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Shroomopotamus
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omg lol
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So an old friend flew out here and I went to meet up with her and her friend
Place ends up being some like total like upscale fancy schmancy preppy hipster rooftop bar and I'm like "omg" immediately as I walk in SO out of place from the start LOL Then I walk to the bar I'm like What kinda beers you got since I didn't see em Dude's like "Well, what kinda beers you like" kinda with a slight attitude as if I'm making him work harder "IPA's whatcha got" "well uhhh none then" with a smug ass voice as if it were an absurd request I'm like What He's like We don't like that hoppy bullshit, it's just a cheap way of making a beer and it tastes awful" I'm like lol omg are you serious Dude was SO fucking smug about it like OMG Then I ordered a pale ale lol The two chicks had like a smoothie drink and a drink with a fuckin' salad in it lol
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The second I see a chick sippin on a salad.. i'm getting the fuck out lol
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Arctic W. Fox

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Valley Girls, totally! Like, gag me.
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zZZz
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did u atleast get to bang em?..
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Arctic W. Fox said: Like, gag me.

In response to the OP, I would have been pissed if a bartender gave me a response like that. I could write out some edgy retort that I'd purport myself saying; when in reality I'd probably have gotten very quiet and stared the dude dead in the eyes while thinking "fuck this dude".
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InfiniteToker
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so tired of the pilsners, i'm a lager man these days....
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Shroomslip
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Shroomopotamus said: We don't like that hoppy bullshit, it's just a cheap way of making a beer and it tastes awful
He's probably going home every night drinking a 6 pack of miller high life or something..
There are hundreds or thousands of IPAs out there. Most are vastly different from each other. Willing to bet he had just one crappy one and now thinks they're all the same.
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Swyfty Swyf
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Shroomopotamus said: So an old friend flew out here and I went to meet up with her and her friend
Place ends up being some like total like upscale fancy schmancy preppy hipster rooftop bar and I'm like "omg" immediately as I walk in SO out of place from the start LOL Then I walk to the bar I'm like What kinda beers you got since I didn't see em Dude's like "Well, what kinda beers you like" kinda with a slight attitude as if I'm making him work harder "IPA's whatcha got" "well uhhh none then" with a smug ass voice as if it were an absurd request I'm like What He's like We don't like that hoppy bullshit, it's just a cheap way of making a beer and it tastes awful" I'm like lol omg are you serious Dude was SO fucking smug about it like OMG Then I ordered a pale ale lol The two chicks had like a smoothie drink and a drink with a fuckin' salad in it lol
All I drink is IPA The idea that a bartender could be smug about someone ordering an IPA is beyond me Look on any beer website and IPAs are across the board well respected and not to be done without
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Shroomslip
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The only thing I don't like about IPAs is the bitterness. I'm not really a fan of bitter (can't stand the stouts I've tried for this reason, it's always way too strong). It's not overbearing in IPAs though. Somehow it just works with the flavor profile.
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Swyfty Swyf
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Yeah IPAs are bitter as shit It's an acquired taste The bitterness doesn't bother me when it's IPAs that I really like But even some IPAs I felt like I didn't like I came to enjoy by the 2nd bottle Some IPAs are just shit though Namely I find that I like the same ones that get high ratings on rate beer.com
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Shroomslip
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They're not all bitter as hell. I can't remember which, but I've had a few that were subtle enough it didn't even taste bitter unless you were really trying to pick up on that taste.
It's an acquired taste, but all beer is. If you already have the acquired taste for beer, jumping to IPAs isn't really that big of a leap, you just need the right one to start out.
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Did ya tip him? ...
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MajickMuffin
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RainyWA said: The second I see a chick sippin on a salad.. i'm getting the fuck out lol
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Shroomslip said:
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Shroomopotamus said: We don't like that hoppy bullshit, it's just a cheap way of making a beer and it tastes awful
He's probably going home every night drinking a 6 pack of miller high life or something..
There are hundreds or thousands of IPAs out there. Most are vastly different from each other. Willing to bet he had just one crappy one and now thinks they're all the same.
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Lucis
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Swyfty Swyf said: Yeah IPAs are bitter as shit It's an acquired taste
I love IPA's, that dank nug taste/smell is awesome.
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zZZz
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Re: omg lol [Re: Lucis]
#22146499 - 08/26/15 01:08 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I remember the first time I tried ipas I was absolutely disgusted and wondered why people would drink such shit, but then it kinda grew on me and now I love em. Don't really drink them often, but I'm always down for an ipa.
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Tonydanzawillpay
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InfiniteToker said: so tired of the pilsners, i'm a lager man these days....
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i really dont like beer snobs. anyone who pipes up about how much better X beer is compaired to Y beer, i dislike.
i'll have a Budweiser please. get your snobby, 10$ bottle of pitch-black piss outta my face and let me drink what i like without being berated
Edited by Adolin (08/26/15 01:19 PM)
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Re: omg lol [Re: Adolin]
#22146606 - 08/26/15 01:37 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Gresh said: i really dont like beer snobs. anyone who pipes up about how much better X beer is compaired to Y beer, i dislike.
i'll have a Budweiser please. get your snobby, 10$ bottle of pitch-black piss outta my face and let me drink what i like without being berated
I hate thick beer. Id love a high quality light beer.
Beer snobs are annoying because they cant come to any terms other than 'they are right'. Anything less than the 10$ a beer is pure shit to them. Pure shit, cheap, nothing good about it.
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zZZz
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it is shit, but i mean i have no problem drinking shit beer. saulgoodman
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Adolin




