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Pariahprose
I'm Thinking Arby's...


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(E)xcited (M)asturbating (C)lowns
#22149998 - 08/27/15 06:25 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Hey hey my fellow Shroomerites. Its almost 8:30 and I can't believe nobody has started an EMC yet. Wtf is up with that?
I pray nobody clicked on this thread hoping to see excited masturbating clowns, because if you did you quite possibly have even more issues than myself (and that is saying something because even my issues have issues and so do those issues).
Anyway, dropped my son off at school this morning, picked up some kratom and booze and trying to get me a small buzz going. Think I'm becoming an alcoholic though ~.~
Really fucking sucks because starting Oct. 24 my workplace is going to start cracking down and doing random drug testing, so I guess I will be getting to know alcohol and kratom even better ~.~ Not to worried about becoming addicted to kratom, but I am scared shirtless about becoming a full blown alcoholic.
Anyways, how is everyone this morning?
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Re: (E)xcited (M)asturbating (C)lowns [Re: Pariahprose] 1
#22150090 - 08/27/15 07:12 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I'm feeling kind of gay this morning
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Pariahprose
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Re: (E)xcited (M)asturbating (C)lowns [Re: Janky Tits]
#22150142 - 08/27/15 07:31 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Xplicit RelapzZ said: I'm feeling kind of gay this morning
Who doesn't feel gay and happy in the morning? *feels your shoulder * Though u do feel extremely gay this morning Xplicit Relapzz...
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Magenta
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Re: (E)xcited (M)asturbating (C)lowns [Re: Janky Tits]
#22150394 - 08/27/15 08:55 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Xplicit RelapzZ said: I'm feeling kind of gay this morning
No you aren't
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koods
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Re: (E)xcited (M)asturbating (C)lowns [Re: Janky Tits]
#22150442 - 08/27/15 09:06 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Xplicit RelapzZ said: I'm feeling kind of gay this morning
Strange. I want pussy
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Zombi3
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Re: (E)xcited (M)asturbating (C)lowns [Re: koods]
#22150559 - 08/27/15 09:30 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I want maple syrup, I'm torn between pancakes and waffles
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Masked
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Re: (E)xcited (M)asturbating (C)lowns [Re: Zombi3]
#22150569 - 08/27/15 09:33 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I say make pancakes
But don't forget proper kitchen wear
http://www.amazon.co.uk/RPT-White-Waffle-Open-Slippers/dp/B00EKFCZIQ
Apparently these are "kitchen" slippers
Open toe of course 
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Re: (E)xcited (M)asturbating (C)lowns [Re: Zombi3]
#22150579 - 08/27/15 09:37 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Mmmmm sausage wrapped in pancakes with fresh squeezed maple tree sauce
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sanchothestoner
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Re: (E)xcited (M)asturbating (C)lowns [Re: Mental Taco]
#22150588 - 08/27/15 09:41 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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i'm freshly stoned and outta the shower. i'm just kicking back until class. probably gonna do some reading for my classes and smoke more weed while i wait.
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Re: (E)xcited (M)asturbating (C)lowns [Re: Pariahprose]
#22150874 - 08/27/15 10:44 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Good morning. Day off today. Gonna go get my hair cut and have Aikido this evening. Booked myself a float tank/isolation tank appointment for tomorrow afternoon. Probably gonna take some 4 aco dmt when I go in. Last time was my first time and it was on a combo of cactus and LSD. It was great but I think the tryptamine experience will really go nicely with it.
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Zombi3
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Re: (E)xcited (M)asturbating (C)lowns [Re: nicechrisman]
#22151039 - 08/27/15 11:35 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Jealous. I wanna float some day.
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Re: (E)xcited (M)asturbating (C)lowns [Re: Zombi3]
#22151057 - 08/27/15 11:38 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I'm about to snort some Special K for sure this time
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Zombi3
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Re: (E)xcited (M)asturbating (C)lowns [Re: Janky Tits]
#22151061 - 08/27/15 11:39 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Kellogg's makes good cereal for sure
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ThatKidWithTheFace
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Re: (E)xcited (M)asturbating (C)lowns [Re: Zombi3]
#22151080 - 08/27/15 11:44 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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'Sup, y'all?
I ain't been up long. My cousin came by and woke me up with a present. 5 7.5's 
I had an amazing birthday. Had some buddies come by and we got fucked up.
I can't really think of what else to say, but Hey, Y'all!
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nicechrisman
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What is 5 7.5's?
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ThatKidWithTheFace
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Re: (E)xcited (M)asturbating (C)lowns [Re: nicechrisman]
#22151091 - 08/27/15 11:45 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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5 7.5 mg Hydrocodone
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[quote]Sheekle said: [quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said: Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote] u bet ur ass it is.[/quote]
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SARAtonin
Violent Dreams


