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    #22171926 - 08/31/15 11:15 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

i mean i dont mind the taste persay but the effects are shit for me..i have one cup of coffee and im irritable and dizzy for hours...
i also notice it raises my anxiety...fuck coffee

coffee's for :fatbastard:'s

any hardcore coffee drinkers or anti coffee people here?

discuss :popcorn:


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Re: i hate coffee [Re: Doctor Sponge]
    #22171938 - 08/31/15 11:18 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

It puts hair on your chest. Don't be a Nancyboy.


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Re: i hate coffee [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #22171944 - 08/31/15 11:20 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I drink three or four cups a day. :shrug: Sometimes more, sometimes less. :shrug: :shrug:


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Re: i hate coffee [Re: Doctor Sponge]
    #22171956 - 08/31/15 11:22 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

yeah dude, fuck coffee. Its delicious, but it gives me little effect and a stomach ache more often than not.

Not to mention how dehydrated it makes you. I can't imagine starting every day like that.


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Re: i hate coffee [Re: Doctor Sponge]
    #22171959 - 08/31/15 11:23 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I drink it occasionally. When I had a job where I had to be up before the Sun was up, it was an everyday and most of the day thing. Sometimes I'll get a craving for it and buy a bag of beans and will drink it til the bag is gone, then I may go months without buying more.


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Re: i hate coffee [Re: Doctor Sponge]
    #22171960 - 08/31/15 11:23 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

lol I have to ask, what's a "zo"


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Re: i hate coffee [Re: mollymadman]
    #22171964 - 08/31/15 11:24 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Probably benzo.


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I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


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Re: i hate coffee [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #22171966 - 08/31/15 11:25 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I don't drink coffee anymore. Not hot coffee anyway, which normally isn't really coffee.

To get actual effects you have to take your dose at once like any other drug, not sip away at it. So I'll buy an iced capp or slam one of these if I want a buzz.



Delicious coffee flavour with none of the nasty hotness.
They're not an energy drink, just strong coffee. And good too.


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Re: i hate coffee [Re: Shroomslip] * 1
    #22171967 - 08/31/15 11:25 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

People who can't tolerate coffee are frankly pussies.


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Re: i hate coffee [Re: mollymadman]
    #22171970 - 08/31/15 11:25 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I drink energy drinks. Too hot outside - I like something ice cold but iced coffee is gross.


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Re: i hate coffee [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #22171977 - 08/31/15 11:27 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Bitter Cactus said:
People who can't tolerate coffee are frankly pussies.




lol, this made me laugh. I just picture some nerd drinking a coffee and sweating profusely complaining about flatulence. Different strokes for different folks though I guess.


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Re: i hate coffee [Re: mollymadman]
    #22171986 - 08/31/15 11:28 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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mollymadman said:
Quote:

Bitter Cactus said:
People who can't tolerate coffee are frankly pussies.




lol, this made me laugh. I just picture some nerd drinking a coffee and sweating profusely complaining about flatulence. Different strokes for different folks though I guess.




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Re: i hate coffee [Re: mollymadman]
    #22171991 - 08/31/15 11:28 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I feel the same way, I love and hate coffee... It tastes amazing but it definitely gives me a lot of anxiety. I used to drink 1-2 cups a day but have cut back to just a cup every now and then and feel way better!


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Re: i hate coffee [Re: mollymadman]
    #22171994 - 08/31/15 11:29 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

The sweating comes from the heat and if there's any GI discomfort it's usually from cream.

Which is why I haven't had an actual coffee in over 6 months.


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Re: i hate coffee [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #22171999 - 08/31/15 11:30 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

lol it just keeps getting funnier man.


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Re: i hate coffee [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #22172003 - 08/31/15 11:31 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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XLCaps said:
I don't drink coffee anymore. Not hot coffee anyway, which normally isn't really coffee.

To get actual effects you have to take your dose at once like any other drug, not sip away at it. So I'll buy an iced capp or slam one of these if I want a buzz.



Delicious coffee flavour with none of the nasty hotness.
They're not an energy drink, just strong coffee. And good too.



:justnotright: That's almost as bad as my wife calling Frappuccino's "coffee"

I don't really have a problem with energy drinks either. I actually used to drink both coffee and red bull to get the day going. It doesn't really matter how damn early I go to sleep, I am not a morning person.

