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So to the mushroom people out there
#22159656 - 08/29/15 08:31 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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has anyone attempted to grow oysters, shiitaki's, or portabella's with their own shit on here yet? i know the old timers always said not to do it, but its not like they havn't been proven wrong before. If we were to develop a tek that involved human poo and found a way to make it work we could feed the world 100x over. instead of sperm clinics we'd have poo clinics. you'd walk in, take a nice long poo with your magazine and get paid.
this might take some work however, some people might need to tweak their diet for more fiber, maybe it'll only work on vegans or those foods that come out whole alot like corn. just eat nothing but corn for a week maybe then mix some straw into it and free food
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Re: So to the mushroom people out there [Re: makaveli8x8]
#22159663 - 08/29/15 08:34 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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This is an amazing idea. Truly, a visionair without equal. Feed the world with human poop.
Champignons don't grow on feces when I tried it, even though they are known for that kinky lifestyle! Maybe I should experiment with different feces?
But seriously... this does sound like something that should be looked into.
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Re: So to the mushroom people out there [Re: Turtletotem]
#22159695 - 08/29/15 08:43 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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There's kinda thread on this already. I dunno about feeding people with it, but there's a port-a-potty discussion on using shrooms to "use" the waste in port-a-potties.
In a nutshell though, I'd never eat anything grown from human shit. The closest product of shit I'll ever consider eating is basically foods from my garden in which manure heavy compost is used to provide nutrients.
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Re: So to the mushroom people out there [Re: Shroomslip]
#22159703 - 08/29/15 08:46 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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What if you didn't know it was grown on human shit? Would you notice?
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Re: So to the mushroom people out there [Re: Turtletotem] 1
#22159723 - 08/29/15 08:53 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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When I mysteriously contracted hepatitis, yes.
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Re: So to the mushroom people out there [Re: Shroomslip]
#22159730 - 08/29/15 08:54 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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no no im talkin about fully pressure cooking it, good and long to kill all the shit in the shit. i know they don't normally do that with shit but this shit can be the exception
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Re: So to the mushroom people out there [Re: makaveli8x8]
#22159737 - 08/29/15 08:56 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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How can this shit be the exception when the shit is shit? It's right there. Shit. It's not an exception.
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Re: So to the mushroom people out there [Re: Shroomslip]
#22159753 - 08/29/15 09:01 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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its an exception because life will find a way, we are gunna break the meta, we gunna make it work. They say not to cook the shit because the bacteria is desired by mushrooms to grow, instead we supplement the shit with bacteria from another source thats safer, plus its most likely not been done before, or attempted many times, so maybe, just maybe, its not as important as once was thought. maybe theirs shit in human shit that makes it special
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Re: So to the mushroom people out there [Re: makaveli8x8]
#22159769 - 08/29/15 09:05 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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another thing worth mentioning is that they say you are what you eat, and maybe by eating mushrooms grown on your very own shit, you'd be eating yourself. so you are yourself for the first time ever. perhaps its the key to eternal life, or a higher plane of existance, and all along the answer was right below our noses.
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Re: So to the mushroom people out there [Re: makaveli8x8]
#22159779 - 08/29/15 09:08 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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IF you are what you eat, how do explain why there aren't fake McDonald's meat patties walking around everywhere?
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Re: So to the mushroom people out there [Re: Shroomslip]
#22159855 - 08/29/15 09:34 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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have you seen the people who eat at mcdonalds? all of them are fake, and they are fat, which happens to be what cows are. also muchrooms are different cuss they deliver messages n shit
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Re: So to the mushroom people out there [Re: makaveli8x8]
#22159865 - 08/29/15 09:37 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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If you are what you eat then the majority of Americans walking around should be paper thin, imitation meat patties cooked to shit to an extent they become completely flavorless. Or one of four nugget shapes.
