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OfflineMcTwist724
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Did you ever wanna punch someone in the face..
    #22168902 - 08/31/15 12:27 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

But have never done it??:laugh:


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Re: Did you ever wanna punch someone in the face.. [Re: McTwist724]
    #22168906 - 08/31/15 12:27 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:cop:


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Re: Did you ever wanna punch someone in the face.. [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #22168920 - 08/31/15 12:31 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Not really no. I get frustrated but not violent.

Only thing that gets me thinking violent thoughts is if someone victimizes someone less powerful.

Gets me livid.

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Re: Did you ever wanna punch someone in the face.. [Re: Asante] * 1
    #22169006 - 08/31/15 12:49 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I only feel that way when I'm angry at someone lesser than me, like a woman or an immigrant.


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Re: Did you ever wanna punch someone in the face.. [Re: The Ecstatic]
    #22169694 - 08/31/15 03:25 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Lol ok. I'm not violent and I shouldn't punch him in his face but I'm young and sick of his crap. For instance, he came into the bathroom while I was showering which pissed me off and helped me bathe but I didn't need help and I would call him gay but he's married and has three kids lol


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Re: Did you ever wanna punch someone in the face.. [Re: McTwist724]
    #22169714 - 08/31/15 03:31 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

The older you get, the less you care.

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Lol ok. I'm not violent and I shouldn't punch him in his face but I'm young and sick of his crap. For instance, he came into the bathroom while I was showering which pissed me off and helped me bathe but I didn't need help and I would call him gay but he's married and has three kids lol



I would have hit him. Maybe not a full on punch but at least a cuff upside the head.


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Re: Did you ever wanna punch someone in the face.. [Re: McTwist724]
    #22169724 - 08/31/15 03:34 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Lol ok. I'm not violent and I shouldn't punch him in his face but I'm young and sick of his crap. For instance, he came into the bathroom while I was showering which pissed me off and helped me bathe but I didn't need help and I would call him gay but he's married and has three kids lol




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Re: Did you ever wanna punch someone in the face.. [Re: McTwist724]
    #22169726 - 08/31/15 03:35 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Lol ok. I'm not violent and I shouldn't punch him in his face but I'm young and sick of his crap. For instance, he came into the bathroom while I was showering which pissed me off and helped me bathe but I didn't need help and I would call him gay but he's married and has three kids lol



who is this man who helped you bathe?


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Re: Did you ever wanna punch someone in the face.. [Re: McTwist724]
    #22169729 - 08/31/15 03:35 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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McTwist724 said:
For instance, he came into the bathroom while I was showering which pissed me off and helped me bathe but I didn't need help and I would call him gay but he's married and has three kids lol




:ohnowaitokay:


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Re: Did you ever wanna punch someone in the face.. [Re: McTwist724]
    #22169730 - 08/31/15 03:35 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)


Did he touch you in your swimsuit area?


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Re: Did you ever wanna punch someone in the face.. [Re: nicechrisman] * 1
    #22169741 - 08/31/15 03:40 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Are you a minor and someone is molesting you? If that's the case then report this guy to the police.


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Re: Did you ever wanna punch someone in the face.. [Re: Lophosaurus] * 1
    #22169760 - 08/31/15 03:42 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

What is going on in this thread?


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Re: Did you ever wanna punch someone in the face.. [Re: TNK]
    #22169764 - 08/31/15 03:43 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Closet gayness.


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Re: Did you ever wanna punch someone in the face.. [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #22169768 - 08/31/15 03:44 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

XLCaps said:
The older you get, the less you care.

Quote:

McTwist724 said:
Lol ok. I'm not violent and I shouldn't punch him in his face but I'm young and sick of his crap. For instance, he came into the bathroom while I was showering which pissed me off and helped me bathe but I didn't need help and I would call him gay but he's married and has three kids lol



I would have hit him. Maybe not a full on punch but at least a cuff upside the head.




I like how you seriously responded to that.

It made me giggle. I hope OP comes back and explains the situation.


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Re: Did you ever wanna punch someone in the face.. [Re: Lophosaurus]
    #22169773 - 08/31/15 03:45 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Are you a minor and someone is molesting you? If that's the case then report this guy to the police.






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Re: Did you ever wanna punch someone in the face.. [Re: pachoo]
    #22169785 - 08/31/15 03:48 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

OP you can't disappear now we need some more explanation...


