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trvptamine
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Persisting boner!
#22151379 - 08/27/15 12:58 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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So I just smoked a bowl of weed and I just got a huge long lasting boner from it. It won't go away plz help me.
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larry.fisherman
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Have you tried a nice relaxing massage to the effected area?
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SunnyD
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Stroke your little wiener til you cream all over D stomache
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psi
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How long lasting? At a certain point I think you're supposed to seek medical attention. Can't say I've ever heard of that happening from smoking weed though.
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Re: Persisting boner! [Re: psi]
#22151410 - 08/27/15 01:05 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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This is the first time a boner has come on so full force for no reason after smoking weed. Do I need to seek ER attention?
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larry.fisherman
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Go out and buy two pieces of fresh liver then microwave them for 30 seconds, i hear if you stick your dick between them it feels just like a pussy.
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Zombi3
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Obviously try masturbating before seeking medical attention. After 4 hours you'll start exploding blood vessels.
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Re: Persisting boner! [Re: Zombi3]
#22151446 - 08/27/15 01:14 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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It went away. Im all good now. Didn't even have to touch myself 
Gotta save the juices for the ladys
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larry.fisherman
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It'll come back as soon as you see some side boob.
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Think about baseball
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Zombi3
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I stay up till the early morn so I can catch some soft core porn if I wait long enough I can see some tits but it's always only for a little bit I'm always left wanting more fuck free cable porn
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Re: Persisting boner! [Re: Zombi3]
#22151509 - 08/27/15 01:25 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Zombi3 said: Obviously try masturbating before seeking medical attention. After 4 hours you'll start exploding blood vessels.
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zZZz
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U mean like a pussy boner?
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Asante
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Re: Persisting boner! [Re: Asante] 2
#22151532 - 08/27/15 01:30 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quick watch this, this may help:
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Asante
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Re: Persisting boner! [Re: Asante]
#22151537 - 08/27/15 01:31 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Shroomerite smokes a joint, gets a boner, panics, calls the Shroomery for help, masturbation is suggested, goes offline
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Re: Persisting boner! [Re: Asante]
#22151539 - 08/27/15 01:32 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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LOOOOOL
classic asante style video
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Re: Persisting boner! [Re: Asante]
#22151579 - 08/27/15 01:46 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Asante said: Shroomerite smokes a joint, gets a boner, panics, calls the Shroomery for help, masturbation is suggested, goes offline 
ha ha me ruv roo!
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trvptamine
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Re: Persisting boner! [Re: Asante]
#22151590 - 08/27/15 01:50 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Asante said: Quick watch this, this may help:
omg
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Re: Persisting boner! [Re: Asante] 1
#22151599 - 08/27/15 01:51 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Hes a horny little slut I bet

My sex drive is through the roof ever since I started
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Re: Persisting boner! [Re: Zombi3]
#22151775 - 08/27/15 02:33 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Zombi3 said: I stay up till the early morn so I can catch some soft core porn if I wait long enough I can see some tits but it's always only for a little bit I'm always left wanting more fuck free cable porn
Damn right. Not sure why that shit still exists.
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