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Salomon
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do you take your pants all the way off to poop?
#22173447 - 09/01/15 10:40 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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well?
explain yourself before the court.
make your case for how far they go, and prepared to be told that you're wrong
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: Salomon] 1
#22173451 - 09/01/15 10:41 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Not always, depends in the size of the poop.
Youd better believe that if I had Mexican for dinner the shirt is coming off as well
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: JvF]
#22173500 - 09/01/15 10:56 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Lol shirt always comes off and pants as far down as possible with my feet on a little stool/stepper thing. Works like a charm haha
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: Salomon]
#22173516 - 09/01/15 11:01 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Just above my knees, because my asshole is right near my butt..
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: Amanita86] 1
#22173528 - 09/01/15 11:04 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Not since I was three.
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: Salomon]
#22173532 - 09/01/15 11:04 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Depends usually no
If at home, and I'm nude, I don't have any pants to take off now don't I?
If at work, or in public I barely remove them to shit a mighty shit
It just depends where I am at, what I am doing ya ya ya
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: SunnyD] 6
#22173559 - 09/01/15 11:12 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: Patlal]
#22173572 - 09/01/15 11:15 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I leave my shoes and socks on, but everything else comes off.
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: jahrastafareye]
#22173576 - 09/01/15 11:17 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
jahrastafareye said: I leave my shoes and socks on, but everything else comes off.
You like to spread them legs?
I'm just joking
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: SunnyD]
#22173581 - 09/01/15 11:19 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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When you guys wipe do you look at the toilet paper to see how much shit is on it so that you know if you need to do another wipe?
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: Bitter Cactus]
#22173588 - 09/01/15 11:20 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Bitter Cactus said: When you guys wipe do you look at the toilet paper to see how much shit is on it so that you know if you need to do another wipe?
Of course. If it takes more than 2 wipes then I hop in the shower and wash that shit off
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: JvF]
#22173595 - 09/01/15 11:24 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Im getting pretty serious about saving the planet, so I dont use toilet paper. I just get right into the shower. Shoes and socks still on mind you.
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: Bitter Cactus]
#22173624 - 09/01/15 11:32 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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You're supposed to wipe?
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: Bitter Cactus]
#22173626 - 09/01/15 11:32 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Bitter Cactus said: When you guys wipe do you look at the toilet paper to see how much shit is on it so that you know if you need to do another wipe?
Yeah, I like to be clean as I can
butt umm... Usually there is very little if none on my wipes Healthy diet, and all
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: Amanita86]
#22173650 - 09/01/15 11:37 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Amanita86 said: You're supposed to wipe?
whatre you, a communist?
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Patlal
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: Amanita86]
#22173695 - 09/01/15 11:46 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Amanita86 said: You're supposed to wipe?
I use a knife
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: Salomon]
#22173700 - 09/01/15 11:47 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Only when it's an absolute monster that I'm having trouble giving birth to. For extra explosive force I'll even grip the walls and let out a war cry.
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
#22173736 - 09/01/15 11:59 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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i actually heard a rumor that by not wiping at all you improve your immune system and in turn prevent all forms of butt cancers including prostate issues
the idea is the poop scares away microbes, and toliet paper is very dirty and unsterile so everytime you wipe you are introducting bad bacteria to your buttholes
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Salomon
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: makaveli8x8] 1
#22173749 - 09/01/15 12:02 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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but it's angel soft
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Re: do you take your pants all the way off to poop? [Re: Salomon]
#22173753 - 09/01/15 12:03 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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No i dont have time for that
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