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OfflineElff
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Re: so my girl called the cops on me last night.... [Re: mindbodysoul]
    #22167822 - 08/31/15 05:53 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

hmm interesting thread... a short history lesson on the origins of the word cunt, an unmowed lawn, a OP with choked tan lines on his neck

but yeah man its not cool that she assaulted you, and its not cool that you bounced her off your hairy chest into the wall and well more importantly you ignored your baby and your wife and your lawn

both of ya'll should get conselling and try to work things through and give your relationship another go


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Re: so my girl called the cops on me last night.... [Re: Elff]
    #22167865 - 08/31/15 06:34 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

There's nothing to indicate that he was ignoring his kid necessarily, yet people without kids keep coming to this conclusion. It's a mire fair assumption than the one's I'm speaking of to say he probably has a job. If he has a job that means he can have some drinks and do his lawn whenever the fuck he feels like it, and that also means she probably spends a lot of the time with the kid because someone needs to be home with him/her. When that happens, the wife always feels like they are 'on duty' because they are, it's called being a mom and his now ex signed up for it.

One thing mentioned in this thread is hormones, and I'll tell you one thing, hormones makes it hard at times to see past your own perspective.


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Re: so my girl called the cops on me last night.... [Re: shellzenone]
    #22168040 - 08/31/15 08:10 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

It's a mans job to take a womans problems that she percieves as big and shrink them down. You failed miserably, and you don't understand women in the slightest

Read Corey Waynes entire book...you need it badly, bro.


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Re: so my girl called the cops on me last night.... [Re: RanOutOfWeed] * 1
    #22168200 - 08/31/15 09:19 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Being alone at home and raising a kid aint easy for no woman and having to be cut off from the outside world is depravation,maybe all she wanted was a conversation, having a job does seem to justify his masculinity immensely by bouncing her off onto a wall and having a self confession along the lines that he's a tripper and shes not, so shes got a big ego and he gets to do that,fck that, and what about his drunk ego fuelled by rage, oh I forget he works lol


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Re: so my girl called the cops on me last night.... [Re: Elff] * 1
    #22168369 - 08/31/15 10:17 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

No woman is forced to be 'cut off from the world.' If they do that just because they have a child then they're just a lazy shit. Poor her right? Poor him right? They both idiots who don't know when to shut the fuck up.

By the way, it's quite obvious you didn't even read the thread, or maybe just not properly comprehend what was being said, so why even bother replying?


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Re: so my girl called the cops on me last night.... [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #22168853 - 08/31/15 12:15 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

A lot of women are forced to be cut off from what they choose to do

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XLCaps said:
By the way, it's quite obvious you didn't even read the thread, or maybe just not properly comprehend what was being said, so why even bother replying?




Get off your high horse everyones entitled to post their opinions and express themselves,why you so rabid ?


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Re: so my girl called the cops on me last night.... [Re: falsereality]
    #22168992 - 08/31/15 12:44 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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falsereality said:
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Burke Dennings said:
You both sound like idiots.




My thoughts... I feel bad for the kid they just had.




Yeah, this is what I'm thinking.
It was kinda a bitch to read his walls of words, but I got most of it down, sounds like both fucked up.

P.S Why the fuck wasn't your phone already silenced? You have a sleeping newborn.


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Re: so my girl called the cops on me last night.... [Re: Prisoner#1] * 6
    #22169009 - 08/31/15 12:49 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Prisoner#1 said:
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Patlal said:
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Prisoner#1 said:


that must be why the cops wanted to take my ex wife to jail for domestic battery
when she assaulted me and then called the cops to settle the argument, lol. it
must also be why I have custody of my 2 kids. I am oppressed by the matriarchy!




Could you go into further details as to how she assaulted you, what led to it and how you explained it to the cops?





I was replacing a section or rotton floor in the house we were living in, she
wasnt watching our son, he kept crawling over toward the 8'x16' hold in the
floor so nothing was getting done because I had to deal with the repair and the
kid, all she wanted to do was talk on the phone. he house was a mess, she wasnt
cleaning it because TV was more important, I finally got fed up and called her on
her laziness, the argument started and she beaned me with a bottle, I decided to
walk outside and she followed me and started screaming about all kinds of
nonsense and then hit me in the eye. I went to get in my truck and leave and she
started screaming that she was calling the cop. so I waited.

the cops asked her if I hit her, she was at least honest about that, they asked
me if she hit me, I would have denied it by the cops kept loooking at the cut on
my head and my reddened eye. I said yes. they asked if I wanted her arrested and
I said no. they didnt push it much other than to say that an abusive spouse
generally will not stop

she tried to make it a habit of calling the cops to settle her arguments and it
got her arrested when she started some shit with her sister one night


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Cause you know, all the cops have to do is take a look at your dick and see that you are carrying a dangerous weapon




I dont normally show my dick to the cops, not unless I am asked




Many years ago I was sitting in my truck reading a book at the Park and Ride when a cop suantered up.  He asked what I was doing.  I said I'm reading.  He asked why aren't you reading at home.  I told him because my (ex) wife was there.  He said oh and left me alone


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Re: so my girl called the cops on me last night.... [Re: Elff]
    #22169699 - 08/31/15 03:27 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Elff said:
A lot of women are forced to be cut off from what they choose to do

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XLCaps said:
By the way, it's quite obvious you didn't even read the thread, or maybe just not properly comprehend what was being said, so why even bother replying?




