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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: Zombi3]
#22155324 - 08/28/15 08:23 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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yeah fuck trying to work on dissociating drugs like DXM or MXE or K.....definitely seems to alert attention to your mental faculties
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: Everything]
#22155340 - 08/28/15 08:29 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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That restaurant was hella dope. Once I started cooking we would eat pot cookies and blaze on the roof. Then for a while jack and coke was all we drank on account of free pop.
I worked there almost 7 years. They had live music and the owner/boss never came around so it was a madhouse. Good times.
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: Zombi3]
#22155379 - 08/28/15 08:43 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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honestly sounds good for business. I like going to places like that.
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: Everything]
#22155409 - 08/28/15 08:52 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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the summer before this summer i was really addicted to etizolam and i worked at a jewish summer camp. i had just gotten a new batch of etiz, and as i always did with a new batch, i took 4mg right away. this was before noon and i started work at 3:30. i took some more before work and i brought along some more to take at work. i don't remember how much i took exactly, but it was somewhere from 10-15mg. we had a break everyday where we'd eat and then a few of us would go off and smoke weed. i smoked quite a bit of pot and took more etiz during the break. after break we have to get ready to serve the kids dinner, and this is when the funny shit happens. apparently, during dinner i just stood in one stop swaying back and forth and bobbing my head. i don't think i helped one kid with his dinner. i guess the head rabbi was at dinner that night and he stood next to me during dinner with a really worried look on his face. my friends told me that i was eating some bread and trying to be sly about it. i guess i took a bite every few minutes, then i dropped then bread, looked around, slowly picked it back up.... then then slowly took another bite. my friends were cracking up. oh i also was trying to be sneaky about texting but it was the most obvious thing ever, apparently.
i was really fucked up that day at work. everyone knew, even the supervisor. but he didn't say anything cause he would always be drunk during work, so he knew how it was. a lot of the head kitchen staff were actually alcoholics.
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: Zombi3]
#22155456 - 08/28/15 09:05 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Zombi3 said: That restaurant was hella dope. Once I started cooking we would eat pot cookies and blaze on the roof. Then for a while jack and coke was all we drank on account of free pop.
I worked there almost 7 years. They had live music and the owner/boss never came around so it was a madhouse. Good times.
Aw yeah. At my old job myself and my co-workers did that as servers on account of the variety of and unlimited drink mixers. Usually with Bacardi or Jack. We were all college age then. Doubt we'd do that nowadays if given the same opportunity but who knows. By the end of every Friday and Saturday night shift we were fucked up.
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: bukkake]
#22155479 - 08/28/15 09:11 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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A few of us had to sleep in our cars after fridays shift more than a few times  Which was fine in the summer when you had to be back for lunch shift the next day anyway. Restaurants a riot to work in.
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: Zombi3]
#22155541 - 08/28/15 09:28 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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You fuckers are crazy!
Eh all I can think of besides being really super baked at work(constantly), was one time at the park in the summertime. One of the 16 year old summer hires said to me and my buddy that he had 3 18 racks of beer in his tool chest in the back of his truck. Go take as much as you want he said. A truck bed toolchest full of ice and beer, was a amazing sight in july. The bosses were gone, I grabbed fuckin 8 of em. Then my buddy said he wasn't gonna drink on the job, so I drank all 8 of them in about 30 minutes. Then proceeded to run a chainsaw for the rest of the day. I am way safer than my buddy with the chainsaw, even if I was shithammered. And he knew that and just let me go to it. It was fun as hell!
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: Habadashery]
#22156566 - 08/28/15 01:07 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Being a cashier at Target was one of my first ever jobs
One night I dropped 2 hits of L, late as fuck, and had to work the next morning at 8 AM
Don't ask me why I dosed late, Idk, I was a kid so I was even dumber than I am now
Anyway, I was still tripping when I went in, still probably had a few good hours left on the trip, and checking people out on a Sunday morning at Target while tripping off acid...

I don't think I said a word the entire morning
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: Niffla]
#22156577 - 08/28/15 01:11 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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There was this one time.... I drank two whole coffees within an hour.
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: Dark_Star]
#22156611 - 08/28/15 01:22 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Back when I was 17-18 I used to work at a pool supply store. I would regularly get as stoned as I could before work, and smoke outside in the back as well. I had NO IDEA about ANYTHING in the store related to any of the products for all the months I worked there, I was always too baked n' shit. Customers would ask me questions and I would always refer them to other workers.
