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OfflinePatlal
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So I need some sort of dating explanation about this......
    #22174479 - 09/01/15 03:32 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I've been going to this restaurant for a while now and me and the waitress have been chatting. I think she's cute so today I decided to ask her out for coffee.

Here's the conversation:

Quote:

Me/her: blablablabla, restaurant chit chat

Me: So I was wondering, would you like to go out for coffee sometime?

Her: Sure I could, I have a boyfriend though

Me: Oh.. Well, boyfriend was the position I was going for here.

Her: Awww, well I'd like to go for coffee with you

Me: Um ok... Here's my phone number then...





So What's going on here? I was clear about me wanting to be her boyfriend and yet in the end she still wants to go for coffee despite the fact that she's taken....

Am I stupid here or does shit don't really add up? Is that a sign that she wants to break up wwith her BF or soemthing?
WTF?


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Re: So I need some sort of dating explanation about this...... [Re: Patlal] * 5
    #22174508 - 09/01/15 03:40 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

She must know you are Professor Pussy.


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OfflinePatlal
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Re: So I need some sort of dating explanation about this...... [Re: Sun King] * 1
    #22174516 - 09/01/15 03:42 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Sun King said:
She must know you are Professor Pussy.




:rimshot:


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Re: So I need some sort of dating explanation about this...... [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #22174517 - 09/01/15 03:42 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

She wants you to buy her a coffee and is willing to chat but isn't ready to ditch the boyfriend is my guess.  Move on.


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Re: So I need some sort of dating explanation about this...... [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22174529 - 09/01/15 03:45 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

That or she wants to make you her side dude.


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Re: So I need some sort of dating explanation about this...... [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22174530 - 09/01/15 03:45 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

She's not going to leave her dude for you. And if she did you probably wouldn't want to keep her around very long because eventually she would trade you in


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Re: So I need some sort of dating explanation about this...... [Re: Lophosaurus]
    #22174541 - 09/01/15 03:47 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Have coffee with her and see what happens.


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Re: So I need some sort of dating explanation about this...... [Re: Dilsnique] * 1
    #22174546 - 09/01/15 03:49 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Oh yeah, still have coffee. She might have some single friends


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Re: So I need some sort of dating explanation about this...... [Re: Lophosaurus] * 3
    #22174551 - 09/01/15 03:50 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

She might have a hairless cat....


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Re: So I need some sort of dating explanation about this...... [Re: Dilsnique]
    #22174562 - 09/01/15 03:53 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:patlal:


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Re: So I need some sort of dating explanation about this...... [Re: Achillita] * 2
    #22174569 - 09/01/15 03:56 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

i hope she has a penis


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Re: So I need some sort of dating explanation about this...... [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #22174579 - 09/01/15 03:58 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

OP's post is fictional, I've had a drone shadowing him the last 3 weeks and he's only left his apartment twice to get bagged milk and poutine.


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Re: So I need some sort of dating explanation about this...... [Re: twighead]
    #22174609 - 09/01/15 04:07 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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twighead said:
OP's post is fictional, I've had a drone shadowing him the last 3 weeks and he's only left his apartment twice to get bagged milk and poutine.



LOL:rofl2:


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Re: So I need some sort of dating explanation about this...... [Re: Dilsnique] * 1
    #22174666 - 09/01/15 04:21 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Dilsnique said:
She might have a hairless cat....




I can only hope

:awepreciation:


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Re: So I need some sort of dating explanation about this...... [Re: Patlal]
    #22174679 - 09/01/15 04:25 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Maybe she though you said "...boyfriend wasn't the position..."
Then she realized the position you really want is doggystyle and is dtfns with her dsl's
But maybe she misunderstood u?


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Re: So I need some sort of dating explanation about this...... [Re: dpomalia] * 1
    #22174700 - 09/01/15 04:30 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

dpomalia said:
Maybe she though you said "...boyfriend wasn't the position..."
Then she realized the position you really want is doggystyle and is dtfns with her dsl's
But maybe she misunderstood u?




95% sure she heard me correctly. But you just might be right.

Who knows at this point. Maybe she's the kind of person that will tolerate a shitty relationship in order to not be single and was secretly hoping a guy like me would ask her out so she can have a post break up plan or some shit.

I don't know. I dont really care either. If she texts, she texts...

I'm still going to that restaurant even if she's there. I love that restaurant lol


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Re: So I need some sort of dating explanation about this...... [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #22174718 - 09/01/15 04:37 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Say hello to the friend zone.


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Re: So I need some sort of dating explanation about this...... [Re: Shining Cosmos]
    #22174728 - 09/01/15 04:40 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

i think she was jus being nice n didnt wanna totally shoot you down


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Re: So I need some sort of dating explanation about this...... [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL] * 1
    #22174774 - 09/01/15 04:53 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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CHeifM4sterDiezL said:
i think she was jus being nice n didnt wanna totally shoot you down




Best answer yet.

Then again when I mentioned to her that I wanted to date, I thought for sure it would have been like "Oh, well sorry"... You know, the usual way to turn down a guy when you have a BF...


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Re: So I need some sort of dating explanation about this...... [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #22174776 - 09/01/15 04:53 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:somefunnyshit:

" I have a boyfriend "


Bitch stop lying.













Thats just the easiest excuse for a girl to say to let you down easy. She probably just doesn't like you and is too much of a pussy to admit it.


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