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Shroomslip
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Re: mushrooms make you gay* [Re: Janky Tits]
#22159773 - 08/29/15 09:06 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Xplicit RelapzZ said: I'm pro-Bassfreak but I certainly haven't kissed his ass or sucked his dick. I've made fun of him a bunch of times for being desperate and delusional.
The only member who'd get down on his knees and suck cock in exchange for something is Bassfreak. 
Nah you'd be among it, but only for him. He's seemed to be able to sweet talk his way into your heart. Don't feel bad, someone else brought it up earlier "He hasn't made puppets because I talk to him and he told he hasn't". I don't care what kinda relationship you have with the dude, that doesn't mean he's not lying through his teeth. Look at all the women married to the men on the Ashely Madison bullshit. You really think you knew him better than those wives thought they knew their husbands? GTFO with that shit
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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way. I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today. Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear. I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear. You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline
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MajickMuffin
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Re: mushrooms make you gay* [Re: Lucis]
#22159774 - 08/29/15 09:06 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Bitter Cactus said: I've also met plenty of hippies that claim they are "open minded" from tripping, but they are only open minded when you conform to their specific ideals.
Dude, I was just talking to my homies girlfriend about his last night.
Just because someone has dreads, wears patchwork/corduroy, and listens to phish/dead does not mean they're open minded. Some of the meanest, most vial people I have ever met fit the hippie bill.
Anyway, rant over.
Ive met some mean, stupid fucking hippies. Hippy the Hippy was the stupidest motherfucker ive ever met and his road dogs which most of them were just fucking retarded. Disrespectful, bums, closed minded to their own ideas.
Hippy the Hippy threw a can of beans into a fire as a group of cops approached his circle of friends, this can of beans happened to explode all over the cops and legit fucking burned the shit out of them. Hippy steps up and takes the heat out of nowhere. He is in jail right now. Stupid motherfucker.
I have met some very coole hippies before, but those dudes who I just explained I did not like at all.
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dourmoose
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The openening comment was like a rorschach blot. This is my favorite thread Ive seen on this board, except the bassfreak stuff and the overpopulation denying and the hippy hating. Wait, what's left to like? A giant mushroom dick pic and a nonrepopulating lesbian. Ok, all the rest of it too. You're quite an interesting bunch, shroomeryers.
LOL exploding can of beans!!!
(Carl Jung and quantum physics support some of the more trippy notions I develop on shrooms)
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Shroomslip
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Re: mushrooms make you gay* [Re: dourmoose]
#22159837 - 08/29/15 09:30 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way. I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today. Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear. I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear. You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline
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ShroomerInTheRye said: OMG... What if the earth is a big rye jar and we're the mycelium and the jar is nearing full colonization?

So what happens when we get introduced into fruiting conditions? Is this when we all die? What are the fruits of our labor here on earth??
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koods
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Re: mushrooms make you gay* [Re: Janky Tits]
#22159984 - 08/29/15 10:04 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Xplicit RelapzZ said: That's why you should hippie flip.
The MDMA will neutralize the gayness of the shrooms
MDMA neutralizes your dick. You're still gay, but you can't express it.
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ShroomerInTheRye
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Boomer The Great said:
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ShroomerInTheRye said: OMG... What if the earth is a big rye jar and we're the mycelium and the jar is nearing full colonization?

So what happens when we get introduced into fruiting conditions? Is this when we all die? What are the fruits of our labor here on earth??
Hahaha... Maybe we gays are the "fruits" of our labor...
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Janky Tits

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Re: mushrooms make you gay* [Re: koods]
#22160005 - 08/29/15 10:11 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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koods said:
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Xplicit RelapzZ said: That's why you should hippie flip.
The MDMA will neutralize the gayness of the shrooms
MDMA neutralizes your dick. You're still gay, but you can't express it.
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SunnyD
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Re: mushrooms make you gay* [Re: koods]
#22160019 - 08/29/15 10:16 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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koods said:
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Xplicit RelapzZ said: That's why you should hippie flip.
The MDMA will neutralize the gayness of the shrooms
MDMA neutralizes your dick. You're still gay, but you can't express it.
Mushrooms generally neutralize my dick too
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zappaisgod
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Re: mushrooms make you gay* [Re: SunnyD]
#22160053 - 08/29/15 10:29 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Take enough and they pretty much neutralize everything
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Janky Tits

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Re: mushrooms make you gay* [Re: SunnyD]
#22160101 - 08/29/15 10:40 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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AddyZomeD said:
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koods said:
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Xplicit RelapzZ said: That's why you should hippie flip.
The MDMA will neutralize the gayness of the shrooms
MDMA neutralizes your dick. You're still gay, but you can't express it.
Mushrooms generally neutralize my dick too
I've had sex with Elvish Machines while on shrooms.
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koods
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Re: mushrooms make you gay* [Re: Janky Tits]
#22160452 - 08/29/15 11:56 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Pics or it didn't happen
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Re: mushrooms make you gay* [Re: koods]
#22160516 - 08/29/15 12:11 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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One time I did shrooms, and I fell into one of those "melting" moments where I couldn't tell my age or physical form. Fo a small while I believed that I had been transformed into a voluptuous lady.
I probably escaped becoming full on gay by the skin of my teeth, but I've felt more gay after than I did before.
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John Nada
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Mushrooms are one of the most powerful tools for finding the path to schizophrenia (enlightenment).

Edited by John Nada (11/17/15 10:52 AM)
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zZZz
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ShroomerInTheRye said: OMG... What if the earth is a big rye jar and we're the mycelium and the jar is nearing full colonization?

Or we could be like the green mold that shits all over the mycelium and contaminates it
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Re: mushrooms make you gay* [Re: John Nada]
#22160710 - 08/29/15 01:09 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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John Nada said: Mushrooms are one of the most powerful tools for finding the path to schizophrenia (enlightenment).
Cool story bro
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zZZz said:
Or we could be like the green mold that shits all over the mycelium and contaminates it
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zappaisgod
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Re: mushrooms make you gay* [Re: zZZz]
#22160720 - 08/29/15 01:11 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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zZZz said:
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ShroomerInTheRye said: OMG... What if the earth is a big rye jar and we're the mycelium and the jar is nearing full colonization?

Or we could be like the green mold that shits all over the mycelium and contaminates it
John Nada and emf
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OysterKing
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Re: mushrooms make you gay* [Re: John Nada]
#22160785 - 08/29/15 01:27 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I don't believe you and neither do I.
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John Nada
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Re: mushrooms make you gay* [Re: zappaisgod]
#22160881 - 08/29/15 01:49 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Says the overt racist, tax cheat, insurance fraudster.
ZAPPAISGOD, LOL
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Prisoner#1
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Re: mushrooms make you gay* [Re: John Nada]
#22160975 - 08/29/15 02:13 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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John Nada said: Says the overt racist, tax cheat, insurance fraudster.
ZAPPAISGOD, LOL
awww... someone has a hero
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