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Re: Did you ever wanna punch someone in the face.. [Re: McTwist724] * 1
    #22169788 - 08/31/15 03:49 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:puppet: :Trollface:


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Re: Did you ever wanna punch someone in the face.. [Re: nicechrisman]
    #22169873 - 08/31/15 04:15 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

One time I wanted to punch this guy in his stupid face when my ex cheated on me with him then after a while I decided I didn't want to punch him in his stupid face I wanted to punch my ex in her stupid face but since it's against my morals to punch a girl in her face even if it is a stupid face I didn't punch my ex in her stupid face and by the time I was done thinking it all through I had broken up with my ex and her stupid face so instead of punching the guy in his stupid face I just got waisted with my buddy who I call skippy and we blew stuff up and after that I don't feel like punching anyone in the face even if it was a stupid face.

In retrospect I regret not punching one of their stupid faces.


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Re: Did you ever wanna punch someone in the face.. [Re: McTwist724]
    #22169883 - 08/31/15 04:17 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Is there honestly anyone out there who hasn't wanted to hit someone in the face at some point and just didn't?

At certain points in my life, that was like a daily struggle.


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Re: Did you ever wanna punch someone in the face.. [Re: TNK]
    #22169884 - 08/31/15 04:18 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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TheNatureKid said:
I like how you seriously responded to that.




Need weed. Please send help. And munchies.


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Re: Did you ever wanna punch someone in the face.. [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #22170086 - 08/31/15 05:10 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: Did you ever wanna punch someone in the face.. [Re: Konyap]
    #22170098 - 08/31/15 05:13 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Did you punch him in the face?


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Re: Did you ever wanna punch someone in the face.. [Re: Konyap]
    #22170107 - 08/31/15 05:14 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

In what ways does he destroy families?


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Re: Did you ever wanna punch someone in the face.. [Re: Zombi3]
    #22170160 - 08/31/15 05:24 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Edited by Konyap (09/01/15 06:27 PM)


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Re: Did you ever wanna punch someone in the face.. [Re: Konyap]
    #22170165 - 08/31/15 05:25 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

So- why do you continue to know this person?


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Re: Did you ever wanna punch someone in the face.. [Re: Konyap]
    #22170167 - 08/31/15 05:26 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Edited by Konyap (09/01/15 06:27 PM)


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Re: Did you ever wanna punch someone in the face.. [Re: Konyap]
    #22170195 - 08/31/15 05:31 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:uhhnothanks:

I think I'll just back outta here until OP shows back up...... haha


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Re: Did you ever wanna punch someone in the face.. [Re: nicechrisman]
    #22170239 - 08/31/15 05:40 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Edited by Konyap (09/01/15 06:27 PM)


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Re: Did you ever wanna punch someone in the face.. [Re: nicechrisman]
    #22170247 - 08/31/15 05:41 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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So- why do you continue to know this person?




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Re: Did you ever wanna punch someone in the face.. [Re: Konyap]
    #22170249 - 08/31/15 05:41 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

TL;DR

Punch him in his stupid face.


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Re: Did you ever wanna punch someone in the face.. [Re: nicechrisman]
    #22170261 - 08/31/15 05:44 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: Did you ever wanna punch someone in the face.. [Re: Zombi3]
    #22170263 - 08/31/15 05:45 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Zombi3 said:
TL;DR

Punch him in his stupid face.




I can't hit a girl in the face


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Re: Did you ever wanna punch someone in the face.. [Re: Konyap]
    #22170273 - 08/31/15 05:46 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Edited by Konyap (09/01/15 06:28 PM)


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Re: Did you ever wanna punch someone in the face.. [Re: Konyap]
    #22170290 - 08/31/15 05:49 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

No one else will hang out with me I'm schizophrenic, attractive and I live with the rents

Life is like a dead end


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Re: Did you ever wanna punch someone in the face.. [Re: Lophosaurus]
    #22170310 - 08/31/15 05:52 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

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Are you a minor and someone is molesting you? If that's the case then report this guy to the police


No I'm not being molested lol. I don't think he's gay lolol!!


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Re: Did you ever wanna punch someone in the face.. [Re: Konyap]
    #22170324 - 08/31/15 05:54 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Konyap said:
Quote:

Zombi3 said:
TL;DR

Punch him in his stupid face.




I can't hit a girl in the face



Well, you can.

Just don't expect her to not kick your ass.


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Re: Did you ever wanna punch someone in the face.. [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #22171733 - 08/31/15 10:35 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Edited by Konyap (09/01/15 06:28 PM)


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Re: Did you ever wanna punch someone in the face.. [Re: Konyap]
    #22171752 - 08/31/15 10:38 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: Did you ever wanna punch someone in the face.. [Re: nicechrisman]
    #22171767 - 08/31/15 10:42 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I got a really good recipe for sausage and peppers, you want it? You only need Italian sausage links, red and yellow bell peppers, an onion and some olive oil. You can throw other things in if you want to kinda put your own spin on it.


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I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: Did you ever wanna punch someone in the face.. [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22171782 - 08/31/15 10:44 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Bell peppers are pretty much one of the only foods that I detest, so I'm gonna pass.


