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How are you going to die?
    #22165955 - 08/30/15 06:58 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

How do you think you're going to die?

How old will you be when it happens?

If you had the ability to know when death is coming, would you want to know?


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I know this is a morbid topic but some recent events have me questioning my mortality.

I'm thinking either a heart attack in my 40s, cancer in my 50s or suicide in my 60s.

Thoughts?


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Re: How are you going to die? [Re: Detached]
    #22165965 - 08/30/15 07:00 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

However it happens I'll be going out in style.


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Re: How are you going to die? [Re: Zombi3] * 3
    #22165970 - 08/30/15 07:01 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: How are you going to die? [Re: Detached]
    #22165977 - 08/30/15 07:03 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I dunno exactly when or how, but I don't really expect to live another 30 years. It's odd thinking that at least half of my life is probably over at this point.

And no, I really don't want to know the exact date. I imagine the anxiety of knowing a date and time, would be like going to court that last time when you know it's not going to be reset to a later date and in however many minutes you're going to be sentenced, only several orders of magnitude worse.


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Re: How are you going to die? [Re: Zombi3]
    #22165978 - 08/30/15 07:03 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Zombi3 said:
However it happens I'll be going out in style.




Go out in style when you kick the bucket? 

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Re: How are you going to die? [Re: Detached]
    #22165985 - 08/30/15 07:04 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I'm gonna guess: 44, gunshot wound


Edited by luvdemboomers (08/30/15 07:04 PM)


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Re: How are you going to die? [Re: luvdemboomers] * 1
    #22165993 - 08/30/15 07:06 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Hopefully running from the cops in a lambo. Flipping that shit. And dieing my face off.


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Re: How are you going to die? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22166003 - 08/30/15 07:07 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I'm with ya Shroomslip. Another 30 years is a lifetime for me. My grandparents are in their 80's and they keep on kicking, active as ever. I have a lot of respect for them but it taxes my mind to think that is over 2.5x as long as I've been alive.

But then I think about how 30 used to be the end of the spectrum for the average life expectancy and I can't really comprehend what that would be like either :shrug:


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Re: How are you going to die? [Re: Detached]
    #22166027 - 08/30/15 07:13 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

In a blaze of glory...  :onfire:

Honestly, I don't know, and I don't want to know. It's inevitable, and I try not to think about it. In all actuality, it should've already happened. Somehow, I'm still here though. I will worry about it once my health starts debilitating. For the moment, I'm gonna live my life and try to enjoy it.


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Re: How are you going to die? [Re: Detached]
    #22166047 - 08/30/15 07:16 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Detached said:
How do you think you're going to die?

How old will you be when it happens?

If you had the ability to know when death is coming, would you want to know?


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I know this is a morbid topic but some recent events have me questioning my mortality.

I'm thinking either a heart attack in my 40s, cancer in my 50s or suicide in my 60s.

Thoughts?



Hey Detached,
Family history says…

Heart attack.. probably 70s.

and thats pretty young for you. :frown:


Edited by Cowb0yNeal00 (08/30/15 07:17 PM)


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Re: How are you going to die? [Re: Detached]
    #22166067 - 08/30/15 07:20 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Detached said:
But then I think about how 30 used to be the end of the spectrum for the average life expectancy and I can't really comprehend what that would be like either :shrug:




I think that's mostly a misconception, the average is thrown off by the fact that many many people died in childhood. A life expectancy of around 30 doesn't necessarily mean that a lot of people died at around 30.


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Re: How are you going to die? [Re: psi]
    #22166095 - 08/30/15 07:26 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

You're correct - in late medieval English times, life expectancy at birth was 30 but if you made it til 21, you were in the clear and life expectancy was an additional 40 years or so.

Kinda fucked up way to live your life back in the day


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Re: How are you going to die? [Re: Detached]
    #22166230 - 08/30/15 07:53 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Heart disease.  That is if the depression doesn't do the job sooner.

I'm not suicidal, but I'm okay with it if my number comes up tomorrow.  I'd be curious, like anyone, to see what does it.  No one gets out alive, so I just concentrate on making the most out of my time here.


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Re: How are you going to die? [Re: ShroomerInTheRye]
    #22166265 - 08/30/15 07:58 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

blood eagle but i'll settle for disembowelment


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Re: How are you going to die? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #22166277 - 08/30/15 08:01 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

27.  i'll blow my brains out or od.