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Feelin shitty...  Seeing System of a Down tomorrow, been excited about this for MONTHS, But I don't feel excited, just shitty. 
Love and Light, Hope all is well Fam.
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Re: (E)xcited (M)asturbating (C)lowns [Re: SARAtonin]
#22151136 - 08/27/15 11:56 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Y U feel shitty?
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Masked
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Re: (E)xcited (M)asturbating (C)lowns [Re: SARAtonin]
#22151137 - 08/27/15 11:56 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Good to see u around Sara.
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Sheekle
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Re: (E)xcited (M)asturbating (C)lowns [Re: Masked]
#22151148 - 08/27/15 11:59 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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trashtag saratonin is a hoax
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Re: (E)xcited (M)asturbating (C)lowns [Re: Sheekle] 3
#22151150 - 08/27/15 12:00 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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#sheekleisacustie
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Re: (E)xcited (M)asturbating (C)lowns [Re: nicechrisman]
#22151158 - 08/27/15 12:01 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Sigh I don't even understand the culture nowadays. What's with hashtags and why are they funny? Someone explain it to me
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Re: (E)xcited (M)asturbating (C)lowns [Re: Masked]
#22151172 - 08/27/15 12:05 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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its not funny its just dumb no one understands it
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Zombi3
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Re: (E)xcited (M)asturbating (C)lowns [Re: SARAtonin]
#22151174 - 08/27/15 12:05 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Hey Sara sucks you're feeling down.. My buddy just saw system of a down like maybe a month ago on mushrooms and said it was phenomenal I'm sure you'll perk up at te show. Music does that.
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#CHeifM4sterDiezLisacustie
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Re: (E)xcited (M)asturbating (C)lowns [Re: nicechrisman]
#22151193 - 08/27/15 12:11 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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nicechrisman
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Re: (E)xcited (M)asturbating (C)lowns [Re: nicechrisman]
#22151221 - 08/27/15 12:17 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Ethiopian food is expensive. I should just learn how to cook it.
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Re: (E)xcited (M)asturbating (C)lowns [Re: dionysiandame]
#22151226 - 08/27/15 12:18 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I LOVE that spongy flat injera bread!
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Re: (E)xcited (M)asturbating (C)lowns [Re: SARAtonin]
#22151311 - 08/27/15 12:39 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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SARAtonin said: Feelin shitty...  Seeing System of a Down tomorrow, been excited about this for MONTHS, But I don't feel excited, just shitty. 
Love and Light, Hope all is well Fam.
lucky. i wanna see system of a down live. hope you feel better with everything that's going on 
i am really stoned right now. i was reading for my classes and then i realized i smoked hash because i kept getting high. i think i might toke a lil more before class lol.
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Re: (E)xcited (M)asturbating (C)lowns [Re: Janky Tits]
#22151342 - 08/27/15 12:49 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Xplicit RelapzZ said: I'm feeling kind of gay this morning
You should try a few fingers in your ass next time you jack it, You ever done that boy?
D pleasure is unreal Some times with anal, although I don't do I much anymore maybe like one time a month, theres times anal feels better than a orgasm its so intense, and theres time I almost had a hands free orgasm, Ive been to points of shaking violently with sexual convulsions crazy shit
I think every man who has ever had a urge to try anal, should try, Always go slow, it can feel very awkward at first even for me
Also Hey pub! Just enjoying my day, get paid tonight, my 1p lsd will be here tommaro I'm almost certain, Havent had LSD since june when my friend gave me a tab of the best stuff I ever had.
So should be amazing!, ALso my life is the best its ever been, and its getting better everyday,   Should be nothing but exaggeration of my current constant bliss

Have a good day guys! or work towards one! Chase your bliss!
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SARAtonin
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Re: (E)xcited (M)asturbating (C)lowns [Re: nicechrisman]
#22151347 - 08/27/15 12:51 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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nicechrisman said: Y U feel shitty?
They did some tests when my dad was in the hospital from falling off that ladder And it turns out my dad has cancer, that just brought up a lot of other shit for me and I've been really depressed since.
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SARAtonin
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Re: (E)xcited (M)asturbating (C)lowns [Re: SARAtonin]
#22151358 - 08/27/15 12:53 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Honestly think I should just do a bunch of coke at system and see if I can get my brain cycling manic again, But I don't think that's how it works and I don't wanna fuck up my head anymore than it already is.
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Re: (E)xcited (M)asturbating (C)lowns [Re: SARAtonin]
#22151370 - 08/27/15 12:56 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Id stay away from drugs like that, the comedown of stims are usually horrible, best to not make yourself feel more shitty
I'm sorry aswell
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Re: (E)xcited (M)asturbating (C)lowns [Re: SARAtonin]
#22151407 - 08/27/15 01:04 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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-------------------- "Cosmic Love is absolutelely ruthless and highly indifferent: it teaches its lessons whether you like/dislike them or not." John C. Lily
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