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Most fucked up you've been at work?
#22154599 - 08/28/15 12:39 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Hey guys and gals!
First of all I just want to say I love you people. You're all very nice and welcoming, I've really enjoyed talking to a lot of you. Who would have thought the internet had so many cool people chillin around. It's awesome that we can use this tool (the web) to connect such a previously sparse community. It's actually awesome! Much love to all of you 
Anyways, I digress. What I wanted to talk about is drugs and work! Lol now I'm sure we've all done some stupid shit in the past, so rather than feel bad about it lets all share a laugh. So my question to you is: what's the most fucked up you've been/gotten at work without getting in serious shit about it? Hell, even with getting I'm shit about it?
For me it was fairly recently. I was up all night getting fucked up and decidesbtje best way to sty awake at work was to microdose some shrooms and mdma. Well it started feeling really good and I came to the conclusion that I may as well do more lol. So I just kept taking tiny redoses of each. By lunchtime I was sweating pretty bad and the keyboard started to melt at my desk. Luckily I didn't have to talk to anyone and didn't get in shit, but it was still pretty fucked. I ended up closing my eyes for like an hour in fractal land and came to unscathed. It was actually pretty cool but wasn't something I'd recommend to a novice. It turns out tho that microdosing shrooms is pretty easy to handle and kinda just feels like clean weed with no butn out. I might experiment more with this. Microdosing molls is pretty cool too but by hour 6 its either roll hard or crash hard. Not sustainable for an 8 hour shift. Still fun tho.
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: mollymadman]
#22154623 - 08/28/15 12:49 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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yeah microdosing shrooms is quite manageable.
I used to go to work totally whacked on heroin, back when I was a junkie. Looking back it was probably so obvious to everybody. Sometimes I'd get to work while was still nodding so I'd just chill in the woods by the bustop until I came down enough to go to work.
Luckily I work unsupervised or I would have been fired for sure.
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: mollymadman] 2
#22154626 - 08/28/15 12:50 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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After college, I had this corporate office job. Most boring fucking thing I've ever done. Sit at a computer all day.
I hated it so much I started drinking at my desk, while popping klonopins. That led to drinking at my desk+kpin+snorting painkillers in the bathroom.
That led to deskdrink+kpins+snorting painkillers in the bathroom+snorting adderall at my desk.
Which of course led to deskdrinking+kpins+deskaddy+snorting heroin at my desk and smoking pot in the parking lot... so I was pretty fucked up at work.
When I quit, they wanted to give me a raise, promote me to management, and transfer me to a department that did nothing but programming. No lie.
Edit- now I work at home depot
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: DragonChaser]
#22154647 - 08/28/15 12:59 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Damn man. You still getting that fucked up at home depot? Should stuck around for the money money is nice.
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: mollymadman]
#22154662 - 08/28/15 01:05 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Nah dude, like 2 years after I quit that job I went to rehab. I was actually worse by the time I went to rehab. I've posted on here about it.
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: DragonChaser]
#22154672 - 08/28/15 01:09 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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So you finished college and work at home depot? Why not use your education?
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: mollymadman]
#22154683 - 08/28/15 01:17 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I have a BS in math, don't really know what I can do with it.
Was a high school math teacher (in between the corporate job and rehab) but I don't wanna do that again.
Edit- been thinking about getting a certificate in some type of programming to pair with my degree, I've heard that is good for employment.
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: DragonChaser]
#22154687 - 08/28/15 01:19 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Haha woah man u were a math teacher who did drugs? That must have been a trip! Any cool stories?
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: mollymadman]
#22154696 - 08/28/15 01:23 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Once after heavy MXE-session I was still pretty fucked up in the morning. Fun times
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: mollymadman]
#22154708 - 08/28/15 01:30 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Not really, I was at a Catholic high school and burned out after 1 semester. The students thought I was hysterical. My principal (who was my vice principal when I attended that school) didn't think I was as funny.
What could she have been expecting though? She suspended my ass so many times when I was 15-17.
I resigned, 2 months later got hospitalized against my will, a month later went to rehab. I had just turned 28.
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: DragonChaser]
#22154731 - 08/28/15 01:45 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Balls deep in ketamine addiction and I was stacking potatosacks 5-10-20kg on wood and put 'em in the freezer.
Now to keep myself entertained in this shitjob I usually went for perfecto stacking.
