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OfflineTEAMSESH
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so i walk into deltaco * 1
    #22170805 - 08/31/15 07:29 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

To get some free water and I wait behind this lady and two kids one of the kids is like 3 years old I'm guessing. And the little walking talking baby straight pointed at me and says " you're gay!" I don't understand how could she judge me so!
at that moment I wanted to tombstone the kid but then I remembered I was there for water not violence.


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Re: so i walk into deltaco [Re: TEAMSESH]
    #22170813 - 08/31/15 07:30 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Kids can be severe assholes. I think if it weren't illegal, they'd be getting tombstoned left and right. :lol:


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Re: so i walk into deltaco [Re: TEAMSESH] * 1
    #22170825 - 08/31/15 07:33 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Straight out of a movie


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Re: so i walk into deltaco [Re: Shining Cosmos] * 1
    #22170870 - 08/31/15 07:40 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

should have turned around an said "well you're adopted" then drop kick him into the back of the store


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Re: so i walk into deltaco [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #22170938 - 08/31/15 07:52 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

lol


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Re: so i walk into deltaco [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #22171169 - 08/31/15 08:40 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

And get jumped by angry black lady's while shouting world star! No way . I'm just flip off the baby if I see her in the streets again.


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Re: so i walk into deltaco [Re: TEAMSESH]
    #22171208 - 08/31/15 08:50 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I had one of my friends kids, about the same age you're talking throw a tantrum one time and with this little snarled up face say "you're stupid shit" at me.  He could barely say words right yet but I knew exactly what he said... I was half caught of guard and about to throw down, and half hella amused..

He was an angry little fucker that day..


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Re: so i walk into deltaco [Re: Amanita86]
    #22171329 - 08/31/15 09:16 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I must say. Your story made me laugh. Thank you sir.  :lol:


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Re: so i walk into deltaco [Re: Dr.Wongburger]
    #22171379 - 08/31/15 09:25 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Its why I posted it . I knew it would make someone laugh a little.

:ducklol:


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Re: so i walk into deltaco [Re: TEAMSESH]
    #22171404 - 08/31/15 09:30 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

TEAMSESH said:
Its why I posted it . I knew it would make someone laugh a little.

:ducklol:




Good post, good post. I have no experiences like that in a gas station. Speaking so reminds me of the coin dozers tho.. those gambling game things.. Always check em for money.. I find money in them all the time. Idk if people leave it behind or maybe it falls by its self. A couple places in my city has coin dozers.


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Re: so i walk into deltaco [Re: TEAMSESH]
    #22171446 - 08/31/15 09:39 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

You wanted to kill a baby because you're in the closet?


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Re: so i walk into deltaco [Re: Dr.Wongburger]
    #22171470 - 08/31/15 09:44 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Is it legal to play those games if you're under 18
that's like gambling.


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Re: so i walk into deltaco [Re: TEAMSESH] * 5
    #22171537 - 08/31/15 09:57 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

It's amazing how intuitively perceptive young children of that age can be.


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Re: so i walk into deltaco [Re: nicechrisman] * 2
    #22171693 - 08/31/15 10:29 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

killing it lately chris :lol:





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Re: so i walk into deltaco [Re: Sheekle]
    #22173074 - 09/01/15 08:59 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Not in the closet any more :smile: I'm a free man finally. But I like dudes too soo it was offensive to categorize me as "gay"


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