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Offlineontherunofwhoiam
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What girls yall got sex with? * 1
    #22147336 - 08/26/15 03:57 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

What girls yall got sex with?


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: ontherunofwhoiam] * 1
    #22147346 - 08/26/15 03:59 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

This is a pic of my girlfriend Jen


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: Zombi3]
    #22147356 - 08/26/15 04:02 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Ooo she purty.


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: ontherunofwhoiam]
    #22147376 - 08/26/15 04:07 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I got a Japanese cali girl


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: ontherunofwhoiam]
    #22147382 - 08/26/15 04:08 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

On the future number line do.. I tink


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: ontherunofwhoiam]
    #22147399 - 08/26/15 04:11 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Tryin to find my next one..808


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: Zombi3]
    #22147412 - 08/26/15 04:13 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Zombi3 said:
This is a pic of my girlfriend Jen







In your dreams, maybe...


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: Le_Canard]
    #22147465 - 08/26/15 04:25 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I bet you she would be mine


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: ontherunofwhoiam] * 6
    #22147475 - 08/26/15 04:28 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

We should all take turns guessing OP's IQ


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: Sheekle]
    #22147497 - 08/26/15 04:30 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Game would end too quickly, we'd only get 5 guesses


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: Sheekle]
    #22147498 - 08/26/15 04:30 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Still wondering bout other people though


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #22147563 - 08/26/15 04:44 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
We should all take turns guessing OP's IQ



I literally laughed out loud :lol:


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: Zombi3] * 2
    #22147568 - 08/26/15 04:46 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Zombi3 said:
Quote:

Sheekle said:
We should all take turns guessing OP's IQ



I literally laughed out loud :lol:



You sayin smart guys dont like sex?:smugjerry:


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: Sheekle] * 3
    #22147572 - 08/26/15 04:47 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Sheekle said:
We should all take turns guessing OP's IQ



way to be an otd thug you big ole meanie bo beanie son of a trisco biscuit hot dog ham sandwich lovin ass tomato peeler


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: MajickMuffin]
    #22147578 - 08/26/15 04:48 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)



This is me and my girlfriend at MR 15. We porked afterwards. I was very fortunate that the curse of the Molly dick wasn't affecting me on Day 2 or she would have dumped me like my last girlfriend.


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: Janky Tits]
    #22147589 - 08/26/15 04:50 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #22147620 - 08/26/15 04:56 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Share share... &


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #22147627 - 08/26/15 04:56 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

:hansen2:


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: Janky Tits] * 1
    #22147646 - 08/26/15 05:00 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

You got dumped over a case of molly dick?


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: GoldenEye] * 1
    #22147666 - 08/26/15 05:05 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: Janky Tits]
    #22147669 - 08/26/15 05:05 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Yessir

Unfortunately she was really wired after the show and wanted to fuck and when I couldn't get my dick up it was extremely awkward and my flaccid penis is a pretty unattractive sight. About a week later we just stopped talking and she sent me a message saying it was getting boring.

We weren't too serious about each other anyway, she was really vain to be honest and I dated her because she had nice boobs and a pretty face and was into EDM like I was and we had friends in common. You lose some you get some


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: ontherunofwhoiam] * 4
    #22147678 - 08/26/15 05:07 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I dont know what this thread means or what it wants from me.


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: Janky Tits]
    #22147683 - 08/26/15 05:09 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Wow that sounds horrible. Stupid bitch.

I hope your new girl has the personality to match her looks :thumbup:


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: GoldenEye]
    #22147706 - 08/26/15 05:13 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah man totally

Yeah, she is a pretty cool girl. She is a big edm person like me and unlike the last girl she is way nicer and chill.


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: Janky Tits]
    #22147716 - 08/26/15 05:15 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Awesome. Karma will get the other one. She'll probably get a super nasty yeast infection as soon as she finds her mr. right and blow it.


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: GoldenEye] * 1
    #22147902 - 08/26/15 05:51 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

wife 99% of the time
random objects other 1%


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: pfxtc]
    #22151333 - 08/27/15 12:47 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

This thread has good potential.

Everyone do as OP said and post pics of hot girls


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: Janky Tits] * 1
    #22151354 - 08/27/15 12:52 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I cant be the only one wondering what the fuck is wrong with OP?


