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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #22158091 - 08/28/15 07:23 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

It had been quite some time since I had dabbled in the Xanax game.

I was stressed and feeling tense. The nervousness seemed to be uncomfortably creeping up on me.
Each step I took felt as if I was walking toward the source of the anxiety. I would think that this feeling was at its peak, and then It would swell even more.

I had come across a 2mg alprazolam. I debated for quite a while before finally devouring it and then waiting eagerly for it to take effect.

Now, I remembered from my teens years (the ones where I could consider myself young and dumb) that a dose such as the one I had consumed was not entirely intoxicating. I was wrong.


It wasn't long after the feeding that I found myself in a very drunken state. Not the happy go lucky drunk either -- I'm talking the "Help, where am I?" drunk.

I could hardly walk a straight line. I would stumble and then look around aimlessly, wondering if anybody had witnessed it. Last I remember, I was hunched over with my face in my palms, telling myself to pull it together.





Are you visualizing something sexual? Shame on you.

Anyway, sorry for the story kind of traling off. Xanax.


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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: shadyy]
    #22158099 - 08/28/15 07:25 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Mmm, bars.

Yeah - benzos are terrible to work under the influence of.


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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: mollymadman]
    #22158208 - 08/28/15 08:01 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

hippieflipped and got called in to work on a sunday morning tripping/rolling face once a long ass time ago.  the bastards made me sort forks :facepalm:


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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: plurfekt] * 1
    #22158218 - 08/28/15 08:04 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Man! There's nothing I hate more than...fork sorting.


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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: shadyy]
    #22158237 - 08/28/15 08:10 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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i hate liz said:
Man! There's nothing I hate more than...fork sorting.




rofl man it was killing me.  and occasionally, between seeing 9-headed forks all day, i had to carry 2x milk bags for dispensing and mount those like every hour... couldn't wait to gtfouta there rofl

everything was melting.  it was bad.  hahah...  had a girl over the night before too, my mom had to emergency drop her off a town over before taking me to work... talk about awkward moments.  ahhhh, youth.

now i'm being stalked by my rich psychopath ex-girlfriend and today is 28 months off the hard stuff.  shit happens.


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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: shadyy]
    #22158247 - 08/28/15 08:13 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I had a cashier job a couple years ago was always fucked up on something. Usually ate a bunch of benzos before I went in and had a few blackouts while working. Looking back it must've been pretty fucking obvious because I was always like really fucked up one day i'd be all barred out then the next I might be all geeked up talking and moving real fast


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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: mollymadman]
    #22158290 - 08/28/15 08:23 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Good shares so far everybody!

About 5 years ago I was doing these promotions for a big coconut water brand. We'd go to parks and events all over the city and hand out coconut water and talk to people about the brand and stuff. One night before an early Saturday morning promotion I got really high with some friends on like the cleanest MDMA I have ever had. When 7am rolled around and I hadn't slept yet, we had to start brainstorming for ways for me to make it to my shift. My friend didn't have any amphetamines, but he did have some lsd gel tabs I could have. He had two and said they were OLD and he wasn't positive they'd still be active. I took both.

They were starting to kick in really strongly as I walked up to meet my crew. As soon as I arrived the team leaders were like - Ok, this spot is dead we're going to drive to another part of the park, everybody get in the van. Three of them immediately piled in the front, and so I had to jump in the back. The back was closed off from the rest of the van, and when they slammed the door on me I started to panic. It was sweltering hot and completely pitch black. I got so confused because it had all happened so fast and I totally thought I was being kidnapped. I had the harebrained idea to open the door and jump out at a stop light, and I started panicking even MORE when I realized I couldn't open the door from the inside.

Needless to say I was relieved when they opened the door at our next location, and somehow I made it through that day.

