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Brennanpsilliams
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My night with the Lafayet Police
#22154840 - 08/28/15 03:28 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Hello Shroomery, although this is my first post, it is stress relief while waiting to hear my charges for an upcoming trial;last Friday after legally purchasing medical cannabis from a collective, I decided to park my car at a spot called Dinosaur Hill to legally enjoy my medicine before running.After a few bowls of blue animal cookies with 25u bubble hash on top I was psyched to enjoy a distance run…mid-bong rip,a cop showed up.Keep in mind this parking lot also had one other car parked in a handicap spot without a handicap sticker.The two people in that car were also smoking weed out of a pipe earlier.The cop and I mingled.I showed him my medical cannabis recommendation but he assumed I was going to drive and told me I needed to get out, to go through the rituals of testing whether I was safe to drive or not.I cooperated with all the B.S. ;Counted to thirty in my head with my eyes closed…,raised my feet above the ground six inches without looking…,pointed each fingertip at my nose...I cooperated and after about 45 minutes the next thing I knew more cops startled in.Although I was compliant to the nth degree, the cop assumed I had done each of his tasks in a DUI-deserving manner:/.While waiting to hear my verdict, the cops were very unprofessional;snarling, and laughing at me while unable to tell me exactly which laws I had broken.The cop then forced me in the back of his cop car.He also searched my car without any approval and bagged up all my (countless!) paraphernalia to aid in his charges.I was pissed, especially since he took no notice to the illegally parked, marijuana-smoking handicap fellers(I mean come on, why single me out?!!!!).
In the car I was absolutely pissed and let my anger get the best of me.I said things to that cop that I would not have said to my worst enemy.He took about 1000 bucks of my hard earned toking tools to the police station.At the station I was in a very bad mood.Nonetheless, that prick, little angry officer got out and told me I must submit a blood sample, to test my THC blood concentration(obviously it would be sky high!).This made me madder, and I denied it for a little while. I hate needles, and was not in the mood to have these ignorant folks take my blood, when they could not even tell me why or correctly state the molecule that they were even searching for in my blood stream!They could not even tell me a threshold concentration of substance that my blood must be over to actually get the DUI! Because of this I acted as the devil to every single person in that police station.I was a psychotic maniac.
While the officer was pleading to a judge to sign a warrant to give me a blood test, I was shackled in hand and leg cuffs;restrained.I was flipping out because no cops would even talk with me, they just turned on their iPhones and started filming me(Isn't that what the cops shoot civilians for for doing to them:c?So I did it, I emotionally busted.I took my teeth and bit the living hell out of this box right in front of me, and broke my front tooth.Blood was all over the box and in my mouth.I could not believe my tooth actually busted in half.While trying to let the cops know what happened, they did not even listen to me or provide me with a rag to spit on.Because of this I let my emotions get carried away, and turned into a human sprinkler;I spat everywhere.I spat near the cops because I had to get that blood out of my mouth!One of the cops claimed I spat on him, and the asshole said I was going to be charged with assault,DUI, and resistance of arrest.
Please do not do this to me!!!I did not mean to spit on any of you!After this I was given a blood test…and spit mask.Because of all of the officers' lack of socializing with me, and telling me my exact charges, I went the full nine yards and banged my body into the back wall.Keep in mind this all happened when I was in restraints.Of course I was 5150ed and the three wise men (EMTs)came to take me into the loony bin while I was in a horrible mental state of panic.Right when I got taken out of handcuffs I was pinned to the ground and given several indian burns by the dog pile of police officers.Apparently I was resisting and "needed to relax." The EMT with my disapproval (but of course the bastard cop's approval) asked if I needed the "calm down syringe." They gave me the Haldol tranquilizer(which really fucks with my head) and took me in to the county mental health facility, where I spent the night and got out the next day.I really hope I am not facing harsh charges for this.I am starting university soon and this mess of a day does not need to ruin my life!My license was revoked, and I am attempting to take anger management classes and seek psychiatry to help with the situation.I really hope I do not go to jail and that the judge can look past the mess I was as a human sprinkler.I have yet to smoke weed again since the incident, and figure it is best for my mind and body to stop with the issues.Help guys, what do you think my charges will be?
