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Offlinethewanderer25
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I Think My Girl Is Ready
    #22166378 - 08/30/15 08:20 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

So today I was at her house and we were chilling im drunk as fuck so I asked her to dance. We danced and stuff then made out and I was rubing her niples through her shirt. We stoped makeing out and I smoked a cig and had another beer. When it was time to leave I pulled her close and made out with her and this time I rubbed her ass and then moved to between her legs she kinda moaned as I rubbed her there and kissed her and I moved my other hand and rubed her niple. I left because I had shit to do but now I really want to take it to the next level but im not sure if she is down i've been dating her for a month and today is the first day I rubbed her pussy but she seemed to enjoy it. So do you guys think it will be hard to get some tomorrow or nah?


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Re: I Think My Girl Is Ready [Re: thewanderer25] * 3
    #22166815 - 08/30/15 09:28 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Maybe she wants to save herself for marriage, why are you assuming she's ready for sex with some guy she has been dating for just one month?


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Re: I Think My Girl Is Ready [Re: qman] * 2
    #22167244 - 08/30/15 11:39 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

It's been a month. She should be ready. She's waiting for you to make the move.


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Re: I Think My Girl Is Ready [Re: thewanderer25] * 1
    #22167348 - 08/31/15 12:34 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

yes good emotions  but try to fuck her anal without being oiled


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Re: I Think My Girl Is Ready [Re: thewanderer25]
    #22167558 - 08/31/15 03:07 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

She has been this patient for an entire month? God, I hope she's worth the wait. Or maybe you're both 18, that would make matters a little different.


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Re: I Think My Girl Is Ready [Re: koraks]
    #22171408 - 08/31/15 09:31 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Ya well I fingered her and she jacked me off. It was chill but idk now I just want more what did they say give them an inch and they take a mile lol I think thats me.


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Re: I Think My Girl Is Ready [Re: thewanderer25]
    #22171439 - 08/31/15 09:37 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

It's like climbing a latter. One step up. Now you know she's interested in you that way. It's progress.


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Re: I Think My Girl Is Ready [Re: Shining Cosmos]
    #22172221 - 09/01/15 01:03 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

What are you waiting for go for it. Sounds like smooth sailing :heart:


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Re: I Think My Girl Is Ready [Re: Black_Sunset]
    #22172233 - 09/01/15 01:09 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

How long did you jack her off for?


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Re: I Think My Girl Is Ready [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #22172247 - 09/01/15 01:16 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:whatwhatwhat: Its took you over a month and you still aint fucked  :holyfuckdude:


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Re: I Think My Girl Is Ready [Re: thewanderer25]
    #22172457 - 09/01/15 03:46 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Ya well I fingered her and she jacked me off.



that was what my current gf and me did on our first date. We took it slow. You can guess what the second date was like. The woman I was with before her was a bit quicker. Like I said, it's different when you're around 20 and maybe don't have much experience. At some point it becomes easier to assume that you both just want to get laid and you just dive in. It's really not all that complicated. Just go ahead, it'll be fun.


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Re: I Think My Girl Is Ready [Re: koraks]
    #22172970 - 09/01/15 08:34 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

One of my favorite things about this site is that it sometimes reminds me of what it was like to be a kid.


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Re: I Think My Girl Is Ready [Re: automan] * 2
    #22173423 - 09/01/15 10:31 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I never stopped being one :awehigh: only difference now is I have money and powerful mind altering drugs


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Re: I Think My Girl Is Ready [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #22175378 - 09/01/15 07:28 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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I never stopped being one :awehigh: only difference now is I have money and powerful mind altering drugs



Im still a kid kinda (im not 21) and I dont have money. However i've certainly got the powerful mind altering drugs:rofl2:. I feel like when im older I will miss being my age however you guys forget that it sucks ass to not have money and to struggle to figure out wtf you're going to do with life.