I used to also try and suck my own dick in the back room, no BS.
I would sit around near a ton of shit that I would pretend to be working on if a manager walked by.
I would forget shit right after being told about it.
I would take snacks from the bosses office and not put 50 cents in like I was supposed to, then I would throw the snacks places.
I would climb all over boxes in the back like they were a jungle gym or something, IDK!
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: Everything]
#22156664 - 08/28/15 01:36 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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When I started kratom I would sometimes go into work nodding alittle too hard in the AM
that's pretty much it I never go to work *fucked up *
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: mollymadman]
#22156692 - 08/28/15 01:40 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I once sniffed a whole mdma dose right when I started my shift as a seller.
The mdma felt sooo good as I was doing all my tasks, rolling shivers down my back and what not. Everything was moving like lsd but it was vibier, I guess. I was dancing to every song that came on, walking back and forth from the bathroom to the floor.
Another time I dose a tab of some acid right before my shift.
All I do now a days is kratom but I don't get fucked up off of it.
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: Sham87]
#22156714 - 08/28/15 01:45 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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On my lunch break right now, on etizolam, and smoked a nice big bowl just now. Walking back in in 15 minutes to finish off the day feeling fine.
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: Sham87]
#22156717 - 08/28/15 01:46 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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sounds like a fun way to work. wow XTC at work,theres a first.
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: Sheekle]
#22157126 - 08/28/15 03:14 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Sheekle said: Back when I was 17-18 I used to work at a pool supply store. I would regularly get as stoned as I could before work, and smoke outside in the back as well. I had NO IDEA about ANYTHING in the store related to any of the products for all the months I worked there, I was always too baked n' shit. Customers would ask me questions and I would always refer them to other workers.
I used to also try and suck my own dick in the back room, no BS.
I would sit around near a ton of shit that I would pretend to be working on if a manager walked by.
I would forget shit right after being told about it.
I would take snacks from the bosses office and not put 50 cents in like I was supposed to, then I would throw the snacks places.
I would climb all over boxes in the back like they were a jungle gym or something, IDK!
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Once I accidentally took some mdma that I forgot I put mdma in a prilosec cap. So I had acid reflux,took something for it and started rolling face. It was soooo wierd, I figured it out an hour in. Took opiates to calm me down and constrict my pupils a bit
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The lawyer I worked for made me come in on New Year's Day. Of course, I drank a pitcher of beer and a bottle of Jack Daniels Single Barrel the night before. When I showed up, I was still super slurring drunk from the night before. I was clean, showered, and dressed right though. The lawyer bought me this lemonade/cayenne pepper drink. That combined with the hangover I was experiencing in real-time was punishment.
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This is takes the cake on all of you both in depravity and turnt up-ness. I was about 17 and everyone in school figured out duster could get you high, there was entire crowds of them doing it in the halls blatently getting fucked up in front of the teachers every break. Eventually I decided Id check it out and I bought a can on my way to work. I showed up a little early and decided to bust it out in the change room. I took a huge rip and got floored checked my watch, and took another then another, and I blacked out. I regained consciousness 5 minutes later to my boss looking over me with this panicked expression on her face, and her telling me to just stay still because the ambulance was on its way. Too which I replied "get me some water" and noped the fuck out of there when she went to get it. Unfortunately I didnt get to keep my job
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: mollymadman]
#22158022 - 08/28/15 07:07 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I once showed up at work blacked out and slurring and stumbling on clonazolam.
It was a miracle I didn't get fired. I had the good thinking to say I was on seizure medication then got my doctor to write me a note saying it was a reaction to two medications I had been put on.
Amazingly it worked out fine and had no consequences but it was embarrassing. A good wake up call, clonazolam is way too strong for me and way too long lasting. I hadn't even taken any that day I was docked up from the night.
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: Moonshoe]
#22158089 - 08/28/15 07:22 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I used to get really fucked up in my earlier jobs. One time I rolled during a 8 hour shift in a restaurant kitchen. It wasn't a great idea. Was really terribly hot over a grill. Was fucked up on pills for about 3 years. Nodding off and shit in the workplace. Terrible in hindsight. Eventually cost me the job.
I grew up and got my act together. Now I don't mix work and play. That's what the weekends are for and even then, my partying has really died down. I can't afford to be hungover or look like I've been on a bender when Monday rolls around.
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