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Pulled a fast one at work today.
    #22170733 - 08/31/15 07:13 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

So we had 2 people leave at the packing table. I was like fuck this I'm not going to be running around all day.

Asked my boss hey ima grab some people and ill train them real quick. I knew who to get immediately.

One is this dude whos a hard ass worker and just a cool dude in general. The other was this pretty girl I've been dieing to talk to. So fucking hot.

Got my foot in the door. Never had really any reason to talk to her. Bam fuck ya. Hella jokin around and laughing. Now i just gotta talk her into taking her clothes off. :lol:'

My boss i was clownin with her telling her why i picked the people i did. She just looks at me. I know exactly what your doing. :lol: we both bust up laughing.

Damn hopefully she ain't got a bf hot as fuck.


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Re: Pulled a fast one at work today. [Re: Enjoywho]
    #22170745 - 08/31/15 07:15 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Lay that pipe down :thumbup:


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Re: Pulled a fast one at work today. [Re: Detached]
    #22170788 - 08/31/15 07:25 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

what do you mean you grabbed two people to train really quick? the fuck kind of job do you have??


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Re: Pulled a fast one at work today. [Re: morrowasted]
    #22170800 - 08/31/15 07:28 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I work in a crab processing plant. Basically anything you can do here you can learn in 5 fucking seconds. I've been here about 6 months and am a trainer. Even though i don't get paud dick else.


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Re: Pulled a fast one at work today. [Re: Enjoywho] * 1
    #22170819 - 08/31/15 07:32 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Tell her you'll cook for her


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Re: Pulled a fast one at work today. [Re: SirShroomsAlott] * 2
    #22170857 - 08/31/15 07:39 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

tell her she can process your crabs


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Re: Pulled a fast one at work today. [Re: Enjoywho] * 1
    #22170860 - 08/31/15 07:39 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Tell her Netflix and chill?


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Re: Pulled a fast one at work today. [Re: TEAMSESH]
    #22170875 - 08/31/15 07:41 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Tell her Netflix and chill?



:rofl2: actually tell her that haha


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Re: Pulled a fast one at work today. [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #22170897 - 08/31/15 07:45 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Is she legal age of consent?


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Re: Pulled a fast one at work today. [Re: DTCharlieB]
    #22170902 - 08/31/15 07:46 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

No mention of his dog, so I'm assuming so.


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Re: Pulled a fast one at work today. [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #22170906 - 08/31/15 07:46 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Tell her you'll cook for her




Thats the fucking plan. She's hot as fuck good lord. That ass game is on point. But im sure she's going to have a bf unfortunately


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Re: Pulled a fast one at work today. [Re: DTCharlieB]
    #22170909 - 08/31/15 07:48 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Is she legal age of consent?




You have to be 18 to work here. I know she's younger than I but how much i dunno.

I just got my foot in the door fuck i ain't trying to play 20 questions. Get her laughing and bring that shit up on the 3rd date haha.


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"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"


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Re: Pulled a fast one at work today. [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #22170942 - 08/31/15 07:52 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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tell her she can process your crabs




:lol: that sounds sick.


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Re: Pulled a fast one at work today. [Re: Enjoywho] * 4
    #22171047 - 08/31/15 08:15 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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SirShroomsAlott said:
Tell her you'll cook for her




Thats the fucking plan. She's hot as fuck good lord. That ass game is on point. But im sure she's going to have a bf unfortunately



She probably stinks like crab, I hear she works in a crab processing plant


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Re: Pulled a fast one at work today. [Re: JvF]
    #22171074 - 08/31/15 08:20 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Foot in the door, dick in the puss, works everytime.  Im not sure why you invited that other dude tho, so he can watch? Or what???


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Re: Pulled a fast one at work today. [Re: JvF]
    #22171076 - 08/31/15 08:21 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Sounds hot lets fuck.


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Re: Pulled a fast one at work today. [Re: Enjoywho] * 1
    #22171098 - 08/31/15 08:24 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

You can always tell her you've performed fellatio


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Re: Pulled a fast one at work today. [Re: jahrastafareye]
    #22171105 - 08/31/15 08:26 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Foot in the door, dick in the puss, works everytime.  Im not sure why you invited that other dude tho, so he can watch? Or what???




Nah because he's a hard worker. And i needed someone like that. To cover my back as i knew without question i don't want fucking be there all night. The pretty girl was a given. But i knew he'd handle his business.

She wasn't half bad either. Slow but sifting through the crab takes time to learn. Picking out all the bones and shit meat.

Honestly i dont know what the fuck I'm doing. When in doubt throw it out. That's my mantra.

So many times I'm just like :shrug: fuck it.


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Re: Pulled a fast one at work today. [Re: Enjoywho]
    #22171137 - 08/31/15 08:32 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I hope that dude steals teh bitch out from under you, you lazy-bones. Lol


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Re: Pulled a fast one at work today. [Re: jahrastafareye]
    #22171191 - 08/31/15 08:47 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Ignore that bitch now . She's gonna be died in her place wanting attention . If she's into you she will wonder and even question you're actions. Worker for me.


