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OfflineMacey Howard
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I sort of got busted by my husband, and had to explain that I used to grow.... * 1
    #22166600 - 08/30/15 08:48 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I don't even know why I'm feeling bad right now. Probably because I've never shared my shroomy past with him.

Lets just get down to it....

Since I've come back I have been gradually getting back into fungal mycology and pulling out my old grow stuff.

Friday I ordered one of these:
http://www.amazon.com/Autoclave-Steam-Sterilizer-Gallon-Commercial/dp/B00DE2LA8C/

I found my spore library that was locked in 3 sealed Ball mason jars.
I found my test tubes and an unopened bag of rubber stoppers.
I found my 3 of my field guides (which are probably outdated like a motherfucker)

I found the one thing that got me busted.... the old printout I kept when I first tried the PF-tek.

I'm sitting at my vanity doing my toes.......
Husband is walking thru the house thudding the floor heavy like hes mad.

MACEY... MACE BABY.....

At this point I'm already tied up because I got nail polish on the hardwood floor and was getting it up.

Hes standing over me holding the PF tek printout wanting an explaination.

"you trying to put us under the jail?"

Husband: ....... This, this is not what I expected. These are magic mushrooms. Growing these are a felony. Manufacturing them can get us serious time.

I've never seen him this mad, I mean he was really pissed, shaking, trembling  pissed. Then he looks over at my Surface and sees the shroomery.. OMFG.... He blew his top!

"You have this on the grid?!!!!!!!" Our IP is logged, blah blah blah....

Finally he calmed down enough for me to talk.
Explained everything in explicit detail...........

So after I spilled my guts....... you want to know what this asshole did?

Went into a tinderbox where he kept his cigars and pulled out about 4 nuggets of weed. probably like 4 $20.

Then he gave me that blank Kevin Spacey tilted head stare...
Then sat down and read the remainder of the Tek, and asked me how shrooms made me feel when I was on them..

Had to help him understand that shrooms were "dosed" and tripping was not an exact science like weed high.


I'm still cooking up jars next week when my clave shows up.


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OfflineDetached
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Re: I sort of got busted by my husband, and had to explain that I used to grow.... [Re: Macey Howard] * 2
    #22166615 - 08/30/15 08:51 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

You should have just farted and both of you could have something to laugh about...

But seriously, if you're married, you should consult him prior to engaging in any illegal activity. :shrug:


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Invisibleshadyy
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Re: I sort of got busted by my husband, and had to explain that I used to grow.... [Re: Macey Howard] * 1
    #22166627 - 08/30/15 08:52 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

So you have a wife and a husband?


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Re: I sort of got busted by my husband, and had to explain that I used to grow.... [Re: Macey Howard]
    #22166631 - 08/30/15 08:53 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:thumbup:  You go girl.  And when you eat them make sure you get him some Carvel.


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Re: I sort of got busted by my husband, and had to explain that I used to grow.... [Re: shadyy] * 1
    #22166633 - 08/30/15 08:54 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Three's Company


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OfflineGiftofdeprivation
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Re: I sort of got busted by my husband, and had to explain that I used to grow.... [Re: Macey Howard]
    #22166883 - 08/30/15 09:42 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

It's the fact that you guys feel guilty and are trying to hide your drug use, that worries me the most. Why do you lead such secretive lives from one-another?

Use this as an opportunity to bond and put the weird trust issues and double lives to rest.

That's more paranoia and anger than I'd ever allow into a dynamic.


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Re: I sort of got busted by my husband, and had to explain that I used to grow.... [Re: Giftofdeprivation]
    #22167051 - 08/30/15 10:36 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I'm hoping I'm fortunate enough to marry someone like you someday...


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Re: I sort of got busted by my husband, and had to explain that I used to grow.... [Re: Lyghtsout]
    #22167249 - 08/30/15 11:43 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Nah, no one wants to see my genes propagate.

