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Most fucked up you've been at work?
#22154599 - 08/28/15 12:39 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Hey guys and gals!
First of all I just want to say I love you people. You're all very nice and welcoming, I've really enjoyed talking to a lot of you. Who would have thought the internet had so many cool people chillin around. It's awesome that we can use this tool (the web) to connect such a previously sparse community. It's actually awesome! Much love to all of you 
Anyways, I digress. What I wanted to talk about is drugs and work! Lol now I'm sure we've all done some stupid shit in the past, so rather than feel bad about it lets all share a laugh. So my question to you is: what's the most fucked up you've been/gotten at work without getting in serious shit about it? Hell, even with getting I'm shit about it?
For me it was fairly recently. I was up all night getting fucked up and decidesbtje best way to sty awake at work was to microdose some shrooms and mdma. Well it started feeling really good and I came to the conclusion that I may as well do more lol. So I just kept taking tiny redoses of each. By lunchtime I was sweating pretty bad and the keyboard started to melt at my desk. Luckily I didn't have to talk to anyone and didn't get in shit, but it was still pretty fucked. I ended up closing my eyes for like an hour in fractal land and came to unscathed. It was actually pretty cool but wasn't something I'd recommend to a novice. It turns out tho that microdosing shrooms is pretty easy to handle and kinda just feels like clean weed with no butn out. I might experiment more with this. Microdosing molls is pretty cool too but by hour 6 its either roll hard or crash hard. Not sustainable for an 8 hour shift. Still fun tho.
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: mollymadman]
#22154623 - 08/28/15 12:49 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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yeah microdosing shrooms is quite manageable.
I used to go to work totally whacked on heroin, back when I was a junkie. Looking back it was probably so obvious to everybody. Sometimes I'd get to work while was still nodding so I'd just chill in the woods by the bustop until I came down enough to go to work.
Luckily I work unsupervised or I would have been fired for sure.
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: mollymadman] 2
#22154626 - 08/28/15 12:50 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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After college, I had this corporate office job. Most boring fucking thing I've ever done. Sit at a computer all day.
I hated it so much I started drinking at my desk, while popping klonopins. That led to drinking at my desk+kpin+snorting painkillers in the bathroom.
That led to deskdrink+kpins+snorting painkillers in the bathroom+snorting adderall at my desk.
Which of course led to deskdrinking+kpins+deskaddy+snorting heroin at my desk and smoking pot in the parking lot... so I was pretty fucked up at work.
When I quit, they wanted to give me a raise, promote me to management, and transfer me to a department that did nothing but programming. No lie.
Edit- now I work at home depot
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Edited by DragonChaser (08/28/15 12:52 AM)
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: DragonChaser]
#22154647 - 08/28/15 12:59 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Damn man. You still getting that fucked up at home depot? Should stuck around for the money money is nice.
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: mollymadman]
#22154662 - 08/28/15 01:05 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Nah dude, like 2 years after I quit that job I went to rehab. I was actually worse by the time I went to rehab. I've posted on here about it.
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: DragonChaser]
#22154672 - 08/28/15 01:09 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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So you finished college and work at home depot? Why not use your education?
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: mollymadman]
#22154683 - 08/28/15 01:17 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I have a BS in math, don't really know what I can do with it.
Was a high school math teacher (in between the corporate job and rehab) but I don't wanna do that again.
Edit- been thinking about getting a certificate in some type of programming to pair with my degree, I've heard that is good for employment.
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: DragonChaser]
#22154687 - 08/28/15 01:19 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Haha woah man u were a math teacher who did drugs? That must have been a trip! Any cool stories?
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: mollymadman]
#22154696 - 08/28/15 01:23 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Once after heavy MXE-session I was still pretty fucked up in the morning. Fun times
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: mollymadman]
#22154708 - 08/28/15 01:30 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Not really, I was at a Catholic high school and burned out after 1 semester. The students thought I was hysterical. My principal (who was my vice principal when I attended that school) didn't think I was as funny.
What could she have been expecting though? She suspended my ass so many times when I was 15-17.
I resigned, 2 months later got hospitalized against my will, a month later went to rehab. I had just turned 28.
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: DragonChaser]
#22154731 - 08/28/15 01:45 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Balls deep in ketamine addiction and I was stacking potatosacks 5-10-20kg on wood and put 'em in the freezer.
Now to keep myself entertained in this shitjob I usually went for perfecto stacking.
Some potatosacks would come out vaccuum-sealed so they were basically bricks you could stack
Now in ketamine addiction I really didn't care so all of the sudden the stack fell over and I just laughed called for "insertguynamehere but without vowels-pronunciation" to come fix it.
Yeah. Embarassing to say at the least.
Other then that I was doing a construction gig and it was really a 5man job but I said fuck it, i'm going solo cause I need cash.
So amphetamines up my nose, in my stomach all day all night.
Most embarassing part was probably when I was working at 4am still chafing the walls and the owner came looking and asked me what i'm doing and I just exclaimed "OH IM STILL HAVING FUN!"
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: Beanhead]
#22154777 - 08/28/15 02:16 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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My friend had some herbal pills. He said it's mainly just caffeine and whatnot, should keep us awake for like two hours or so.
So after an hour, I thought it was just bunk. Nothing happened. After an hour and 30 minutes, something WAS happening, even though my friend had to go home soon, as we both had work in the morning.