Get off your high horse everyones entitled to post their opinions and express themselves,why you so rabid ?



Because what you were posting was some bullshit that you were ragging on him for that was just your lack of reading comprehension.


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Re: so my girl called the cops on me last night.... [Re: TNK]
    #22169702 - 08/31/15 03:28 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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TheNatureKid said:
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falsereality said:
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Burke Dennings said:
You both sound like idiots.




My thoughts... I feel bad for the kid they just had.




Yeah, this is what I'm thinking.
It was kinda a bitch to read his walls of words, but I got most of it down, sounds like both fucked up.

P.S Why the fuck wasn't your phone already silenced? You have a sleeping newborn.



I used to listen to my stereo while my son was sleeping as a newborn. For the first comple months they sleep like a rock.


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Re: so my girl called the cops on me last night.... [Re: 404]
    #22169901 - 08/31/15 04:21 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

"Girls and women can thus reclaim the words in our language that have been used as weapons against us in emotionally explosive situations."

I'be been called "asshole, cock sucker, piece of shit, waste of life" by certain ex's during fights. And when I use the cunt or bitch it a horrible emotional weapon that should never be used.... I don't get this logic. When will men get to reclaim our words.


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Re: so my girl called the cops on me last night.... [Re: Mescalean] * 5
    #22169946 - 08/31/15 04:33 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I mowed the lawn today and my fiancé, our infant son, and I are still happily living under the same roof with no police involvement.  Coincidence?  Probably not.


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Re: so my girl called the cops on me last night.... [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #22169958 - 08/31/15 04:37 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Burke Dennings said:
I mowed the lawn today and my fiancé, our infant son, and I are still happily living under the same roof with no police involvement.  Coincidence?  Probably not.



:lolsy:Knowing what I know it is most certainly not a coincidence


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Re: so my girl called the cops on me last night.... [Re: Burke Dennings] * 1
    #22169962 - 08/31/15 04:38 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Burke Dennings said:
I mowed the lawn today and my fiancé, our infant son, and I are still happily living under the same roof with no police involvement.  Coincidence?  Probably not.




Can you please provide a Tek with photos for OP?


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Re: so my girl called the cops on me last night.... [Re: ryanriot]
    #22169994 - 08/31/15 04:46 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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ryanriot said:
Quote:

Burke Dennings said:
I mowed the lawn today and my fiancé, our infant son, and I are still happily living under the same roof with no police involvement.  Coincidence?  Probably not.




Can you please provide a Tek with photos for OP?




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Re: so my girl called the cops on me last night.... [Re: TNK]
    #22170013 - 08/31/15 04:53 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I don't think you guys understand what he meant by mow the lawn. :smirk:


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Re: so my girl called the cops on me last night.... [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #22170879 - 08/31/15 07:42 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

People fuck up.  Shit like this can happen and nobody should give him alot of shit about it.  But he did put it out there on a message  board so yanno how that goes.  The question is has things like this happened before and hopefully they both learn from this and they act more appropriate in the future.

People do fuck up and lose their tempers and this doesn't necessarily mean they are the scum of the earth.  I can't judge either one of them from one message board post but I can say learn from your mistakes and work hard to never put yourself in a shitty life situation like this again.

Good luck op.  Take care of your son, yourself, and the mother of your child.  You may end up despising her but your son never should as long as she is decent to him.


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Re: so my girl called the cops on me last night.... [Re: DTCharlieB]
    #22170951 - 08/31/15 07:55 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

typical crazy significant other thread

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Re: so my girl called the cops on me last night.... [Re: DTCharlieB]
    #22171603 - 08/31/15 10:09 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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DTCharlieB said:
People fuck up.  Shit like this can happen and nobody should give him alot of shit about it.  But he did put it out there on a message  board so yanno how that goes.  The question is has things like this happened before and hopefully they both learn from this and they act more appropriate in the future.

People do fuck up and lose their tempers and this doesn't necessarily mean they are the scum of the earth.  I can't judge either one of them from one message board post but I can say learn from your mistakes and work hard to never put yourself in a shitty life situation like this again.

Good luck op.  Take care of your son, yourself, and the mother of your child.  You may end up despising her but your son never should as long as she is decent to him.





My thoughts exactly. I was aware posting this would draw out raw criticism and that's what i was after.

I was also entertained by the logic of some of these members. For all we know, I could be making this whole story up!  :Trollface: :awebig:


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Re: so my girl called the cops on me last night.... [Re: shellzenone]
    #22174467 - 09/01/15 03:28 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

You aren't making the whole story up. But probably parts of it.


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