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: Janky Tits]
    #22151357 - 08/27/15 12:53 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I posted a hot girl


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #22151363 - 08/27/15 12:54 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Give me titties or give me head.

-Toe_Jam 8/27/2015

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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: Toe_Jam]
    #22151374 - 08/27/15 12:57 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: Zombi3]
    #22151381 - 08/27/15 12:59 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

So im the only one? No one else aside from sheekle knows this guy is messed up?


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: Sheekle] * 2
    #22151397 - 08/27/15 01:03 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
We should all take turns guessing OP's IQ



X+20, X being Sheekle's IQ.


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: SARAtonin] * 1
    #22151406 - 08/27/15 01:04 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Burn!


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: ontherunofwhoiam] * 1
    #22151428 - 08/27/15 01:10 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

:underage:


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: nicechrisman]
    #22151763 - 08/27/15 02:31 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Post pics of girls you got frisky with


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: Janky Tits]
    #22322041 - 10/02/15 02:17 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

My dick smell is ranked on the scoreboards


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: ontherunofwhoiam] * 2
    #22322049 - 10/02/15 02:23 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: ontherunofwhoiam]
    #22322059 - 10/02/15 02:32 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

ontherunofwhoiam said:
Still wondering bout other people though





um no.  stop wondering about other mens girlfriends and go find one yourself.


they should pay me to post here.


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: sprinkles]
    #22322165 - 10/02/15 05:05 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

back with a vengeance.


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22322199 - 10/02/15 05:37 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Agreed! Bassnectar is awesome! You are a custy


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: kaerfssaB]
    #22322240 - 10/02/15 05:55 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

:notsureif:
Not sure if Bassfreak puppet or shitty troll puppet of some other user.


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: psi]
    #22322241 - 10/02/15 05:56 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

It's not Bassfreak, even HE is not stupid enough to just spell his name backwards and hope no one noticed.

Besides, look at the correct capitalization and punctuation used (more or less, he missed a period at the end).


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I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22322265 - 10/02/15 06:10 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Haha no shame. I moderately appreciate cocaine :lol: I laughed. Out loud.


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: GoldenEye]
    #22322268 - 10/02/15 06:11 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

User is already banned.


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: GoldenEye]
    #22322269 - 10/02/15 06:11 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Took long enough.


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I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22322284 - 10/02/15 06:16 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Why can't puppets ever be original or funny? So much potential and almost every single damn time they squander the opportunity to do stupid shit like this one. "OMG you're so damn hilarious and awesome. You just spammed some unoriginal one liners and dropped a few slurs in a few threads in a race against the ban hammer coming down. Dude, you are our fucking hero! Keep it up! No one has ever seen this shit before, this is literally a-fucking-mazing!!!!!!".

:rolleyes:


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22322303 - 10/02/15 06:29 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

GoldenEye said:
Haha no shame. I moderately appreciate cocaine :lol: I laughed. Out loud.



Yeah that was a nice touch.

Quote:

Shroomslip said:
Why can't puppets ever be original or funny? So much potential and almost every single damn time they squander the opportunity to do stupid shit like this one.



Some of Malcolm's puppets were pretty funny.


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: ontherunofwhoiam]
    #22322304 - 10/02/15 06:31 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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ontherunofwhoiam said:
My dick smell is ranked on the scoreboards



This guy isn't outed yet...:scumbagsteve:
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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: ontherunofwhoiam]
    #22322388 - 10/02/15 07:15 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)



Posted this in another thread, I forget which one. Smashing again tonight :highfive1:


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    #22322406 - 10/02/15 07:24 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #22322408 - 10/02/15 07:26 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

nice job moonshoe!  you're not so bad yourself.  what a good looking pair.




webster.. meh.  not impressed.


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: sprinkles]
    #22322410 - 10/02/15 07:27 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Hi sprinkles


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: sprinkles]
    #22322419 - 10/02/15 07:29 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Thanks bro :hug:


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #22323288 - 10/02/15 11:56 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

yea moon and i approve of the drinking in almost all pictures, i bet she is a fun lady.