Working on Meth was always awesome. Even if I had missed two days of sleep, I still worked better on Meth. :lol:


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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: yogabunny]
    #22158305 - 08/28/15 08:28 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

hahahaha that woulda been great if u ran out at a stop light and everyone was like wtf


one time i contemplated doing that when i was on acid, except at a stop sign. my reasoning was that the acid was secretly DOI and i was gonna die of a heart attack or trip for 36 hours (it was actually just good acid), i settled for just sticking my head out the window while my friend drove around cuz it felt good


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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: Sheekle]
    #22158322 - 08/28/15 08:32 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I definitely would have gotten fired if I had because I was already an hour late for the shift.

20 minutes in the back of that van felt like an hour to my LSD addled mind, dude. I was so certain I was going to suffocate and die or get raped. :lol:


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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: yogabunny]
    #22158367 - 08/28/15 08:43 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

hour late jeez wtf

i knew some dude that used to go to work on acid all the time, and he'd be like fashionably late all the time too. for a summer he worked at a golf course, driving the golf cart around. he'd sell me some pot and be like "haha, i just took some acid 45 mins ago." then after selling me the weed he'd be like "alright, i'm late for work! GTG!" i'd be like wtf dude

he once took 4 hits of acid and drove around on the golf cart all day then accidentally locked his car keys in the company safe after


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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: Sheekle]
    #22158418 - 08/28/15 09:01 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I smoke a joint or two before work. I've been stoned at work, actually had a customer ask me if I was high once, when I was. I've eaten kratom at work multiple times. I've eaten wet pins before work multiple times. I've eaten 1/4 a 150ug tab right before a shift. I've gone in after eating L the night before and not sleeping.

The worst was the morning after I did 400mg 4-AcO-DMT. I went in to grab my check while I was nearby. Ended up just staring at my manager with this maniacal grin until he asked me if I was blazed out.

Red eyes / big pupils are the biggest give aways. Otherwise people just see it as a fluctuation in mood


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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: Govam]
    #22158425 - 08/28/15 09:03 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

minus xanax/opiates/beer i really havent gotten too fucked up at work.

ive always worked around pretty dangerous shit, so i kinda stay on the sober side.


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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: plurfekt]
    #22166779 - 08/30/15 09:23 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

plurfekt said:
hippieflipped and got called in to work on a sunday morning tripping/rolling face once a long ass time ago.  the bastards made me sort forks :facepalm:




lmao! Man this is hilarious. What a hellacious way to spend a hippieflip... hahaha that's funny dude. I bet it could have been fun though.


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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: plurfekt]
    #22166804 - 08/30/15 09:26 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

plurfekt said:

now i'm being stalked by my rich psychopath ex-girlfriend and today is 28 months off the hard stuff.  shit happens.





Just get back at her by posting nudes.


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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: DragonChaser]
    #22166812 - 08/30/15 09:28 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

You shouldn't disrespect women by posting images they trusted you by letting you have.


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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: mollymadman]
    #22166821 - 08/30/15 09:29 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

when i was 17 i tried to deliver pizzas on several microdot hits of lsd (it was the 90's). it didn't go well. the trees were growing over the street as i was driving. i forgot to collect the money from my first delivery and was ridiculed by my boss and coworkers, who all knew i was :dontspillme:.

after that first run they decided it would be a good idea to have me wash dishes for the rest of my shift. lol.


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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: millzy]
    #22166839 - 08/30/15 09:32 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

hahaha that's funny as fuck man.

What's a microdot?


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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: mollymadman]
    #22166850 - 08/30/15 09:35 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Tiny micro tablet or capsule of LSD


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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: Detached]
    #22166858 - 08/30/15 09:36 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

hard little pellet about the size of a donut sprinkle containing LSD


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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: Detached]
    #22166867 - 08/30/15 09:38 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

i ran up to my first delivery's doorstep, handed her the pizza and ran back to my car and peeled out down the street like i was running for my life. for some reason i thought this was playing it cool. but i forgot to get her money. when i opened the door to walk back into the building at work everyone was pointing and laughing at me. my boss was just like dude go wash some dishes and chill out kinda laughing it off. that was a really fun job. i got wasted every day at work and gas was cheap so i made pretty good money.


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