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Re: How are you going to die? [Re: Detached]
    #22166283 - 08/30/15 08:03 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I think about death every single day of my life. It's scary, but I'm resigned to it. I think I'll live to at least 80, but I'm not taking anything for granted. I hope to be a centenarian, but that's a tall goal.


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Re: How are you going to die? [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #22166291 - 08/30/15 08:05 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: How are you going to die? [Re: Detached]
    #22166295 - 08/30/15 08:06 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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You're correct - in late medieval English times, life expectancy at birth was 30 but if you made it til 21, you were in the clear and life expectancy was an additional 40 years or so.

Kinda fucked up way to live your life back in the day





you must not know how that shit really works


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Re: How are you going to die? [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #22166302 - 08/30/15 08:08 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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27.  i'll blow my brains out or od.



yeah right


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Re: How are you going to die? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #22166304 - 08/30/15 08:08 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I guess not? Enlighten me


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Re: How are you going to die? [Re: Detached] * 1
    #22166319 - 08/30/15 08:11 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Fighting Putin and Obama at the same time as the globalists try desperately to subdue me... But in the hour of reckoning I rely on Alex Jones to save me, however he looks into my eyes apologetically as Putin and Obama tug each of my arms, and blasts me right in the face with a 1500mw tesla cannon vaporizing Obama, myself and Putin.


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Re: How are you going to die? [Re: twighead]
    #22166336 - 08/30/15 08:14 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Drowning in da pussay


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Re: How are you going to die? [Re: Janky Tits]
    #22166339 - 08/30/15 08:15 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Drowning in da pussay



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Re: How are you going to die? [Re: Cowb0yNeal00]
    #22166350 - 08/30/15 08:16 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

2 or 3 before my lungs give out.


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Re: How are you going to die? [Re: Detached]
    #22166351 - 08/30/15 08:16 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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I guess not? Enlighten me





life expectancy take infant mortality, death from disease, war and other causes
including natural causes at old age and then makes an average of the ages, 'life
expectancy' is a misleading term because the life expectancy is still 100 years
assuming that everything else hasnt killed you before then. if they excluded infant
mortality then the 'life expectancy' back then would be where it is today


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Re: How are you going to die? [Re: Detached]
    #22166359 - 08/30/15 08:17 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Suicide probably.

Shotgun to the head.


I've lacked so much control in my life I feel like I would very much like some control in how it ends.


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Re: How are you going to die? [Re: Janky Tits] * 1
    #22166399 - 08/30/15 08:23 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Drowning in da pussay



I don't think you'll fit back up there dude.


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Re: How are you going to die? [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #22166403 - 08/30/15 08:23 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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CookieCrumbs said:
Suicide probably.

Shotgun to the head.


I've lacked so much control in my life I feel like I would very much like some control in how it ends.



thats harsh man! when do u think it will happen? how old r u


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Re: How are you going to die? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #22166405 - 08/30/15 08:23 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Yes it is an average but does not necessarily mean life expectancy would be the same as today if infant mortality is not considered at the time. Children of all ages were not safe from ancient ailments and illnesses after the infant stage of life :shrug: 

Medicine /science is now prolonging life longer than ever before especially 700 years ago.


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Re: How are you going to die? [Re: Detached]
    #22166676 - 08/30/15 09:03 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Preferably mach 9 with my hair on fire, in some kinda moon shuttle.


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Re: How are you going to die? [Re: Dest]
    #22166750 - 08/30/15 09:18 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

ima live forever


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Re: How are you going to die? [Re: Cowb0yNeal00]
    #22167119 - 08/30/15 10:53 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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myles33 said:
Quote:

CookieCrumbs said:
Suicide probably.

Shotgun to the head.


I've lacked so much control in my life I feel like I would very much like some control in how it ends.



thats harsh man! when do u think it will happen? how old r u




Oh I think I got another 20 years or so. I don't really want to live past my 50s though. My health sucks enough right now, can't imagine what it will be like in my 60s.


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Re: How are you going to die? [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #22167139 - 08/30/15 10:59 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

At age 74 i'll probably pass out from a dab and drown in a puddle of my own puke


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Re: How are you going to die? [Re: Detached]
    #22167193 - 08/30/15 11:18 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I'm guessing -accidents aside- I'll probably die in my mid 80s from something mundane but miserable like cancer


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Re: How are you going to die? [Re: Ezuma]
    #22167215 - 08/30/15 11:27 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: How are you going to die? [Re: Konyap]
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Re: How are you going to die? [Re: Detached]
    #22167502 - 08/31/15 02:22 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

where did you get dat?


