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do you clowns read erotica?
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Alright, so I recently started reading erotica short stories? AND HOLY SHIT.
These things are awesome. I don't know if it's because I'm good at visualizing things (LIKE, WHOA) or what, but this stuff is pretty good. It really turns you/me on. Something about them - I can't quite put my finger in it.
I could seriously get off to this stuff! Is that weird? Is this weird??
And I'm just throwing this out there, I'm saying it -- I think everybody should use literature to get off, rather than porn or whatever.
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Re: do you clowns read erotica? [Re: shadyy]
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i think i read a few of those a few years back
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Re: do you clowns read erotica? [Re: Sheekle]
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Hi sheekle. Miss you.
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Re: do you clowns read erotica? [Re: shadyy]
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i don't think i'm familiar with it, if its like the letters people write into playboy then no it doesn't do it for me. those are so unbelievable its more like troll/comedy reading
maybe you can share something you've read that is good?
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Re: do you clowns read erotica? [Re: shadyy]
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the Phest I went to last weekend had a mechanical bull, it was so HXC
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Re: do you clowns read erotica? [Re: Sheekle]
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SurReality said: i don't think i'm familiar with it, if its like the letters people write into playboy then no it doesn't do it for me. those are so unbelievable its more like troll/comedy reading
maybe you can share something you've read that is good?
It really depends on what you're into..
Not sure what the letters you're talking about are like, but here's a link - http://www.booksiesilk.com/all/short_story There's some absolute shit on there, but there are also some gems. Or so I think...it's all new to me, so I don't know. Read some of the descriptions until you reach one that sounds mildly interesting.
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the Phest I went to last weekend had a mechanical bull, it was so HXC
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Re: do you clowns read erotica? [Re: Sheekle]
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This conversation is very inappropriate. Largely inappropriate for a group of children, instead you guys should consider reading up on some Barnie and Friends or similar content...
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lol, a lot of people read this sort of stuff..it really isn't that odd.
and if you can get into it...it's actually pretty refreshing.
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Re: do you clowns read erotica? [Re: shadyy]
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Not lately but I have in the past. I've probably even written some in my younger days. I assume you mean internet erotica, not smutty romance novels.
There are some stories that I read on the internet that are just hands down amazing gems, and alot more that are just downright hilarious and entertaining especially if it isn't intended to be so. There's also plenty that is just disturbing, but that's what you get I guess.
I still read it sometimes, but I take those fantasies alot less seriously now that I am a little older and know how absurd some of them are, so it makes it harder to really get into it. Still entertaining though.
I love it, but it is definitely odd.
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Re: do you clowns read erotica? [Re: shadyy]
#22158293 - 08/28/15 08:25 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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i hate liz said: Alright, so I recently started reading erotica short stories? AND HOLY SHIT.
These things are awesome. I don't know if it's because I'm good at visualizing things (LIKE, WHOA) or what, but this stuff is pretty good. It really turns you/me on. Something about them - I can't quite put my finger in it.
I could seriously get off to this stuff! Is that weird? Is this weird??
And I'm just throwing this out there, I'm saying it -- I think everybody should use literature to get off, rather than porn or whatever.
So I got into amateur porn kinda. Met a girl. It got serious, but we didn't want LDR. Got away from the porn thing, relationship ensued. Girl claimed to be in witness protection due to being a terror witness and wouldn't prove her identity for ages, finally ended up dumping her after losing my whole life because she came from major money and i was to move to LA with her, and tossed away all i owned only for false promises. she has been stalking me to the best of her ability until i threatened legal action, and I swear, i still don't really know who the hell she really is...
but yea, i'm into some kinky shit.
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Well what made me try it out was hearing about those novels that people seem to love.
But I don't read anything too bizarre...it's just very descriptive. I don't know...now I feel all weird.
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Re: do you clowns read erotica? [Re: shadyy]
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Re: do you clowns read erotica? [Re: plurfekt]
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plurfekt said: So I got into amateur porn kinda. Met a girl. It got serious, but we didn't want LDR. Got away from the porn thing, relationship ensued. Girl claimed to be in witness protection due to being a terror witness and wouldn't prove her identity for ages, finally ended up dumping her after losing my whole life because she came from major money and i was to move to LA with her, and tossed away all i owned only for false promises. she has been stalking me to the best of her ability until i threatened legal action, and I swear, i still don't really know who the hell she really is...
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Re: do you clowns read erotica? [Re: shadyy]
#22158313 - 08/28/15 08:29 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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plurfekt said: So I got into amateur porn kinda. Met a girl. It got serious, but we didn't want LDR. Got away from the porn thing, relationship ensued. Girl claimed to be in witness protection due to being a terror witness and wouldn't prove her identity for ages, finally ended up dumping her after losing my whole life because she came from major money and i was to move to LA with her, and tossed away all i owned only for false promises. she has been stalking me to the best of her ability until i threatened legal action, and I swear, i still don't really know who the hell she really is...

