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Re: do you clowns read erotica? [Re: plurfekt]
#22158329 - 08/28/15 08:34 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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http://www.nifty.org/nifty/
Gay amateur erotica. This archive has been around since the 80s.
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Re: do you clowns read erotica? [Re: plurfekt]
#22158336 - 08/28/15 08:35 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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rackem said: thats a true psychopath you got rid of dude.
i'm glad someone agrees, shoulda seen how pissed my mom was when i dumped a millionaire LOL
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Re: do you clowns read erotica? [Re: plurfekt] 1
#22158338 - 08/28/15 08:35 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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With my clap flaps now much like a clown's pocket, he thought it was time to start stuffing my old dirt road. Is now the time to tell him I really need to curl a footlong fudge bullet, I wondered? Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his blood-engorged mayonnaise cannon stuffed deeper into my rusty sherif's badge. The mixture of toilet twinkie and cock custard in my shit winker created the delicious rectal stew that he was so fond of. I awoke the next morning with my mound of love pudding still flowing. I thought it was over but his spam dagger had other ideas. Hours of pounding like this would leave any girl's fishy flaps looking like John Wayne's saddlebags, and I was no different!
The unrelenting orgasms from his vein cane hammering my cum dumpster made me come so hard, I began sweating like a midget nun at a penguin shoot. Now, I've been told the sperm bank will accept my spit, but the sight of his cunt plunger made my minge mucus drain like a broken fridge freezer. There was gentleman's relish frothing from his spam javelin and I was wetter than an English summer. We were ready for more. My throat was so full of slut slayer and magician's wax, the love mayonnaise was leaching down my chin and onto my boobage. With his eight inches of throbbing pink jesus fucking deep into my moose knuckle, the sensation of his muffbuster smashing my cervix made me quake like Micheal J. Fox licking a car battery.
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Re: do you clowns read erotica? [Re: SurReality]
#22158344 - 08/28/15 08:36 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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SurReality said: i don't think i'm familiar with it, if its like the letters people write into playboy then no it doesn't do it for me. those are so unbelievable its more like troll/comedy reading
maybe you can share something you've read that is good?
It isn't letters to Playboy
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Re: do you clowns read erotica? [Re: plurfekt]
#22158347 - 08/28/15 08:37 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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yeah im sure she wanted to slap you..
but what the fuck is money when you dont even KNOW who the hell you are sleeping with.. that shit wouldnt sit well with me at all..
im all for random sex, but when your sharing a roof.. better know that person.
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Re: do you clowns read erotica? [Re: rackem]
#22158353 - 08/28/15 08:39 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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well she was hot as fuck too lmfao
gotta say...for a bit there i almost didn't even care, like natalie portman in garden state, only 1000x worse rofl
also: roof i'd be sharing -- 17th and top/isolated floor of the sunset and vine building in west hollywood. 22k monthly + security
fucking ridiculous. i'll stick to the woods man.
but she was soooooo fucking kinky, i'll give her that.... it was a "phone based" relationship for quite a while..
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Re: do you clowns read erotica? [Re: plurfekt]
#22158362 - 08/28/15 08:41 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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yeah i can see how some nice ass could blind you to the fact you have no idea who she is.
fuck pussy makes us guys do some stupid ass shit
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Re: do you clowns read erotica? [Re: plurfekt]
#22158364 - 08/28/15 08:41 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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so you gave up all your shit and then what happened?
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Re: do you clowns read erotica? [Re: rackem]
#22158369 - 08/28/15 08:44 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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rackem said: yeah i can see how some nice ass could blind you to the fact you have no idea who she is.
fuck pussy makes us guys do some stupid ass shit
well, got off every night at least once for like 40 days in a row. worse things have happened. losing all my shit and filling my head with shit i never even appealed too, man i'm a nature lover all i need is a gun a knife my dog and some fucking dank weed in the woods on the river and i'm gravy ahaha...
sexy ass convos tho..
gave up all my shit and then after major confrontation of her proving her identity, was forced to leave her basically.
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Re: do you clowns read erotica? [Re: plurfekt]
#22158387 - 08/28/15 08:49 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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a gun a knife my dog
this is where i am at in my life as well.
but her taking her identity with her does raise some serious questions. you ever look at the most wanted list to see if she was on it? or anything of the sort? or maybe you were an attempt at a long con.. sooo many damned questions.
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Re: do you clowns read erotica? [Re: plurfekt]
#22158397 - 08/28/15 08:52 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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i hate liz said: So I got into amateur porn kinda. Met a girl. It got serious, but we didn't want LDR. Got away from the porn thing, relationship ensued. Girl claimed to be in witness protection due to being a terror witness and wouldn't prove her identity for ages, finally ended up dumping her after losing my whole life because she came from major money and i was to move to LA with her, and tossed away all i owned only for false promises. she has been stalking me to the best of her ability until i threatened legal action, and I swear, i still don't really know who the hell she really is...
but yea, i'm into some kinky shit.