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Re: How are you going to die? [Re: Detached]
    #22167533 - 08/31/15 02:49 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: How are you going to die? [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #22167551 - 08/31/15 03:02 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Suicide probably.

Shotgun to the head.


I've lacked so much control in my life I feel like I would very much like some control in how it ends.



A shotgun? That's a little brutal. If I ever decide to kill myself I'm using an exit bag with nitrous being pumped in it. It tricks your brain into thinking its still breathing oxygen, but its not so you'll pass out and shouldn't fight the bag like you would if you were breathing co2. So the bag will stay on the persons head and you'll die relatively peacefully. It'd also be less traumatic for the person that finds you.


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Re: How are you going to die? [Re: Nitrous Monkey]
    #22167790 - 08/31/15 05:26 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I would think Id end it myself. Whether that is early or late... who knows.

I would love to just do like a massive movie standoff with cops and just mowed down by bullets.


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Re: How are you going to die? [Re: kakashi68]
    #22167827 - 08/31/15 06:02 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I'll probably snap my back trying to auto fellate and choke on my own dick.


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Re: How are you going to die? [Re: Detached]
    #22167834 - 08/31/15 06:10 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

When I'm @ least 90 and my grandpa kicking ass, but if I could set it up, I'd first shoot some firedope that Morning, after taking heroic Dose of 1mg crystal LSD an hour before, then smoke a huge hit of Dmt! And Hope I go out in Astonishment :mindblown::trippnballs::tmckenna:


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Re: How are you going to die? [Re: Nitrous Monkey]
    #22174397 - 09/01/15 03:11 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Quote:

CookieCrumbs said:
Suicide probably.

Shotgun to the head.


I've lacked so much control in my life I feel like I would very much like some control in how it ends.



A shotgun? That's a little brutal. If I ever decide to kill myself I'm using an exit bag with nitrous being pumped in it. It tricks your brain into thinking its still breathing oxygen, but its not so you'll pass out and shouldn't fight the bag like you would if you were breathing co2. So the bag will stay on the persons head and you'll die relatively peacefully. It'd also be less traumatic for the person that finds you.




How do you know it'd be painless? The dude in Final Destination freaked out pretty bad about it.


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Re: How are you going to die? [Re: Detached]
    #22174447 - 09/01/15 03:21 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

How do you think you're going to die?

Being run head on by an on-coming vehicle being driven by a spoiled teenage girl texting her BFF about what (insert name of money generating disposable artist) was wearing at the VMAs.

How old will you be when it happens?

Too young to be a hero, too old to care

If you had the ability to know when death is coming, would you want to know?



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Re: How are you going to die? [Re: Dilsnique]
    #22174527 - 09/01/15 03:44 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

slowly rot, most likely


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Re: How are you going to die? [Re: resonant111]
    #22174759 - 09/01/15 04:49 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I don't know how I'll die;
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Re: How are you going to die? [Re: SARAtonin]
    #22174795 - 09/01/15 04:58 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I don't know... I walk a lot in a city full of people texting and driving. My guess is ill get run over by a tractor trailer carrying a full load of iron rebar


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Re: How are you going to die? [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #22174802 - 09/01/15 05:00 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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luvdemboomers said:
I'm gonna guess: 44, gunshot wound



^ Dwight schrute response.


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Re: How are you going to die? [Re: ModestMouse]
    #22174868 - 09/01/15 05:18 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

barring an accedent, probably a heart attack or stroke. cancer is a good possibility too


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Re: How are you going to die? [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #22174949 - 09/01/15 05:47 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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luvdemboomers said:
I'm gonna guess: 44, gunshot wound




If you take out the comma from that sentence, your death automatically becomes so much more bad ass.


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Re: How are you going to die? [Re: Patlal]
    #22174958 - 09/01/15 05:50 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Patlal said:
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luvdemboomers said:
I'm gonna guess: 44, gunshot wound




If you take out the comma from that sentence, your death automatically becomes so much more bad ass.




Add, "and survived" and the end. You're the kind off bad assery


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