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Re: Pulled a fast one at work today. [Re: jahrastafareye]
    #22171224 - 08/31/15 08:53 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Nah its not that im lazy. I was a shakker for months and had my oppurtinity to move to the packing table. They we're fighting over me. I work hard and train people.

Shaking was just tweaking my wrists and i was doing 8 boxes a day. 30 lb boxes its a lot of work. You can get paid by the pound but I'm not going to go faster for a dollar an hour. More we make them so much money. No fucking way I'm tweaking my hands.

Im a trainer now for shaking and now i know the packing table. All the qas Love me because i work hard and i know everything. So they trust me
Even though i dont fucking show up to work at least 2 times a week.

This kid told me dude i got suspended for not showing up a day for 3 days. All i did was :shrug: no fucking idea why I've consistently done it for 6 months. Guess your not as much as a boss as me. Im just too valuable in a place that is a revolving door.


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"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

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Re: Pulled a fast one at work today. [Re: Enjoywho]
    #22171240 - 08/31/15 08:58 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I had this one dude that was so fucking. Tweaked out of his mind say nah nah. I can't do this. Alright bye. But just sayin you can afford a lot more meth with a job. :lol:


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"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

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Re: Pulled a fast one at work today. [Re: Enjoywho]
    #22171683 - 08/31/15 10:27 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Im really not about it. I rode home with this girl that trained me but doesn't really speak English. Bullshitting the hole way home as i speak a little spanish. And she speaks a little english.

I was talking to her the entire time. In english. I don't even think she understood a word i said. Well actually i think she did. Because we didnt have a problem communicating at qll and we were laughing our asses off. And we dont even speak the same language.

Fuck that ass though. Deyamnn girl


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"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

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Re: Pulled a fast one at work today. [Re: Enjoywho]
    #22171691 - 08/31/15 10:29 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Im really not about it. I rode home with this girl that trained me but doesn't really speak English. Bullshitting the hole way home as i speak a little spanish. And she speaks a little english.

Fuck that ass through. Deyamnn girl




The girl you trained? Or am I just not following lol


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Re: Pulled a fast one at work today. [Re: The Moose]
    #22171732 - 08/31/15 10:35 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

The girl that trained me. I dont think you can follow a story at all haha


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Re: Pulled a fast one at work today. [Re: Enjoywho]
    #22171751 - 08/31/15 10:38 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I thought you said YOU were doing the training? With crabs and a 3 way? Ringing a bell?


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Re: Pulled a fast one at work today. [Re: jahrastafareye]
    #22171753 - 08/31/15 10:38 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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I thought you said YOU were doing the training? With crabs and a 3 way? Ringing a bell?




Right?? I just re-read the whole thread...


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Re: Pulled a fast one at work today. [Re: The Moose]
    #22171756 - 08/31/15 10:39 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Something 'fishy' is going on here.


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Re: Pulled a fast one at work today. [Re: The Moose]
    #22171758 - 08/31/15 10:40 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

It's not you guy's fault. He just randomly switched up the story out of the middle of nowhere to a completely different chick.


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Re: Pulled a fast one at work today. [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22171766 - 08/31/15 10:41 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:ahahaha:

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Re: Pulled a fast one at work today. [Re: Enjoywho]
    #22172149 - 09/01/15 12:32 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

OP!

Someone wise once told me something about dry explosions and boxes of manure or something. Mention something about that maybe :shrug: I might be doing it wrong though.


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Re: Pulled a fast one at work today. [Re: DTCharlieB]
    #22172191 - 09/01/15 12:47 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Is she legal age of consent?





is she in the country legally?


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    #22172195 - 09/01/15 12:48 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

are you in the country legally?


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Re: Pulled a fast one at work today. [Re: mollymadman] * 1
    #22172208 - 09/01/15 12:54 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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are you in the country legally?




my fake ID says I'm over 21


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Re: Pulled a fast one at work today. [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #22172259 - 09/01/15 01:23 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

This whole thread reaks of ShiVerspeak.


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Re: Pulled a fast one at work today. [Re: jahrastafareye]
    #22172459 - 09/01/15 03:50 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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I thought you said YOU were doing the training? With crabs and a 3 way? Ringing a bell?




I had to be trained by someone. :shrug: I've only been there 5-6 months. :shrug:


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Re: Pulled a fast one at work today. [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #22172464 - 09/01/15 03:54 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Is she legal age of consent?





is she in the country legally?




And yep must be. Ins came through and wiped out all the illegals. It was reaLly fun bantering with her in broken spanish and english. We were laughing so much. That was an awesome car ride back.

I've been around spanish speakers my whole life. I don't really understand every word but i understand the context and intonation. I dunno why its weird.


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Re: Pulled a fast one at work today. [Re: The Moose]
    #22172697 - 09/01/15 06:53 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Quote:

Enjoywho said:
Im really not about it. I rode home with this girl that trained me but doesn't really speak English. Bullshitting the hole way home as i speak a little spanish. And she speaks a little english.

Fuck that ass through. Deyamnn girl




The girl you trained? Or am I just not following lol




Nah just a co worker who's also hot as fuck.  Girl i was training  had to leave for her other job. Was gonna ask for a lift back into town. More oppurtinity to talk.


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