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OfflineDr. Myco
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People that jack your lighters
    #22167935 - 08/31/15 07:26 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I'm sure this has been said somewhere before, it's annoying when your lighter stash shrinks to nothing. I have an unsmoked bowl of DMT waiting for me, but alas my last lighter is missing.:mad2:


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Re: People that jack your lighters [Re: Dr. Myco] * 1
    #22167945 - 08/31/15 07:29 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

This is why you buy the pink ones.


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Re: People that jack your lighters [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #22167949 - 08/31/15 07:30 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I wish it were just a color thing, but I may try that when I go get some more.


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Re: People that jack your lighters [Re: Dr. Myco] * 1
    #22167960 - 08/31/15 07:35 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Sometime I wake up with like 6 lighters and have absolutely no idea where it came from lol . Like I really don't do it on purpose


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Re: People that jack your lighters [Re: Jean-guy Masta]
    #22167969 - 08/31/15 07:40 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Get one of those retractable things office guys use on their key cards. When people bum a light, it will go zip and return to your hip or pocket. Or buy a million pack.


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Re: People that jack your lighters [Re: Dr. Myco]
    #22167987 - 08/31/15 07:47 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

This is why I always carried 3 or 4 lighters. Well one of the reasons anyways. There was also always the issue of setting the fucking thing down while high and could never find it. After awhile that gets tiresome. So I just kept enough around me at all times that it became basically impossible to be without one.

As for people who walk off with lighters, yeah it used to piss me off. It's even worse when you're like "Can I have my lighter back?" and they get all fucking insulted that you actually asked for your own property back. Like "Yeah dude, when you asked for a light to light your cigarette I totally meant just keep it".

But yeah, do yourself a favor and just go buy a couple of five packs. Stuff a few around your smoking area in various spots, and keep a few in your pockets whenever you go out. Makes things so much easier.


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Re: People that jack your lighters [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22168005 - 08/31/15 07:53 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Yup, I always have at least 2 on me.  There's a spot between the seat and center console in my car that's nearly impossible to get my hand into, especially when driving, so if I ever need one really badly, I just go fish out the 1-3 lighters that I've dropped in there by accident.

I try not to let people steal them though.  It only happens when I get drunk and forget.  I don't smoke weed but I remember it happening a lot back when I did, too.

If someone steals one of yours again, you should tie a rope around a new one.  Then you can swing the new one from the end of the rope into their kneecaps and get your old lighter back.


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Re: People that jack your lighters [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22168007 - 08/31/15 07:53 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Losing lighters and getting then stolen is such a thing. I just buy zippos and keep it on me of buy a torch


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Re: People that jack your lighters [Re: Janky Tits]
    #22168023 - 08/31/15 08:03 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Xplicit RelapzZ said:
Losing lighters and getting then stolen is such a thing. I just buy zippos and keep it on me of buy a torch



Zippos suck for pipes and so do torches. If you're using a torch on a bowl of weed, you're doing it wrong.

Besides, people will walk off with those just as easily. Even when I was smoking cigs (because I always preferred a zippo for them) I always carried a bic or two just in case anyone asked me for a light. I would never hand over my zippo. Someone tries to walk off with my zippo (they were never the cheap ronson drug store ones) we're gonna have fucking problems.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: People that jack your lighters [Re: Janky Tits]
    #22168030 - 08/31/15 08:06 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Lighter leash

I rest my case


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Re: People that jack your lighters [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #22168038 - 08/31/15 08:09 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

In some cases they make sense, more for personal use so you don't lose it yourself. Handing someone a lighter attached to you to light a bowl or something though, is kinda weird. :lol: "Not long enough? Sorry, here let me point my crotch more awkwardly at your face".


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: People that jack your lighters [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22168370 - 08/31/15 10:17 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Shroomslip said:
In some cases they make sense, more for personal use so you don't lose it yourself. Handing someone a lighter attached to you to light a bowl or something though, is kinda weird. :lol: "Not long enough? Sorry, here let me point my crotch more awkwardly at your face".



I might have to try this one day just to see their reaction lol. Regardless of that I now own a shitload of lighters and have since had a wonderful trip.


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