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Macey Howard
Formally MOE HOWARD



Registered: 07/02/99
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Loc: Georgia
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Macey Howard rants on about general bullshit. 2
#22158656 - 08/28/15 10:14 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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1. Got a few beers in me... so my mouf and mind is like mushy flowing melted jelly beans flowing into letters forming words.
2. God dammit. I haven't taken a shower in 3 days because my A/C is so damn cold that I'm almost un-funkable- no sweating.. but I got a whiff of my panties and know I need a hoe-bath, naa, a full blown shower, my ass is musty now.
3. I'm now eating a bowl of Capin Crunch that I got from dollar tree. Its the small ads cheapy box... I poured the whole thing in this big ass ghetto punch bowl. Mothfuckin spoon including handle sank into the cereal..... I'm not feeling good eating cereal after beer.
4. I'm running out of panties and need to wash clothes.
5. I gotta pee, BRB
6. Back. Ok, I'm married to a Jew. His mom is living with us and the whole house smells like Vicks vapor rub and burnt bagels. His fat ass sisters are pretty cool, but keep taking me out to eat saying I need to put on some weight. One of them always farts in secret but everyone knows she's guilty. Plus you can look at her and tell that she can dish out some pretty hefty weighted farts.. I mean real hanging clouds of funk. stink ass.
6. I got a Microsoft surface pro 3 i5. bitching computer for gaming and checking out you guys here at the shroomery. Freaking only one USB port.... WTF Microsoft? Cortana is not Siri. She ain't gonna make it.
7. Da fuq. These niggas are playing Wii right now. Its 11:51 PM and I have 3 Jews shaking my house drunk and screaming. Fatty refuses to used the controller wrist strap and keeps flinging the controller out of her hand. Fat ass arms are giggling like water ballons stuffed in socks.
8. I just noticed that my farts smell clean because I ate veggies and fruit all week. I tried to death trap oven myself under the blanket to see if I would choke and die... nope.. just air.
9. I hate Taylor Swift with her skeletor skinny ass. I can't get Bad Blood song out of my head. Fuck it, I'll dress up as a Hispanic Donald trump for Halloween to offset this shortcoming.
Bye niggas.
-------------------- Hugs and Kisses!
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Re: Macey Howard rants on about general bullshit. [Re: Macey Howard]
#22158674 - 08/28/15 10:20 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Sheekle
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Registered: 01/11/10
Posts: 53,153
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Re: Macey Howard rants on about general bullshit. [Re: Macey Howard]
#22158713 - 08/28/15 10:35 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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0 out of 10, would not read again
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Re: Macey Howard rants on about general bullshit. [Re: Sheekle]
#22158718 - 08/28/15 10:36 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I agree yet I still clicked the thread to see your response 
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