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Re: do you clowns read erotica? [Re: shadyy]
#22158314 - 08/28/15 08:30 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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pretty much.
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Re: do you clowns read erotica? [Re: plurfekt]
#22158317 - 08/28/15 08:31 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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plurfekt said: pretty much.

this includes all my equipment. and a lot of weed. gone.
she's tried to blackmail me, manipulate the hell out of me, bribe me, rofl, everything. she's nuts
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Re: do you clowns read erotica? [Re: plurfekt]
#22158320 - 08/28/15 08:32 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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thats a true psychopath you got rid of dude.
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Re: do you clowns read erotica? [Re: plurfekt]
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plurfekt said:
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plurfekt said: pretty much.

this includes all my equipment. and a lot of weed. gone.
she's tried to blackmail me, manipulate the hell out of me, bribe me, rofl, everything. she's nuts
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Re: do you clowns read erotica? [Re: rackem]
#22158327 - 08/28/15 08:33 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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rackem said: thats a true psychopath you got rid of dude.
i'm glad someone agrees, shoulda seen how pissed my mom was when i dumped a millionaire LOL
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Re: do you clowns read erotica? [Re: plurfekt]
#22158329 - 08/28/15 08:34 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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http://www.nifty.org/nifty/
Gay amateur erotica. This archive has been around since the 80s.
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Re: do you clowns read erotica? [Re: plurfekt]
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i'm glad someone agrees, shoulda seen how pissed my mom was when i dumped a millionaire LOL
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With my clap flaps now much like a clown's pocket, he thought it was time to start stuffing my old dirt road. Is now the time to tell him I really need to curl a footlong fudge bullet, I wondered? Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his blood-engorged mayonnaise cannon stuffed deeper into my rusty sherif's badge. The mixture of toilet twinkie and cock custard in my shit winker created the delicious rectal stew that he was so fond of. I awoke the next morning with my mound of love pudding still flowing. I thought it was over but his spam dagger had other ideas. Hours of pounding like this would leave any girl's fishy flaps looking like John Wayne's saddlebags, and I was no different!
The unrelenting orgasms from his vein cane hammering my cum dumpster made me come so hard, I began sweating like a midget nun at a penguin shoot. Now, I've been told the sperm bank will accept my spit, but the sight of his cunt plunger made my minge mucus drain like a broken fridge freezer. There was gentleman's relish frothing from his spam javelin and I was wetter than an English summer. We were ready for more. My throat was so full of slut slayer and magician's wax, the love mayonnaise was leaching down my chin and onto my boobage. With his eight inches of throbbing pink jesus fucking deep into my moose knuckle, the sensation of his muffbuster smashing my cervix made me quake like Micheal J. Fox licking a car battery.
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Re: do you clowns read erotica? [Re: SurReality]
#22158344 - 08/28/15 08:36 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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SurReality said: i don't think i'm familiar with it, if its like the letters people write into playboy then no it doesn't do it for me. those are so unbelievable its more like troll/comedy reading
maybe you can share something you've read that is good?
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Re: do you clowns read erotica? [Re: plurfekt]
#22158347 - 08/28/15 08:37 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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yeah im sure she wanted to slap you..
but what the fuck is money when you dont even KNOW who the hell you are sleeping with.. that shit wouldnt sit well with me at all..
im all for random sex, but when your sharing a roof.. better know that person.