Some potatosacks would come out vaccuum-sealed so they were basically bricks you could stack
Now in ketamine addiction I really didn't care so all of the sudden the stack fell over and I just laughed called for "insertguynamehere but without vowels-pronunciation" to come fix it.
Yeah. Embarassing to say at the least.
Other then that I was doing a construction gig and it was really a 5man job but I said fuck it, i'm going solo cause I need cash.
So amphetamines up my nose, in my stomach all day all night.
Most embarassing part was probably when I was working at 4am still chafing the walls and the owner came looking and asked me what i'm doing and I just exclaimed "OH IM STILL HAVING FUN!"
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: Beanhead]
#22154777 - 08/28/15 02:16 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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My friend had some herbal pills. He said it's mainly just caffeine and whatnot, should keep us awake for like two hours or so.
So after an hour, I thought it was just bunk. Nothing happened. After an hour and 30 minutes, something WAS happening, even though my friend had to go home soon, as we both had work in the morning.
So I look the pills up on the internet... turns out the main ingredient is hawaiian baby woodrose.
So anyway, I didn't sleep, next day at work I was still tripping. I think my boss knew something was up, but he left me alone because I was still doing a good job.
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: Beanhead]
#22154779 - 08/28/15 02:18 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I used to work in a video store and decided to have a few 80mg oxys on top of 30 vals. I remember a couple bringing me their movies and I jus stood there and fell asleep, opened my eyes and was " Can I help you with anything dozing in and out of consciousness" to which they replied just the movies you have in your hand this went on for about 5 times before they finally got their movies, that's the worst I've been at work but not the last time I worked on oxys was pretty regular thing for me.
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: Laughingcowwa]
#22154791 - 08/28/15 02:28 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I used to do rails of coke off my iphone screen at work.
Ive also been stumble stepping drunk.
At another job i was smoking crack in the bathroom.
Once i started shooting i od'd on heroin and dropped after i walked out. Woke up in an ambulance. That was embarrassing.
Even though that was one time out of maybe 100 times. Made me leave alaska i had to get away.
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: mollymadman]
#22154805 - 08/28/15 02:49 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I didn't make a habit of going into work fucked up.
But there have been days where I downed 750ml of liquor and got about 2 hours of sleep and went in. I was probably still drunk when I went in, but didn't really feel like it. All I felt was a ridiculous fucking hangover. I felt fried, nauseous, dizzy, just wanted to follow over and pass out.
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: Shroomslip]
#22154830 - 08/28/15 03:16 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Some of the above are a pretty well at most one could do with getting twisted at work.
Me first experience was after a dip out of high school, being a junior, after lunch house party to boose. Drank a drunkful amount and proceeded to have friend drop me off at the car wash where worked. So much fun was had throwing that brush full of bubbles all over the car to scrub clean. Was really turned onto the work. Ya' know? Wearing boots, bubbles, hoses and the that stainless steal to scrub and spray, a fun time right there. Even got to feeling all cheerful, I entered into the main office area where the oil changers would help bill customers in the lobby and I held a well conversation with the workers and the boss man. Chip and cheery.oh. i am sure they could've guessed I was drunk. What would they care? They were smoking marijuana in the back electically room. Took another half year before us car washers began puffing herb in the car wash shops bathroom. And that there begins the joy of high times at work.
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: WhoManBeing]
#22154837 - 08/28/15 03:24 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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One shop, a sub shop where worked along, the shop located in a cogered outdoor mall area, I would close shop, be the only one there working. I would empty out half a Lucky Strike cigarette and fill with herb, taking that to work I felt I couldn't dip out the back door because if a customer came in I wouldn't know, and if cutsomer stayed waiting, I would smell as fresh burnt herb and have a guilty look as to what been doing. So, I would smoke right out front the door, thinking if any one did come to shop, hey, I could open the door for them. The cig would have only three, four, five puffs of herb before the tobacco be a smoking. Silly, how recall the exhaled smoke would go billowing down the covered outdoor mall walkways for any one to smell. Never once a complaint or word spoke about it.
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: WhoManBeing]
#22154956 - 08/28/15 05:24 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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When I was a teenager I would smoke as much weed as I could on my way to my fast food job. Took my last hit in the parking lot, when in, washed my hands. Get to the register and first customers were two state troopers. Nothing happened but that was not how I wanted to start that shift.