Eh, I just looked up the actual ingredients. I guess technically that one could still be coffee. All the other "coffees in a can" aren't though.


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Re: i hate coffee [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22172006 - 08/31/15 11:32 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

i can drink 12 beers and not throw up but im super coffee sensitive

one fucking sip of coffee gets my heart pumping its weird

a whole cup and i feel like shit after the initial rush for fucking HOURS

dizzyness,cold sweats,head zaps and supreme irritability

i need weak cooffee watered down and im good..i dont get how people can drink cup after cup of coffee

coffee be a great laxative though

also the smell of coffee brewing in the morning is SO sobering lol

reminds me of old men


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Re: i hate coffee [Re: Doctor Sponge]
    #22172010 - 08/31/15 11:33 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:freud: Tell me more about what reminds you of old men...


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Re: i hate coffee [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #22172013 - 08/31/15 11:33 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Bitter Cactus said:
People who can't tolerate coffee are frankly pussies.



Heard that.. these little twittle fairies need to drop about 3 espressos in that cup of coffee and rub some salt in that gaping hatchet wound...

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Not to mention how dehydrated it makes you.




So drink some water!:crankey:

(I can't help but notice how gay it made me feel typing out espresso... full on :gayflag:  but it really is good and will get you 'work time lit')


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Re: i hate coffee [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #22172016 - 08/31/15 11:33 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

XLCaps said:
I don't drink coffee anymore. Not hot coffee anyway, which normally isn't really coffee.

To get actual effects you have to take your dose at once like any other drug, not sip away at it. So I'll buy an iced capp or slam one of these if I want a buzz.



Delicious coffee flavour with none of the nasty hotness.
They're not an energy drink, just strong coffee. And good too.




:incredible:

WTF that is not coffee. :lol:


Are you serious lol


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Re: i hate coffee [Re: Doctor Sponge]
    #22172018 - 08/31/15 11:34 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

None of that happens to me unless I've been up all night, and I'm drinking entire pots in just a couple of hours. The day of my driving test, I couldn't sleep the night before so I needed to get myself wired to not fuck up, drank a couple pots of coffee in just a couple hours. I was so fucking jittery and tweaked everything felt like it was vibrating.

Generally though, if I'm not chugging it, I can drink it all day long and I won't reach that point.


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I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


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With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: i hate coffee [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22172021 - 08/31/15 11:35 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomslip said:
Quote:

XLCaps said:
I don't drink coffee anymore. Not hot coffee anyway, which normally isn't really coffee.

To get actual effects you have to take your dose at once like any other drug, not sip away at it. So I'll buy an iced capp or slam one of these if I want a buzz.



Delicious coffee flavour with none of the nasty hotness.
They're not an energy drink, just strong coffee. And good too.



:justnotright: That's almost as bad as my wife calling Frappuccino's "coffee"

I don't really have a problem with energy drinks either. I actually used to drink both coffee and red bull to get the day going. It doesn't really matter how damn early I go to sleep, I am not a morning person.

Eh, I just looked up the actual ingredients. I guess technically that one could still be coffee. All the other "coffees in a can" aren't though.



Which is why I said I don't drink coffee. :lol:

It is good though, and I've tried all the available kinds in my area. That's the best one. It's basically just a strong shot of coffee and the rest is mostly flavouring.


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Re: i hate coffee [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22172028 - 08/31/15 11:37 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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None of that happens to me unless I've been up all night, and I'm drinking entire pots in just a couple of hours. The day of my driving test, I couldn't sleep the night before so I needed to get myself wired to not fuck up, drank a couple pots of coffee in just a couple hours. I was so fucking jittery and tweaked everything felt like it was vibrating.

Generally though, if I'm not chugging it, I can drink it all day long and I won't reach that point.



I smoked mad bud right before my driving test and I was cool as a cucumber..


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Re: i hate coffee [Re: mollymadman]
    #22172029 - 08/31/15 11:37 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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:freud: Tell me more about what reminds you of old men...



old spice

i hate the smell of old spice aftershave/cologne/anything old spice

i had a sabertooth GF who used OS bodywash,thoroughly dumped her

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Re: i hate coffee [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #22172034 - 08/31/15 11:39 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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:incredible:

WTF that is not coffee. :lol:


Are you serious lol



No it's not 'a coffee' but it is coffee. I do drink those. Hot coffee makes me sweat and gives me the shits. It's a much better alternative to energy drinks which have an accompanying headache and a crash. They're $2. I drink one and I'm good. If I go out and buy a coffee it will cost me about the same and effect me negatively.

