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I Accidentally Opened the Door to My Neighbors' Apartment
    #22150229 - 08/27/15 08:05 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

We just moved in and all the doors look the same. I was coming up the stairs with my laundry, but I used the opposite staircase from usual. I opened the door and got hella confused when I saw there was a different colored couch. Then to my horror I saw two strangers on the couch: a guy with no shirt and a girl. I did not make eye contact, but merely shouted "Ahh, I'm so sorry, wrong apartment!" as I slammed the door. Then I ran into my apartment. The worst part is that I didn't see their faces, so I could pass them in the hallway or parking lot with no idea if it was them or not.


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Re: I Accidentally Opened the Door to My Neighbors' Apartment [Re: Capers]
    #22150247 - 08/27/15 08:10 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I had moved a few years back, it was maybe the first week in our new apartment and after I get out of work I'm on autopilot mode and go home, walk in the door and there's 3 strangers in my living room. I abruptly asked them what they were doing in my apartment and they burst out laughing and reminded me I had moved last week. We all laughed a lot until I got back in the car and I could feel my cheeks and ears pounding red in embarrassment. They laughed about this every time I saw then for quite a while.


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Re: I Accidentally Opened the Door to My Neighbors' Apartment [Re: Capers]
    #22150263 - 08/27/15 08:16 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Always lock your door.


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Re: I Accidentally Opened the Door to My Neighbors' Apartment [Re: nuentoter]
    #22150275 - 08/27/15 08:19 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

:ducklol: :seriousthumbsup:


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Edited by InfiniteToker (08/27/15 08:23 AM)


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Re: I Accidentally Opened the Door to My Neighbors' Apartment [Re: InfiniteToker]
    #22150286 - 08/27/15 08:22 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Definatly an lol moment.

I was leaving a baseball game one time and went to this black s10 looked just like my old truck i unlocked the door with the key got in and was like "hey these arent my cds" lol. Wasnt my truck but the key fit!


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Re: I Accidentally Opened the Door to My Neighbors' Apartment [Re: Mental Taco]
    #22150290 - 08/27/15 08:24 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Should of stayed and stared for a good while and jerked off to them and then asked them if you could join in.


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Re: I Accidentally Opened the Door to My Neighbors' Apartment [Re: Janky Tits]
    #22150296 - 08/27/15 08:26 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

:raisemyglass:


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Re: I Accidentally Opened the Door to My Neighbors' Apartment [Re: Mental Taco]
    #22150322 - 08/27/15 08:33 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Mental Taco said:
Definatly an lol moment.

I was leaving a baseball game one time and went to this black s10 looked just like my old truck i unlocked the door with the key got in and was like "hey these arent my cds" lol. Wasnt my truck but the key fit!




Same thing happened to me once with my Ford Taurus. I walked out of a convenience store and got into a different Ford Taurus, without realizing that the two ladies yelling were yelling at me. When I realized it, we all had a good laugh.


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