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Re: Did you ever wanna punch someone in the face.. [Re: nicechrisman]
    #22171790 - 08/31/15 10:46 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I have punched many people in the face fighting for blood,never random but sometimes pointless. Now in friendly fights I don't. Used to get in to it. I have become almost cometely passive now.


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Re: Did you ever wanna punch someone in the face.. [Re: nicechrisman]
    #22171807 - 08/31/15 10:49 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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nicechrisman said:
Bell peppers are pretty much one of the only foods that I detest, so I'm gonna pass.



You don't even like the orange ones?


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I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: Did you ever wanna punch someone in the face.. [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22171809 - 08/31/15 10:50 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Shroomslip said:
Quote:

nicechrisman said:
Bell peppers are pretty much one of the only foods that I detest, so I'm gonna pass.



You don't even like the orange ones?



Godamnit why does everyone always ask that?


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Re: Did you ever wanna punch someone in the face.. [Re: nicechrisman]
    #22171812 - 08/31/15 10:50 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:ilold:

we've had this conversation before


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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    #22171842 - 08/31/15 10:55 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: Did you ever wanna punch someone in the face.. [Re: nicechrisman]
    #22216108 - 09/10/15 09:33 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

He is my Gpa. He doesn't really do much besides drink crappy beer and play poker in the basement. And maybe watch black and white movies on tv. But I haven't punched him and I don't think I will.


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Re: Did you ever wanna punch someone in the face.. [Re: McTwist724]
    #22216255 - 09/10/15 10:25 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Why does your gpa (assuming that means grandpa?) help you bathe, especially if you don't need help or want him to?


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Re: Did you ever wanna punch someone in the face.. [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #22216499 - 09/10/15 11:30 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Never had to punch anyone in the face


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Re: Did you ever wanna punch someone in the face.. [Re: Patlal]
    #22216502 - 09/10/15 11:31 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah but has anyone ever forcefully bathed you?


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Re: Did you ever wanna punch someone in the face.. [Re: nicechrisman]
    #22216561 - 09/10/15 11:47 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

nicechrisman said:
Yeah but has anyone ever forcefully bathed you?




Yes and I ripped his arms to shred.


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Re: Did you ever wanna punch someone in the face.. [Re: McTwist724]
    #22216652 - 09/10/15 12:14 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Nope and nope. When I wish violence upon people, it's usually more akin to a hatchet to the cranium, though of course I've never done that either. I don't really wish violence on people until they cross a certain lien and at that point I just want to see them actually dead. I'm very much a 0-100 kinda guy that way


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Re: Did you ever wanna punch someone in the face.. [Re: Ezuma]
    #22218273 - 09/10/15 07:06 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I don't respond with violence to anything but violence. Also, bell peppers disgust me.


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Re: Did you ever wanna punch someone in the face.. [Re: McTwist724]
    #22218316 - 09/10/15 07:16 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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But have never done it??:laugh:




I only punch kittens and babies or any other else that can't hit back.


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Re: Did you ever wanna punch someone in the face.. [Re: Detached]
    #22248318 - 09/16/15 09:10 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: Did you ever wanna punch someone in the face.. [Re: NotTheDevil]
    #22248408 - 09/16/15 09:27 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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NotTheDevil said:
I don't respond with violence to anything but violence. Also, bell peppers disgust me.



The opposite of every word you said


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Re: Did you ever wanna punch someone in the face.. [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #22299551 - 09/27/15 05:03 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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SirShroomsAlott said:
Why does your gpa (assuming that means grandpa?) help you bathe, especially if you don't need help or want him to?




'Cause I had a bad accident and he thinks he's the shit


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Re: Did you ever wanna punch someone in the face.. [Re: specialpeopleclub]
    #22299556 - 09/27/15 05:04 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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specialpeopleclub said:
Quote:

NotTheDevil said:
I don't respond with violence to anything but violence. Also, bell peppers disgust me.



The opposite of every word you said




lol bell peppers are good! mmm bell peppers mmm


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Re: Did you ever wanna punch someone in the face.. [Re: McTwist724]
    #22299568 - 09/27/15 05:08 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

One of my former bosses.

I wanted to find him at home, tie him a to a chair and take an old fashioned corkscrew to his penis, slowly opening him for the rapturous pleasure he would receive of me pouring Everclear down his urethra.

I wouldn't stop until he could recite the Lord's Prayer perfectly in Latin.

He didn't speak Latin. But he would learn.


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Re: Did you ever wanna punch someone in the face.. [Re: Patlal]
    #22301792 - 09/28/15 08:42 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Patlal said:
Quote:

nicechrisman said:
Yeah but has anyone ever forcefully bathed you?




Yes and I ripped his arms to shred.




Is that what the kids are calling it in Canadia?


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