Plus I'd rather have a cold drink almost always.


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Re: i hate coffee [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #22172036 - 08/31/15 11:41 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

XLCaps said:
Quote:

Bitter Cactus said:
:incredible:

WTF that is not coffee. :lol:


Are you serious lol



No it's not 'a coffee' but it is coffee.




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Re: i hate coffee [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #22172042 - 08/31/15 11:42 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Read the ingredients then.


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Re: i hate coffee [Re: Amanita86]
    #22172043 - 08/31/15 11:43 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Shroomslip said:
None of that happens to me unless I've been up all night, and I'm drinking entire pots in just a couple of hours. The day of my driving test, I couldn't sleep the night before so I needed to get myself wired to not fuck up, drank a couple pots of coffee in just a couple hours. I was so fucking jittery and tweaked everything felt like it was vibrating.

Generally though, if I'm not chugging it, I can drink it all day long and I won't reach that point.



I smoked mad bud right before my driving test and I was cool as a cucumber..



That would've been another way to go about it, but I wanted my damn license. I didn't get it til I was like 27 or something thanks to some stupid mix up with the DPS and me getting caught with weed when I was 18. I was told multiple times I had to attend a drug class that does not exist anywhere near here and no one could tell me where one was before I could have my revoked license (that I never had) turned back over. Then around 27 or 28 I went about trying to figure the shit out again and was told that what I had been told all the times before was bullshit and that it was only suspended for 6 months. 

:awenuhuh: I got told nearly 10 years later, that I could've had my license about 9.5 years ago. Fucking DPS and their :trollhide:


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I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


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Re: i hate coffee [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #22172044 - 08/31/15 11:43 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

On the actual picture it says it's a mocha. :canthelpbutlaugh:


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Re: i hate coffee [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #22172050 - 08/31/15 11:45 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

And? Are you really getting all elitist on me because your current go-to stimulant can be adulterated and actually still be contained within the adulterant?


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Re: i hate coffee [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #22172105 - 09/01/15 12:05 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I drink coffee every day. I add ice to it and chocolate syrup with milk. I usually brew espresso (not the way espresso is supposed to be made tho) and drink away. yum yum


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    #22172357 - 09/01/15 02:27 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: i hate coffee [Re: BlackWidow]
    #22172426 - 09/01/15 03:18 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

coffee and lack of sleep make me feel like im trippin without all the pretty colors.


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Re: i hate coffee [Re: zZZz]
    #22172430 - 09/01/15 03:21 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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coffee and lack of sleep make me feel like im trippin without all the pretty colors.




I feel you man aha

i do love a black coffee in the morning emmm


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Re: i hate coffee [Re: Cujllickduo]
    #22172447 - 09/01/15 03:34 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

coffee in the morning is like what the sky is to the sun, although they dont necessarily need each other to survive, it makes for a pleasant combination.


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Re: i hate coffee [Re: zZZz] * 1
    #22172454 - 09/01/15 03:44 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

You make some of the weirdest fucking analogies :lol: Also you have it kinda backwards. I mean to some extent. Morning and Sky are the two constants, Sun and Coffee are the variables (though technically the sun does always exist but I'll let it slide since we don't constantly see it) so it wouldn't be "what the sky is to the sun" it'd be "what the sun is to the sky".


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I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: i hate coffee [Re: Doctor Sponge]
    #22172620 - 09/01/15 06:11 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I've been partial to the iced americano lately. :thumbup:


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Re: i hate coffee [Re: WScott] * 2
    #22172624 - 09/01/15 06:13 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

The thing I like most about coffee is that it never fails to help me shit my guts out in the morning


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Re: i hate coffee [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #22172634 - 09/01/15 06:17 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

another love/hate for coffee.

sometimes its the only thing that gets me out of bed.
but sometimes, around 2pm, i feel like death is creeping up on me.


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Re: i hate coffee [Re: Doctor Sponge]
    #22172772 - 09/01/15 07:27 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I like coffee but if I have too much it makes me feel the way you described. I try to keep it to a mug and a half at the most, and then I'm usually good. I actually prefer tea, but when I'm around coffee, I can't resist it. Usually I have coffee in the morning, and green tea in the afternoon.