Back to the original question-
Why would I read the book when I can just watch the movie?
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Re: do you clowns read erotica? [Re: Detached]
#22158404 - 08/28/15 08:54 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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It's just a different level of stimulation
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Re: do you clowns read erotica? [Re: rackem]
#22158408 - 08/28/15 08:57 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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you left her just because you didn't know her legal identity?
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Re: do you clowns read erotica? [Re: Detached]
#22158449 - 08/28/15 09:10 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Detached said:
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plurfekt said:
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i hate liz said: So I got into amateur porn kinda. Met a girl. It got serious, but we didn't want LDR. Got away from the porn thing, relationship ensued. Girl claimed to be in witness protection due to being a terror witness and wouldn't prove her identity for ages, finally ended up dumping her after losing my whole life because she came from major money and i was to move to LA with her, and tossed away all i owned only for false promises. she has been stalking me to the best of her ability until i threatened legal action, and I swear, i still don't really know who the hell she really is...
but yea, i'm into some kinky shit.

Back to the original question-
Why would I read the book when I can just watch the movie?
Because books are like a rocket and your imagination is the sky and giant puckered meatflaps getting fucked by a rocket in the sky of your imagination is like erotic literature. A movie is just a movie
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Re: do you clowns read erotica? [Re: shadyy]
#22158468 - 08/28/15 09:15 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Yes! Original fiction AND fanfiction (my two favorite ships being Spuhurua and Destiel. I WILL GO DOWN WITH THESE SHIPS!)
Unfortunately, it's so easy to come across really poorly written erotica and the smallest sentence can instantly become a turn off. One of my favorite series is about a woman who works for intelligence and is captured and...coerced by a Serbian soldier.
Gives me the vapers.
I enjoy written erotica a lot more than pornography because I can use my imagination. Then again, I'm one of those people who likes "porn with plot" when in video form (Pirates? Anyone? Eh? Eh?) so narrative is as important to me as the "action."
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With my clap flaps now much like a clown's pocket, he thought it was time to start stuffing my old dirt road. Is now the time to tell him I really need to curl a footlong fudge bullet, I wondered? Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his blood-engorged mayonnaise cannon stuffed deeper into my rusty sherif's badge. The mixture of toilet twinkie and cock custard in my shit winker created the delicious rectal stew that he was so fond of. I awoke the next morning with my mound of love pudding still flowing. I thought it was over but his spam dagger had other ideas. Hours of pounding like this would leave any girl's fishy flaps looking like John Wayne's saddlebags, and I was no different!
The unrelenting orgasms from his vein cane hammering my cum dumpster made me come so hard, I began sweating like a midget nun at a penguin shoot. Now, I've been told the sperm bank will accept my spit, but the sight of his cunt plunger made my minge mucus drain like a broken fridge freezer. There was gentleman's relish frothing from his spam javelin and I was wetter than an English summer. We were ready for more. My throat was so full of slut slayer and magician's wax, the love mayonnaise was leaching down my chin and onto my boobage. With his eight inches of throbbing pink jesus fucking deep into my moose knuckle, the sensation of his muffbuster smashing my cervix made me quake like Micheal J. Fox licking a car battery.
http://www.fiftyshadesgenerator.com/
The look on my SO's face as I read these out loud to him...
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Re: do you clowns read erotica? [Re: plurfekt]
#22158513 - 08/28/15 09:29 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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plurfekt said:
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plurfekt said: pretty much.

this includes all my equipment. and a lot of weed. gone.
she's tried to blackmail me, manipulate the hell out of me, bribe me, rofl, everything. she's nuts
Get back at her by posting nudes.
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DragonChaser said:
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plurfekt said:
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plurfekt said: pretty much.

this includes all my equipment. and a lot of weed. gone.
she's tried to blackmail me, manipulate the hell out of me, bribe me, rofl, everything. she's nuts
Get back at her by posting nudes.
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I used to make some side-dosh by writing erotica under a pen name, but then my standards got the best of me 
Granted, I used to write essays for highschool kids when I finished college for $50/each, but I only did it because kids have a lot of cash these days.
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Re: do you clowns read erotica? [Re: shadyy]
#22162379 - 08/29/15 08:34 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Harlequin romances? no.
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