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OfflinekaerfssaB
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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22322199 - 10/02/15 05:37 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Agreed! Bassnectar is awesome! You are a custy


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Invisiblepsi
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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: kaerfssaB]
    #22322240 - 10/02/15 05:55 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

:notsureif:
Not sure if Bassfreak puppet or shitty troll puppet of some other user.


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OfflineShroomslip
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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: psi]
    #22322241 - 10/02/15 05:56 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

It's not Bassfreak, even HE is not stupid enough to just spell his name backwards and hope no one noticed.

Besides, look at the correct capitalization and punctuation used (more or less, he missed a period at the end).


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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OfflineGoldenEye
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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22322265 - 10/02/15 06:10 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Haha no shame. I moderately appreciate cocaine :lol: I laughed. Out loud.


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OfflineGoldenEye
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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: GoldenEye]
    #22322268 - 10/02/15 06:11 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

User is already banned.


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OfflineShroomslip
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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: GoldenEye]
    #22322269 - 10/02/15 06:11 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Took long enough.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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OfflineShroomslip
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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22322284 - 10/02/15 06:16 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Why can't puppets ever be original or funny? So much potential and almost every single damn time they squander the opportunity to do stupid shit like this one. "OMG you're so damn hilarious and awesome. You just spammed some unoriginal one liners and dropped a few slurs in a few threads in a race against the ban hammer coming down. Dude, you are our fucking hero! Keep it up! No one has ever seen this shit before, this is literally a-fucking-mazing!!!!!!".

:rolleyes:


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Invisiblepsi
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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22322303 - 10/02/15 06:29 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

GoldenEye said:
Haha no shame. I moderately appreciate cocaine :lol: I laughed. Out loud.



Yeah that was a nice touch.

Quote:

Shroomslip said:
Why can't puppets ever be original or funny? So much potential and almost every single damn time they squander the opportunity to do stupid shit like this one.



Some of Malcolm's puppets were pretty funny.


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Invisiblevinsue
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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: ontherunofwhoiam]
    #22322304 - 10/02/15 06:31 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

ontherunofwhoiam said:
My dick smell is ranked on the scoreboards



This guy isn't outed yet...:scumbagsteve:
:puppetmaster: . . . :peace:


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"All mushrooms are edible; but some only once." Croatian proverb. BTW ...
  Have You Rated Ythans Mom Yet ?? ... :taser:  ... HERE'S HOW ... (be nice) .  :mod: ... :peace:


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OfflineWebster10
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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: ontherunofwhoiam]
    #22322388 - 10/02/15 07:15 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)



Posted this in another thread, I forget which one. Smashing again tonight :highfive1:


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:leaf: :usa:


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InvisibleMoonshoe
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Re: What girls yall got sex with? *DELETED* [Re: ontherunofwhoiam]
    #22322406 - 10/02/15 07:24 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Post deleted by Moonshoe

Reason for deletion: Photos



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Everything I post is fiction.


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Offlinesprinkles
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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #22322408 - 10/02/15 07:26 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

nice job moonshoe!  you're not so bad yourself.  what a good looking pair.




webster.. meh.  not impressed.


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Offlinenicechrisman
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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: sprinkles]
    #22322410 - 10/02/15 07:27 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Hi sprinkles


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"Cosmic Love is absolutelely ruthless and highly indifferent:
it teaches its lessons whether you like/dislike them or not."

John C. Lily

 


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InvisibleMoonshoe
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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: sprinkles]
    #22322419 - 10/02/15 07:29 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Thanks bro :hug:


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OfflineReposadoXochipilli
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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: Moonshoe]
    #22323288 - 10/02/15 11:56 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

yea moon and i approve of the drinking in almost all pictures, i bet she is a fun lady.


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InvisiblePeachette
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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: Janky Tits]
    #22323322 - 10/02/15 12:01 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Janky Tits said:
Yessir

Unfortunately she was really wired after the show and wanted to fuck and when I couldn't get my dick up it was extremely awkward and my flaccid penis is a pretty unattractive sight. About a week later we just stopped talking and she sent me a message saying it was getting boring.

We weren't too serious about each other anyway, she was really vain to be honest and I dated her because she had nice boobs and a pretty face and was into EDM like I was and we had friends in common. You lose some you get some




You could've shot a bunch of meth or cocaine, or a nice speedball, and gotten yourself ready. My old creepy friend (acquaintance) skeezed back into meth and would shoot it in his dick. Said it was the only way he could get it up. If I had to shoot up to get aroused I'd quit, not stick needles in me bits.


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: Peachette]
    #22323447 - 10/02/15 12:24 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

This is my beloved girlfriend I've been dating for two year. She got some bomb beaver too.


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OfflineKonyap

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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: T-Funkadelic]
    #22323591 - 10/02/15 12:50 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

i fucked a whore almost a year ago

made me feel dirty after I figured out how many dudes she was banging
it was like 10 a week or somthing crazy


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: T-Funkadelic]
    #22323657 - 10/02/15 01:04 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

T-Funkadelic said:
This is my beloved girlfriend I've been dating for two year. She got some bomb beaver too.



:smug:


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InvisibleNitrous Monkey
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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: Konyap]
    #22323664 - 10/02/15 01:04 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)


This is my girlfriend, we've been sexually active since I was 11! We have sex everyday and she never says no. I love her so much. :heart:


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