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Offlinezappaisgod
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Gambling
    #22170175 - 08/31/15 05:27 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

This is why I don't gamblle with people whose kneecaps I cannot readily access.
http://www.cnbc.com/2015/08/31/illinois-lottery-winners-receive-iou-amid-lack-of-budget.html


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Re: Gambling [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22170220 - 08/31/15 05:36 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I don't know what the fuck I'd do if I were that guy. Probably murder the governor's children.


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[quote]Asante said:
You constantly make posts thatr fling middle school insults at people you don't like mixed in with maladjusted psychopathic comments about wanting to beat up the other poster with a crowbar.

You know how shit you are, you just don't give a fuck for precisely that reason.

I disendorse you.[/quote]


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Re: Gambling [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
    #22171832 - 08/31/15 10:54 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

hell get the money eventually.

moreso, anyone who buys those scratchers, which have around a 30-50% house edge, with the hopes of fixing their financial woes, i just dont even know what to say....


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Re: Gambling [Re: ManianFH]
    #22172302 - 09/01/15 01:53 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

In Illinois it has always been a 50% house edge. The lottery money right from the beginning was supposed to go for education. That is how they "sold" the idea of the Illinois lottery. For every dollar that the lottery put in they removed the same amount from the property tax fund that used to fund education, and put it into the general fund.


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Re: Gambling [Re: Brian Jones]
    #22181643 - 09/03/15 03:23 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I'm sure they will pay the guy soon, otherwise people will stop playing Illinois lotto which is a ridiculous cash cow.
    But Illinois is broke as fuck so this wont be the last time this happens.


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Re: Gambling [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22182000 - 09/03/15 08:11 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

zappaisgod said:
This is why I don't gamblle with people whose kneecaps I cannot readily access.
http://www.cnbc.com/2015/08/31/illinois-lottery-winners-receive-iou-amid-lack-of-budget.html




You spelled *gamble incorrectly and you are far too old to be physically capable of doing anything at all to anyone's kneecaps.

Senior Citizen Travis, LOL!!!

/hide non-sports related pub thread


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Re: Gambling [Re: emf]
    #22182497 - 09/03/15 10:56 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Why do scrawny spelling nazi punks think an experienced contractor is incapable of kicking their ass should the need arise?


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Re: Gambling [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22182551 - 09/03/15 11:12 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

You're just too old and decrepit to be physically capable. You even look like the guy who won. You would have to rely on one of your "subcontractors" once more. (:lol:)



:rofldrunk:

Senior Citizen Travis, LOL!!!


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Re: Gambling [Re: emf]
    #22182840 - 09/03/15 12:23 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

For a pencil neck geek?


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Re: Gambling [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22182918 - 09/03/15 12:46 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Not exactly, but even if that were the case, you wouldn't be physically capable.  Ed Snowden would beat you up.


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Re: Gambling [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22183119 - 09/03/15 01:27 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

zappaisgod said:
This is why I don't gamblle with people whose kneecaps I cannot readily access.
http://www.cnbc.com/2015/08/31/illinois-lottery-winners-receive-iou-amid-lack-of-budget.html





Fucked by house republicans

:lol:

Quote:

zappaisgod said:
For a pencil neck geek?




Bro I’m moderately jacked believe it or not.


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Re: Gambling [Re: elax420]
    #22183472 - 09/03/15 03:05 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I was talking to the other wimp


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Re: Gambling [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22183486 - 09/03/15 03:11 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

emf said:
Ed Snowden would beat you up.




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Re: Gambling [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22183487 - 09/03/15 03:11 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Wimp my ass.

We all know General Contractors are the wimps. Yall stand around and look important. Oh and fuck everything up.

(ya I did a bunch of construction shit this summer)


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Re: Gambling [Re: elax420]
    #22183672 - 09/03/15 04:12 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Oh how wonderful for you.  Maybe you will become a real human being one day. 

By the way I still do shit.  I am not the stand around guy.  I've seen plenty of them.  That aint me.


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Re: Gambling [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22184227 - 09/03/15 06:31 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

You are definitely a worthless freegrazer, but it's not really your fault. You're just too old to keep up.


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Re: Gambling [Re: emf]
    #22184733 - 09/03/15 08:04 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Shouldn't you be on the ferry to Fire Island by now?


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Re: Gambling [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22185834 - 09/03/15 11:11 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Not even close, Travis.

Senior Citizen Travis, LOL!!!


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Re: Gambling [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22186423 - 09/04/15 04:49 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

zappaisgod said:
Shouldn't you be on the ferry to Fire Island by now?




You probably have to explain what ferry to Fire Island (fairies) means. I won't even get into the thing about nail guns. I'm sure kneecapping has gotten more technological than it used to be


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Re: Gambling [Re: Brian Jones]
    #22187874 - 09/04/15 12:35 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

There are far more methods today than when I started out but I have embraced the relevant new technology.


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Re: Gambling [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22206909 - 09/08/15 11:57 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Dude i heard some shit the cartels do.


Cordless drills.......


Fuck kneecaps i see that drill I’m spilling everything i know.


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Re: Gambling [Re: elax420]
    #22208753 - 09/08/15 06:48 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Have you seen that Escobar shit where they take dudes up like 30-35 feet in a helicopter and drop them and then bring them up again and say talk or it's round two? Seems there ain't nothing more important to people than not getting thrown from a helicopter twice.

Also this one in Sri Lanka this guy said they put two dudes in a room tied to chairs and shoot one in the head. He said it never fails the other dude is just like blah blah blah.


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[quote]Asante said:
You constantly make posts thatr fling middle school insults at people you don't like mixed in with maladjusted psychopathic comments about wanting to beat up the other poster with a crowbar.

You know how shit you are, you just don't give a fuck for precisely that reason.

I disendorse you.[/quote]


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Re: Gambling [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
    #22209596 - 09/08/15 09:40 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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TheFakeSunRa said:
Also this one in Sri Lanka this guy said they put two dudes in a room tied to chairs and shoot one in the head. He said it never fails the other dude is just like blah blah blah.




Honestly in situations like that i dont get why people dont talk. Its not like your coming out of that alive anyway. May as well take a bullet to the head rather than whatever the fuck this psychos can think off to get you to talk.


“Advanced interogation techniques” are pretty fucking gnar, no matter what anyone says.
The put people in a metal box as big as they are for days on end, and then feed and hydrate them through a catheter up their ass.



Ild much rather get shot in the head then deal with years of whatever the fuck goes on in federal detention centers.



This is exactly why I actively avoid hardcore fuckers. I think ill pay that little bit of a premium and buy my shit in the suburbs from a semi normal person :tongue:


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