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Re: omg lol [Re: zZZz]
#22146694 - 08/26/15 01:52 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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beer is shit by definition. but! there are different types of shit, and some shits are just plain disagreeable. weve all had uncomfortable shits, you know? either its too hard, or liquid, or sticks to your ass hairs, etc.
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Re: omg lol [Re: Adolin]
#22146708 - 08/26/15 01:54 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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no doubt, there are a couple of beers out there which almost always give me the shits. fuck those beers.
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LogicaL Chaos
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Shroomslip said: They're not all bitter as hell. I can't remember which, but I've had a few that were subtle enough it didn't even taste bitter unless you were really trying to pick up on that taste.
It's an acquired taste, but all beer is. If you already have the acquired taste for beer, jumping to IPAs isn't really that big of a leap, you just need the right one to start out.
Never get Sierra Nevada's Pale IPA. ITS FUCKIN DISGUSTING!!!
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I've already had it, twice. I like it. It's not the best I've had, but I do enjoy it. It's one of the better choices of beer at the store. To get good craft beers I've gotta go to Specs.
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LogicaL Chaos
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Wait, u dont like IPAS but like Sierra Nevada????
Waaaaaah 
I would rank Sierra Nevada as one of the worst beers ive ever had, up there with Beck's and Moose Lager
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Psychonautica
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Ipa's are fucking disgusting OP.
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Re: omg lol [Re: Adolin]
#22147981 - 08/26/15 06:04 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Gresh said: beer is shit by definition. but! there are different types of shit, and some shits are just plain disagreeable. weve all had uncomfortable shits, you know? either its too hard, or liquid, or sticks to your ass hairs, etc.
i fuckin love beer and bud light but its the only mind altering thing i can take anymore that doesnt give me anxiety so 2-3 a day keeps me happy.
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Re: omg lol [Re: pfxtc] 1
#22148006 - 08/26/15 06:08 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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You love bud light?
Can you teach me how to drink beer with your vagina?
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I had kind of a similar experience at this snobby Irish pub where I occasionally played music. They used to have a chalkboard with a list of the beers they served, and Labatt 50 was one of the cheapest ones so I would sometimes get that. Later they got rid of the chalkboard so that nobody would have any idea how expensive anything was. When I ordered a pint of 50, the bartender just said "We don't serve 50" as if it was laughable that I would think that their fancy bar would ever serve such a lowly beer, and then he promptly turned to someone else and ignored me. What a fucking dick.
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Shroomslip
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LogicaL Chaos said: Wait, u dont like IPAS but like Sierra Nevada????
Waaaaaah 
I would rank Sierra Nevada as one of the worst beers ive ever had, up there with Beck's and Moose Lager
No, I love IPAs, I'm just not fond of the bitterness that they commonly have. I could do without it, otherwise I love everything about them.
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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way. I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today. Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear. I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear. You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline
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Psychonautica
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Shroomslip said: not fond of the bitterness that they commonly have
The bitterness is what makes them IPA's.... The fuck nigga?
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Shroomslip
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Nah there are deeper flavors than just bitter that lagers, wheat ales and shit just doesn't have.
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IPAs became hip but then they became too mainstream for the hip so now the hip discredit the wonder of the ipa and go drink their modelos high lifes and piss beers
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Shroomopotamus
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I love you Shroomery
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I'll drink whatever but I do prefer an ice cold IPA if given the option. Lagunitas is pretty good stuff.
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Shroomopotamus
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Detached said: I'll drink whatever but I do prefer an ice cold IPA if given the option. Lagunitas is pretty good stuff.
I really like Lagunitas too but I often don't order it because I always forget how to pronounce it and it always becomes a fiasco.
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Psychonautica
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Lahh Gooo Knee Taahs.
Because I'm from Minnesota and over pronounce every vowel or whatever.
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Psychonautica said: Lahh Gooo Knee Taahs.
That's how I pronounce it but more of a emphasis of an A than an O on the Gooo
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Psychonautica
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How else would you say it?
Log Uhn Night uhh's?
Log Uhn Knee Tah's?
Both sound gross as fuck.
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Lag U Nee Tas
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I've been wanting to try the Lagunitas Sucks - (Brown Shugga Substitute Ale) a American Double / Imperial IPA style beer.
Sounds Delicious.
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