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do you clowns read erotica?
    #22158216 - 08/28/15 08:03 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Alright, so I recently started reading erotica short stories? AND HOLY SHIT.

These things are awesome. I don't know if it's because I'm good at visualizing things (LIKE, WHOA) or what, but this stuff is pretty good.
It really turns you/me on. Something about them - I can't quite put my finger in it.

I could seriously get off to this stuff! Is that weird? Is this weird??



And I'm just throwing this out there, I'm saying it -- I think everybody should use literature to get off, rather than porn or whatever.


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Re: do you clowns read erotica? [Re: shadyy]
    #22158224 - 08/28/15 08:05 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

i think i read a few of those a few years back


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Re: do you clowns read erotica? [Re: Sheekle]
    #22158226 - 08/28/15 08:06 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Hi sheekle. Miss you.


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Re: do you clowns read erotica? [Re: shadyy]
    #22158227 - 08/28/15 08:06 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

i don't think i'm familiar with it, if its like the letters people write into playboy then no it doesn't do it for me. those are so unbelievable its more like troll/comedy reading

maybe you can share something you've read that is good?


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Re: do you clowns read erotica? [Re: shadyy]
    #22158229 - 08/28/15 08:07 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Hi sheekle. Miss you.



:hug:

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Re: do you clowns read erotica? [Re: Sheekle]
    #22158273 - 08/28/15 08:18 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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SurReality said:
i don't think i'm familiar with it, if its like the letters people write into playboy then no it doesn't do it for me. those are so unbelievable its more like troll/comedy reading

maybe you can share something you've read that is good?




It really depends on what you're into..

Not sure what the letters you're talking about are like, but here's a link - http://www.booksiesilk.com/all/short_story
There's some absolute shit on there, but there are also some gems.
Or so I think...it's all new to me, so I don't know. Read some of the descriptions until you reach one that sounds mildly interesting.

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Sheekle said:
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i hate liz said:
Hi sheekle. Miss you.



:hug:

the Phest I went to last weekend had a mechanical bull, it was so HXC




Always up to something...I hope you and the pikachu kid made peace.


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Re: do you clowns read erotica? [Re: Sheekle]
    #22158274 - 08/28/15 08:18 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

This conversation is very inappropriate. Largely inappropriate for a group of children, instead you guys should consider reading up on some Barnie and Friends or similar content...:underage::burke: :partyanimals:


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Re: do you clowns read erotica? [Re: MajickMuffin]
    #22158281 - 08/28/15 08:20 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

lol, a lot of people read this sort of stuff..it really isn't that odd.

and if you can get into it...it's actually pretty refreshing.


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Re: do you clowns read erotica? [Re: shadyy]
    #22158287 - 08/28/15 08:22 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Not lately but I have in the past.  I've probably even written some in my younger days.  I assume you mean internet erotica, not smutty romance novels.

There are some stories that I read on the internet that are just hands down amazing gems, and alot more that are just downright hilarious and entertaining especially if it isn't intended to be so.  There's also plenty that is just disturbing, but that's what you get I guess.

I still read it sometimes, but I take those fantasies alot less seriously now that I am a little older and know how absurd some of them are, so it makes it harder to really get into it.  Still entertaining though.

I love it, but it is definitely odd.


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Re: do you clowns read erotica? [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #22158288 - 08/28/15 08:23 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

phish rules ur wrong


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Re: do you clowns read erotica? [Re: shadyy]
    #22158293 - 08/28/15 08:25 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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i hate liz said:
Alright, so I recently started reading erotica short stories? AND HOLY SHIT.

These things are awesome. I don't know if it's because I'm good at visualizing things (LIKE, WHOA) or what, but this stuff is pretty good.
It really turns you/me on. Something about them - I can't quite put my finger in it.

I could seriously get off to this stuff! Is that weird? Is this weird??



And I'm just throwing this out there, I'm saying it -- I think everybody should use literature to get off, rather than porn or whatever.




So I got into amateur porn kinda.  Met a girl.  It got serious, but we didn't want LDR.  Got away from the porn thing, relationship ensued.  Girl claimed to be in witness protection due to being a terror witness and wouldn't prove her identity for ages, finally ended up dumping her after losing my whole life because she came from major money and i was to move to LA with her, and tossed away all i owned only for false promises.  she has been stalking me to the best of her ability until i threatened legal action, and I swear, i still don't really know who the hell she really is...

but yea, i'm into some kinky shit.


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Re: do you clowns read erotica? [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #22158297 - 08/28/15 08:25 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Well what made me try it out was hearing about those novels that people seem to love.

But I don't read anything too bizarre...it's just very descriptive. I don't know...now I feel all weird.


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Re: do you clowns read erotica? [Re: shadyy]
    #22158302 - 08/28/15 08:27 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

:adventuretime:


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Re: do you clowns read erotica? [Re: plurfekt]
    #22158307 - 08/28/15 08:28 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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So I got into amateur porn kinda.  Met a girl.  It got serious, but we didn't want LDR.  Got away from the porn thing, relationship ensued.  Girl claimed to be in witness protection due to being a terror witness and wouldn't prove her identity for ages, finally ended up dumping her after losing my whole life because she came from major money and i was to move to LA with her, and tossed away all i owned only for false promises.  she has been stalking me to the best of her ability until i threatened legal action, and I swear, i still don't really know who the hell she really is...




:woah:


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Re: do you clowns read erotica? [Re: shadyy]
    #22158313 - 08/28/15 08:29 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Quote:

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So I got into amateur porn kinda.  Met a girl.  It got serious, but we didn't want LDR.  Got away from the porn thing, relationship ensued.  Girl claimed to be in witness protection due to being a terror witness and wouldn't prove her identity for ages, finally ended up dumping her after losing my whole life because she came from major money and i was to move to LA with her, and tossed away all i owned only for false promises.  she has been stalking me to the best of her ability until i threatened legal action, and I swear, i still don't really know who the hell she really is...




:woah:




:incredible:


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Re: do you clowns read erotica? [Re: shadyy]
    #22158314 - 08/28/15 08:30 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

pretty much.

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Re: do you clowns read erotica? [Re: plurfekt]
    #22158317 - 08/28/15 08:31 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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pretty much.

:facepalm:




this includes all my equipment.  and a lot of weed.  gone.

she's tried to blackmail me, manipulate the hell out of me, bribe me, rofl, everything.  she's nuts


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Re: do you clowns read erotica? [Re: plurfekt]
    #22158320 - 08/28/15 08:32 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

thats a true psychopath you got rid of dude.


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Re: do you clowns read erotica? [Re: plurfekt]
    #22158321 - 08/28/15 08:32 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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plurfekt said:
Quote:

plurfekt said:
pretty much.

:facepalm:




this includes all my equipment.  and a lot of weed.  gone.

she's tried to blackmail me, manipulate the hell out of me, bribe me, rofl, everything.  she's nuts




:shocking:


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Re: do you clowns read erotica? [Re: rackem]
    #22158327 - 08/28/15 08:33 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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thats a true psychopath you got rid of dude.




i'm glad someone agrees, shoulda seen how pissed my mom was when i dumped a millionaire LOL


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