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do you take your pants all the way off to poop?
#22173447 - 09/01/15 10:40 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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well?
explain yourself before the court.
make your case for how far they go, and prepared to be told that you're wrong
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: Salomon] 1
#22173451 - 09/01/15 10:41 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Not always, depends in the size of the poop.
Youd better believe that if I had Mexican for dinner the shirt is coming off as well
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: JvF]
#22173500 - 09/01/15 10:56 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Lol shirt always comes off and pants as far down as possible with my feet on a little stool/stepper thing. Works like a charm haha
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: Salomon]
#22173516 - 09/01/15 11:01 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Just above my knees, because my asshole is right near my butt..
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#22173528 - 09/01/15 11:04 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Not since I was three.
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: Salomon]
#22173532 - 09/01/15 11:04 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Depends usually no
If at home, and I'm nude, I don't have any pants to take off now don't I?
If at work, or in public I barely remove them to shit a mighty shit
It just depends where I am at, what I am doing ya ya ya
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: SunnyD] 6
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: Patlal]
#22173572 - 09/01/15 11:15 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I leave my shoes and socks on, but everything else comes off.
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: jahrastafareye]
#22173576 - 09/01/15 11:17 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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jahrastafareye said: I leave my shoes and socks on, but everything else comes off.
You like to spread them legs?
I'm just joking
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: SunnyD]
#22173581 - 09/01/15 11:19 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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When you guys wipe do you look at the toilet paper to see how much shit is on it so that you know if you need to do another wipe?
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: Bitter Cactus]
#22173588 - 09/01/15 11:20 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Bitter Cactus said: When you guys wipe do you look at the toilet paper to see how much shit is on it so that you know if you need to do another wipe?
Of course. If it takes more than 2 wipes then I hop in the shower and wash that shit off
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: JvF]
#22173595 - 09/01/15 11:24 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Im getting pretty serious about saving the planet, so I dont use toilet paper. I just get right into the shower. Shoes and socks still on mind you.
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: Bitter Cactus]
#22173624 - 09/01/15 11:32 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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You're supposed to wipe?
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: Bitter Cactus]
#22173626 - 09/01/15 11:32 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Bitter Cactus said: When you guys wipe do you look at the toilet paper to see how much shit is on it so that you know if you need to do another wipe?
Yeah, I like to be clean as I can
butt umm... Usually there is very little if none on my wipes Healthy diet, and all
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: Amanita86]
#22173650 - 09/01/15 11:37 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Amanita86 said: You're supposed to wipe?
whatre you, a communist?
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: Amanita86]
#22173695 - 09/01/15 11:46 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Amanita86 said: You're supposed to wipe?
I use a knife
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: Salomon]
#22173700 - 09/01/15 11:47 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Only when it's an absolute monster that I'm having trouble giving birth to. For extra explosive force I'll even grip the walls and let out a war cry.
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
#22173736 - 09/01/15 11:59 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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i actually heard a rumor that by not wiping at all you improve your immune system and in turn prevent all forms of butt cancers including prostate issues
the idea is the poop scares away microbes, and toliet paper is very dirty and unsterile so everytime you wipe you are introducting bad bacteria to your buttholes
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: makaveli8x8] 1
#22173749 - 09/01/15 12:02 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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but it's angel soft
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: Salomon]
#22173753 - 09/01/15 12:03 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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No i dont have time for that
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: Salomon]
#22173757 - 09/01/15 12:05 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Salomon said: but it's angel soft
So are children.
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: makaveli8x8]
#22173765 - 09/01/15 12:08 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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^makaveli, that is a level of immunity I will never achieve haha unless I became a mountain man or something..
But yea, if I'm at home base, I'm getting nude. I typically go to great lengths to avoid using a public bathroom.
