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Re: so my girl called the cops on me last night... [Re: Mescalean]
    #22165691 - 08/30/15 05:46 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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shellzenone said:
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Mescalean said:
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SkagitHunter said:
"She gets to stay home all day"
I don't want to attack you, but you are making it very hard not to comment on your ignorance.
It appears that you cannot fathom the responsibility of parenthood, therefore you do not respect  or appreciate her appropriately.










lol im a manager of a roofing company, but on saturdays, im out with the crew doing the actual roofing




So you understand physical labor (:





yes both physical and mental. Its alot of stress managing a company that makes almost 2 mil a year.


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Re: so my girl called the cops on me last night.... [Re: qman]
    #22165702 - 08/30/15 05:47 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I think the irony and sarcasm in my posts is lost on you guys.

It sounds like she needs a boot up the arse and a reality check. OP shouldn't have had to deal with the entire scenario in the first place.


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Re: so my girl called the cops on me last night.... [Re: nuds]
    #22165709 - 08/30/15 05:50 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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I think OP is a genuinely bad guy that has just been ousted by the enlightened members of the shroomery that can see straight through the bullshit that clouds his own eyes. :smug:




And thats what im afraid of. I understand that my point of view is my own. What if I AM THE PROBLEM?! Its like a bad trip... I dont know what to think anymore. Thats why i posted this. For feedback. But i guess its pointless if you guys dont hear her side of the story. Maybe I should get some counseling.


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Re: so my girl called the cops on me last night.... [Re: nuds]
    #22165723 - 08/30/15 05:52 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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nuds said:
I think the irony and sarcasm in my posts is lost on you guys.

It sounds like she needs a boot up the arse and a reality check. OP shouldn't have had to deal with the entire scenario in the first place.



Wow, completely lost. I honestly thought you were being serious.


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Re: so my girl called the cops on me last night.... [Re: shellzenone] * 2
    #22165727 - 08/30/15 05:53 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

If you plan to stay with her, you both need individual counseling for a while and then couples counseling.  If you're breaking up, as you probably should, I'd still say you can benefit from some therapy.


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Re: so my girl called the cops on me last night.... [Re: shellzenone]
    #22165732 - 08/30/15 05:54 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Also: DID YOU MOW THE LAWN OR NOT?!??


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Re: so my girl called the cops on me last night.... [Re: shLong]
    #22165733 - 08/30/15 05:54 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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She's never tripped. She's never experianced ego death like i have.



:lol: so what? How is that relevant?




Most people  who claim they have experienced ego death ironically usually have the biggest egos of them all. Most people who trip are only open minded when you adhere to their very narrow views.

Oh, your girl never tripped. Big deal. Doesn't mean you are better then her because she isn't as enlightened as you. :rolleyes:


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Re: so my girl called the cops on me last night.... [Re: nuds]
    #22165741 - 08/30/15 05:57 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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nuds said:
I think the irony and sarcasm in my posts is lost on you guys.

It sounds like she needs a boot up the arse and a reality check. OP shouldn't have had to deal with the entire scenario in the first place.




Believe it not, lots of feminized males on this site think the same exact way you posted your sarcasm.   

It's politically correct to always blame the male, even when it's the females fault.  :shrug:


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Re: so my girl called the cops on me last night.... [Re: qman]
    #22165747 - 08/30/15 05:58 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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qman said:
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nuds said:
I think the irony and sarcasm in my posts is lost on you guys.

It sounds like she needs a boot up the arse and a reality check. OP shouldn't have had to deal with the entire scenario in the first place.




Believe it not, lots of feminized males on this site think the same exact way you posted your sarcasm.   

It's politically correct to always blame the male, even when it's the females fault.  :shrug:




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Re: so my girl called the cops on me last night.... [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #22165750 - 08/30/15 05:58 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Im starting to realize that I shouldn't be asking for help in this situation. This something I'll have to figure out on my own. A lesson from the great universe we live in... Thank all of you for your support and feed back. And no, I Didnt mow the lawn, i was kicked out you prick! JK... Still love the shroomery!


