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OfflineJanky Tits

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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: Janky Tits]
    #22147669 - 08/26/15 05:05 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Yessir

Unfortunately she was really wired after the show and wanted to fuck and when I couldn't get my dick up it was extremely awkward and my flaccid penis is a pretty unattractive sight. About a week later we just stopped talking and she sent me a message saying it was getting boring.

We weren't too serious about each other anyway, she was really vain to be honest and I dated her because she had nice boobs and a pretty face and was into EDM like I was and we had friends in common. You lose some you get some


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: ontherunofwhoiam] * 4
    #22147678 - 08/26/15 05:07 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I dont know what this thread means or what it wants from me.


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OfflineGoldenEye
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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: Janky Tits]
    #22147683 - 08/26/15 05:09 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Wow that sounds horrible. Stupid bitch.

I hope your new girl has the personality to match her looks :thumbup:


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OfflineJanky Tits

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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: GoldenEye]
    #22147706 - 08/26/15 05:13 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah man totally

Yeah, she is a pretty cool girl. She is a big edm person like me and unlike the last girl she is way nicer and chill.


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: Janky Tits]
    #22147716 - 08/26/15 05:15 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Awesome. Karma will get the other one. She'll probably get a super nasty yeast infection as soon as she finds her mr. right and blow it.


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: GoldenEye] * 1
    #22147902 - 08/26/15 05:51 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

wife 99% of the time
random objects other 1%


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: pfxtc]
    #22151333 - 08/27/15 12:47 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

This thread has good potential.

Everyone do as OP said and post pics of hot girls


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: Janky Tits] * 1
    #22151354 - 08/27/15 12:52 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I cant be the only one wondering what the fuck is wrong with OP?


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: Janky Tits]
    #22151357 - 08/27/15 12:53 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I posted a hot girl


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #22151363 - 08/27/15 12:54 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Give me titties or give me head.

-Toe_Jam 8/27/2015

:boobs::spit:


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Of dreams that wave before the half-shut eye,
And of gay castles in the clouds that pass,
For ever flushing round a summer sky. -Castle of Indolence


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: Toe_Jam]
    #22151374 - 08/27/15 12:57 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: Zombi3]
    #22151381 - 08/27/15 12:59 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

So im the only one? No one else aside from sheekle knows this guy is messed up?


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: Sheekle] * 2
    #22151397 - 08/27/15 01:03 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
We should all take turns guessing OP's IQ



X+20, X being Sheekle's IQ.


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: SARAtonin] * 1
    #22151406 - 08/27/15 01:04 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Burn!


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: ontherunofwhoiam] * 1
    #22151428 - 08/27/15 01:10 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

:underage:


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: nicechrisman]
    #22151763 - 08/27/15 02:31 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Post pics of girls you got frisky with


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: Janky Tits]
    #22322041 - 10/02/15 02:17 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

My dick smell is ranked on the scoreboards


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: ontherunofwhoiam] * 2
    #22322049 - 10/02/15 02:23 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)



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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: ontherunofwhoiam]
    #22322059 - 10/02/15 02:32 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

ontherunofwhoiam said:
Still wondering bout other people though





um no.  stop wondering about other mens girlfriends and go find one yourself.


they should pay me to post here.


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Re: What girls yall got sex with? [Re: sprinkles]
    #22322165 - 10/02/15 05:05 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

back with a vengeance.


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