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Making Super Babies
    #22173543 - 09/01/15 11:08 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

So the goal of this thread is to entertain as many ideas as possible in how to make SUPER BABIES.  So first lets define what Super Babies are.  They are babies that are superior in at least 1 way, compared to a normal baby.

Secondly GMO Babies are not allowed in this thread.  However all forms of chemicals are, and can be administored anyway you wish to create your special baby. So maybe there's a reason for doing this, like say the human race was starting to go extinct and we needed ideas on how to make better babies, or maybe your just an evil scientist in a basement somewhere with a willing partner (i hope).  Also everything in this thread is purely a work of fiction and for entertainment purposes, which may or may not deliver but all the thread titles have bored me to the point of creating super babies so here goes.

So ill start off here with something fairly simple and mostly unrealistic, ill inject testosterone directly into my penis and then go make some babies in the hopes that it would create super strong babies that come out looking like arnold and grow up to be a neanderthal.  I will create a room just for my babies that delivers higher levels of oxygen to feed their growth, as it has been speculated that oxygen levels are a major role in why life has been shrinking in size over time.

When they become of age ill introduce them to each other and document any signs of homosexuality to kill 2 birds with one stone i can gather information to determine if some people really are born gay.

P.S. the government has most likely been doing shit like this in area 51 with all the people they abduct

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Re: Making Super Babies [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #22173689 - 09/01/15 11:45 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Use my sperm.


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Re: Making Super Babies [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22173732 - 09/01/15 11:57 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

sadly this thread is about as active as your sperm


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Re: Making Super Babies [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #22173794 - 09/01/15 12:19 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

100% success rate


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