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I Dont Get Why People Think DMT Is Hard To Get
    #22162717 - 08/29/15 10:16 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

So I whent to a party last night and was drinking some lean with my friend. Me and him have smoked DMT one time tougher but we were talking about it and this hippie looking kid comes up and was like "you guys really did DMT" he had a big smile on his face. He kept saying no way and tried to explain to the rest of the party that is was this super elite psychedelic that's incredibly rare and hard to find. I laughed really hard and said something like man look its really easy to get if you want ill go get you some later (he was dressed in hippie clothes and selling shrooms so I figured he was chill). He was like "i've been searching the last 4 years to find some can you really get me some?" I explained to him how simple it is to make and the whole process but he was like "no man you need a shaman present otherwise it won't work". I decided ill give the kid some so we get in my car and he drove me home (I was tired as fuck from the lean) we got there and I put 45mg in the machine and heated it up for him.

He riped it and I mean hard he was passed out on my couch and me being myslef I started to blast my room to the sounds of this
but he came out of it in like 15 minutes and we talked about it and he was like "you really made that stuff" I explained it to him then and he got it we drove back to the party and he told all the people the wonders of hyperspace. But I just dont get why anyone thinks its something hard to get if you make it its so easy its probably the easiest thing to get and make next to poppy seed tea. Idk why people still try and buy the stuff or find someone with it just get the bark.


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Re: I Dont Get Why People Think DMT Is Hard To Get [Re: thewanderer25]
    #22162721 - 08/29/15 10:18 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

i induce near-death experiences and then extract DMT from my urine on a daily basis.

its very simple, and has made me a millionare


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Re: I Dont Get Why People Think DMT Is Hard To Get [Re: thewanderer25]
    #22162727 - 08/29/15 10:19 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:shrug:


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Re: I Dont Get Why People Think DMT Is Hard To Get [Re: Adolin]
    #22162728 - 08/29/15 10:19 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Ahh so immature its not even funny :thumbdown: never joke about DMT.


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Re: I Dont Get Why People Think DMT Is Hard To Get [Re: thewanderer25] * 1
    #22162739 - 08/29/15 10:22 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Two DMT's walk into a bar


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Re: I Dont Get Why People Think DMT Is Hard To Get [Re: thewanderer25]
    #22162741 - 08/29/15 10:22 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Everything is hard to find when you don't know where to look or who to ask.

Mushrooms were "hard to find" back when I was 14. I didn't have connections to buy from, nor the internet to look the shit up.

As for your story, I find it hard to believe. It starts out totally believable, but then apparently this dude takes things to a ridiculous extreme that I've never seen anyone take before. Honestly who the hell would believe that a shaman was required to be present?


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Re: I Dont Get Why People Think DMT Is Hard To Get [Re: thewanderer25]
    #22162743 - 08/29/15 10:23 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

i've heard the bark is difficult to come by nowawadys since the ban

i've read plenty of tutorials tho and i wouldnt necessarily say it is simple process, takes a lot of research and stuff


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Re: I Dont Get Why People Think DMT Is Hard To Get [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22162746 - 08/29/15 10:24 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)



Wow

So hyperspace

Such trippy


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Re: I Dont Get Why People Think DMT Is Hard To Get [Re: thewanderer25] * 1
    #22162754 - 08/29/15 10:26 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Ahh so immature its not even funny :thumbdown: never joke about DMT.





:lol: forgive me, i forgot that DMT was god & a holy sacrament, and not a drug.


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Re: I Dont Get Why People Think DMT Is Hard To Get [Re: Adolin]
    #22162756 - 08/29/15 10:28 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Ahh so immature its not even funny :thumbdown: never joke about DMT.





:lol: forgive me, i forgot that DMT was god & a holy sacrament, and not a drug.




I know, right? :lol:


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Re: I Dont Get Why People Think DMT Is Hard To Get [Re: Adolin]
    #22162767 - 08/29/15 10:30 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

You guys are like toddlers I can't even have a serius discusion without someone joking around. DMT is much more serious than things like lean or cocaine that's why I think its stupid to joke about it.


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Re: I Dont Get Why People Think DMT Is Hard To Get [Re: thewanderer25]
    #22162770 - 08/29/15 10:31 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: I Dont Get Why People Think DMT Is Hard To Get [Re: Adolin]
    #22162775 - 08/29/15 10:32 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

I think you're proving my point every time you post.:rofl2:


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Re: I Dont Get Why People Think DMT Is Hard To Get [Re: thewanderer25] * 1
    #22162781 - 08/29/15 10:33 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:cryaboutit:


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Re: I Dont Get Why People Think DMT Is Hard To Get [Re: Adolin]
    #22162788 - 08/29/15 10:35 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

The only drug I have a hard time finding is Lean

DMT is super easy to get


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Re: I Dont Get Why People Think DMT Is Hard To Get [Re: thewanderer25]
    #22162790 - 08/29/15 10:35 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Maybe I think Lean is so much more spiritual than DMT. DMT's just some dirty drug, and Codeine is a tool given to us by the heavens.

See how that works?

I love a good trip, but you're startin' to sound like the guy from your story.  "no man you need a shaman present otherwise it won't work". :lol:


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Re: I Dont Get Why People Think DMT Is Hard To Get [Re: Adolin]
    #22162796 - 08/29/15 10:36 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Im on to something here... yes you have the maturity of a toddler man seriously and its getting worse and worse. I dont get you guys like why cant you just have a serious conversation without trying to be funny... Oh ya because you're a toddler  :awesomenod:


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Re: I Dont Get Why People Think DMT Is Hard To Get [Re: thewanderer25]
    #22162799 - 08/29/15 10:37 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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You guys are like toddlers I can't even have a serius discusion without someone joking around. DMT is much more serious than things like lean or cocaine that's why I think its stupid to joke about it.



See this is what I was talking about the other day when I said maybe most of the shit you say is stupid.


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Re: I Dont Get Why People Think DMT Is Hard To Get [Re: thewanderer25]
    #22162803 - 08/29/15 10:38 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Im on to something here... yes you have the maturity of a toddler man seriously and its getting worse and worse. I dont get you guys like why cant you just have a serious conversation without trying to be funny... Oh ya because you're a toddler  :awesomenod:



Because adults don't have serious conversations with kids. They have serious conversations with other adults. Shouldn't you be tucked into your race car bed right now anyways?


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I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


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With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: I Dont Get Why People Think DMT Is Hard To Get [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace] * 1
    #22162810 - 08/29/15 10:40 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Maybe I think Lean is so much more spiritual than DMT. DMT's just some dirty drug, and Codeine is a tool given to us by the heavens.

See how that works?

I love a good trip, but you're startin' to sound like the guy from your story.  "no man you need a shaman present otherwise it won't work". :lol:



Ive seen myslef as well as others improve their lives from DMT and LSD. That's why I dont joke about them they actually help people lean is just fun man and ive seen people ruin their lives from it. DMT is a miraculous medicine and to treat it any other way is a strong sign of immaturity or drunkenness im always immature when drunk so if that's the case I forgive you.


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