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: The5thBeatle]
#22173768 - 09/01/15 12:10 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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i think i caught ass herpies or something from a public toliet when i was like 4 years old. i used the public toliet once, just once, and ive had these pimples on my ass ever since. i actually was forced to go to the doctor for it, he had me crawl onto the bed thing face down on my knee's and pull my pants all the way down so he could look at my ass. i think they were also checking my butthole out to see if id been assraped or something and caught the herp that way
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: jahrastafareye]
#22173812 - 09/01/15 12:23 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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makaveli8x8 said: i think i caught ass herpies or something from a public toliet when i was like 4 years old. i used the public toliet once, just once, and ive had these pimples on my ass ever since. i actually was forced to go to the doctor for it, he had me crawl onto the bed thing face down on my knee's and pull my pants all the way down so he could look at my ass. i think they were also checking my butthole out to see if id been assraped or something and caught the herp that way
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: Salomon]
#22173827 - 09/01/15 12:29 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Too soon?
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: jahrastafareye]
#22174092 - 09/01/15 01:45 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I take humongous fucking shits man. Sometimes it get's so bad I have to point my dick down into the toilet while I'm shitting so I don't piss on the carpet from pushing so hard. Makes me feel like I'm peeing like a chick, except I'm shitting at the same time.
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: chiefin123]
#22174115 - 09/01/15 01:52 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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no. they just drop to the floor and i keep them on. if its cold, ill pull em up past my knees
i never knew people actually got completely undressed just to poop
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: Adolin] 2
#22174146 - 09/01/15 02:04 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I like to be comfortable when I evacuate my food children. If the venue allows, I'll go for it. It's not like it's a big stretch anyway. You're already taking a shit wit your pants down, taking one leg out of your pants increases the egonomics as well as escape velocity for my little fudge nuggets because I can focus my elite starfish on ejecting it's contents.
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: larry.fisherman]
#22174255 - 09/01/15 02:33 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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that was a beautifully articulated explanation thank you
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: Salomon] 1
#22175111 - 09/01/15 06:30 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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If you use the superior squat method then it is necessary.
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: Shroomism]
#22175159 - 09/01/15 06:41 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Pants dont come off, but the shirt does every time.
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: Shroomism]
#22175170 - 09/01/15 06:44 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Shroomism said: If you use the superior squat method then it is necessary.
ok mr japan
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: Salomon] 2
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Real geniuses think ahead.
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: Salomon]
#22175208 - 09/01/15 06:51 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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If I'm at home and actually have pants on, yes. I don't like the constrained feeling of sitting on a toilet with pants around my ankles.
However in public or whatever, no I'm not taking off my pants just to shit
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: Shroomslip]
#22175228 - 09/01/15 06:57 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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do you stand up to wipe or stay seated?
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: TravelerOfSorts]
#22175229 - 09/01/15 06:58 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Stay seated.
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: TravelerOfSorts]
#22175235 - 09/01/15 06:59 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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TravelerOfSorts said: do you stand up to wipe or stay seated?
Why would anyone stand up to wipe? That is just weird.
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: TNK]
#22175254 - 09/01/15 07:02 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I prefer to wipe side to side instead of front to back
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: Detached]
#22175268 - 09/01/15 07:05 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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You should wipe down, to avoid wiping poop on your balls.
That is how women wipe, to avoid wiping poop into their vaginas.
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: TNK]
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: Detached]
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Look it up, one of the leading way women obtain bacterial infections in their vaginas is by wiping the wrong way.
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: Detached]
#22175305 - 09/01/15 07:15 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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That is how women wipe, to avoid wiping poop into their vaginas.
i bet women can't stand up after a havana omelet then either. that really must suck not being able to stand and wipe, how many times do their hands hit the water or red octobers by accident i wonder
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: TNK]
#22175306 - 09/01/15 07:15 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Babies keep their pants on when they poop. Grownups pull their pants down. Sirs take their pants off entirely. Old people keep their pants on when they poop. Its the circle of life.
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: Detached]
#22175361 - 09/01/15 07:25 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Detached said: Real geniuses think ahead.

that brilliant
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: jahrastafareye]
#22175362 - 09/01/15 07:25 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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so here's a really good question for the people who poop with their pants on/down. If say your at a nude beech do you put your pants on/part way on to take a poop? what about during/after sex?