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Re: I Think My Girl Is Ready [Re: automan] * 1
    #22175425 - 09/01/15 07:40 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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One of my favorite things about this site is that it sometimes reminds me of what it was like to be a kid.








yeah OP.  What everyone's been sayin is spot on.  5 years down the line, a chick won't wait around a month for you to fuck her.  maybe it's just when you're younger everyone hasn't gotten over the whole "judgment" thing, and chicks dont want to be seen as whores and guys dont want to be seen as outright disrespectful, or whatever. 

but you get to the point where everyone realizes that everyone just wants to fuck. 









then you get into the point where you have to start differentiating between the people who just want to fuck, and the people who want to fuck and marry you, and figuring out which is which, and avoiding the ones you dont want, becomes the challenge of the day.

and then eventually i guess the challenge is keeping the one you stuck with you, stuck with you.  things get boring or they (or you) see something shiny and tight. 

and then the challenge is learning to live without the other one, as they've faded to dust and had their personhood evaporate back into the Oneness, only to be felt in passing, to be heard in a song or a whisper, to touch no more.


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Re: I Think My Girl Is Ready [Re: memes]
    #22175469 - 09/01/15 07:49 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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memes said:
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automan said:
One of my favorite things about this site is that it sometimes reminds me of what it was like to be a kid.








yeah OP.  What everyone's been sayin is spot on.  5 years down the line, a chick won't wait around a month for you to fuck her.  maybe it's just when you're younger everyone hasn't gotten over the whole "judgment" thing, and chicks dont want to be seen as whores and guys dont want to be seen as outright disrespectful, or whatever. 

but you get to the point where everyone realizes that everyone just wants to fuck. 








then you get into the point where you have to start differentiating between the people who just want to fuck, and the people who want to fuck and marry you, and figuring out which is which, and avoiding the ones you dont want, becomes the challenge of the day.

and then eventually i guess the challenge is keeping the one you stuck with you, stuck with you.  things get boring or they (or you) see something shiny and tight. 

and then the challenge is learning to live without the other one, as they've faded to dust and had their personhood evaporate back into the Oneness, only to be felt in passing, to be heard in a song or a whisper, to touch no more.


The worst part of fucking is I feel embarrassed as I cum because my sex drive is turned off like in an instant. Im usually just sitting there like wow that felt good but why the fuck did I just spend a bunch of time to get that? Its also kinda awkward afterwards you can tell she is thinking about it and I am to but not in a wow that was hot kinda way more of a wow what the fuck was I thinking kinda thing.


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Re: I Think My Girl Is Ready [Re: thewanderer25]
    #22175563 - 09/01/15 08:09 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Eat pussy for ten minutes
Finger her for ten minutes
Fuck her as hard and long as possible
Post pics


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Re: I Think My Girl Is Ready [Re: i like cow poo]
    #22175585 - 09/01/15 08:15 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Hmm mabey mabey but I would have to instal some sort of camera. Idk ill see what I can do it would be cool to see a replay  :crazy2:


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Re: I Think My Girl Is Ready [Re: thewanderer25]
    #22176947 - 09/02/15 03:47 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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The worst part of fucking is I feel embarrassed as I cum because my sex drive is turned off like in an instant. Im usually just sitting there like wow that felt good but why the fuck did I just spend a bunch of time to get that? Its also kinda awkward afterwards you can tell she is thinking about it and I am to but not in a wow that was hot kinda way more of a wow what the fuck was I thinking kinda thing.




try not to overthink it.  sex is what you're biologically/evolutionarily programmed to seek & perform.  i have had tons of sexual anxieties in the past - still have some - and who knows if they'll ever go away.  don't let it inhibit ya~


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Hmm mabey mabey but I would have to instal some sort of camera. Idk ill see what I can do it would be cool to see a replay  :crazy2:



i know this seems obvious to state, but it's the shroomery so i can never be too sure:  this idea is seeping with creepyness until she knows about and consents to the filming


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Re: I Think My Girl Is Ready [Re: memes]
    #22182236 - 09/03/15 09:43 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Wtf dude? Are you like 12?


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