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Anonymous #1

GROSS!!! GYNO Room!!! * 3
    #22149195 - 08/26/15 09:52 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Ok, Well I work in the health field, and today at work a 33yr old woman came in with the Chief Complaint of Painful Urination, and Odd Smell.  So i say, "Ok, no big deal, lets get a urine sample and get you to the GYN room so we can have a look"  So, urine comes back as massive bacterial infection, either a strong UTI, or something else. We get her up on the stirrups and insert the Speculum, begin opening up and what do we find?!?!? A 38 day old tampon!!! It looked like 15 day old Brown and green lumpy dog shit!!! once it was out, apparently we released a gas pocket that was trapped behind it...and released into the room was an ungodly horrid stench that reminded me of rotting chicken, and old eggs on a hot summer day.  It was the worst I have ever seen!

I am a male, and that was the queef that almost turned me gay.  WOW. HOW!?!?!?


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Anonymous #2

Re: GROSS!!! GYNO Room!!! [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #22149299 - 08/26/15 10:20 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Jesus. Must have been horrifying. Welcome to the world of medicine!


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Anonymous #3

Re: GROSS!!! GYNO Room!!! [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #22149367 - 08/26/15 10:47 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Ewe


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Anonymous #4

Re: GROSS!!! GYNO Room!!! [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #22149387 - 08/26/15 10:53 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)



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Anonymous #1

Re: GROSS!!! GYNO Room!!! [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #22149403 - 08/26/15 10:59 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #4 said:





unfortunantly I am not going to take and post unauthorized pictures, have a lawsuit, lose my license and job, and whatever of a reputation i may have for the shroomeries entertainment, sorry everyone.

Now, if i was making this up and posting here just to waste time, I wouldve thought of something more outrageous instead of a tampon, maybe like a full grown mushroom or something haha


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Anonymous #5

Re: GROSS!!! GYNO Room!!! [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #22149717 - 08/27/15 01:29 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Unless of course you just wanted to be able to make that argument at some point to "prove" you're not full of shit.


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Anonymous #6

Re: GROSS!!! GYNO Room!!! [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #22156898 - 08/28/15 02:29 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Vaginas are nasty when you think about it. How the fuck did she loose a tampon in there?


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Anonymous #1

Re: GROSS!!! GYNO Room!!! [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #22157472 - 08/28/15 04:38 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

She said "Idk" but we came to the conclusion that she had sex with the tampon still in, with possibly alchohal or drugs involved, and simply forgot to the pull the string back out to the front, and it somehow got wedged up further.


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Anonymous #7

Re: GROSS!!! GYNO Room!!! [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #22157521 - 08/28/15 04:54 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I heard tampons getting lost up there happens to a lot of women. Pretty gross story OP, I would have quit :lol:


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Anonymous #8

Re: GROSS!!! GYNO Room!!! [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #22177101 - 09/02/15 05:45 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

people in the porn industry put small makup sponges up their vagina when on their period and need to do a shoot, there have been many incidents where not even a douche will clean up the rank smell that is wafting out of there and eventually they find a really old rank sponge up there.

What made you get into gynecology? And are you a male ? I would find it weird having to look up 40+ year olds vaginas all day and having to deal with STI's and obese patients. I think that branch of medicine would turn me gay.


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Anonymous #1

Re: GROSS!!! GYNO Room!!! [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #22177174 - 09/02/15 06:49 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

GYN is only part of what i do, General Practice, pretty much, special in nothing, but a lil in everything.


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Anonymous #9

Re: GROSS!!! GYNO Room!!! [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #22215261 - 09/10/15 02:05 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Good lord. :/


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Anonymous #10

Re: GROSS!!! GYNO Room!!! [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #22215283 - 09/10/15 02:17 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Oh my good golly god.

:shockingsurprise:

As a woman, I can honestly say I have never even come close to losing a tampon. Even with drugs and alcohol, the awareness that I'm on my period and that there's a tube of cotton crammed up my hoo-ha is at the forefront of my mind.


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Anonymous #5

Re: GROSS!!! GYNO Room!!! [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #22215288 - 09/10/15 02:18 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

It's apparently not all that uncommon. One of my coworkers told my wife a story about how her husband started fucking her and she had forgot she had a tampon in and they spent the next 45 minutes trying to fish it out. :rofl:


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Anonymous #9

Re: GROSS!!! GYNO Room!!! [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #22215304 - 09/10/15 02:26 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

My mom once told me a story of her old whore of a best friend getting wasted and banging a dude with a tampon still in her vag. She ended up with TSS (guess she forgot about it)and he ended up with a raw dick. Oh, alcohol.

Not even trying to be rude, but I imagine bigger women may have an easier time losing something like that.


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Anonymous #9

Re: GROSS!!! GYNO Room!!! [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #22215307 - 09/10/15 02:28 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

My mom once told me a story of her old whore of a best friend getting wasted and banging a dude with a tampon still in her vag. She ended up with TSS and he ended up with a raw dick. Oh, alcohol.

Not even trying to be rude, but I imagine bigger women may have an easier time losing something like that.


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Anonymous #11

Re: GROSS!!! GYNO Room!!! [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #22264028 - 09/20/15 10:06 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
Ok, Well I work in the health field, and today at work a 33yr old woman came in with the Chief Complaint of Painful Urination, and Odd Smell.  So i say, "Ok, no big deal, lets get a urine sample and get you to the GYN room so we can have a look"  So, urine comes back as massive bacterial infection, either a strong UTI, or something else. We get her up on the stirrups and insert the Speculum, begin opening up and what do we find?!?!? A 38 day old tampon!!! It looked like 15 day old Brown and green lumpy dog shit!!! once it was out, apparently we released a gas pocket that was trapped behind it...and released into the room was an ungodly horrid stench that reminded me of rotting chicken, and old eggs on a hot summer day.  It was the worst I have ever seen!

I am a male, and that was the queef that almost turned me gay.  WOW. HOW!?!?!?




:lolsy::lolsy::lolsy::lolsy::lolsy::lolsy::lolsy::lolsy::lolsy::lolsy::lolsy::lolsy:

the queef that almost turned me gay

Fucking classic.


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Anonymous #12

Re: GROSS!!! GYNO Room!!! [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #22322283 - 10/02/15 06:16 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

lol


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Anonymous #13

Re: GROSS!!! GYNO Room!!! *DELETED* [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #22365382 - 10/11/15 08:36 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Anonymous #14

Re: GROSS!!! GYNO Room!!! [Re: Anonymous #13] * 1
    #22479273 - 11/05/15 02:16 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Wow.

I wish I could unread that.


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Anonymous #1

Re: GROSS!!! GYNO Room!!! [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #22479915 - 11/05/15 07:59 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Yikes. How do you know it was 38 days?




Carbon-14 dating...no jk, thats when she said she started her cycle.


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