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Re: so my girl called the cops on me last night.... [Re: shellzenone]
    #22165753 - 08/30/15 05:59 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

They aren't going to kick a chick and baby to the curb no matter if you pay the bills and have marks on you and mowed the lawn. Best case scenario  u get to see that kid on weekends and pay support. Chicks can duck your life up but bachelor apartments rock too good luck op


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Re: so my girl called the cops on me last night.... [Re: shellzenone]
    #22165757 - 08/30/15 06:00 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

So if I sat you both down separately, had you both relay your version of events individually to me, and then brought you back together to share what I'd learnt,  do you think her version would match yours? Would that be because your judgment is clouded or because she'd twist the story to make herself sound better? would she wither at the fury shown when her pathetically weak story was blown to smithereens or lie to the bitter end?


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Re: so my girl called the cops on me last night.... [Re: Patlal]
    #22165774 - 08/30/15 06:05 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Perfect example of the matriarchy when it comes to the law OP.




that must be why the cops wanted to take my ex wife to jail for domestic battery
when she assaulted me and then called the cops to settle the argument, lol. it
must also be why I have custody of my 2 kids. I am oppressed by the matriarchy!




Could you go into further details as to how she assaulted you, what led to it and how you explained it to the cops?





I was replacing a section or rotton floor in the house we were living in, she
wasnt watching our son, he kept crawling over toward the 8'x16' hold in the
floor so nothing was getting done because I had to deal with the repair and the
kid, all she wanted to do was talk on the phone. he house was a mess, she wasnt
cleaning it because TV was more important, I finally got fed up and called her on
her laziness, the argument started and she beaned me with a bottle, I decided to
walk outside and she followed me and started screaming about all kinds of
nonsense and then hit me in the eye. I went to get in my truck and leave and she
started screaming that she was calling the cop. so I waited.

the cops asked her if I hit her, she was at least honest about that, they asked
me if she hit me, I would have denied it by the cops kept loooking at the cut on
my head and my reddened eye. I said yes. they asked if I wanted her arrested and
I said no. they didnt push it much other than to say that an abusive spouse
generally will not stop

she tried to make it a habit of calling the cops to settle her arguments and it
got her arrested when she started some shit with her sister one night


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Cause you know, all the cops have to do is take a look at your dick and see that you are carrying a dangerous weapon




I dont normally show my dick to the cops, not unless I am asked


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Re: so my girl called the cops on me last night.... [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #22165801 - 08/30/15 06:10 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

You could've mowed before this all went down.  I would have, but I like mowing my lawn.  Probably 50% of the reason i maintain my yard is to embarrass my trashy neighbors with their shaggy yard.


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Re: so my girl called the cops on me last night.... [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #22165843 - 08/30/15 06:18 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I'd be your trashy neighbor. I live in Texas and in the middle of summer fuck mowing the yard until it HAS to be done. I don't care how crappy it looks. :lol:


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: so my girl called the cops on me last night.... [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #22165845 - 08/30/15 06:18 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Cackle evilly knowing how mortified your neighbour's will be seeing short grass next to long grass  :stonedjerk:  :vineclimb:


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Re: so my girl called the cops on me last night.... [Re: nuds]
    #22165857 - 08/30/15 06:22 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

That's exactly what I do blud.

Shroomslip: I mow that sumbitch at 7 AM to beat the heat.  I'm not in TX, but it can still get hot as hell here.  Also, I just like doing yardwork.


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Re: so my girl called the cops on me last night.... [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #22165862 - 08/30/15 06:23 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Only time I'm up at 7am is when I haven't been to sleep yet.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: so my girl called the cops on me last night.... [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22165950 - 08/30/15 06:56 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I don't mind the sun since I used to do roofing, and am in Texas. Just throw on a long sleeve and a hat and you're ready to go! I was also going to plant some pumpkins to harvest around November. Hopefully I can still plant them. I've realized that I need to suck it up, forgive and forget. I really love this woman and I don't expect her to change, but I hope she'll also realize her mistakes and learn from life. I understand her and I know how her emotions can get the best of her. At the same time, Im ready to let go If it is best for both of us. Im just going to wait for her to vent and see if she texts me. If she does, good, Ill be here for her, just like I promised her in the begining. If she really wants to leave, Ill let her go...


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Re: so my girl called the cops on me last night.... [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #22165953 - 08/30/15 06:57 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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You could've mowed before this all went down.  I would have, but I like mowing my lawn.  Probably 50% of the reason i maintain my yard is to embarrass my trashy neighbors with their shaggy yard.




I never mow my lawn -Trashy Neighbor


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