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: grower182]
#22155273 - 08/28/15 08:00 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I have worked food booths at a handful of music festivals and thats the only time i am willing to enough of anything to be really high at work.
I drank 11+ drops of LSD some not so great but still visuals from one hit (50ug) during the entire work shift making pizzas for people. I don't get paid...or fired so its all cool! I never really fuck up bad either, i've worked this one food booth 5 year 7 days out of the year and i honestly don't have anything funny to say...one time i put too much feta on a pizza when we were closing to make up for lack of mozz and my boss wasnt that happy was on 10mg~ 2c-p at the time
I worked this other fest and we were a breakfast booth....the night before i did over 160mg mxe can remember at least doing that much on top of 8mg 2c-p and 4 hits of acid and i was supposed to work at 10:30AM. i was still tripping balls and definitely M holed or as ever high as you can really be while trying to function on that stuff. anyways i couldnt read and the sun had been up for a while so i got freaked out i missed my shift and got to work 30 minutes early at 10 instead and was so freaking high i don't know how i did anything or why anyone let me stay in the kitchen, but i fuckin made waffles, bannana fucking waffles....the batter, cooked it everything, fucking high as shittttt on MXE, felt a million faces beyond melted.
I remember starting to feel soberish but trippy way later around 6pm up from the mxe as we were filling a bunch of water balloons for small children to play with. it was awesome!
I can work no problems on 6mg DOM...in fact i think i might have been a notch improved, I was working the ovens baking pizzas bout 4 at a time. had ZERO problems. that was a fucking awesome shift i got along great with everyone working. I wish i had some embarrassing story about being way too fucked up at work and doing something really funny. So funny to think how high on MXE i was and how everyone was eating waffles i was producing...i seriously could not see detail in human faces or anything, it was like lego world kinda but more like shitty video game graphics.
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: mollymadman]
#22155297 - 08/28/15 08:10 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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300mg DXM while working as a dishwasher in a restaurant when I was 16
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: Zombi3]
#22155324 - 08/28/15 08:23 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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yeah fuck trying to work on dissociating drugs like DXM or MXE or K.....definitely seems to alert attention to your mental faculties
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: Everything]
#22155340 - 08/28/15 08:29 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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That restaurant was hella dope. Once I started cooking we would eat pot cookies and blaze on the roof. Then for a while jack and coke was all we drank on account of free pop.
I worked there almost 7 years. They had live music and the owner/boss never came around so it was a madhouse. Good times.
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: Zombi3]
#22155379 - 08/28/15 08:43 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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honestly sounds good for business. I like going to places like that.
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: Everything]
#22155409 - 08/28/15 08:52 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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the summer before this summer i was really addicted to etizolam and i worked at a jewish summer camp. i had just gotten a new batch of etiz, and as i always did with a new batch, i took 4mg right away. this was before noon and i started work at 3:30. i took some more before work and i brought along some more to take at work. i don't remember how much i took exactly, but it was somewhere from 10-15mg. we had a break everyday where we'd eat and then a few of us would go off and smoke weed. i smoked quite a bit of pot and took more etiz during the break. after break we have to get ready to serve the kids dinner, and this is when the funny shit happens. apparently, during dinner i just stood in one stop swaying back and forth and bobbing my head. i don't think i helped one kid with his dinner. i guess the head rabbi was at dinner that night and he stood next to me during dinner with a really worried look on his face. my friends told me that i was eating some bread and trying to be sly about it. i guess i took a bite every few minutes, then i dropped then bread, looked around, slowly picked it back up.... then then slowly took another bite. my friends were cracking up. oh i also was trying to be sneaky about texting but it was the most obvious thing ever, apparently.
i was really fucked up that day at work. everyone knew, even the supervisor. but he didn't say anything cause he would always be drunk during work, so he knew how it was. a lot of the head kitchen staff were actually alcoholics.
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: Zombi3]
#22155456 - 08/28/15 09:05 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Zombi3 said: That restaurant was hella dope. Once I started cooking we would eat pot cookies and blaze on the roof. Then for a while jack and coke was all we drank on account of free pop.
I worked there almost 7 years. They had live music and the owner/boss never came around so it was a madhouse. Good times.
Aw yeah. At my old job myself and my co-workers did that as servers on account of the variety of and unlimited drink mixers. Usually with Bacardi or Jack. We were all college age then. Doubt we'd do that nowadays if given the same opportunity but who knows. By the end of every Friday and Saturday night shift we were fucked up.
