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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: Salomon]
    #22173757 - 09/01/15 12:05 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Salomon said:
but it's angel soft:wtfsonic:



So are children.


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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #22173765 - 09/01/15 12:08 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

^makaveli, that is a level of immunity I will never achieve haha unless I became a mountain man or something..

But yea, if I'm at home base, I'm getting nude. I typically go to great lengths to avoid using a public bathroom.


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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: The5thBeatle]
    #22173768 - 09/01/15 12:10 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

i think i caught ass herpies or something from a public toliet when i was like 4 years old.  i used the public toliet once, just once, and ive had these pimples on my ass ever since.  i actually was forced to go to the doctor for it, he had me crawl onto the bed thing face down on my knee's and pull my pants all the way down so he could look at my ass.  i think they were also checking my butthole out to see if id been assraped or something and caught the herp that way


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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: jahrastafareye]
    #22173812 - 09/01/15 12:23 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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makaveli8x8 said:
i think i caught ass herpies or something from a public toliet when i was like 4 years old.  i used the public toliet once, just once, and ive had these pimples on my ass ever since.  i actually was forced to go to the doctor for it, he had me crawl onto the bed thing face down on my knee's and pull my pants all the way down so he could look at my ass.  i think they were also checking my butthole out to see if id been assraped or something and caught the herp that way



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jahrastafareye said:
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Salomon said:
but it's angel soft:wtfsonic:



So are children.




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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: Salomon]
    #22173827 - 09/01/15 12:29 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Too soon?


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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: jahrastafareye]
    #22174092 - 09/01/15 01:45 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I take humongous fucking shits man.
Sometimes it get's so bad I have to point my dick down into the toilet while I'm shitting so I don't piss on the carpet from pushing so hard. Makes me feel like I'm peeing like a chick, except I'm shitting at the same time.

:holyshit:


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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: chiefin123]
    #22174115 - 09/01/15 01:52 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

no. they just drop to the floor and i keep them on. if its cold, ill pull em up past my knees

i never knew people actually got completely undressed just to poop :lol:


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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: Adolin] * 2
    #22174146 - 09/01/15 02:04 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I like to be comfortable when I evacuate my food children. If the venue allows, I'll go for it. It's not like it's a big stretch anyway. You're already taking a shit wit your pants down, taking one leg out of your pants increases the egonomics as well as escape velocity for my little fudge nuggets because I can focus my elite starfish on ejecting it's contents.


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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #22174255 - 09/01/15 02:33 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

that was a beautifully articulated explanation :rofl: thank you


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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: Salomon] * 1
    #22175111 - 09/01/15 06:30 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

If you use the superior squat method then it is necessary.


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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: Shroomism]
    #22175159 - 09/01/15 06:41 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Pants dont come off, but the shirt does every time.


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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: Shroomism]
    #22175170 - 09/01/15 06:44 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Shroomism said:
If you use the superior squat method then it is necessary.



ok mr japan


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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: Salomon] * 2
    #22175193 - 09/01/15 06:48 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Real geniuses think ahead.



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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: Salomon]
    #22175208 - 09/01/15 06:51 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

If I'm at home and actually have pants on, yes. I don't like the constrained feeling of sitting on a toilet with pants around my ankles.

However in public or whatever, no I'm not taking off my pants just to shit :lol:


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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22175228 - 09/01/15 06:57 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

do you stand up to wipe or stay seated?


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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: TravelerOfSorts]
    #22175229 - 09/01/15 06:58 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Stay seated.


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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: TravelerOfSorts]
    #22175235 - 09/01/15 06:59 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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TravelerOfSorts said:
do you stand up to wipe or stay seated?




Why would anyone stand up to wipe? That is just weird.


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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: TNK]
    #22175254 - 09/01/15 07:02 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I prefer to wipe side to side instead of front to back :shrug:


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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: Detached]
    #22175268 - 09/01/15 07:05 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

You should wipe down, to avoid wiping poop on your balls.

That is how women wipe, to avoid wiping poop into their vaginas.


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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: TNK]
    #22175281 - 09/01/15 07:09 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:notsureif:


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