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OfflineEnjoywho
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Pulled a fast one at work today.
    #22170733 - 08/31/15 07:13 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

So we had 2 people leave at the packing table. I was like fuck this I'm not going to be running around all day.

Asked my boss hey ima grab some people and ill train them real quick. I knew who to get immediately.

One is this dude whos a hard ass worker and just a cool dude in general. The other was this pretty girl I've been dieing to talk to. So fucking hot.

Got my foot in the door. Never had really any reason to talk to her. Bam fuck ya. Hella jokin around and laughing. Now i just gotta talk her into taking her clothes off. :lol:'

My boss i was clownin with her telling her why i picked the people i did. She just looks at me. I know exactly what your doing. :lol: we both bust up laughing.

Damn hopefully she ain't got a bf hot as fuck.


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Re: Pulled a fast one at work today. [Re: Enjoywho]
    #22170745 - 08/31/15 07:15 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Lay that pipe down :thumbup:


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Re: Pulled a fast one at work today. [Re: Detached]
    #22170788 - 08/31/15 07:25 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

what do you mean you grabbed two people to train really quick? the fuck kind of job do you have??


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Re: Pulled a fast one at work today. [Re: morrowasted]
    #22170800 - 08/31/15 07:28 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I work in a crab processing plant. Basically anything you can do here you can learn in 5 fucking seconds. I've been here about 6 months and am a trainer. Even though i don't get paud dick else.


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"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"


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Re: Pulled a fast one at work today. [Re: Enjoywho] * 1
    #22170819 - 08/31/15 07:32 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Tell her you'll cook for her


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Re: Pulled a fast one at work today. [Re: SirShroomsAlott] * 2
    #22170857 - 08/31/15 07:39 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

tell her she can process your crabs


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Re: Pulled a fast one at work today. [Re: Enjoywho] * 1
    #22170860 - 08/31/15 07:39 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Tell her Netflix and chill?


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Re: Pulled a fast one at work today. [Re: TEAMSESH]
    #22170875 - 08/31/15 07:41 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

TEAMSESH said:
Tell her Netflix and chill?



:rofl2: actually tell her that haha


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Re: Pulled a fast one at work today. [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #22170897 - 08/31/15 07:45 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Is she legal age of consent?


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Re: Pulled a fast one at work today. [Re: DTCharlieB]
    #22170902 - 08/31/15 07:46 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

No mention of his dog, so I'm assuming so.


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Re: Pulled a fast one at work today. [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #22170906 - 08/31/15 07:46 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

SirShroomsAlott said:
Tell her you'll cook for her




Thats the fucking plan. She's hot as fuck good lord. That ass game is on point. But im sure she's going to have a bf unfortunately


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"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"


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Re: Pulled a fast one at work today. [Re: DTCharlieB]
    #22170909 - 08/31/15 07:48 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

DTCharlieB said:
Is she legal age of consent?




You have to be 18 to work here. I know she's younger than I but how much i dunno.

I just got my foot in the door fuck i ain't trying to play 20 questions. Get her laughing and bring that shit up on the 3rd date haha.


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"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"


Edited by Enjoywho (08/31/15 07:49 PM)


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Re: Pulled a fast one at work today. [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #22170942 - 08/31/15 07:52 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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tell her she can process your crabs




:lol: that sounds sick.


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Re: Pulled a fast one at work today. [Re: Enjoywho] * 4
    #22171047 - 08/31/15 08:15 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Enjoywho said:
Quote:

SirShroomsAlott said:
Tell her you'll cook for her




Thats the fucking plan. She's hot as fuck good lord. That ass game is on point. But im sure she's going to have a bf unfortunately



She probably stinks like crab, I hear she works in a crab processing plant


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Re: Pulled a fast one at work today. [Re: JvF]
    #22171074 - 08/31/15 08:20 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Foot in the door, dick in the puss, works everytime.  Im not sure why you invited that other dude tho, so he can watch? Or what???


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Re: Pulled a fast one at work today. [Re: JvF]
    #22171076 - 08/31/15 08:21 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Sounds hot lets fuck.


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"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"


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Re: Pulled a fast one at work today. [Re: Enjoywho] * 1
    #22171098 - 08/31/15 08:24 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

You can always tell her you've performed fellatio


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Re: Pulled a fast one at work today. [Re: jahrastafareye]
    #22171105 - 08/31/15 08:26 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

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Foot in the door, dick in the puss, works everytime.  Im not sure why you invited that other dude tho, so he can watch? Or what???




Nah because he's a hard worker. And i needed someone like that. To cover my back as i knew without question i don't want fucking be there all night. The pretty girl was a given. But i knew he'd handle his business.

She wasn't half bad either. Slow but sifting through the crab takes time to learn. Picking out all the bones and shit meat.

Honestly i dont know what the fuck I'm doing. When in doubt throw it out. That's my mantra.

So many times I'm just like :shrug: fuck it.


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"I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks

"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"


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Re: Pulled a fast one at work today. [Re: Enjoywho]
    #22171137 - 08/31/15 08:32 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I hope that dude steals teh bitch out from under you, you lazy-bones. Lol


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Re: Pulled a fast one at work today. [Re: jahrastafareye]
    #22171191 - 08/31/15 08:47 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Ignore that bitch now . She's gonna be died in her place wanting attention . If she's into you she will wonder and even question you're actions. Worker for me.


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