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Shroomopotamus
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Registered: 09/27/09
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omg lol
#22143834 - 08/25/15 11:23 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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So an old friend flew out here and I went to meet up with her and her friend
Place ends up being some like total like upscale fancy schmancy preppy hipster rooftop bar and I'm like "omg" immediately as I walk in SO out of place from the start LOL Then I walk to the bar I'm like What kinda beers you got since I didn't see em Dude's like "Well, what kinda beers you like" kinda with a slight attitude as if I'm making him work harder "IPA's whatcha got" "well uhhh none then" with a smug ass voice as if it were an absurd request I'm like What He's like We don't like that hoppy bullshit, it's just a cheap way of making a beer and it tastes awful" I'm like lol omg are you serious Dude was SO fucking smug about it like OMG Then I ordered a pale ale lol The two chicks had like a smoothie drink and a drink with a fuckin' salad in it lol
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RainyWA



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The second I see a chick sippin on a salad.. i'm getting the fuck out lol
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Arctic W. Fox

Registered: 09/23/14
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Valley Girls, totally! Like, gag me.
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jesus


Registered: 12/28/07
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did u atleast get to bang em?..
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Acaterpillar
A little mad...



Registered: 06/09/07
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Arctic W. Fox said: Like, gag me.

In response to the OP, I would have been pissed if a bartender gave me a response like that. I could write out some edgy retort that I'd purport myself saying; when in reality I'd probably have gotten very quiet and stared the dude dead in the eyes while thinking "fuck this dude".
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InfiniteToker
Devourer of Chicken Wings



Registered: 06/22/13
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so tired of the pilsners, i'm a lager man these days....
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Shroomslip
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Registered: 11/25/12
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Shroomopotamus said: We don't like that hoppy bullshit, it's just a cheap way of making a beer and it tastes awful
He's probably going home every night drinking a 6 pack of miller high life or something..
There are hundreds or thousands of IPAs out there. Most are vastly different from each other. Willing to bet he had just one crappy one and now thinks they're all the same.
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Edited by Shroomslip (08/26/15 02:28 AM)
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Swyfty Swyf
Shrugsy Shrugs


Registered: 02/20/09
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Loc: North Alabama
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Quote:
Shroomopotamus said: So an old friend flew out here and I went to meet up with her and her friend
Place ends up being some like total like upscale fancy schmancy preppy hipster rooftop bar and I'm like "omg" immediately as I walk in SO out of place from the start LOL Then I walk to the bar I'm like What kinda beers you got since I didn't see em Dude's like "Well, what kinda beers you like" kinda with a slight attitude as if I'm making him work harder "IPA's whatcha got" "well uhhh none then" with a smug ass voice as if it were an absurd request I'm like What He's like We don't like that hoppy bullshit, it's just a cheap way of making a beer and it tastes awful" I'm like lol omg are you serious Dude was SO fucking smug about it like OMG Then I ordered a pale ale lol The two chicks had like a smoothie drink and a drink with a fuckin' salad in it lol
All I drink is IPA The idea that a bartender could be smug about someone ordering an IPA is beyond me Look on any beer website and IPAs are across the board well respected and not to be done without
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Shroomslip
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The only thing I don't like about IPAs is the bitterness. I'm not really a fan of bitter (can't stand the stouts I've tried for this reason, it's always way too strong). It's not overbearing in IPAs though. Somehow it just works with the flavor profile.
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Swyfty Swyf
Shrugsy Shrugs


Registered: 02/20/09
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Loc: North Alabama
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Yeah IPAs are bitter as shit It's an acquired taste The bitterness doesn't bother me when it's IPAs that I really like But even some IPAs I felt like I didn't like I came to enjoy by the 2nd bottle Some IPAs are just shit though Namely I find that I like the same ones that get high ratings on rate beer.com
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Shroomslip
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They're not all bitter as hell. I can't remember which, but I've had a few that were subtle enough it didn't even taste bitter unless you were really trying to pick up on that taste.
It's an acquired taste, but all beer is. If you already have the acquired taste for beer, jumping to IPAs isn't really that big of a leap, you just need the right one to start out.
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vinsue
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Registered: 02/17/04
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Did ya tip him? ...
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MajickMuffin
Edible Cult


Registered: 05/28/14
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Quote:
RainyWA said: The second I see a chick sippin on a salad.. i'm getting the fuck out lol
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Angus McAxeHandle
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Registered: 08/25/15
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Shroomslip said:
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Shroomopotamus said: We don't like that hoppy bullshit, it's just a cheap way of making a beer and it tastes awful
He's probably going home every night drinking a 6 pack of miller high life or something..
There are hundreds or thousands of IPAs out there. Most are vastly different from each other. Willing to bet he had just one crappy one and now thinks they're all the same.
This^^^
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Lucis
Nutritional Yeast

Registered: 03/28/15
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Swyfty Swyf said: Yeah IPAs are bitter as shit It's an acquired taste
I love IPA's, that dank nug taste/smell is awesome.
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zZZz
jesus


Registered: 12/28/07
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Re: omg lol [Re: Lucis]
#22146499 - 08/26/15 01:08 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I remember the first time I tried ipas I was absolutely disgusted and wondered why people would drink such shit, but then it kinda grew on me and now I love em. Don't really drink them often, but I'm always down for an ipa.
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Tonydanzawillpay
compared to what

Registered: 11/11/12
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Quote:
InfiniteToker said: so tired of the pilsners, i'm a lager man these days....
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Adolin




Registered: 06/28/11
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i really dont like beer snobs. anyone who pipes up about how much better X beer is compaired to Y beer, i dislike.
i'll have a Budweiser please. get your snobby, 10$ bottle of pitch-black piss outta my face and let me drink what i like without being berated
Edited by Adolin (08/26/15 01:19 PM)
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MajickMuffin
Edible Cult


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Re: omg lol [Re: Adolin]
#22146606 - 08/26/15 01:37 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Gresh said: i really dont like beer snobs. anyone who pipes up about how much better X beer is compaired to Y beer, i dislike.
i'll have a Budweiser please. get your snobby, 10$ bottle of pitch-black piss outta my face and let me drink what i like without being berated
I hate thick beer. Id love a high quality light beer.
Beer snobs are annoying because they cant come to any terms other than 'they are right'. Anything less than the 10$ a beer is pure shit to them. Pure shit, cheap, nothing good about it.
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zZZz
jesus


Registered: 12/28/07
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it is shit, but i mean i have no problem drinking shit beer. saulgoodman
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