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: Salomon]
#22175365 - 09/01/15 07:26 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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No Sal, that is Gay.
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: TNK]
#22175441 - 09/01/15 07:43 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Only way to do it
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: JvF]
#22175466 - 09/01/15 07:48 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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so you went threw the trouble of taking a picture of your hairy ass legs for the shroomery and you left out your penis?
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: makaveli8x8]
#22175473 - 09/01/15 07:50 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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If it is going to be a rager, I have to take my shirt off.
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: TNK]
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Didn't fit in the frame, that would have required a panorama
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: JvF]
#22175520 - 09/01/15 07:59 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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You misspelled "magnifying lens".
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: TNK]
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TheNatureKid said: No Sal, that is Gay.
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: Salomon]
#22175618 - 09/01/15 08:21 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Was this thread inspired by The League S5:E4 about 14:30 in? Sounds exactly like it...
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: Detached]
#22175770 - 09/01/15 08:48 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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You people have lost it idkwtf you guys are doing but none of you were properly taught how to use a toilet u got people fuckin pissing over thier waistband fucking shitting half nude some people suggesting not even wiping ffs. little kids could read this wtf guys
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
#22175815 - 09/01/15 08:59 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I don't even mind the smell of my own poop. Am I weird?
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: Bitter Cactus]
#22175824 - 09/01/15 09:01 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I bet you like the smell of your own farts too, am I rite?
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TheNatureKid said: No Sal, that is Gay.
NO U 
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: Bitter Cactus]
#22175831 - 09/01/15 09:02 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Everyone likes their own brand.
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: Salomon]
#22175848 - 09/01/15 09:07 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Salomon said: well?
explain yourself before the court.
make your case for how far they go, and prepared to be told that you're wrong 
I will say they go down to my ankles. However I must say this should not be the issue! The REAL issue is... Wet ones or Toilet paper!
You know what I say!!!1!?
I say both!!!!!!! Use some toilet paper. Wipe with a wet one. Use toilet paper one more time to dry.
You will be happy with this.
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: Dr.Wongburger]
#22175870 - 09/01/15 09:13 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I prefer a good wetwipe for the finishing touch after doing most of the heavy duty damage control with toilet paper.
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: Detached]
#22175893 - 09/01/15 09:19 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I love when you have a perfect poop that takes not too much effort and there is no need to do much wiping at all.
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: Detached]
#22175904 - 09/01/15 09:21 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Detached said: I prefer a good wetwipe for the finishing touch after doing most of the heavy duty damage control with toilet paper.
That's good to hear! I'm glad some one out there thinks similar. I in recent times have let a buddy of mine use some wet wipes. He said he thinks they are okay. However I have not converted him. He's usually on the toilet paper. I hang out at his place often. Some times I bring some wipes if I'm feeling like I may have a moment that day at his place. I usually leave the wipes behind... hoping my little seeds will grow on him!!!
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: Dr.Wongburger]
#22175991 - 09/01/15 09:35 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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It varies with me, man. Sometimes I need to stretch them legs.
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: pippin]
#22176027 - 09/01/15 09:42 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I poop before I shower, so I'm usually naked already. Feels so smooth.
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: MoxyOx]
#22176215 - 09/01/15 10:21 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Sometimes letting out a big shit is slightly euphoric. Once it's over you get the feeling of ease.
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: Bitter Cactus]
#22176783 - 09/02/15 01:51 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I knew a girl that liked to tell people how taking a shit would give her a mini orgasm. She just loved dick in the ass.
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: larry.fisherman]
#22177202 - 09/02/15 07:05 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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so i guess the ultimate orgasm for her would be to shit while having a dick in the ass. in this situation is it proper to have just her undies at her ankles?
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: makaveli8x8]
#22177257 - 09/02/15 07:36 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I have heard people say they like to get naked to take a dump, but I never understood why. When I have to go, I don't have time to get undressed. I don't like sitting in there forever either. I have a time limit knowmsayin...
I would also like to add this slightly off topic thing here... how many people in this thread are ok with just wiping their ass with toilet paper and going about their day? To me, that is pretty disgusting. Does anyone here have a standard to always wash their ass either with just water or soap and water after taking a shite?
