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OfflineDr.Wongburger
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: Detached]
    #22175904 - 09/01/15 09:21 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Detached said:
I prefer a good wetwipe for the finishing touch after doing most of the heavy duty damage control with toilet paper.




That's good to hear! I'm glad some one out there thinks similar. I in recent times have let a buddy of mine use some wet wipes. He said he thinks they are okay. However I have not converted him. He's usually on the toilet paper. I hang out at his place often. Some times I bring some wipes if I'm feeling like I may have a moment that day at his place. I usually leave the wipes behind... hoping my little seeds will grow on him!!!


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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: Dr.Wongburger]
    #22175991 - 09/01/15 09:35 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

It varies with me, man. Sometimes I need to stretch them legs.


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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: pippin]
    #22176027 - 09/01/15 09:42 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I poop before I shower, so I'm usually naked already. Feels so smooth.


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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: MoxyOx]
    #22176215 - 09/01/15 10:21 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Sometimes letting out a big shit is slightly euphoric. Once it's over you get the feeling of ease.


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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #22176783 - 09/02/15 01:51 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I knew a girl that liked to tell people how taking a shit would give her a mini orgasm. She just loved dick in the ass.


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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #22177202 - 09/02/15 07:05 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

so i guess the ultimate orgasm for her would be to shit while having a dick in the ass.  in this situation is it proper to have just her undies at her ankles?


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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #22177257 - 09/02/15 07:36 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I have heard people say they like to get naked to take a dump, but I never understood why. When I have to go, I don't have time to get undressed. I don't like sitting in there forever either. I have a time limit knowmsayin...

I would also like to add this slightly off topic thing here... how many people in this thread are ok with just wiping their ass with toilet paper and going about their day? To me, that is pretty disgusting. Does anyone here have a standard to always wash their ass either with just water or soap and water after taking a shite?


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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: Salomon]
    #22177359 - 09/02/15 08:30 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I take my pants all the way off to pee


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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: lillFish]
    #22177366 - 09/02/15 08:31 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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lillFish said:

I would also like to add this slightly off topic thing here... how many people in this thread are ok with just wiping their ass with toilet paper and going about their day? To me, that is pretty disgusting. Does anyone here have a standard to always wash their ass either with just water or soap and water after taking a shite?




This.

I shower after every shit.


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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: Mr. Material]
    #22177438 - 09/02/15 09:12 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

There are two times when I will take my pants all the way off to shit.

1. When I am about to get in the shower and I am already naked.

2. When I am pooping in the wilderness, and I am too incapacitated by psychedelic drugs or darkness to ensure that I don't shit on my pants while they are around my ankles. Usually this is not a problem, but on certain occasions it was been a real concern.


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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: lillFish]
    #22177493 - 09/02/15 09:45 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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lillFish said:
I have heard people say they like to get naked to take a dump, but I never understood why. When I have to go, I don't have time to get undressed. I don't like sitting in there forever either. I have a time limit knowmsayin...

I would also like to add this slightly off topic thing here... how many people in this thread are ok with just wiping their ass with toilet paper and going about their day? To me, that is pretty disgusting. Does anyone here have a standard to always wash their ass either with just water or soap and water after taking a shite?




I actually bought wet wipes to carry with me for this purpose. I can't wash my ass in public so all I have are the wet wipes. They're a fair trade.

I just wish the states would catch up with the times and add a duvet to each toilet. Not all people have barren assholes.


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The path the ancients cleared has closed.
And the other path, everyone's path,
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: TNK]
    #22177515 - 09/02/15 09:54 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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TheNatureKid said:
You should wipe down, to avoid wiping poop on your balls.

That is how women wipe, to avoid wiping poop into their vaginas.



Wouldn't that be wiping up?


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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: MoxyOx]
    #22177516 - 09/02/15 09:55 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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MoxyOx said:
Quote:

lillFish said:
I have heard people say they like to get naked to take a dump, but I never understood why. When I have to go, I don't have time to get undressed. I don't like sitting in there forever either. I have a time limit knowmsayin...

I would also like to add this slightly off topic thing here... how many people in this thread are ok with just wiping their ass with toilet paper and going about their day? To me, that is pretty disgusting. Does anyone here have a standard to always wash their ass either with just water or soap and water after taking a shite?




I actually bought wet wipes to carry with me for this purpose. I can't wash my ass in public so all I have are the wet wipes. They're a fair trade.

I just wish the states would catch up with the times and add a duvet to each toilet. Not all people have barren assholes.



A duvet?
Do you mean bidet?

A duvet is a fluffy blanket


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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: Patlal]
    #22177579 - 09/02/15 10:20 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Patlal said:
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Amanita86 said:
You're supposed to wipe?




I use a knife





fucking barbaric

use the 3 shells like we do in the US



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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: koods]
    #22177581 - 09/02/15 10:22 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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koods said:
Quote:

MoxyOx said:
Quote:

lillFish said:
I have heard people say they like to get naked to take a dump, but I never understood why. When I have to go, I don't have time to get undressed. I don't like sitting in there forever either. I have a time limit knowmsayin...

I would also like to add this slightly off topic thing here... how many people in this thread are ok with just wiping their ass with toilet paper and going about their day? To me, that is pretty disgusting. Does anyone here have a standard to always wash their ass either with just water or soap and water after taking a shite?




I actually bought wet wipes to carry with me for this purpose. I can't wash my ass in public so all I have are the wet wipes. They're a fair trade.

I just wish the states would catch up with the times and add a duvet to each toilet. Not all people have barren assholes.



A duvet?
Do you mean bidet?

A duvet is a fluffy blanket





I would clean my ass with a fluffy blanket


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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: koods]
    #22177597 - 09/02/15 10:26 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
Quote:

TheNatureKid said:
You should wipe down, to avoid wiping poop on your balls.

That is how women wipe, to avoid wiping poop into their vaginas.



Wouldn't that be wiping up?




Exactly.


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