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Matt87

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try copy pasting this in the "ask an attorney" thread. sorry man. FTP.
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Thayendanegea
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Re: My night with the Lafayet Police [Re: Matt87]
#22155320 - 08/28/15 08:21 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Wow! You actually did everything wrong that a person in your situation could possibly do. I think you're fucked.
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JvF
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Re: My night with the Lafayet Police [Re: Thayendanegea]
#22155357 - 08/28/15 08:35 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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OP youll be fine, that shit happens all the time. You did nothing wrong.
They'll probably just give you all your shit back and tell you not to let it happen again. They may even compensate you for your time.
Just make sure to remember when yu go to court that you want your pieces back, otherwise they might forget. Also demand for your time, tell them you're a lawyer and that you charge $1000 an hour, so the time they kept you in jail needs to be compensated for
If they don't compensate you, sue them. Don't forget youre a lawyer and that's what lawyers do
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WyoMX


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Re: My night with the Lafayet Police [Re: JvF]
#22155388 - 08/28/15 08:46 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Sorry dude you fucked up. Even if weed is legal or medical you're still not allowed to drive or use it in your car. I've had friends sleeping in there car in the back seat in the bar parking lot get a dui. And once you were arrested is where you really fucked up.
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Big Worm
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Re: My night with the Lafayet Police [Re: WyoMX]
#22155436 - 08/28/15 08:59 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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OP
Why would you have $1,000 worth of paraphernalia in your car?
Why would you bite a box and break your tooth?
Why would you spit blood all over the police?
Why would you throw yourself into the cell wall?
No wonder why they transferred you out to psych.
You must either be young or have some mental illness because that is so bizarre.
You probably would have gotten out of it if you acted cool but you were acting like a psycho.
I have no doubt you will catch some charges from this. Especially once they notify the judge on how you were acting.
You can get assault charges from just touching a police officer. Let alone spitting blood on them.
Sorry but lesson learned.
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CHeifM4sterDiezL
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Re: My night with the Lafayet Police [Re: Big Worm]
#22155458 - 08/28/15 09:05 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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this shit happens all the time tho most of this shit will prob get squashed by ur lawyer
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Brennanpsilliams said: Hello Shroomery, although this is my first post, it is stress relief while waiting to hear my charges for an upcoming trial;last Friday after legally purchasing medical cannabis from a collective, I decided to park my car at a spot called Dinosaur Hill to legally enjoy my medicine before running.After a few bowls of blue animal cookies with 25u bubble hash on top I was psyched to enjoy a distance run…mid-bong rip,a cop showed up.Keep in mind this parking lot also had one other car parked in a handicap spot without a handicap sticker.The two people in that car were also smoking weed out of a pipe earlier.The cop and I mingled.I showed him my medical cannabis recommendation but he assumed I was going to drive and told me I needed to get out, to go through the rituals of testing whether I was safe to drive or not.I cooperated with all the B.S. ;Counted to thirty in my head with my eyes closed…,raised my feet above the ground six inches without looking…,pointed each fingertip at my nose...I cooperated and after about 45 minutes the next thing I knew more cops startled in.Although I was compliant to the nth degree, the cop assumed I had done each of his tasks in a DUI-deserving manner:/.While waiting to hear my verdict, the cops were very unprofessional;snarling, and laughing at me while unable to tell me exactly which laws I had broken.The cop then forced me in the back of his cop car.He also searched my car without any approval and bagged up all my (countless!) paraphernalia to aid in his charges.I was pissed, especially since he took no notice to the illegally parked, marijuana-smoking handicap fellers(I mean come on, why single me out?!!!!).
In the car I was absolutely pissed and let my anger get the best of me.I said things to that cop that I would not have said to my worst enemy.He took about 1000 bucks of my hard earned toking tools to the police station.At the station I was in a very bad mood.Nonetheless, that prick, little angry officer got out and told me I must submit a blood sample, to test my THC blood concentration(obviously it would be sky high!).This made me madder, and I denied it for a little while. I hate needles, and was not in the mood to have these ignorant folks take my blood, when they could not even tell me why or correctly state the molecule that they were even searching for in my blood stream!They could not even tell me a threshold concentration of substance that my blood must be over to actually get the DUI! Because of this I acted as the devil to every single person in that police station.I was a psychotic maniac.
