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JohnIce
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Getting Weed out of your system
#22148880 - 08/26/15 08:48 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Hey guys... I need some help so I though id come to the experts. I recently smoked some really good weed twice after being clean for a month. I was curious as to how long it will stay in my system. I have a pretty fast metabolism, hardly any fat, and I weight 135. I heard that it takes 9 days at most after being clean and smoking once to get it out of your system, so does that mean it will take 18? I really need some help here. Thank you.
PS. If i were to smoke say some Regi (Mexican-press) Every now and then would it still be 9 days? and how can i get it out of my system faster?
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Re: Getting Weed out of your system [Re: JohnIce]
#22149126 - 08/26/15 09:33 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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There's really no way to get it out faster. Dilution, for tests but that's it. As a mmj patient that smokes multiple times a day everyday I've been clean in 5 days. You'll be clean in a few days no problem. At the time it took 5 days I wasn't exercising or anything just chugged water,
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GoblinKing
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Body fat has a lot to do with it. It took 3 months for my piss to be clean. I'm 6'2 275 and a daily smoker.
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Re: Getting Weed out of your system [Re: GoblinKing]
#22149266 - 08/26/15 10:10 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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It took for be dys for me last time I got clean for a test. I dropped a piss test for probation, smoked five days straight and after five days I was pissing clean again. But my first UA for probation was dirty after 75 days but I was a daily smoker for 20 years before that. It just depends if you're clean beforehand and each individual can be different.
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Re: Getting Weed out of your system [Re: SizlChest]
#22149850 - 08/27/15 03:45 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I'm not skin and bones anorexic skinny, but I'm fit and def not chubby. I'm tall. I smoked heavily for a month or so (hashoil) then I quit for 26 days, then I smoked one super small degraded dab, then quit for another 2 weeks. I barely failed my test, and I drank extra water on day of test. However, I've passed many drug tests quicker than that, and def know how to pass one.
Speed up your metabolism and burn fat. That's all you got to do. Then stop burning fat within 2 or 3 days of your test, and drink a shitton of water starting 5 hours before your test, up until your test. Don't use the first or end of your stream, and stay awake during the 5 hours before your test. Sleep before those 5 hours.
Now back to burning fat and increasing your metabolism. It's not worth it to smoke if you got to do all this crap. If you have already smoked though.. It may be worth it.. I burn fat one of two ways. I usually will utilize both if I really screwed up or have less time before the test.
1. Eat healthy, and eat about 6 normal sized evenly spaced out meals throughout the day. The more regularly and timely you eat, the higher your metabolism will become. On top of this workout regularly and do very strenuous workouts. Now I'm not talking about powerlifting, I'm talking about cardio. Start out with 30 mins of ciruit training and 45 mins of cardio, and I work my way up to like 3 or 4 hours of cardio in a setting. Don't hurt yourself, and stop working out within 2 or 3 days of your test, or it will make more thc come out of your system while you pee for test.
2. My other method is to raise that metabolism with those healthy meals and a little exercise, then fast. I lost over 30 pounds in two days at a festival once doing this. All I ate was psychedelic drugs and a banana chip, and a tiny piece of a piece of turkey jerky. Keep your bloodsugar in check so you don't hurt yourself. Right before I fasted I had been eating so much food with my high metabolism, I had an insane caloric intake. I was actually eating quite large meals and alot of them daily. Then bam cut it off, burnt fat. Don't starve yourself within 3 days of test either.
Don't forget to drink a shitton of water the day of the test, and enough water to rid your body of toxins atleast before then, just stay hydrated. If you think they will notice your pee is clear, take a vitamin to help.
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JohnIce
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Re: Getting Weed out of your system [Re: bigbitch]
#22166041 - 08/30/15 07:15 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Ok cool. Theirs some really reasuring stuff to some of these posts. Now another question. Like I just started smoking again and every time I do I start tripping for some reason. I dont think its the weed (really doubt it unless im just a total lightweight) but it only happens like this when i take a hit (Just one!). I smoke Kush and recently have been doing LSA, 5-Meo, Yopo, and DXM and the visuals - mental state/feel - and body feel (and not to mention the sounds, I can hear everything... and like where shit is to. Like echo location type shit) resembles a mix of all of them. Could it be a form of HPPD (flashbacks) that like triggered by pot or somthing? Thanks for any replys.
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