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Re: How are you going to die? [Re: kakashi68]
    #22167827 - 08/31/15 06:02 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I'll probably snap my back trying to auto fellate and choke on my own dick.


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Re: How are you going to die? [Re: Detached]
    #22167834 - 08/31/15 06:10 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

When I'm @ least 90 and my grandpa kicking ass, but if I could set it up, I'd first shoot some firedope that Morning, after taking heroic Dose of 1mg crystal LSD an hour before, then smoke a huge hit of Dmt! And Hope I go out in Astonishment :mindblown::trippnballs::tmckenna:


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Re: How are you going to die? [Re: Nitrous Monkey]
    #22174397 - 09/01/15 03:11 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Suicide probably.

Shotgun to the head.


I've lacked so much control in my life I feel like I would very much like some control in how it ends.



A shotgun? That's a little brutal. If I ever decide to kill myself I'm using an exit bag with nitrous being pumped in it. It tricks your brain into thinking its still breathing oxygen, but its not so you'll pass out and shouldn't fight the bag like you would if you were breathing co2. So the bag will stay on the persons head and you'll die relatively peacefully. It'd also be less traumatic for the person that finds you.




How do you know it'd be painless? The dude in Final Destination freaked out pretty bad about it.


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Re: How are you going to die? [Re: Detached]
    #22174447 - 09/01/15 03:21 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

How do you think you're going to die?

Being run head on by an on-coming vehicle being driven by a spoiled teenage girl texting her BFF about what (insert name of money generating disposable artist) was wearing at the VMAs.

How old will you be when it happens?

Too young to be a hero, too old to care

If you had the ability to know when death is coming, would you want to know?



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Re: How are you going to die? [Re: Dilsnique]
    #22174527 - 09/01/15 03:44 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

slowly rot, most likely


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Re: How are you going to die? [Re: resonant111]
    #22174759 - 09/01/15 04:49 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I don't know how I'll die;
But if I'm dead you've all been dead for a while.


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Re: How are you going to die? [Re: SARAtonin]
    #22174795 - 09/01/15 04:58 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I don't know... I walk a lot in a city full of people texting and driving. My guess is ill get run over by a tractor trailer carrying a full load of iron rebar


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Re: How are you going to die? [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #22174802 - 09/01/15 05:00 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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luvdemboomers said:
I'm gonna guess: 44, gunshot wound



^ Dwight schrute response.


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Re: How are you going to die? [Re: ModestMouse]
    #22174868 - 09/01/15 05:18 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

barring an accedent, probably a heart attack or stroke. cancer is a good possibility too


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Re: How are you going to die? [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #22174949 - 09/01/15 05:47 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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luvdemboomers said:
I'm gonna guess: 44, gunshot wound




If you take out the comma from that sentence, your death automatically becomes so much more bad ass.


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Re: How are you going to die? [Re: Patlal]
    #22174958 - 09/01/15 05:50 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Patlal said:
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luvdemboomers said:
I'm gonna guess: 44, gunshot wound




If you take out the comma from that sentence, your death automatically becomes so much more bad ass.




Add, "and survived" and the end. You're the kind off bad assery


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