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: bukkake]
#22155479 - 08/28/15 09:11 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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A few of us had to sleep in our cars after fridays shift more than a few times  Which was fine in the summer when you had to be back for lunch shift the next day anyway. Restaurants a riot to work in.
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: Zombi3]
#22155541 - 08/28/15 09:28 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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You fuckers are crazy!
Eh all I can think of besides being really super baked at work(constantly), was one time at the park in the summertime. One of the 16 year old summer hires said to me and my buddy that he had 3 18 racks of beer in his tool chest in the back of his truck. Go take as much as you want he said. A truck bed toolchest full of ice and beer, was a amazing sight in july. The bosses were gone, I grabbed fuckin 8 of em. Then my buddy said he wasn't gonna drink on the job, so I drank all 8 of them in about 30 minutes. Then proceeded to run a chainsaw for the rest of the day. I am way safer than my buddy with the chainsaw, even if I was shithammered. And he knew that and just let me go to it. It was fun as hell!
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: Habadashery]
#22156566 - 08/28/15 01:07 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Being a cashier at Target was one of my first ever jobs
One night I dropped 2 hits of L, late as fuck, and had to work the next morning at 8 AM
Don't ask me why I dosed late, Idk, I was a kid so I was even dumber than I am now
Anyway, I was still tripping when I went in, still probably had a few good hours left on the trip, and checking people out on a Sunday morning at Target while tripping off acid...

I don't think I said a word the entire morning
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: Niffla]
#22156577 - 08/28/15 01:11 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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There was this one time.... I drank two whole coffees within an hour.
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: Dark_Star]
#22156611 - 08/28/15 01:22 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Back when I was 17-18 I used to work at a pool supply store. I would regularly get as stoned as I could before work, and smoke outside in the back as well. I had NO IDEA about ANYTHING in the store related to any of the products for all the months I worked there, I was always too baked n' shit. Customers would ask me questions and I would always refer them to other workers.
I used to also try and suck my own dick in the back room, no BS.
I would sit around near a ton of shit that I would pretend to be working on if a manager walked by.
I would forget shit right after being told about it.
I would take snacks from the bosses office and not put 50 cents in like I was supposed to, then I would throw the snacks places.
I would climb all over boxes in the back like they were a jungle gym or something, IDK!
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: Everything]
#22156664 - 08/28/15 01:36 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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When I started kratom I would sometimes go into work nodding alittle too hard in the AM
that's pretty much it I never go to work *fucked up *
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: mollymadman]
#22156692 - 08/28/15 01:40 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I once sniffed a whole mdma dose right when I started my shift as a seller.
The mdma felt sooo good as I was doing all my tasks, rolling shivers down my back and what not. Everything was moving like lsd but it was vibier, I guess. I was dancing to every song that came on, walking back and forth from the bathroom to the floor.
Another time I dose a tab of some acid right before my shift.
All I do now a days is kratom but I don't get fucked up off of it.
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: Sham87]
#22156714 - 08/28/15 01:45 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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On my lunch break right now, on etizolam, and smoked a nice big bowl just now. Walking back in in 15 minutes to finish off the day feeling fine.
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: Sham87]
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sounds like a fun way to work. wow XTC at work,theres a first.
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: Sheekle]
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Sheekle said: Back when I was 17-18 I used to work at a pool supply store. I would regularly get as stoned as I could before work, and smoke outside in the back as well. I had NO IDEA about ANYTHING in the store related to any of the products for all the months I worked there, I was always too baked n' shit. Customers would ask me questions and I would always refer them to other workers.
I used to also try and suck my own dick in the back room, no BS.
I would sit around near a ton of shit that I would pretend to be working on if a manager walked by.
I would forget shit right after being told about it.
I would take snacks from the bosses office and not put 50 cents in like I was supposed to, then I would throw the snacks places.
I would climb all over boxes in the back like they were a jungle gym or something, IDK!
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Once I accidentally took some mdma that I forgot I put mdma in a prilosec cap. So I had acid reflux,took something for it and started rolling face. It was soooo wierd, I figured it out an hour in. Took opiates to calm me down and constrict my pupils a bit
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The lawyer I worked for made me come in on New Year's Day. Of course, I drank a pitcher of beer and a bottle of Jack Daniels Single Barrel the night before. When I showed up, I was still super slurring drunk from the night before. I was clean, showered, and dressed right though. The lawyer bought me this lemonade/cayenne pepper drink. That combined with the hangover I was experiencing in real-time was punishment.
