Home | Community | Message Board

Cannabis Seeds - Original Sensible Seeds
This site includes paid links. Please support our sponsors.


Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Jump to first unread post Pages: 1
OfflineMacey Howard
Formally MOE HOWARD
Female


Registered: 07/02/99
Posts: 14,165
Loc: Georgia Flag
Last seen: 7 years, 4 months
Macey Howard rants on about general bullshit. * 2
    #22158656 - 08/28/15 10:14 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

1. Got a few beers in me... so my mouf and mind is like mushy flowing melted jelly beans flowing into letters forming words.

2. God dammit. I haven't taken a shower in 3 days because my A/C is so damn cold that I'm almost un-funkable- no sweating.. but I got a whiff of my panties and know I need a hoe-bath, naa, a full blown shower, my ass is musty now.

3. I'm now eating a bowl of Capin Crunch that I got from dollar tree. Its the small ads cheapy box... I poured the whole thing in this big ass ghetto punch bowl. Mothfuckin spoon including handle sank into the cereal..... I'm not feeling good eating cereal after beer.

4. I'm running out of panties and need to wash clothes.

5. I gotta pee, BRB

6. Back. Ok, I'm married to a Jew. His mom is living with us and the whole house smells like Vicks vapor rub and burnt bagels. His fat ass sisters are pretty cool, but keep taking me out to eat saying I need to put on some weight. One of them always farts in secret but everyone knows she's guilty. Plus you can look at her and tell that she can dish out some pretty hefty weighted farts.. I mean real hanging clouds of funk. stink ass.

6. I got a Microsoft surface pro 3 i5. bitching computer for gaming and checking out you guys here at the shroomery. Freaking only one USB port.... WTF Microsoft? Cortana is not Siri. She ain't gonna make it.

7. Da fuq. These niggas are playing Wii right now. Its 11:51 PM and I have 3 Jews shaking my house drunk and screaming. Fatty refuses to used the controller wrist strap and keeps flinging the controller out of her hand. Fat ass arms are giggling like water ballons stuffed in socks.

8. I just noticed that my farts smell clean because I ate veggies and fruit all week. I tried to death trap oven myself under the blanket to see if I would choke and die... nope.. just air.

9. I hate Taylor Swift with her skeletor skinny ass. I can't get Bad Blood song out of my head. Fuck it, I'll dress up as a Hispanic Donald trump for Halloween to offset this shortcoming.


Bye niggas.


--------------------
Hugs and Kisses!


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineDetached
You know where...


Registered: 02/27/15
Posts: 2,942
Last seen: 10 months, 15 days
Re: Macey Howard rants on about general bullshit. [Re: Macey Howard]
    #22158674 - 08/28/15 10:20 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

:kaneclap:


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleSheekle
FREE BURKE
 User Gallery


Registered: 01/11/10
Posts: 53,153
Re: Macey Howard rants on about general bullshit. [Re: Macey Howard]
    #22158713 - 08/28/15 10:35 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

0 out of 10, would not read again


--------------------
"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineDetached
You know where...


Registered: 02/27/15
Posts: 2,942
Last seen: 10 months, 15 days
Re: Macey Howard rants on about general bullshit. [Re: Sheekle]
    #22158718 - 08/28/15 10:36 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I agree yet I still clicked the thread to see your response :shrug:

:leaving:


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Jump to top Pages: 1


Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* Sometimes I feel like I am going to Explode !( Microsoft rant) shithead 1,463 15 07/28/06 03:17 PM
by shithead
* Microsoft uses Halo 2 to fuck chipped consoles
( 1 2 all )
OJK 5,428 33 11/13/04 03:56 PM
by Thor
* Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics)
( 1 2 3 4 5 6 all )
Crystal G 10,831 101 09/28/07 05:06 PM
by mushroomplume
* My Super Sweet 16 *RANT*
( 1 2 3 all )
MagicalMystery 4,101 42 08/22/05 07:34 PM
by it stars saddam
* A list of things I call bullshit on
( 1 2 all )
Gumby 3,001 34 05/14/06 03:04 AM
by GnuBobo
* quit job, sort of long.. cliffs at end [rant] zSDMF 1,411 9 01/12/07 10:32 PM
by demiu5
* Let's bullshit about our days Jadian 585 13 12/07/07 03:13 PM
by Jadian
* The last confession of E. Howard Hunt: US government/CIA team murdered JFK Psilocybeingzz 3,087 19 04/15/07 08:42 PM
by razmablues

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Entire Staff
345 topic views. 7 members, 59 guests and 41 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Show Images Only | Sort by Score | Print Topic ]
Search this thread:

Copyright 1997-2024 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.024 seconds spending 0.008 seconds on 14 queries.