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Re: do you clowns read erotica? [Re: rackem]
#22158353 - 08/28/15 08:39 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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well she was hot as fuck too lmfao
gotta say...for a bit there i almost didn't even care, like natalie portman in garden state, only 1000x worse rofl
also: roof i'd be sharing -- 17th and top/isolated floor of the sunset and vine building in west hollywood. 22k monthly + security
fucking ridiculous. i'll stick to the woods man.
but she was soooooo fucking kinky, i'll give her that.... it was a "phone based" relationship for quite a while..
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Re: do you clowns read erotica? [Re: plurfekt]
#22158362 - 08/28/15 08:41 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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yeah i can see how some nice ass could blind you to the fact you have no idea who she is.
fuck pussy makes us guys do some stupid ass shit
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Re: do you clowns read erotica? [Re: plurfekt]
#22158364 - 08/28/15 08:41 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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so you gave up all your shit and then what happened?
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Re: do you clowns read erotica? [Re: rackem]
#22158369 - 08/28/15 08:44 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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fuck pussy makes us guys do some stupid ass shit
well, got off every night at least once for like 40 days in a row. worse things have happened. losing all my shit and filling my head with shit i never even appealed too, man i'm a nature lover all i need is a gun a knife my dog and some fucking dank weed in the woods on the river and i'm gravy ahaha...
sexy ass convos tho..
gave up all my shit and then after major confrontation of her proving her identity, was forced to leave her basically.
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Re: do you clowns read erotica? [Re: plurfekt]
#22158387 - 08/28/15 08:49 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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a gun a knife my dog
this is where i am at in my life as well.
but her taking her identity with her does raise some serious questions. you ever look at the most wanted list to see if she was on it? or anything of the sort? or maybe you were an attempt at a long con.. sooo many damned questions.
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Re: do you clowns read erotica? [Re: plurfekt]
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i hate liz said: So I got into amateur porn kinda. Met a girl. It got serious, but we didn't want LDR. Got away from the porn thing, relationship ensued. Girl claimed to be in witness protection due to being a terror witness and wouldn't prove her identity for ages, finally ended up dumping her after losing my whole life because she came from major money and i was to move to LA with her, and tossed away all i owned only for false promises. she has been stalking me to the best of her ability until i threatened legal action, and I swear, i still don't really know who the hell she really is...
but yea, i'm into some kinky shit.

Back to the original question-
Why would I read the book when I can just watch the movie?
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Re: do you clowns read erotica? [Re: Detached]
#22158404 - 08/28/15 08:54 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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It's just a different level of stimulation
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Re: do you clowns read erotica? [Re: rackem]
#22158408 - 08/28/15 08:57 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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you left her just because you didn't know her legal identity?
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i hate liz said: So I got into amateur porn kinda. Met a girl. It got serious, but we didn't want LDR. Got away from the porn thing, relationship ensued. Girl claimed to be in witness protection due to being a terror witness and wouldn't prove her identity for ages, finally ended up dumping her after losing my whole life because she came from major money and i was to move to LA with her, and tossed away all i owned only for false promises. she has been stalking me to the best of her ability until i threatened legal action, and I swear, i still don't really know who the hell she really is...
but yea, i'm into some kinky shit.

