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InvisibleShroomopotamus
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omg lol
    #22143834 - 08/25/15 11:23 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

So an old friend flew out here and I went to meet up with her and her friend

Place ends up being some like total like upscale fancy schmancy preppy hipster rooftop bar and I'm like "omg" immediately as I walk in
SO out of place from the start LOL
Then I walk to the bar
I'm like
What kinda beers you got since I didn't see em
Dude's like
"Well, what kinda beers you like" kinda with a slight attitude as if I'm making him work harder
"IPA's whatcha got"
"well uhhh none then" with a smug ass voice as if it were an absurd request
I'm like
What
He's like
We don't like that hoppy bullshit, it's just a cheap way of making a beer and it tastes awful"
I'm like
lol omg are you serious
Dude was SO fucking smug about it
like OMG
Then I ordered a pale ale lol
The two chicks had like a smoothie drink and a drink with a fuckin' salad in it lol


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Re: omg lol [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #22143857 - 08/25/15 11:28 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

The second I see a chick sippin on a salad.. i'm getting the fuck out lol


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Re: omg lol [Re: RainyWA]
    #22143902 - 08/25/15 11:36 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Valley Girls, totally! Like, gag me.


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InvisiblezZZz
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Re: omg lol [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #22144288 - 08/26/15 01:47 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

did u atleast get to bang em?..


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OfflineAcaterpillar
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Re: omg lol [Re: Arctic W. Fox]
    #22144298 - 08/26/15 01:53 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Arctic W. Fox said:
Like, gag me.



:lol:

In response to the OP, I would have been pissed if a bartender gave me a response like that.
I could write out some edgy retort that I'd purport myself saying; when in reality I'd probably have gotten very quiet and stared the dude dead in the eyes while thinking "fuck this dude".


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Re: omg lol [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #22144311 - 08/26/15 02:01 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

so tired of the pilsners, i'm a lager man these days....


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Re: omg lol [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #22144342 - 08/26/15 02:24 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomopotamus said:
We don't like that hoppy bullshit, it's just a cheap way of making a beer and it tastes awful




:wellthatsweird:

He's probably going home every night drinking a 6 pack of miller high life or something..

There are hundreds or thousands of IPAs out there. Most are vastly different from each other. Willing to bet he had just one crappy one and now thinks they're all the same.


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Edited by Shroomslip (08/26/15 02:28 AM)


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InvisibleSwyfty Swyf
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Re: omg lol [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #22144394 - 08/26/15 02:56 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomopotamus said:
So an old friend flew out here and I went to meet up with her and her friend

Place ends up being some like total like upscale fancy schmancy preppy hipster rooftop bar and I'm like "omg" immediately as I walk in
SO out of place from the start LOL
Then I walk to the bar
I'm like
What kinda beers you got since I didn't see em
Dude's like
"Well, what kinda beers you like" kinda with a slight attitude as if I'm making him work harder
"IPA's whatcha got"
"well uhhh none then" with a smug ass voice as if it were an absurd request
I'm like
What
He's like
We don't like that hoppy bullshit, it's just a cheap way of making a beer and it tastes awful"
I'm like
lol omg are you serious
Dude was SO fucking smug about it
like OMG
Then I ordered a pale ale lol
The two chicks had like a smoothie drink and a drink with a fuckin' salad in it lol



All I drink is IPA
The idea that a bartender could be smug about someone ordering an IPA is beyond me
Look on any beer website and IPAs are across the board well respected and not to be done without


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Re: omg lol [Re: Swyfty Swyf]
    #22144406 - 08/26/15 03:04 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

The only thing I don't like about IPAs is the bitterness. I'm not really a fan of bitter (can't stand  the stouts I've tried for this reason, it's always way too strong). It's not overbearing in IPAs though. Somehow it just works with the flavor profile.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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InvisibleSwyfty Swyf
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Re: omg lol [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22144410 - 08/26/15 03:08 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah IPAs are bitter as shit
It's an acquired taste
The bitterness doesn't bother me when it's IPAs that I really like
But even some IPAs I felt like I didn't like I came to enjoy by the 2nd bottle
Some IPAs are just shit though
Namely I find that I like the same ones that get high ratings on rate beer.com
:shrug:


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Re: omg lol [Re: Swyfty Swyf]
    #22144416 - 08/26/15 03:14 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

They're not all bitter as hell. I can't remember which, but I've had a few that were subtle enough it didn't even taste bitter unless you were really trying to pick up on that taste.

It's an acquired taste, but all beer is. If you already have the acquired taste for beer, jumping to IPAs isn't really that big of a leap, you just need the right one to start out.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: omg lol [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #22144661 - 08/26/15 06:53 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Did ya tip him? ... :twocents:

:snub: . . . :peace:


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Re: omg lol [Re: RainyWA]
    #22144670 - 08/26/15 07:00 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

RainyWA said:
The second I see a chick sippin on a salad.. i'm getting the fuck out lol



:lolsy:


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Re: omg lol [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22144680 - 08/26/15 07:11 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomslip said:
Quote:

Shroomopotamus said:
We don't like that hoppy bullshit, it's just a cheap way of making a beer and it tastes awful




:wellthatsweird:

He's probably going home every night drinking a 6 pack of miller high life or something..

There are hundreds or thousands of IPAs out there. Most are vastly different from each other. Willing to bet he had just one crappy one and now thinks they're all the same.





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Re: omg lol [Re: Swyfty Swyf]
    #22144850 - 08/26/15 08:02 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Swyfty Swyf said:
Yeah IPAs are bitter as shit
It's an acquired taste






I love IPA's, that dank nug taste/smell is awesome.


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Re: omg lol [Re: Lucis]
    #22146499 - 08/26/15 01:08 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I remember the first time I tried ipas I was absolutely disgusted and wondered why people would drink such shit, but then it kinda grew on me and now I love em. Don't really drink them often, but I'm always down for an ipa.


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Re: omg lol [Re: InfiniteToker]
    #22146532 - 08/26/15 01:14 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

InfiniteToker said:
so tired of the pilsners, i'm a lager man these days....



:facepalm:


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Re: omg lol [Re: Tonydanzawillpay]
    #22146539 - 08/26/15 01:19 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

i really dont like beer snobs. anyone who pipes up about how much better X beer is compaired to Y beer, i dislike.


i'll have a Budweiser please. get your snobby, 10$ bottle of pitch-black piss outta my face and let me drink what i like without being berated


Edited by Adolin (08/26/15 01:19 PM)


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Re: omg lol [Re: Adolin]
    #22146606 - 08/26/15 01:37 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Gresh said:
i really dont like beer snobs. anyone who pipes up about how much better X beer is compaired to Y beer, i dislike.


i'll have a Budweiser please. get your snobby, 10$ bottle of pitch-black piss outta my face and let me drink what i like without being berated



I hate thick beer.
Id love a high quality light beer.

Beer snobs are annoying because they cant come to any terms other than 'they are right'.
Anything less than the 10$ a beer is pure shit to them. Pure shit, cheap, nothing good about it.


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Re: omg lol [Re: MajickMuffin]
    #22146670 - 08/26/15 01:48 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

it is shit, but i mean i have no problem drinking shit beer. :shrug: saulgoodman


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