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This is takes the cake on all of you both in depravity and turnt up-ness. I was about 17 and everyone in school figured out duster could get you high, there was entire crowds of them doing it in the halls blatently getting fucked up in front of the teachers every break. Eventually I decided Id check it out and I bought a can on my way to work. I showed up a little early and decided to bust it out in the change room. I took a huge rip and got floored checked my watch, and took another then another, and I blacked out. I regained consciousness 5 minutes later to my boss looking over me with this panicked expression on her face, and her telling me to just stay still because the ambulance was on its way. Too which I replied "get me some water" and noped the fuck out of there when she went to get it. Unfortunately I didnt get to keep my job
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: mollymadman]
#22158022 - 08/28/15 07:07 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I once showed up at work blacked out and slurring and stumbling on clonazolam.
It was a miracle I didn't get fired. I had the good thinking to say I was on seizure medication then got my doctor to write me a note saying it was a reaction to two medications I had been put on.
Amazingly it worked out fine and had no consequences but it was embarrassing. A good wake up call, clonazolam is way too strong for me and way too long lasting. I hadn't even taken any that day I was docked up from the night.
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: Moonshoe]
#22158089 - 08/28/15 07:22 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I used to get really fucked up in my earlier jobs. One time I rolled during a 8 hour shift in a restaurant kitchen. It wasn't a great idea. Was really terribly hot over a grill. Was fucked up on pills for about 3 years. Nodding off and shit in the workplace. Terrible in hindsight. Eventually cost me the job.
I grew up and got my act together. Now I don't mix work and play. That's what the weekends are for and even then, my partying has really died down. I can't afford to be hungover or look like I've been on a bender when Monday rolls around.
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It had been quite some time since I had dabbled in the Xanax game.
I was stressed and feeling tense. The nervousness seemed to be uncomfortably creeping up on me. Each step I took felt as if I was walking toward the source of the anxiety. I would think that this feeling was at its peak, and then It would swell even more.
I had come across a 2mg alprazolam. I debated for quite a while before finally devouring it and then waiting eagerly for it to take effect.
Now, I remembered from my teens years (the ones where I could consider myself young and dumb) that a dose such as the one I had consumed was not entirely intoxicating. I was wrong.
It wasn't long after the feeding that I found myself in a very drunken state. Not the happy go lucky drunk either -- I'm talking the "Help, where am I?" drunk.
I could hardly walk a straight line. I would stumble and then look around aimlessly, wondering if anybody had witnessed it. Last I remember, I was hunched over with my face in my palms, telling myself to pull it together.
Are you visualizing something sexual? Shame on you.
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: shadyy]
#22158099 - 08/28/15 07:25 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Mmm, bars.
Yeah - benzos are terrible to work under the influence of.
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: mollymadman]
#22158208 - 08/28/15 08:01 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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hippieflipped and got called in to work on a sunday morning tripping/rolling face once a long ass time ago. the bastards made me sort forks
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Man! There's nothing I hate more than...fork sorting.
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: shadyy]
#22158237 - 08/28/15 08:10 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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i hate liz said: Man! There's nothing I hate more than...fork sorting.
rofl man it was killing me. and occasionally, between seeing 9-headed forks all day, i had to carry 2x milk bags for dispensing and mount those like every hour... couldn't wait to gtfouta there rofl
everything was melting. it was bad. hahah... had a girl over the night before too, my mom had to emergency drop her off a town over before taking me to work... talk about awkward moments. ahhhh, youth.
now i'm being stalked by my rich psychopath ex-girlfriend and today is 28 months off the hard stuff. shit happens.
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: shadyy]
#22158247 - 08/28/15 08:13 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I had a cashier job a couple years ago was always fucked up on something. Usually ate a bunch of benzos before I went in and had a few blackouts while working. Looking back it must've been pretty fucking obvious because I was always like really fucked up one day i'd be all barred out then the next I might be all geeked up talking and moving real fast
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: mollymadman]
#22158290 - 08/28/15 08:23 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Good shares so far everybody!
