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Wtf do I do with a giant San Pedro?
#22147392 - 08/26/15 04:10 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Someone I'm loosely connected to is giving me a giant San Pedro cactus.... What is the best thing I can do with it lol?
I've been curious about cacti but never really looked into what I can make/do with one
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#22147429 - 08/26/15 04:16 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: Wtf do I do with a giant San Pedro? [Re: lavod] 3
#22147479 - 08/26/15 04:28 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: Wtf do I do with a giant San Pedro? [Re: JvF]
#22147487 - 08/26/15 04:29 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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lavod said: Have a vagina or poop chute handy?
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jfischer218 said: :cactuspussy:
yes. boof it.
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Re: Wtf do I do with a giant San Pedro? [Re: Adolin] 1
#22147515 - 08/26/15 04:33 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Well, I do have an asshole ready, but this thing is 6ft tall. I'll train for it in the meantime but idk what else I can do with it lol
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Re: Wtf do I do with a giant San Pedro? [Re: lood_dood] 1
#22147523 - 08/26/15 04:35 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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you should check out Joemolloys cactus tar TEK. ive never used it, but Joe always seemed like a cactus guru to me.
i'm too lazy to find the tek. but it may be in his sig
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Re: Wtf do I do with a giant San Pedro? [Re: Adolin]
#22147539 - 08/26/15 04:38 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Thankee! I'll have to give it a look. I was just never sure what to look up in the search.
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Re: Wtf do I do with a giant San Pedro? [Re: lood_dood] 1
#22147554 - 08/26/15 04:43 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Find fee. Jam it up his asss.
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Re: Wtf do I do with a giant San Pedro? [Re: lood_dood]
#22147592 - 08/26/15 04:51 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Eat it Duh or boof it yah
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Re: Wtf do I do with a giant San Pedro? [Re: lood_dood] 1
#22147661 - 08/26/15 05:04 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Is it a live plant or a 6' cutting? If it is live, cut off the part you are going to use and continue to grow the rest, they are super easy to look after and make nice house plants, although maybe not if they are 6'..
Look up some drying, tea and extraction teks. It is worth doing a bit of reading because there are a lot of options. Cut off what you need and leave the rest to grow. If it is a cutting they are easy to root so you could get a nice live plant either way.
Also may be worth posting some pics for a proper ID in the Ethnobotanical Garden forum, there are a lot of hybrids/mutts etc out there. Many are mis-labeled so make sure it's the real deal first.
Do plenty of reading on all the things I mentioned though if you are really interested in getting the most out of it, could be a beautiful thing for a few people if it's a nice specimen and legit ID.
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Re: Wtf do I do with a giant San Pedro? [Re: egodeathflux]
#22147782 - 08/26/15 05:30 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Ok!
I guess because he couldn't easily transport it here as a 6ft. Plant, he is gonna chop it into cuttings anyhoo. I could make some fun extracts or something from all of it, then just reroot one to be a cool cacti for later
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Re: Wtf do I do with a giant San Pedro? [Re: lood_dood] 3
#22147800 - 08/26/15 05:34 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Lube up and vigorously thurst it into your anus.
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Re: Wtf do I do with a giant San Pedro? [Re: lood_dood]
#22148049 - 08/26/15 06:12 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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lood_dood said: Ok!
I guess because he couldn't easily transport it here as a 6ft. Plant, he is gonna chop it into cuttings anyhoo. I could make some fun extracts or something from all of it, then just reroot one to be a cool cacti for later
Depending how far out you're wanting to get, and depending how potent the cactus is (potency among pedro's can be quite variable), I'd say save at least 2ft worth of cacti to plant in a pot or the ground.
...and let em' work their magic while they reach for the sun .
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Re: Wtf do I do with a giant San Pedro? [Re: openmind]
#22148151 - 08/26/15 06:26 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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You should probably grind it down and drink some Mescaline tea
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Re: Wtf do I do with a giant San Pedro? [Re: Janky Tits]
#22151393 - 08/27/15 01:02 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I'm hoping to figure out how to extract the mescaline from it (that's what the active chem is, right?)
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Bodhi of Ankou said: Lube up and vigorously thurst it into your anus.
I really dig your word play here, as if 'thirst' and 'thrust' finally became one and the same.
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Re: Wtf do I do with a giant San Pedro? [Re: lood_dood]
#22151421 - 08/27/15 01:07 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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You drink it
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#22151424 - 08/27/15 01:09 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Not if you're Asante
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Re: Wtf do I do with a giant San Pedro? [Re: lood_dood]
#22151437 - 08/27/15 01:11 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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lood_dood said: I'm hoping to figure out how to extract the mescaline from it (that's what the active chem is, right?)
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=How+to+extract+mescaline+from+San+Pedro
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Re: Wtf do I do with a giant San Pedro? [Re: nicechrisman]
#22151461 - 08/27/15 01:17 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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nicechrisman said:
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lood_dood said: I'm hoping to figure out how to extract the mescaline from it (that's what the active chem is, right?)
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=How+to+extract+mescaline+from+San+Pedro
Thankee
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