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Re: i hate coffee [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #22172847 - 09/01/15 07:55 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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The thing I like most about coffee is that it never fails to help me shit my guts out in the morning



Yeah this definitely is a positive effect, helps too ensure not having to take a shit at some less-than-ideal location while out from the house.


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Re: i hate coffee [Re: Doctor Sponge]
    #22172993 - 09/01/15 08:40 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I love coffee I drink tons of it. I even put espresso in my coffee. I don't get any negative effects except for heartburn the odd time if I haven't eaten.

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    #22173028 - 09/01/15 08:47 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Yea, gotta have some food with the coffee otherwise I get way too hyper.


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Re: i hate coffee [Re: MoxyOx]
    #22173045 - 09/01/15 08:53 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I like the caffeine stimulation.

I used opiates for 6 months, quit that.
I used crack for almost 6 months, and cocaine for a year, quit that.
I used nicotine for almost 5 years, quit that.

But i can't stop using caffeine for the life of me.


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Re: i hate coffee [Re: Zombi3]
    #22173092 - 09/01/15 09:03 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Piracetam has a nicer, cleaner edge and almost euphoric comedown.

The come-downs on coffee were fucking brutal for me.
But I'd drink it 1st thing in the morning and not eat.


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Re: i hate coffee [Re: SoupSandwich]
    #22173116 - 09/01/15 09:09 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I don't get caffeine come downs or any negative side effects, I literally have nothing bad to say about coffee except for the occasional heart burn.
Piracetam is the fucking shit though! In wouldn't compare it to coffee at all but I'll eat piracetam all day every day when I have it :awesomenod:


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Re: i hate coffee [Re: Zombi3]
    #22173139 - 09/01/15 09:15 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Man, I seriously feel like I'm dying sometimes on coffee.
Like hypoglycemic shock or something. Really sucks.


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Re: i hate coffee [Re: SoupSandwich]
    #22173370 - 09/01/15 10:15 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I've been thinking about trying coffee made with kangan water (alkaline water essentially.)

You can make tea/coffee with cold kangan water, because the alkalinity helps the process along somehow. Not to mention coffee is super acidic, which is the source of my issues with it. So making it with alkaline water might make a nice balanced beverage.


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Re: i hate coffee [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #22173414 - 09/01/15 10:28 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I have to be very careful with coffee, I'm hypersensitive.

But at the right time, a small gourmet East African coffee is a heavensent.

I got a delicious Ethiopian coffee in my vacuum tin now. Delightful.


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Re: i hate coffee [Re: Asante]
    #22173429 - 09/01/15 10:33 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah I dig quality coffee.  I can usually tell when I hit gold because I sip it more slowly and dont drink as much of it.  Whereas less quality I usually end up pounding and not really "taking it all in" if you know what I mean...

Good coffee makes me take a deep breath and look around at what 5 minutes ago I wasn't paying attention to and just assumed was there like always...

Of course Im one of those cross wired folk.. coffee relaxes me.  More than one person has been perplexed at the fact I can drink two cups of coffee before bed and go right out..


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Re: i hate coffee [Re: Amanita86]
    #22173547 - 09/01/15 11:09 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Piracetam is placebo powder garbage I am sorry but it doesn't even count as a drug in my book. Maybe like a vitamin lol



I'm drinking coffee right now. I can drink insane amounts of coffee and sleep right away. I get no side effects from coffee I don't see why everyone here is bitching and moaning about the effects of caffeine.


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Re: i hate coffee [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #22173554 - 09/01/15 11:11 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

its almost like substances effect different people in different ways :confused:


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Re: i hate coffee [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #22173566 - 09/01/15 11:14 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

TL;DR


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Re: i hate coffee [Re: Doctor Sponge]
    #22173758 - 09/01/15 12:06 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

If I don't have coffee in the morning, I'll have a migraine by 10 am.  I really like it.  No sugar, though.  The secretary in the office I work in makes Cuban coffee every afternoon around 3 and walks around giving people shots of it.  I call her my caffeinated angel.