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Re: So to the mushroom people out there [Re: Shroomslip]
#22159897 - 08/29/15 09:44 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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no no no see its not about what it looks like its about what it is and used to be. you can cut a turkey into thin deli slices but it came from a fat gobbler. so this mushroom shit thing could be a double edged sword. if you are a bad person with a bad soul, a piece of shit if you will.......then you eat mushrooms grown from that, then it could do something terrible and make you a horrible person. but if your full of life and joy then you'll see machine elves and brittney palmer before she had plastic surgery and all kinds of other wonderful things
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Re: So to the mushroom people out there [Re: makaveli8x8]
#22159918 - 08/29/15 09:48 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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How about we just agree that you aren't what you eat? Vegetarians don't become leaves. They become assholes, which is meat, and strictly off their dietary regimen.
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Re: So to the mushroom people out there [Re: Shroomslip]
#22159933 - 08/29/15 09:52 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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they can become part of what they eat, taking in the essence of it. look at pigs, on a farm they are pink cute little things, then when they go wild they transform into hairy beasts. their meat changes from a dull pale, to a vibriant red, because they are what they eat, they took in life, and became life. same thing happens with chicken eggs they go from yellow to a deep orange color. it could be the same thing for us, these mushrooms could set us free, they could do for us what they did for pigs and so much more it could change everything
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Re: So to the mushroom people out there [Re: makaveli8x8]
#22159954 - 08/29/15 09:58 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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makaveli8x8 said: Haha you're so right
Thank you.
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Re: So to the mushroom people out there [Re: Shroomslip]
#22159968 - 08/29/15 10:01 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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your putting your eggs before the chicken sir
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Re: So to the mushroom people out there [Re: makaveli8x8]
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makaveli8x8 said: You sir are a fucking master debater. How could anyone at all dispute your logic?
I try, I really do.
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Re: So to the mushroom people out there [Re: Shroomslip]
#22160718 - 08/29/15 01:11 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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makaveli8x8 said: You sir are a fucking master debater. How could anyone at all dispute your logic?
I try, I really do.
You sneak!
I'm with makaveli on this one, though.
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Re: So to the mushroom people out there [Re: Turtletotem]
#22160869 - 08/29/15 01:46 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I see no advantage to using human shit over any other kind of feces. Obviously it's more widespread, but even still.
And the portapotty thread was about using oyster myc to clean and maintain portapotties, not actually grow anything from them, IIRC
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Re: So to the mushroom people out there [Re: makaveli8x8]
#22160879 - 08/29/15 01:48 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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makaveli8x8 said: ...i know the old timers always said not to do it, but its not like they havn't been proven wrong before....
Vinsue has never been proven wrong to my knowledge I'm pretty sure he would disapprove
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Re: So to the mushroom people out there [Re: moonrockmushy]
#22162954 - 08/29/15 11:12 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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i remember when i first joined i was asking about using cut up tampons in the substrate to hold water. i took alot of heat for that one, and to this day i still maintain it can be done
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Re: So to the mushroom people out there [Re: makaveli8x8]
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makaveli8x8 said: i remember when i first joined i was asking about using cut up tampons in the substrate to hold water. i took alot of heat for that one, and to this day i still maintain it can be done
Wouldn't that be a breeding ground for bacteria? It would be too hard for the myc to colonize and, being cotton, would be perfect for microbial growth, including competing molds.
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Re: So to the mushroom people out there [Re: JvF]
#22163116 - 08/30/15 12:16 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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if they can colonize wood they can colonize cotton. the perfect thing for microbial growth is too much moisture but you can control how much it gets, and the cotton will actually help by obsorbing any excess moisture which would help prevent that kind of growth
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Re: So to the mushroom people out there [Re: makaveli8x8]
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Just because cotton comes from plants, doesn't mean it offers the same nutritional value as wood.
I'm not saying you're wrong about it being possible, but equating the two just because they're "plants" is wrong.
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Re: So to the mushroom people out there [Re: Shroomslip]
#22164368 - 08/30/15 11:28 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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i didn't equate it just because they are plants, i equated it in how hard it is to break each of them down. oysters break down all kinds of shit, that is much tougher and with less nutrition.
also just because it colinizes doesn't mean it has to break it down anyway, it could mearly colinize it for the moisture benifits and nothing else
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