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Offlinepfxtc
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Re: kissing and dirty pi** test? [Re: Magicman69]
    #22153912 - 08/27/15 09:25 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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pfxtc said:
Literally the dumbest question I've ever heard. If you haven't smoked in a few weeks/months, you can literally smoke right before a drug test and pass it, or smoke a few hits the night before and probably still pass the next morning



Literally worst advice I've ever heard. If you smoke enough weed to get high, even just a little high, the day before a test you'll fail. I hadn't smoked weed in almost two years before taking literally two hits of a joint. I failed a UA 9 days later. I'm 5'10 160 so it wasn't because I'm fat.




I can't find the other studies mentioning certain subjects who were clean within 24 hrs though I'm not looking too hard. Also there are reports of people smoking in THE MORNING and passing a UA in the afternoon. If I smoked a few hits I know for a fact I'd be clean in 9 days.

Notice I never ADVISED anything, was merely sharing anecdotes. You shouldn't smoke at all if you do UA's. The point is that THC is not as insanely detectable as people think it is with occasional use. Every person is also different and I said 'probably' as well :lol:. I've tested myself at home 2 days after a random hit or three and came up clean. I didn't mean it to be taken as advice, but when you ask if you can 'test +' for kissing someone with THC in their system you should definitely read up more on drug testing and how it works - a lot of people think if you smoke a gram on a friday after not having smoked for 6 months that you'll be '+' for 90 days if you don't smoke again afterwards, and that's not typically true.

"The study showed that in an occasional marijuana smoker that detection times for THC are approximately 24 hours, within 48 hours of ingestion the subject was testing clean(-) Detection times were determined to be so short that it would be possible to ingest THC on a friday and be clean by monday, thereby negating any test given after 48 hours of initial ingestion. "


https://www.erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=37341


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Re: kissing and dirty pi** test? [Re: pfxtc]
    #22153972 - 08/27/15 09:35 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

It took me ~90 for a solid line pass the last time I cleaned out my system.  This time I'm clean on day 27 and still dirty as fuck.  I smoked an oz and a half of girl scout cookies, ate mad edibles, and smoked ~5g of shatter within a 4 days window right before I quit.

But kissing someone who has smoked doesn't make sense unless that blow smoke in your lungs.  I highly doubt a mouth swab test would show either.  I'd still scrub my cheeks well before going in, but I wouldn't stress/worry about it.


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Re: kissing and dirty pi** test? [Re: MrBlueYoMind]
    #22153980 - 08/27/15 09:39 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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It took me ~90 for a solid line pass the last time I cleaned out my system.  This time I'm clean on day 27 and still dirty as fuck.  I smoked an oz and a half of girl scout cookies, ate mad edibles, and smoked ~5g of shatter within a 4 days window right before I quit.

But kissing someone who has smoked doesn't make sense unless that blow smoke in your lungs.  I highly doubt a mouth swab test would show either.  I'd still scrub my cheeks well before going in, but I wouldn't stress/worry about it.




We're just talking about super short occasional use, like 1-3 hits every 6 months.


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Re: kissing and dirty pi** test? [Re: pfxtc]
    #22154016 - 08/27/15 09:50 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I'm 22 ,I'll be 23 in December

@Confucius
I did take the advise I'm not with the abusive ex anymore but I am seeing somebody I've liked a long time and who has also liked me a long time we are adults and want to see where it goes he understands I just got out of a long relationship and wants to move at the pace I'm comfortable with



I'm already forgetting my ex it's easy after everything he put me through I don't want to think of him


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Re: kissing and dirty pi** test? [Re: burningstar06]
    #22154032 - 08/27/15 09:53 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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I'm already forgetting my ex it's easy after everything he put me through I don't want to think of him



Stay away from alcohol and benzos :lol: that shit will change pretty quick.


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I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


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Re: kissing and dirty pi** test? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22154043 - 08/27/15 09:55 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

This must have been Jerards first kiss :prettyflyforawhiteguy:


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Re: kissing and dirty pi** test? [Re: pfxtc]
    #22154060 - 08/27/15 10:01 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I had a buddy who was pretty fat who abstained from smoking for like 2 months and failed his test


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Re: kissing and dirty pi** test? [Re: nicechrisman]
    #22154069 - 08/27/15 10:02 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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I had a buddy who was pretty fat who abstained from smoking for like 2 months and failed his test



THC stores very well in fat cells.

Skinny people with little fat cells can detox super fast

EDIT: i mean you probably know that....which is probably why you mentioned he was fat...poor fat man..


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Re: kissing and dirty pi** test? [Re: MajickMuffin]
    #22154087 - 08/27/15 10:05 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

yeah he's from the midwest. I guess there's a lot of fat people there


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