So I look the pills up on the internet... turns out the main ingredient is hawaiian baby woodrose.
So anyway, I didn't sleep, next day at work I was still tripping. I think my boss knew something was up, but he left me alone because I was still doing a good job.
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: Beanhead]
#22154779 - 08/28/15 02:18 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I used to work in a video store and decided to have a few 80mg oxys on top of 30 vals. I remember a couple bringing me their movies and I jus stood there and fell asleep, opened my eyes and was " Can I help you with anything dozing in and out of consciousness" to which they replied just the movies you have in your hand this went on for about 5 times before they finally got their movies, that's the worst I've been at work but not the last time I worked on oxys was pretty regular thing for me.
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: Laughingcowwa]
#22154791 - 08/28/15 02:28 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I used to do rails of coke off my iphone screen at work.
Ive also been stumble stepping drunk.
At another job i was smoking crack in the bathroom.
Once i started shooting i od'd on heroin and dropped after i walked out. Woke up in an ambulance. That was embarrassing.
Even though that was one time out of maybe 100 times. Made me leave alaska i had to get away.
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: mollymadman]
#22154805 - 08/28/15 02:49 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I didn't make a habit of going into work fucked up.
But there have been days where I downed 750ml of liquor and got about 2 hours of sleep and went in. I was probably still drunk when I went in, but didn't really feel like it. All I felt was a ridiculous fucking hangover. I felt fried, nauseous, dizzy, just wanted to follow over and pass out.
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: Shroomslip]
#22154830 - 08/28/15 03:16 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Some of the above are a pretty well at most one could do with getting twisted at work.
Me first experience was after a dip out of high school, being a junior, after lunch house party to boose. Drank a drunkful amount and proceeded to have friend drop me off at the car wash where worked. So much fun was had throwing that brush full of bubbles all over the car to scrub clean. Was really turned onto the work. Ya' know? Wearing boots, bubbles, hoses and the that stainless steal to scrub and spray, a fun time right there. Even got to feeling all cheerful, I entered into the main office area where the oil changers would help bill customers in the lobby and I held a well conversation with the workers and the boss man. Chip and cheery.oh. i am sure they could've guessed I was drunk. What would they care? They were smoking marijuana in the back electically room. Took another half year before us car washers began puffing herb in the car wash shops bathroom. And that there begins the joy of high times at work.
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: WhoManBeing]
#22154837 - 08/28/15 03:24 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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One shop, a sub shop where worked along, the shop located in a cogered outdoor mall area, I would close shop, be the only one there working. I would empty out half a Lucky Strike cigarette and fill with herb, taking that to work I felt I couldn't dip out the back door because if a customer came in I wouldn't know, and if cutsomer stayed waiting, I would smell as fresh burnt herb and have a guilty look as to what been doing. So, I would smoke right out front the door, thinking if any one did come to shop, hey, I could open the door for them. The cig would have only three, four, five puffs of herb before the tobacco be a smoking. Silly, how recall the exhaled smoke would go billowing down the covered outdoor mall walkways for any one to smell. Never once a complaint or word spoke about it.
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: WhoManBeing]
#22154956 - 08/28/15 05:24 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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When I was a teenager I would smoke as much weed as I could on my way to my fast food job. Took my last hit in the parking lot, when in, washed my hands. Get to the register and first customers were two state troopers. Nothing happened but that was not how I wanted to start that shift.
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: grower182]
#22155273 - 08/28/15 08:00 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I have worked food booths at a handful of music festivals and thats the only time i am willing to enough of anything to be really high at work.
I drank 11+ drops of LSD some not so great but still visuals from one hit (50ug) during the entire work shift making pizzas for people. I don't get paid...or fired so its all cool! I never really fuck up bad either, i've worked this one food booth 5 year 7 days out of the year and i honestly don't have anything funny to say...one time i put too much feta on a pizza when we were closing to make up for lack of mozz and my boss wasnt that happy was on 10mg~ 2c-p at the time
I worked this other fest and we were a breakfast booth....the night before i did over 160mg mxe can remember at least doing that much on top of 8mg 2c-p and 4 hits of acid and i was supposed to work at 10:30AM. i was still tripping balls and definitely M holed or as ever high as you can really be while trying to function on that stuff. anyways i couldnt read and the sun had been up for a while so i got freaked out i missed my shift and got to work 30 minutes early at 10 instead and was so freaking high i don't know how i did anything or why anyone let me stay in the kitchen, but i fuckin made waffles, bannana fucking waffles....the batter, cooked it everything, fucking high as shittttt on MXE, felt a million faces beyond melted.
I remember starting to feel soberish but trippy way later around 6pm up from the mxe as we were filling a bunch of water balloons for small children to play with. it was awesome!
I can work no problems on 6mg DOM...in fact i think i might have been a notch improved, I was working the ovens baking pizzas bout 4 at a time. had ZERO problems. that was a fucking awesome shift i got along great with everyone working. I wish i had some embarrassing story about being way too fucked up at work and doing something really funny. So funny to think how high on MXE i was and how everyone was eating waffles i was producing...i seriously could not see detail in human faces or anything, it was like lego world kinda but more like shitty video game graphics.
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Re: Most fucked up you've been at work? [Re: mollymadman]
#22155297 - 08/28/15 08:10 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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300mg DXM while working as a dishwasher in a restaurant when I was 16
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