While the officer was pleading to a judge to sign a warrant to give me a blood test, I was shackled in hand and leg cuffs;restrained.I was flipping out because no cops would even talk with me, they just turned on their iPhones and started filming me(Isn't that what the cops shoot civilians for for doing to them:c?So I did it, I emotionally busted.I took my teeth and bit the living hell out of this box right in front of me, and broke my front tooth.Blood was all over the box and in my mouth.I could not believe my tooth actually busted in half.While trying to let the cops know what happened, they did not even listen to me or provide me with a rag to spit on.Because of this I let my emotions get carried away, and turned into a human sprinkler;I spat everywhere.I spat near the cops because I had to get that blood out of my mouth!One of the cops claimed I spat on him, and the asshole said I was going to be charged with assault,DUI, and resistance of arrest.
Please do not do this to me!!!I did not mean to spit on any of you!After this I was given a blood test…and spit mask.Because of all of the officers' lack of socializing with me, and telling me my exact charges, I went the full nine yards and banged my body into the back wall.Keep in mind this all happened when I was in restraints.Of course I was 5150ed and the three wise men (EMTs)came to take me into the loony bin while I was in a horrible mental state of panic.Right when I got taken out of handcuffs I was pinned to the ground and given several indian burns by the dog pile of police officers.Apparently I was resisting and "needed to relax." The EMT with my disapproval (but of course the bastard cop's approval) asked if I needed the "calm down syringe." They gave me the Haldol tranquilizer(which really fucks with my head) and took me in to the county mental health facility, where I spent the night and got out the next day.I really hope I am not facing harsh charges for this.I am starting university soon and this mess of a day does not need to ruin my life!My license was revoked, and I am attempting to take anger management classes and seek psychiatry to help with the situation.I really hope I do not go to jail and that the judge can look past the mess I was as a human sprinkler.I have yet to smoke weed again since the incident, and figure it is best for my mind and body to stop with the issues.Help guys, what do you think my charges will be?
just because medical marijuana is legal doesnt mean you are immune to crimes regarding marijuana such as the DUI laws, medical marijuana and even a legal status doesnt mean you should be getting high in your car, it certainly doesnt make it legal
and I'm sure we'd all like to thank you for making every pot smoker to look like, violent, crazed, lunatic retards that smoke bath salts
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Re: My night with the Lafayet Police [Re: JvF]
#22155567 - 08/28/15 09:35 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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jfischer218 said: They may even compensate you for your time.
Sorry, but if you think the police compensate you for your time when you're locked up innocently you're wrong.
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Re: My night with the Lafayet Police [Re: Psychonautica]
#22155579 - 08/28/15 09:37 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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He could be facing some very serious charges.
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TEAMSESH
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Re: My night with the Lafayet Police [Re: Prisoner#1]
#22155583 - 08/28/15 09:38 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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For sure you're getting resisting arrest.
maaaaan I can understand you're frustration. I too once fought the blood draw and when it took 6 cops and one who which if I didn't let my pride just go would have snapped my arm in half . He would have gone it gladly. One nurse was like I'm not drawing blood from him. Cop said yes you will and yea was a fight I could not win. I let tears of anger and defeat run down my cheeks . 1 vs six cops you can't win.
just be as sincere with the judge . You're fuxked .
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Re: My night with the Lafayet Police [Re: Psychonautica]
#22155608 - 08/28/15 09:44 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Psychonautica said:
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jfischer218 said: They may even compensate you for your time.
Sorry, but if you think the police compensate you for your time when you're locked up innocently you're wrong.
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Re: My night with the Lafayet Police [Re: JvF]
#22155953 - 08/28/15 10:50 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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LOL'd at compensating you for your time. You will actually be out at least a couple thou for a lawyer just to keep your ass out of jail. I just hope you learn your lesson and realize that being respectful to those cops, even though they were overzealous, is your best course of action....they would have just charged you with the DUI which may have been dropped depending on your blood test results.
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