Plus, I seek purely egalitarian dynamics, so that means you're probably a homosexual. :wink:


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Re: I sort of got busted by my husband, and had to explain that I used to grow.... [Re: Giftofdeprivation] * 1
    #22167263 - 08/30/15 11:48 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Damn that reply button!
:wtfsonic:


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Re: I sort of got busted by my husband, and had to explain that I used to grow.... [Re: Giftofdeprivation]
    #22167278 - 08/30/15 11:55 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Giftofdeprivation said:
It's the fact that you guys feel guilty and are trying to hide your drug use, that worries me the most. Why do you lead such secretive lives from one-another?

Use this as an opportunity to bond and put the weird trust issues and double lives to rest.

That's more paranoia and anger than I'd ever allow into a dynamic.



Remember exactly, what situation it is you're trying to use logic with here...


...yea.


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Re: I sort of got busted by my husband, and had to explain that I used to grow.... [Re: Detached]
    #22167308 - 08/31/15 12:12 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

No, I'm pretty sure he/she was seeking a genuine internet marriage. The only thing we'd have to share are the tax breaks.

And I see what you did there (again)... http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/22165470#22165470

Amanita, if OP is ferreal, an ideal perspective helps. If it's a troll, they're not going to be able to break past that sober view. No?


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Re: I sort of got busted by my husband, and had to explain that I used to grow.... [Re: Giftofdeprivation]
    #22167315 - 08/31/15 12:17 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Should have told him to quit his bitchin


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Re: I sort of got busted by my husband, and had to explain that I used to grow.... [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22167346 - 08/31/15 12:32 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

zappaisgod said:
:thumbup:  You go girl.  And when you eat them make sure you get him some Carvel.




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Re: I sort of got busted by my husband, and had to explain that I used to grow.... [Re: Macey Howard]
    #22167447 - 08/31/15 01:39 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: I sort of got busted by my husband, and had to explain that I used to grow.... [Re: shadyy] * 1
    #22167464 - 08/31/15 01:50 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

i hate liz said:
So you have a wife and a husband?



nah there wasn't anyone else actually there. MH is his own husband and wife, multiple personalities and whatnot


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OfflineMacey Howard
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Re: I sort of got busted by my husband, and had to explain that I used to grow.... [Re: Oldgregg] * 1
    #22167764 - 08/31/15 05:12 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Oldgregg said:
Quote:

i hate liz said:
So you have a wife and a husband?



nah there wasn't anyone else actually there. MH is his own husband and wife, multiple personalities and whatnot





I should have thought of that reply!

He apologized for yelling and sat down with me to talk. He was really sorry. Its the first time he's ever raised his voice at me and didn't like the way it made him feel. I am equally as guilty for not sharing all of my interests.

I guess (I cant believe I'm going to say this) I can go to Stamets' site and order some culinary spawn and make some edibles.

I think I'll get a few of those grow bags, Always wanted to try those.


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Re: I sort of got busted by my husband, and had to explain that I used to grow.... [Re: Macey Howard]
    #22167768 - 08/31/15 05:15 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

so what's the language barrier like between yallselfs?


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Re: I sort of got busted by my husband, and had to explain that I used to grow.... [Re: Macey Howard]
    #22167789 - 08/31/15 05:26 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Wait, so he still isn't cool with you growing actives? I'm all confused.. But I've been meaning to buy some edible cultures so I can grow some and share with friends and family and whatnot.

Also, not sure but will that sterilizer work for mycology work? It doesn't have much of a description for use other than for tattoo work. My guess it will most likely work. Also, it never states it's PSI, just says this "Working Pressure: 0.14 - 0.16 MPa"


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Re: I sort of got busted by my husband, and had to explain that I used to grow.... [Re: Achillita]
    #22167797 - 08/31/15 05:30 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Achillita said:
Also, it never states it's PSI, just says this "Working Pressure: 0.14 - 0.16 MPa"




MPa is a pressure unit. 1,000,000 newton's per sq meter in fact.

I don't actually know what that is in PSI


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Re: I sort of got busted by my husband, and had to explain that I used to grow.... [Re: The Moose]
    #22167803 - 08/31/15 05:36 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I checked it out, it's a 20-23 psi sterilizer then. Pretty cool IMO.


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