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Re: i hate coffee [Re: Amanita86]
    #22173904 - 09/01/15 12:51 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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TL;DR



seriously what what TL;DR mean? Urban dictionary only says "too long didn't read," but that can't be right..

I see people use this all the time


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    #22173928 - 09/01/15 12:56 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Too long; didn't read.


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Re: i hate coffee [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #22174071 - 09/01/15 01:40 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Piracetam is placebo powder garbage I am sorry but it doesn't even count as a drug in my book. Maybe like a vitamin lol



I'm drinking coffee right now. I can drink insane amounts of coffee and sleep right away. I get no side effects from coffee I don't see why everyone here is bitching and moaning about the effects of caffeine.



BC what evidence do you have for this claim?

You cant just make unsupported claims like this. It makes you lose credibility


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Re: i hate coffee [Re: topdog82]
    #22174082 - 09/01/15 01:43 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

The science behind nootropics is bullshit. Something that is proven is vyvanse, dexedrine, adderall, ect and they prescribe that shit to kids and they take it for years without any alarming side effects.

Nootropics are overpriced and do nothing in my book besides take money out of your wallet. Call me a skeptic but I always say if you want your brain to work better just stop smoking weed and eat good meals and take a walk and go to sleep earlier. Eating a random chinese powder with unproven clinical research will not do diddly squat.


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Re: i hate coffee [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #22175221 - 09/01/15 06:55 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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The science behind nootropics is bullshit. Something that is proven is vyvanse, dexedrine, adderall, ect and they prescribe that shit to kids and they take it for years without any alarming side effects.

Nootropics are overpriced and do nothing in my book besides take money out of your wallet. Call me a skeptic but I always say if you want your brain to work better just stop smoking weed and eat good meals and take a walk and go to sleep earlier. Eating a random chinese powder with unproven clinical research will not do diddly squat.



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Re: i hate coffee [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #22175278 - 09/01/15 07:08 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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I've been thinking about trying coffee made with kangan water (alkaline water essentially.)

You can make tea/coffee with cold kangan water, because the alkalinity helps the process along somehow. Not to mention coffee is super acidic, which is the source of my issues with it. So making it with alkaline water might make a nice balanced beverage.




This would raise the ph by neutralizing the acid.  You can also try using cold water to make cold brewed coffee, the ph is higher.


I drink enough coffee where some days I have panic attacks.  I like the taste more than anything other beverage.


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Re: i hate coffee [Re: fapjack]
    #22175288 - 09/01/15 07:10 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

not much beats a nice coffee shit


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Re: i hate coffee [Re: fapjack]
    #22175560 - 09/01/15 08:09 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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The science behind nootropics is bullshit. Something that is proven is vyvanse, dexedrine, adderall, ect and they prescribe that shit to kids and they take it for years without any alarming side effects.

Nootropics are overpriced and do nothing in my book besides take money out of your wallet. Call me a skeptic but I always say if you want your brain to work better just stop smoking weed and eat good meals and take a walk and go to sleep earlier. Eating a random chinese powder with unproven clinical research will not do diddly squat.



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Seriously bc. This is such a retardedly put together thesis it blows my mind

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I've been thinking about trying coffee made with kangan water (alkaline water essentially.)

You can make tea/coffee with cold kangan water, because the alkalinity helps the process along somehow. Not to mention coffee is super acidic, which is the source of my issues with it. So making it with alkaline water might make a nice balanced beverage.




This would raise the ph by neutralizing the acid.  You can also try using cold water to make cold brewed coffee, the ph is higher.


I drink enough coffee where some days I have panic attacks.  I like the taste more than anything other beverage.



Regarding the panic attacks; have u tried using ltheanine? It's a match made in heaven with caffeine. It really takes out the negative effects


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Re: i hate coffee [Re: topdog82]
    #22175573 - 09/01/15 08:12 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Hey topdog, I asked you give me evidence that nootropics work in hummans in clinical fucking studies.

Every link you gave me they tested the shit on rats. Congrats dude, the shit works on rats but again the hype with nootropics is based on random obscure anecdotes. It's basically the snake oil of the brain enhancement industry.

I promise you that taking a tenth of a milligram of adderall will do more then any nootropic powder, because there is actual clinical research done with adderall and it has been proven time and time again to help people with focus.


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Re: i hate coffee [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #22175624 - 09/01/15 08:21 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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not much beats a nice coffee shit



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