About 5 years ago I was doing these promotions for a big coconut water brand. We'd go to parks and events all over the city and hand out coconut water and talk to people about the brand and stuff. One night before an early Saturday morning promotion I got really high with some friends on like the cleanest MDMA I have ever had. When 7am rolled around and I hadn't slept yet, we had to start brainstorming for ways for me to make it to my shift. My friend didn't have any amphetamines, but he did have some lsd gel tabs I could have. He had two and said they were OLD and he wasn't positive they'd still be active. I took both.
They were starting to kick in really strongly as I walked up to meet my crew. As soon as I arrived the team leaders were like - Ok, this spot is dead we're going to drive to another part of the park, everybody get in the van. Three of them immediately piled in the front, and so I had to jump in the back. The back was closed off from the rest of the van, and when they slammed the door on me I started to panic. It was sweltering hot and completely pitch black. I got so confused because it had all happened so fast and I totally thought I was being kidnapped. I had the harebrained idea to open the door and jump out at a stop light, and I started panicking even MORE when I realized I couldn't open the door from the inside.
Needless to say I was relieved when they opened the door at our next location, and somehow I made it through that day.
Working on Meth was always awesome. Even if I had missed two days of sleep, I still worked better on Meth.
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: yogabunny]
#22158305 - 08/28/15 08:28 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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hahahaha that woulda been great if u ran out at a stop light and everyone was like wtf
one time i contemplated doing that when i was on acid, except at a stop sign. my reasoning was that the acid was secretly DOI and i was gonna die of a heart attack or trip for 36 hours (it was actually just good acid), i settled for just sticking my head out the window while my friend drove around cuz it felt good
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: Sheekle]
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I definitely would have gotten fired if I had because I was already an hour late for the shift.
20 minutes in the back of that van felt like an hour to my LSD addled mind, dude. I was so certain I was going to suffocate and die or get raped.
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: yogabunny]
#22158367 - 08/28/15 08:43 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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hour late jeez wtf
i knew some dude that used to go to work on acid all the time, and he'd be like fashionably late all the time too. for a summer he worked at a golf course, driving the golf cart around. he'd sell me some pot and be like "haha, i just took some acid 45 mins ago." then after selling me the weed he'd be like "alright, i'm late for work! GTG!" i'd be like wtf dude
he once took 4 hits of acid and drove around on the golf cart all day then accidentally locked his car keys in the company safe after
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: Sheekle]
#22158418 - 08/28/15 09:01 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I smoke a joint or two before work. I've been stoned at work, actually had a customer ask me if I was high once, when I was. I've eaten kratom at work multiple times. I've eaten wet pins before work multiple times. I've eaten 1/4 a 150ug tab right before a shift. I've gone in after eating L the night before and not sleeping.
The worst was the morning after I did 400mg 4-AcO-DMT. I went in to grab my check while I was nearby. Ended up just staring at my manager with this maniacal grin until he asked me if I was blazed out.
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: Govam]
#22158425 - 08/28/15 09:03 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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minus xanax/opiates/beer i really havent gotten too fucked up at work.
ive always worked around pretty dangerous shit, so i kinda stay on the sober side.
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: plurfekt]
#22166779 - 08/30/15 09:23 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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plurfekt said: hippieflipped and got called in to work on a sunday morning tripping/rolling face once a long ass time ago. the bastards made me sort forks 
lmao! Man this is hilarious. What a hellacious way to spend a hippieflip... hahaha that's funny dude. I bet it could have been fun though.
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: plurfekt]
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plurfekt said:
now i'm being stalked by my rich psychopath ex-girlfriend and today is 28 months off the hard stuff. shit happens.
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: DragonChaser]
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: mollymadman]
#22166821 - 08/30/15 09:29 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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when i was 17 i tried to deliver pizzas on several microdot hits of lsd (it was the 90's). it didn't go well. the trees were growing over the street as i was driving. i forgot to collect the money from my first delivery and was ridiculed by my boss and coworkers, who all knew i was .
after that first run they decided it would be a good idea to have me wash dishes for the rest of my shift. lol.
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: millzy]
#22166839 - 08/30/15 09:32 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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hahaha that's funny as fuck man.
What's a microdot?
