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twighead
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Re: How are you going to die? [Re: Detached] 1
#22166319 - 08/30/15 08:11 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Fighting Putin and Obama at the same time as the globalists try desperately to subdue me... But in the hour of reckoning I rely on Alex Jones to save me, however he looks into my eyes apologetically as Putin and Obama tug each of my arms, and blasts me right in the face with a 1500mw tesla cannon vaporizing Obama, myself and Putin.
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Janky Tits

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Re: How are you going to die? [Re: twighead]
#22166336 - 08/30/15 08:14 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Drowning in da pussay
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Cowb0yNeal00



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Re: How are you going to die? [Re: Janky Tits]
#22166339 - 08/30/15 08:15 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Xplicit RelapzZ said: Drowning in da pussay
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2 or 3 before my lungs give out.
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Prisoner#1
Even Dumber ThanAdvertized!


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Re: How are you going to die? [Re: Detached]
#22166351 - 08/30/15 08:16 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Detached said: I guess not? Enlighten me
life expectancy take infant mortality, death from disease, war and other causes including natural causes at old age and then makes an average of the ages, 'life expectancy' is a misleading term because the life expectancy is still 100 years assuming that everything else hasnt killed you before then. if they excluded infant mortality then the 'life expectancy' back then would be where it is today
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CookieCrumbs
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Re: How are you going to die? [Re: Detached]
#22166359 - 08/30/15 08:17 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Suicide probably.
Shotgun to the head.
I've lacked so much control in my life I feel like I would very much like some control in how it ends.
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larry.fisherman
shoulda died already



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Re: How are you going to die? [Re: Janky Tits] 1
#22166399 - 08/30/15 08:23 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Xplicit RelapzZ said: Drowning in da pussay
I don't think you'll fit back up there dude.
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Cowb0yNeal00



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CookieCrumbs said: Suicide probably.
Shotgun to the head.
I've lacked so much control in my life I feel like I would very much like some control in how it ends.
thats harsh man! when do u think it will happen? how old r u
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Re: How are you going to die? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#22166405 - 08/30/15 08:23 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yes it is an average but does not necessarily mean life expectancy would be the same as today if infant mortality is not considered at the time. Children of all ages were not safe from ancient ailments and illnesses after the infant stage of life
Medicine /science is now prolonging life longer than ever before especially 700 years ago.
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Dest
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Re: How are you going to die? [Re: Detached]
#22166676 - 08/30/15 09:03 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Preferably mach 9 with my hair on fire, in some kinda moon shuttle.
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Salomon
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Re: How are you going to die? [Re: Dest]
#22166750 - 08/30/15 09:18 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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ima live forever
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CookieCrumbs
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Quote:
myles33 said:
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CookieCrumbs said: Suicide probably.
Shotgun to the head.
I've lacked so much control in my life I feel like I would very much like some control in how it ends.
thats harsh man! when do u think it will happen? how old r u
Oh I think I got another 20 years or so. I don't really want to live past my 50s though. My health sucks enough right now, can't imagine what it will be like in my 60s.
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RainyWA



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At age 74 i'll probably pass out from a dab and drown in a puddle of my own puke
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Re: How are you going to die? [Re: Detached]
#22167193 - 08/30/15 11:18 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'm guessing -accidents aside- I'll probably die in my mid 80s from something mundane but miserable like cancer
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Konyap

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Re: How are you going to die? [Re: Ezuma]
#22167215 - 08/30/15 11:27 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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10 Reason's I Am Going To Die by Konyap
- They don't even talk to him.
- UFO
- Can't differentiate people.
- Jesus
- They would take the light just to grow one more.
- Littered paraphanellia and contraband
- Poopy Traps
- Bottle's of Giz
- HELL IS EVERYWHERE!!!
- Invented shmups, dubstep, pizza shit, fish sticks, ray p., inferred homosex and self containing identities/mind roids
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Re: How are you going to die? [Re: Konyap]
#22167270 - 08/30/15 11:52 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Konyap

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Re: How are you going to die? [Re: Detached]
#22167502 - 08/31/15 02:22 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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where did you get dat?
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Soulidarity
With Your Halo Slippin . . .



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Re: How are you going to die? [Re: Detached]
#22167533 - 08/31/15 02:49 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Nitrous Monkey
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CookieCrumbs said: Suicide probably.
Shotgun to the head.
I've lacked so much control in my life I feel like I would very much like some control in how it ends.
A shotgun? That's a little brutal. If I ever decide to kill myself I'm using an exit bag with nitrous being pumped in it. It tricks your brain into thinking its still breathing oxygen, but its not so you'll pass out and shouldn't fight the bag like you would if you were breathing co2. So the bag will stay on the persons head and you'll die relatively peacefully. It'd also be less traumatic for the person that finds you.
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kakashi68
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I would think Id end it myself. Whether that is early or late... who knows.
I would love to just do like a massive movie standoff with cops and just mowed down by bullets.
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