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Pariahprose
I'm Thinking Arby's...


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(E)xcited (M)asturbating (C)lowns
#22149998 - 08/27/15 06:25 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Hey hey my fellow Shroomerites. Its almost 8:30 and I can't believe nobody has started an EMC yet. Wtf is up with that?
I pray nobody clicked on this thread hoping to see excited masturbating clowns, because if you did you quite possibly have even more issues than myself (and that is saying something because even my issues have issues and so do those issues).
Anyway, dropped my son off at school this morning, picked up some kratom and booze and trying to get me a small buzz going. Think I'm becoming an alcoholic though ~.~
Really fucking sucks because starting Oct. 24 my workplace is going to start cracking down and doing random drug testing, so I guess I will be getting to know alcohol and kratom even better ~.~ Not to worried about becoming addicted to kratom, but I am scared shirtless about becoming a full blown alcoholic.
Anyways, how is everyone this morning?
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Janky Tits

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Re: (E)xcited (M)asturbating (C)lowns [Re: Pariahprose] 1
#22150090 - 08/27/15 07:12 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I'm feeling kind of gay this morning
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Pariahprose
I'm Thinking Arby's...


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Re: (E)xcited (M)asturbating (C)lowns [Re: Janky Tits]
#22150142 - 08/27/15 07:31 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Xplicit RelapzZ said: I'm feeling kind of gay this morning
Who doesn't feel gay and happy in the morning? *feels your shoulder * Though u do feel extremely gay this morning Xplicit Relapzz...
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Magenta
I care!!


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Re: (E)xcited (M)asturbating (C)lowns [Re: Janky Tits]
#22150394 - 08/27/15 08:55 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Xplicit RelapzZ said: I'm feeling kind of gay this morning
No you aren't
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koods
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Re: (E)xcited (M)asturbating (C)lowns [Re: Janky Tits]
#22150442 - 08/27/15 09:06 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Xplicit RelapzZ said: I'm feeling kind of gay this morning
Strange. I want pussy
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Zombi3
Bella Ciao!!




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Re: (E)xcited (M)asturbating (C)lowns [Re: koods]
#22150559 - 08/27/15 09:30 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I want maple syrup, I'm torn between pancakes and waffles
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Masked
The Nutter


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Re: (E)xcited (M)asturbating (C)lowns [Re: Zombi3]
#22150569 - 08/27/15 09:33 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I say make pancakes
But don't forget proper kitchen wear
http://www.amazon.co.uk/RPT-White-Waffle-Open-Slippers/dp/B00EKFCZIQ
Apparently these are "kitchen" slippers
Open toe of course 
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Mental Taco



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Re: (E)xcited (M)asturbating (C)lowns [Re: Zombi3]
#22150579 - 08/27/15 09:37 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Mmmmm sausage wrapped in pancakes with fresh squeezed maple tree sauce
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sanchothestoner
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Re: (E)xcited (M)asturbating (C)lowns [Re: Mental Taco]
#22150588 - 08/27/15 09:41 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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i'm freshly stoned and outta the shower. i'm just kicking back until class. probably gonna do some reading for my classes and smoke more weed while i wait.
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nicechrisman
Interdimensional space wizard



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Re: (E)xcited (M)asturbating (C)lowns [Re: Pariahprose]
#22150874 - 08/27/15 10:44 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Good morning. Day off today. Gonna go get my hair cut and have Aikido this evening. Booked myself a float tank/isolation tank appointment for tomorrow afternoon. Probably gonna take some 4 aco dmt when I go in. Last time was my first time and it was on a combo of cactus and LSD. It was great but I think the tryptamine experience will really go nicely with it.
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Zombi3
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Re: (E)xcited (M)asturbating (C)lowns [Re: nicechrisman]
#22151039 - 08/27/15 11:35 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Jealous. I wanna float some day.
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Janky Tits

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Re: (E)xcited (M)asturbating (C)lowns [Re: Zombi3]
#22151057 - 08/27/15 11:38 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I'm about to snort some Special K for sure this time
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Zombi3
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Re: (E)xcited (M)asturbating (C)lowns [Re: Janky Tits]
#22151061 - 08/27/15 11:39 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Kellogg's makes good cereal for sure
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ThatKidWithTheFace
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Re: (E)xcited (M)asturbating (C)lowns [Re: Zombi3]
#22151080 - 08/27/15 11:44 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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'Sup, y'all?
I ain't been up long. My cousin came by and woke me up with a present. 5 7.5's 
I had an amazing birthday. Had some buddies come by and we got fucked up.
I can't really think of what else to say, but Hey, Y'all!
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[quote]Sheekle said: [quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said: Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote] u bet ur ass it is.[/quote]
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nicechrisman
Interdimensional space wizard



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What is 5 7.5's?
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ThatKidWithTheFace
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Re: (E)xcited (M)asturbating (C)lowns [Re: nicechrisman]
#22151091 - 08/27/15 11:45 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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5 7.5 mg Hydrocodone
-------------------- Check Out My Beats SoundCloud
[quote]Sheekle said: [quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said: Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote] u bet ur ass it is.[/quote]
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SARAtonin
Violent Dreams


Registered: 09/28/11
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Feelin shitty...  Seeing System of a Down tomorrow, been excited about this for MONTHS, But I don't feel excited, just shitty. 
Love and Light, Hope all is well Fam.
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nicechrisman
Interdimensional space wizard



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Re: (E)xcited (M)asturbating (C)lowns [Re: SARAtonin]
#22151136 - 08/27/15 11:56 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Y U feel shitty?
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Masked
The Nutter


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Re: (E)xcited (M)asturbating (C)lowns [Re: SARAtonin]
#22151137 - 08/27/15 11:56 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Good to see u around Sara.
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Sheekle
FREE BURKE



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Re: (E)xcited (M)asturbating (C)lowns [Re: Masked]
#22151148 - 08/27/15 11:59 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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trashtag saratonin is a hoax
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