Back to the original question-
Why would I read the book when I can just watch the movie?
Because books are like a rocket and your imagination is the sky and giant puckered meatflaps getting fucked by a rocket in the sky of your imagination is like erotic literature. A movie is just a movie
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Re: do you clowns read erotica? [Re: shadyy]
#22158468 - 08/28/15 09:15 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Yes! Original fiction AND fanfiction (my two favorite ships being Spuhurua and Destiel. I WILL GO DOWN WITH THESE SHIPS!)
Unfortunately, it's so easy to come across really poorly written erotica and the smallest sentence can instantly become a turn off. One of my favorite series is about a woman who works for intelligence and is captured and...coerced by a Serbian soldier.
Gives me the vapers.
I enjoy written erotica a lot more than pornography because I can use my imagination. Then again, I'm one of those people who likes "porn with plot" when in video form (Pirates? Anyone? Eh? Eh?) so narrative is as important to me as the "action."
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The unrelenting orgasms from his vein cane hammering my cum dumpster made me come so hard, I began sweating like a midget nun at a penguin shoot. Now, I've been told the sperm bank will accept my spit, but the sight of his cunt plunger made my minge mucus drain like a broken fridge freezer. There was gentleman's relish frothing from his spam javelin and I was wetter than an English summer. We were ready for more. My throat was so full of slut slayer and magician's wax, the love mayonnaise was leaching down my chin and onto my boobage. With his eight inches of throbbing pink jesus fucking deep into my moose knuckle, the sensation of his muffbuster smashing my cervix made me quake like Micheal J. Fox licking a car battery.
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Re: do you clowns read erotica? [Re: plurfekt]
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plurfekt said: pretty much.

this includes all my equipment. and a lot of weed. gone.
she's tried to blackmail me, manipulate the hell out of me, bribe me, rofl, everything. she's nuts
Get back at her by posting nudes.
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this includes all my equipment. and a lot of weed. gone.
she's tried to blackmail me, manipulate the hell out of me, bribe me, rofl, everything. she's nuts
Get back at her by posting nudes.
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lood_dood
Magical Badger Catcher



Registered: 05/20/14
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I used to make some side-dosh by writing erotica under a pen name, but then my standards got the best of me 
Granted, I used to write essays for highschool kids when I finished college for $50/each, but I only did it because kids have a lot of cash these days.
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Re: do you clowns read erotica? [Re: shadyy]
#22162379 - 08/29/15 08:34 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Harlequin romances? no.
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DragonChaser
Ice in Her Ass and Pussy



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DragonChaser said:
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plurfekt said:
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plurfekt said: pretty much.

this includes all my equipment. and a lot of weed. gone.
she's tried to blackmail me, manipulate the hell out of me, bribe me, rofl, everything. she's nuts
Get back at her by posting nudes.
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Exotic
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Registered: 01/27/17
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Gentle bump. My GF sent me recently a hot story, there is something to it... 
PS: Here it is, if anyone was wondering... ;
https://noveltrove.com/story/427/key-west-body-party
Edited by Exotic (01/29/17 02:42 PM)
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Crazy_Horse
I’m Rick James, bitch!


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Re: do you clowns read erotica? [Re: shadyy] 1
#24043408 - 01/27/17 10:37 AM (7 years, 3 days ago) |
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I love clown erotica.
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CookieCrumbs
Fucked off to the pub


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Re: do you clowns read erotica? [Re: Crazy_Horse]
#24043555 - 01/27/17 11:46 AM (7 years, 3 days ago) |
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I read and write. Have since I was 13 or so. Ffn was my shit. Adultfanfiction.net has some interesting ones.
I write the more romancy shit but this gem may be the best fanfiction ever written in the history of fictional literature
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/6829556/1/My-Immortal
Or if you don't have the stomach for that it is also available on YouTube (and quite frankly that version is amazing)
You're welcome
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ThatKidWithTheFace
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Actually just recently got into it. My ol lady really likes it, and she showed me some stories as a way to introduce me to some of her kinks.
I wound up enjoying it more than I thought I would, and it's also helped me figure out more things that I'm in fo.
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[quote]Sheekle said: [quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said: Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote] u bet ur ass it is.[/quote]
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