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: Janky Tits]
    #22323322 - 10/02/15 12:01 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Janky Tits said:
Yessir

Unfortunately she was really wired after the show and wanted to fuck and when I couldn't get my dick up it was extremely awkward and my flaccid penis is a pretty unattractive sight. About a week later we just stopped talking and she sent me a message saying it was getting boring.

We weren't too serious about each other anyway, she was really vain to be honest and I dated her because she had nice boobs and a pretty face and was into EDM like I was and we had friends in common. You lose some you get some




You could've shot a bunch of meth or cocaine, or a nice speedball, and gotten yourself ready. My old creepy friend (acquaintance) skeezed back into meth and would shoot it in his dick. Said it was the only way he could get it up. If I had to shoot up to get aroused I'd quit, not stick needles in me bits.


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: Peachette]
    #22323447 - 10/02/15 12:24 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

This is my beloved girlfriend I've been dating for two year. She got some bomb beaver too.


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: T-Funkadelic]
    #22323591 - 10/02/15 12:50 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

i fucked a whore almost a year ago

made me feel dirty after I figured out how many dudes she was banging
it was like 10 a week or somthing crazy


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: T-Funkadelic]
    #22323657 - 10/02/15 01:04 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

T-Funkadelic said:
This is my beloved girlfriend I've been dating for two year. She got some bomb beaver too.



:smug:


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: Konyap]
    #22323664 - 10/02/15 01:04 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)


This is my girlfriend, we've been sexually active since I was 11! We have sex everyday and she never says no. I love her so much. :heart:


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: Le_Canard]
    #22323683 - 10/02/15 01:08 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Le_Canard said:
Quote:

Zombi3 said:
This is a pic of my girlfriend Jen







In your dreams, maybe...



Shes not even that cute to me,

I mean she has a nice ass, very nice
but idk she doenst really stand out to me



I had 3 gf I had strong feelings for, and I thought each one was beautiful, my first love. damn
She oogled me big time


I never had sex with her though, it ended pretty quick, I don't blame her,  the person I was in HS I was a lame beta male


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: Nitrous Monkey]
    #22323691 - 10/02/15 01:10 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Your GF is a slut, I've slept with her too.


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I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: Shroomslip] * 2
    #22323804 - 10/02/15 01:35 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Every thread in the pub right now makes me shake my head.


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: Quit The Cult]
    #22324049 - 10/02/15 02:33 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I almost go brain dead trying to read a thread in there sometimes. I just don't have the motivation to try and read in-between all the bullshit. I'd rather romp when I feel like posting.


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: T-Funkadelic]
    #22324077 - 10/02/15 02:39 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I'm surprised no one talked shit about my girl friends big nose pic. She can sniff two lines at one time.


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: T-Funkadelic]
    #22324082 - 10/02/15 02:40 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

what girls yall got sex with what girls yall got sex with what girls yall got sex with what girls yall get sex with


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: Sheekle]
    #22324098 - 10/02/15 02:43 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Sheekle said:
what girls yall got sex with what girls yall got sex with what girls yall got sex with what girls yall get sex with



none for you


jk :hug:


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: Peachette]
    #22354879 - 10/09/15 02:46 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Peachette said:
Quote:

Janky Tits said:
Yessir

Unfortunately she was really wired after the show and wanted to fuck and when I couldn't get my dick up it was extremely awkward and my flaccid penis is a pretty unattractive sight. About a week later we just stopped talking and she sent me a message saying it was getting boring.

We weren't too serious about each other anyway, she was really vain to be honest and I dated her because she had nice boobs and a pretty face and was into EDM like I was and we had friends in common. You lose some you get some




You could've shot a bunch of meth or cocaine, or a nice speedball, and gotten yourself ready. My old creepy friend (acquaintance) skeezed back into meth and would shoot it in his dick. Said it was the only way he could get it up. If I had to shoot up to get aroused I'd quit, not stick needles in me bits.



Im married to MDMA. I can't cheat on her with nasty stimulants that want nothing but to take advantage of me like I'm  their bitch.


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: Quit The Cult]
    #22354894 - 10/09/15 02:53 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Quit The Cult said:
Every thread in the pub right now makes me shake my head.



This is my thoughts exactly. Shaking my god damn head over here.


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