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Re: so my girl called the cops on me last night.... [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #22165471 - 08/30/15 04:42 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Shroomopotamus said:
every woman ever is a fucking cunt and should have her head removed via butter knife




What in the actual fuck is wrong with you?

Jeez... I don't care if you meant that or not. Regular people don't even have these thoughts.

GTFO of here.


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Re: so my girl called the cops on me last night... [Re: Mescalean] * 1
    #22165475 - 08/30/15 04:43 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

That clip made me laugh. I love Bill Burr - my favorite still-breathing comedian :thumbup:


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Re: so my girl called the cops on me last night.... [Re: kr0nik0]
    #22165476 - 08/30/15 04:43 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

kr0nik0 said:
Quote:

Shroomopotamus said:
every woman ever is a fucking cunt and should have her head removed via butter knife




What in the actual fuck is wrong with you?

Jeez... I don't care if you meant that or not. Regular people don't even have these thoughts.

GTFO of here.




Yeah dude, I've dated some psychotic women but I've also dated some extremely sweet and caring ones. Huge generalization


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Re: so my girl called the cops on me last night.... [Re: kr0nik0]
    #22165478 - 08/30/15 04:44 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:underage:


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Re: so my girl called the cops on me last night.... [Re: shellzenone]
    #22165485 - 08/30/15 04:46 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I mean take accountability for your own actions. Own your shit. What did you do to cause this?
She's wrong too. That is not important. What is important to your growth and serenity in the future, is if you realize how your actions affect the world around you.


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Re: so my girl called the cops on me last night.... [Re: Shroomopotamus] * 3
    #22165487 - 08/30/15 04:46 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomopotamus said:
every woman ever is a fucking cunt and should have her head removed via butter knife






ORIGINS OF THE WORD "CUNT"

"Cuneiform", the most ancient form of writing, derives from "kunta" meaning "female genitalia" in Sumerian of ancient Iraq. "Kunta" is "woman" in several Near Eastern and African languages and a Mother Tongue that is being compiled by linguists today. It was also spelled "quna," which is the root of "queen." Since priestesses were known to be accountants/administrators of Temple of Inanna in Sumeria c.3100 B.C. when Cuneiform was first used, it is highly likely that cuneiform was "the sign of the kunta" who kept the books (clay tablets) for the temple economy/redistribution of wealth that evolved from communal economics of ancient mother-cultures.

So when an abuser calls a woman a "cunt" he is actually calling her a "queen who invented writing and numerals." Girls and women can thus reclaim the words in our language that have been used as weapons against us in emotionally explosive situations.


:awesomenod:


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Re: so my girl called the cops on me last night.... [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #22165491 - 08/30/15 04:47 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Op quit fucking drinking and be there for your kid.

I was raised in a situation like this and it didn't end well.


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Re: so my girl called the cops on me last night.... [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #22165493 - 08/30/15 04:47 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

ps - you're lucky another mod got to your BOM before I did.


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Re: so my girl called the cops on me last night.... [Re: yogabunny] * 2
    #22165496 - 08/30/15 04:48 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

yogabunny said:
Quote:

Shroomopotamus said:
every woman ever is a fucking cunt and should have her head removed via butter knife






ORIGINS OF THE WORD "CUNT"

"Cuneiform", the most ancient form of writing, derives from "kunta" meaning "female genitalia" in Sumerian of ancient Iraq. "Kunta" is "woman" in several Near Eastern and African languages and a Mother Tongue that is being compiled by linguists today. It was also spelled "quna," which is the root of "queen." Since priestesses were known to be accountants/administrators of Temple of Inanna in Sumeria c.3100 B.C. when Cuneiform was first used, it is highly likely that cuneiform was "the sign of the kunta" who kept the books (clay tablets) for the temple economy/redistribution of wealth that evolved from communal economics of ancient mother-cultures.

So when an abuser calls a woman a "cunt" he is actually calling her a "queen who invented writing and numerals." Girls and women can thus reclaim the words in our language that have been used as weapons against us in emotionally explosive situations.


:awesomenod:



ur such a cunt


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Re: so my girl called the cops on me last night.... [Re: yogabunny]
    #22165499 - 08/30/15 04:49 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

#CuntSwagYOLO


interesting read actually :lol:
who'da thunk it


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Re: so my girl called the cops on me last night.... [Re: Sheekle]
    #22165500 - 08/30/15 04:49 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

bunny it said dustbunny edited potamus' post

does that mean dustbunny is ur puppet

ur both bunny's


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Re: so my girl called the cops on me last night.... [Re: Sheekle]
    #22165541 - 08/30/15 05:05 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:lol:

he's not my puppet.


