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OfflineTNK
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: Detached]
    #22175293 - 09/01/15 07:11 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Look it up, one of the leading way women obtain bacterial infections in their vaginas is by wiping the wrong way.


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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: Detached]
    #22175305 - 09/01/15 07:15 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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That is how women wipe, to avoid wiping poop into their vaginas.




i bet women can't stand up after a havana omelet then either.  that really must suck not being able to stand and wipe, how many times do their hands hit the water or red octobers by accident i wonder


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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: TNK]
    #22175306 - 09/01/15 07:15 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Babies keep their pants on when they poop.  Grownups pull their pants down.  Sirs take their pants off entirely. Old people keep their pants on when they poop.  Its the circle of life.


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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: Detached]
    #22175361 - 09/01/15 07:25 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Detached said:
Real geniuses think ahead.





that brilliant


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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: jahrastafareye]
    #22175362 - 09/01/15 07:25 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

so here's a really good question for the people who poop with their pants on/down.  If say your at a nude beech do you put your pants on/part way on to take a poop?  what about during/after sex?


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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: Salomon]
    #22175365 - 09/01/15 07:26 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

No Sal, that is Gay.


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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: TNK]
    #22175441 - 09/01/15 07:43 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)



Only way to do it


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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: JvF]
    #22175466 - 09/01/15 07:48 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

so you went threw the trouble of taking a picture of your hairy ass legs for the shroomery and you left out your penis?


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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #22175473 - 09/01/15 07:50 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

If it is going to be a rager, I have to take my shirt off.


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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: TNK]
    #22175489 - 09/01/15 07:52 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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so you went threw the trouble of taking a picture of your hairy ass legs for the shroomery and you left out your penis?



Didn't fit in the frame, that would have required a panorama


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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: JvF]
    #22175520 - 09/01/15 07:59 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

You misspelled "magnifying lens".


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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: TNK]
    #22175604 - 09/01/15 08:18 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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TheNatureKid said:
No Sal, that is Gay.



NO U :razz:


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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: Salomon]
    #22175618 - 09/01/15 08:21 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Was this thread inspired by The League S5:E4 about 14:30 in? Sounds exactly like it...


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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: Detached]
    #22175770 - 09/01/15 08:48 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

You people have lost it idkwtf you guys are doing but none of you were properly taught how to use a toilet u got people fuckin pissing over thier waistband fucking shitting half nude some people suggesting not even wiping ffs. little kids could read this wtf guys :facepalm:


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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #22175815 - 09/01/15 08:59 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I don't even mind the smell of my own poop. Am I weird?


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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #22175824 - 09/01/15 09:01 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I bet you like the smell of your own farts too, am I rite?

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Salomon said:
Quote:

TheNatureKid said:
No Sal, that is Gay.



NO U :razz:




:awesomenod:


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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #22175831 - 09/01/15 09:02 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Everyone likes their own brand. :shrug:


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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: Salomon]
    #22175848 - 09/01/15 09:07 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Salomon said:
well?


explain yourself before the court.

make your case for how far they go, and prepared to be told that you're wrong :snub:




I will say they go down to my ankles.
However I must say this should not be the issue! The REAL issue is... Wet ones or Toilet paper!

You know what I say!!!1!?

I say both!!!!!!! Use some toilet paper. Wipe with a wet one. Use toilet paper one more time to dry.

You will be happy with this.


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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: Dr.Wongburger]
    #22175870 - 09/01/15 09:13 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I prefer a good wetwipe for the finishing touch after doing most of the heavy duty damage control with toilet paper.


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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: Detached]
    #22175893 - 09/01/15 09:19 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I love when you have a perfect poop that takes not too much effort and there is no need to do much wiping at all.


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