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: mollymadman]
#22166850 - 08/30/15 09:35 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Tiny micro tablet or capsule of LSD
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: Detached]
#22166858 - 08/30/15 09:36 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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hard little pellet about the size of a donut sprinkle containing LSD
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: Detached]
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i ran up to my first delivery's doorstep, handed her the pizza and ran back to my car and peeled out down the street like i was running for my life. for some reason i thought this was playing it cool. but i forgot to get her money. when i opened the door to walk back into the building at work everyone was pointing and laughing at me. my boss was just like dude go wash some dishes and chill out kinda laughing it off. that was a really fun job. i got wasted every day at work and gas was cheap so i made pretty good money.
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: Detached]
#22166869 - 08/30/15 09:39 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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lsd is super potent though. I guess it's mixed with something?
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: mollymadman]
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no microdots typically only contain LSD. they're so small no other active substance could fit in them really
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: millzy]
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Sounds like a really cool boss man. Most bosses I know would be pissed as fuck about that.
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: Sheekle]
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Sheekle said: no microdots typically only contain LSD. they're so small no other active substance could fit in them really
That sounds like the way to do acid then. I wish i could get some microdots.
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: mollymadman]
#22166880 - 08/30/15 09:42 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Pizza delivery was my favorite minimum wage job. It was always one big party
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: mollymadman]
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these were just little yellow tabs. i'm not sure how they were made but they were legit. anyone who took acid back then could probably tell you all about microdots.
all my bosses were chill. one would have me go get 8 balls for him and break me off lines in his office. it was an allegedly mobbed up pizza joint in this rich suburb of my city. i always suspected there was more going on there than just drugs. some of my coworkers were rich shithead kids but i was mostly too fucked up to bother with 'em.
i can't believe that was 20 years ago. jeez.
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millzy said: these were just little yellow tabs. i'm not sure how they were made but they were legit. anyone who took acid back then could probably tell you all about microdots.
all my bosses were chill. one would have me go get 8 balls for him and break me off lines in his office. it was an allegedly mobbed up pizza joint in this rich suburb of my city. i always suspected there was more going on there than just drugs. some of my coworkers were rich shithead kids but i was mostly too fucked up to bother with 'em.
i can't believe that was 20 years ago. jeez.
Do you still do this shit at your current job? lol it sounds like a fun life.
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: mollymadman]
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I used to work at a pizza place and one of my coworkers used to deliver on acid all the time. His most previous job was actually pizza delivery, and he got fired for losing the pizza while delivering on acid one day.
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: mollymadman]
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nah. i caught a possession case when i was 19 and had to get serious about my life. after the dust settled i went into a lucrative trade for about ten years and am currently attending college planning the next few chapters. i have some stories from those days but i do not pine for them. it was a confusing, dangerous time for me and i'm lucky to have survived it.
it was also just a lot more relaxed than it is now. mind you this was all before 9/11. it wasn't unusual to just get let go by the cops if you were pulled over and obviously smoking weed. it happened to me while i was delivering pizzas a couple of times. it's a different world now.
beyond that, i wouldn't advise anyone to get behind the wheel of a car on lsd or any psychedelic or really any drug, including weed. i was an extremely reckless and stupid teenager.
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It's still pretty chill up here in canada man. Cops in my city at least don't give a fuck about weed so long as youa ren't being a retard with it.
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: mollymadman]
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i'm in the deep south in just about the reddest state in the country. nobody plays around here.
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: millzy]
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That kinda sucks man. I wish everyone would just let each other be so long as they aren't a danger to people.
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: mollymadman]
#22167004 - 08/30/15 10:17 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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One day I was at a friends house. The neighbor guy was a pill head who had any thing you could ever want, uppers, downers, even anti biotic's. Any ways one day he came over. He asked me if I would step out side with him. We walked around to the back of the house. He asked me if I wanted some Xanax that he knew I wanted some. I was stupid. I took a huge bag. He fronted them to me. Next thing I know I'm in my friends house.. a few people are over, I pop some Xanax, no one knows it. Soon enough I'm high and I took nearly the entire bag. I get so fucked up that I nearly stop breathing. Any ways after 2 or three days disappeared I found my self awakened in the morning still pretty fucked up (but I remember this). I go to my friends house angry. Idk why I was angry at them tho they did nothing but help me. They gave me some cocaine, I snort a line. I immediately leave. I go to my place of work looking to beat up a manager that I did not like. I get there I go inside and I say "Where is he! Where!" To other employees. They don't understand who I'm talking about and why I'm so angry. I say the managers name. They said "dude its his day off you know that". Then I played it off by going to a different area asking for my schedule.