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Re: so my girl called the cops on me last night... [Re: Mescalean]
    #22165589 - 08/30/15 05:20 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Mescalean said:
Quote:

SkagitHunter said:
"She gets to stay home all day"
I don't want to attack you, but you are making it very hard not to comment on your ignorance.
It appears that you cannot fathom the responsibility of parenthood, therefore you do not respect  or appreciate her appropriately.










lol im a manager of a roofing company, but on saturdays, im out with the crew doing the actual roofing


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Re: so my girl called the cops on me last night.... [Re: shellzenone]
    #22165592 - 08/30/15 05:22 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah, OP. Stop twisting the story to suit yourself, you're probably a genuinely bad guy who came onto here to share a story in the hopes of currying favor by making yourself look good. Stop having a drink to unwind, especially if it's a weekend, because you don't deserve it. Listen to your gf when she's being the nagging bitch we all know she was, even if it means you've just gotta swallow your pride and go with the flow, because her ego is so huge that only her perspective is the right one, and yours never can, or will be taken into account.

I read this post when you first made it and I knew you'd have at least 1 or 2 heroes telling you to do it their way. Get off the drink brah you're probably just too smashed to reason with, you bullheaded oaf. What's having a trippers personality vs non trippers personality got to do with being reasonable, especially in a heated argument? exactly, nothing.

You know nothing, Jon Snow.


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Re: so my girl called the cops on me last night... [Re: shellzenone]
    #22165593 - 08/30/15 05:22 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

shellzenone said:
Quote:

Mescalean said:
Quote:

SkagitHunter said:
"She gets to stay home all day"
I don't want to attack you, but you are making it very hard not to comment on your ignorance.
It appears that you cannot fathom the responsibility of parenthood, therefore you do not respect  or appreciate her appropriately.










lol im a manager of a roofing company, but on saturdays, im out with the crew doing the actual roofing




So you understand physical labor (:


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Re: so my girl called the cops on me last night.... [Re: nuds] * 3
    #22165606 - 08/30/15 05:26 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Just because the OP drank some alcohol doesn't mean he's in the wrong, he removed himself from a argument, he was physically assaulted for no reason, he had the cops called on him for no good reason.

As far as I can see, he's the victim and he's very lucky he is not in jail today.


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Re: so my girl called the cops on me last night.... [Re: qman]
    #22165633 - 08/30/15 05:33 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I think OP is a genuinely bad guy that has just been ousted by the enlightened members of the shroomery that can see straight through the bullshit that clouds his own eyes. :smug:


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Re: so my girl called the cops on me last night.... [Re: qman] * 1
    #22165648 - 08/30/15 05:37 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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qman said:
Just because the OP drank some alcohol doesn't mean he's in the wrong, he removed himself from a argument, he was physically assaulted for no reason, he had the cops called on him for no good reason.

As far as I can see, he's the victim and he's very lucky he is not in jail today.




pretty much how i see it.

this whole women are always the victims bullshit needs to end. you'd think something that paints women in a weaker more vulnerable light like the assumption "the woman is always the victim" would be fought tooth and nail by feminists. or not surprising because it does benefit in domestic court cases


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Re: so my girl called the cops on me last night.... [Re: nuds]
    #22165661 - 08/30/15 05:40 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

nuds said:
I think OP is a genuinely bad guy that has just been ousted by the enlightened members of the shroomery that can see straight through the bullshit that clouds his own eyes. :smug:




"I think the OP is a genuinely bad guy"

For what?  Getting physically assaulted for no reason?  I think the OP's wife is genuinely a bad woman!!


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Re: so my girl called the cops on me last night.... [Re: nuds]
    #22165674 - 08/30/15 05:44 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Yes I totally agree with you. I realize now that i didnt take enough time to actually get to know her before we had the baby. It was only a year into our relationship that we made him. Ill do my best to make him a better person than I am. He has no fault in all this.
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nuds said:
Yeah, OP. Stop twisting the story to suit yourself, you're probably a genuinely bad guy who came onto here to share a story in the hopes of currying favor by making yourself look good. Stop having a drink to unwind, especially if it's a weekend, because you don't deserve it. Listen to your gf when she's being the nagging bitch we all know she was, even if it means you've just gotta swallow your pride and go with the flow, because her ego is so huge that only her perspective is the right one, and yours never can, or will be taken into account.

I read this post when you first made it and I knew you'd have at least 1 or 2 heroes telling you to do it their way. Get off the drink brah you're probably just too smashed to reason with, you bullheaded oaf. What's having a trippers personality vs non trippers personality got to do with being reasonable, especially in a heated argument? exactly, nothing.

You know nothing, Jon Snow.



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