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TEAMSESH
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so i walk into deltaco 1
#22170805 - 08/31/15 07:29 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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To get some free water and I wait behind this lady and two kids one of the kids is like 3 years old I'm guessing. And the little walking talking baby straight pointed at me and says " you're gay!" I don't understand how could she judge me so! at that moment I wanted to tombstone the kid but then I remembered I was there for water not violence.
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Re: so i walk into deltaco [Re: TEAMSESH]
#22170813 - 08/31/15 07:30 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Kids can be severe assholes. I think if it weren't illegal, they'd be getting tombstoned left and right.
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Re: so i walk into deltaco [Re: TEAMSESH] 1
#22170825 - 08/31/15 07:33 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Straight out of a movie
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should have turned around an said "well you're adopted" then drop kick him into the back of the store
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lol
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TEAMSESH
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And get jumped by angry black lady's while shouting world star! No way . I'm just flip off the baby if I see her in the streets again.
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Re: so i walk into deltaco [Re: TEAMSESH]
#22171208 - 08/31/15 08:50 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I had one of my friends kids, about the same age you're talking throw a tantrum one time and with this little snarled up face say "you're stupid shit" at me. He could barely say words right yet but I knew exactly what he said... I was half caught of guard and about to throw down, and half hella amused..
He was an angry little fucker that day..
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Re: so i walk into deltaco [Re: Amanita86]
#22171329 - 08/31/15 09:16 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I must say. Your story made me laugh. Thank you sir.
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Its why I posted it . I knew it would make someone laugh a little.
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Re: so i walk into deltaco [Re: TEAMSESH]
#22171404 - 08/31/15 09:30 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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TEAMSESH said: Its why I posted it . I knew it would make someone laugh a little.

Good post, good post. I have no experiences like that in a gas station. Speaking so reminds me of the coin dozers tho.. those gambling game things.. Always check em for money.. I find money in them all the time. Idk if people leave it behind or maybe it falls by its self. A couple places in my city has coin dozers.
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Re: so i walk into deltaco [Re: TEAMSESH]
#22171446 - 08/31/15 09:39 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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You wanted to kill a baby because you're in the closet?
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TEAMSESH
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Is it legal to play those games if you're under 18 that's like gambling.
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Re: so i walk into deltaco [Re: TEAMSESH] 5
#22171537 - 08/31/15 09:57 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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It's amazing how intuitively perceptive young children of that age can be.
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killing it lately chris 
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Re: so i walk into deltaco [Re: Sheekle]
#22173074 - 09/01/15 08:59 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Not in the closet any more I'm a free man finally. But I like dudes too soo it was offensive to categorize me as "gay"
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