Other than that I used to work in a grocery store. I had a Cig packed with tobacco and synthetics. I smoked it. I got REALLY high, uncomfortably dizzy high. I played it off with no problems tho. Weed was never a problem to get super stoned on before work. Synthetics, that shit was problem!
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: Dr.Wongburger]
#22167010 - 08/30/15 10:20 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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haha that's jokes man. Those synths tend to have a negative effect on a lot of people I know who use them.
lol man, i used to be in a really shitty point in my life and i was getting fucked up way too often and went to my old work and called out my manager while totally drunk and on codeine. I was asked to leave...
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: mollymadman]
#22167087 - 08/30/15 10:44 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Most fucked I've ever been at work was probably one night shift I worked in late 2014 under the influence of a lot of kratom, etizolam, and repeated bumps of ethylphenidate. The store was dead all night so I spent almost all night chilling outside by my car chainsmoking cigs and marijuana, geeked as fuck Easiest ~60 I ever made. Stories like that make me miss the Circle K days but in reality it was probably the worst fuckin' job I've ever had.
These days I don't get "fucked up" at work, but I do go to work high one way or another almost invariably.
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: hex_enduction]
#22167137 - 08/30/15 10:58 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I once told my boss i was gonna be housesitting at my sister's so i wouldn't be able to come into work, so he said it was fine. I go to house sit(more dog watching than house sitting) and decide to take a hit of acid and walk the dogs.
As soon as the hit is on my tongue i get a call from him saying he needed me to come in at 3 am(exactly twelve hours later, i know barely any effects but still) to do snow removal. Luckily i didn't have to drive the truck while working, but since we'd already agreed to me not coming in, i had no snow clothes to wear at her house. I had to drive 40 minutes away to get my snow gear and it started snowing really hard, luckily the acid i had was pretty fucking weak. Probably 3-4 hits to start seeing tracers. When i got back to her house i took a benadryl and spent the whole trip trying to fall asleep and not trip.
Worst part was that placebo effect got in my head about dph causing people to see spiders. I was only on 25 mg of it, but every second i got close to falling asleep, i would have a hypnagogic image of a big ass spider repelling down its string right into my face and when it hit me i would jolt back awake.
Well i woke up in time for work, and while i did say the acid was weak i am a very lightweight person to psychadelics, so i flat out didn't feel right when i was there. Idk not to fucked up for work or anything but that's the instant that came to mind.
Another time i stayed up all night eating kratom. One of my first few times, and i ate like 36 grams and went to sleep 4-5 hours before i had to work. Went to work, amd puked my brains out 3 times in the bathroom. Not fun.
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Man puking at work sucks. I did that on codeine once and never again.
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: mollymadman]
#22167393 - 08/31/15 12:54 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: drr]
#22167397 - 08/31/15 12:56 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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probably that strange dishwasher who never talks to anyone.
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: drr]
#22167402 - 08/31/15 01:00 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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One time this dude I worked with at bdubs we were cooks he was just a trash ball that loved getting fucked up. I once walked in to the cooler and he was smoking crack lmao. But the day he got fired he was on the grill prolly just shot up some heroin on his smoke break and he was nodding out the whole time except he literally fell cheek first into the grill and burnt half his face lmao funniest shit ive ever seen
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I once worked for minute made as a "blender" so my job was pretty crucial I could not make no mistakes. well I met this girl that had worked at a weed clinic I picked up at often. Well she had some super potent wax and flowers . She got me super baked before work. So I'm high as fuck and sorta just cursing along. I was dumping 55 gallon drums of " lime aid" concentrate well after that was dumped and all cleaned up. I set up a new batch of " berry punch " concentrate. As I'm waiting on the green light I put on my head phones to jam out while I work. My co worker comes back from the lab and he gives me the hand gesture that everything was good. I dump the drums and go over to the computer to open up a valve that brings the sugars to the tank. Well I look and see that I have 14,000 gallons of juice in a tank that was supposed to be only 7,000 gallons . I went and made berry lime aid punch my signature flavor all while stoned and blood shot eyes. I tell my co worker " I done fucked up big time this year" we run over to the tank look in side and watch as the blades of this giant blender mixing my new signature flavor.
I was never fired but I was pretty much given the back door . I worked 12 hour shits Monday - Friday and 13.00 an hour after my fuck up I was down to 24 hours a week. I ended up just quitting. Best job of my life to date wish I would have just taken the punishment. O well.
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