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: Salomon]
#22177359 - 09/02/15 08:30 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I take my pants all the way off to pee
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: lillFish]
#22177366 - 09/02/15 08:31 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I would also like to add this slightly off topic thing here... how many people in this thread are ok with just wiping their ass with toilet paper and going about their day? To me, that is pretty disgusting. Does anyone here have a standard to always wash their ass either with just water or soap and water after taking a shite?
This.
I shower after every shit.
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: Mr. Material]
#22177438 - 09/02/15 09:12 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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There are two times when I will take my pants all the way off to shit.
1. When I am about to get in the shower and I am already naked.
2. When I am pooping in the wilderness, and I am too incapacitated by psychedelic drugs or darkness to ensure that I don't shit on my pants while they are around my ankles. Usually this is not a problem, but on certain occasions it was been a real concern.
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: lillFish]
#22177493 - 09/02/15 09:45 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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lillFish said: I have heard people say they like to get naked to take a dump, but I never understood why. When I have to go, I don't have time to get undressed. I don't like sitting in there forever either. I have a time limit knowmsayin...
I would also like to add this slightly off topic thing here... how many people in this thread are ok with just wiping their ass with toilet paper and going about their day? To me, that is pretty disgusting. Does anyone here have a standard to always wash their ass either with just water or soap and water after taking a shite?
I actually bought wet wipes to carry with me for this purpose. I can't wash my ass in public so all I have are the wet wipes. They're a fair trade.
I just wish the states would catch up with the times and add a duvet to each toilet. Not all people have barren assholes.
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: TNK]
#22177515 - 09/02/15 09:54 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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TheNatureKid said: You should wipe down, to avoid wiping poop on your balls.
That is how women wipe, to avoid wiping poop into their vaginas.
Wouldn't that be wiping up?
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: MoxyOx]
#22177516 - 09/02/15 09:55 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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MoxyOx said:
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lillFish said: I have heard people say they like to get naked to take a dump, but I never understood why. When I have to go, I don't have time to get undressed. I don't like sitting in there forever either. I have a time limit knowmsayin...
I would also like to add this slightly off topic thing here... how many people in this thread are ok with just wiping their ass with toilet paper and going about their day? To me, that is pretty disgusting. Does anyone here have a standard to always wash their ass either with just water or soap and water after taking a shite?
I actually bought wet wipes to carry with me for this purpose. I can't wash my ass in public so all I have are the wet wipes. They're a fair trade.
I just wish the states would catch up with the times and add a duvet to each toilet. Not all people have barren assholes.
A duvet? Do you mean bidet?
A duvet is a fluffy blanket
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: Patlal]
#22177579 - 09/02/15 10:20 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Patlal said:
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Amanita86 said: You're supposed to wipe?
I use a knife
fucking barbaric
use the 3 shells like we do in the US
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: koods]
#22177581 - 09/02/15 10:22 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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koods said:
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MoxyOx said:
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lillFish said: I have heard people say they like to get naked to take a dump, but I never understood why. When I have to go, I don't have time to get undressed. I don't like sitting in there forever either. I have a time limit knowmsayin...
I would also like to add this slightly off topic thing here... how many people in this thread are ok with just wiping their ass with toilet paper and going about their day? To me, that is pretty disgusting. Does anyone here have a standard to always wash their ass either with just water or soap and water after taking a shite?
I actually bought wet wipes to carry with me for this purpose. I can't wash my ass in public so all I have are the wet wipes. They're a fair trade.
I just wish the states would catch up with the times and add a duvet to each toilet. Not all people have barren assholes.
A duvet? Do you mean bidet?
A duvet is a fluffy blanket
I would clean my ass with a fluffy blanket
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: koods]
#22177597 - 09/02/15 10:26 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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koods said:
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TheNatureKid said: You should wipe down, to avoid wiping poop on your balls.
That is how women wipe, to avoid wiping poop into their vaginas.
Wouldn't that be wiping up?
Exactly.
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