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OfflineThe5thBeatle
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Can any of you colloquial intellectuals help me out?
    #22143682 - 08/25/15 10:49 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Hello ladies & gents. Been a while since my last post, I haven't even lurked in a good while. New job, new lifestyle, lots of IRL things have my attention these days. Anyway, I'm in the middle of a facebook rant and need a polite-company synonym for douche. I thought to myself, what better place than the pub to pose this question. Thanks in advance! :P


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Re: Can any of you colloquial intellectuals help me out? [Re: The5thBeatle] * 5
    #22143691 - 08/25/15 10:51 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Douche (adj):
someone who engages in Facebook arguments and then asks another social community to help with his rebuttal.


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Re: Can any of you colloquial intellectuals help me out? [Re: ModestMouse]
    #22143695 - 08/25/15 10:52 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

a shower of water, typically used for washing out the anus or vagina.


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Re: Can any of you colloquial intellectuals help me out? [Re: The5thBeatle]
    #22143719 - 08/25/15 10:58 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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The5thBeatle said:
Hello ladies & gents. Been a while since my last post, I haven't even lurked in a good while. New job, new lifestyle, lots of IRL things have my attention these days. Anyway, I'm in the middle of a facebook rant and need a polite-company synonym for douche. I thought to myself, what better place than the pub to pose this question. Thanks in advance! :P




Dude it isn't worth it. Don't waste your energy trying to convince simple people about trash. Its unhealthy.


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Re: Can any of you colloquial intellectuals help me out? [Re: The5thBeatle]
    #22143726 - 08/25/15 10:59 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

dong


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Re: Can any of you colloquial intellectuals help me out? [Re: The5thBeatle]
    #22143744 - 08/25/15 11:03 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

or just tell him he's not a very pleasant person, be a gentleman about it


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Re: Can any of you colloquial intellectuals help me out? [Re: zZZz]
    #22143749 - 08/25/15 11:04 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Stupididiot


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Re: Can any of you colloquial intellectuals help me out? [Re: Does]
    #22143752 - 08/25/15 11:06 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Does said:
Stupididiot



Cmon man keep this trash outta my thread. You must be having a bad day.


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Re: Can any of you colloquial intellectuals help me out? [Re: Does]
    #22143754 - 08/25/15 11:06 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

the most perfect synonym for douche is chode.


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: Can any of you colloquial intellectuals help me out? [Re: The5thBeatle] * 1
    #22143772 - 08/25/15 11:12 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

The5thBeatle said:
Hello ladies & gents. Been a while since my last post, I haven't even lurked in a good while. New job, new lifestyle, lots of IRL things have my attention these days. Anyway, I'm in the middle of a facebook rant and need a polite-company synonym for douche. I thought to myself, what better place than the pub to pose this question. Thanks in advance! :P




Let me go post this question on Reddit


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OfflineThe5thBeatle
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Re: Can any of you colloquial intellectuals help me out? [Re: Detached]
    #22143783 - 08/25/15 11:14 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Haha oh no I'm not in an argument, I agree those are absolutely ridiculous & pointless. I'm just posting a rant of some absurdity I experienced at work today to entertain anyone who's still on fb.

Good thinking with the Reddit deference


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Re: Can any of you colloquial intellectuals help me out? [Re: The5thBeatle]
    #22143787 - 08/25/15 11:15 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

The5thBeatle


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Re: Can any of you colloquial intellectuals help me out? [Re: Detached]
    #22143790 - 08/25/15 11:16 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

/b/ said to post this instead





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Re: Can any of you colloquial intellectuals help me out? [Re: PLURAL]
    #22143793 - 08/25/15 11:16 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

don't ever call me a pete best!


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

Life-long trip report


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Re: Can any of you colloquial intellectuals help me out? [Re: pfxtc]
    #22143809 - 08/25/15 11:19 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

A polite word for douche? Hmm... how about "miracle whip"?

Seriously though, deactivate that shit and remove a massive timesuck and amount of stress from your life.


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Re: Can any of you colloquial intellectuals help me out? [Re: mollymadman]
    #22143817 - 08/25/15 11:20 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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mollymadman said:
Quote:

Does said:
Stupididiot



Cmon man keep this trash outta my thread. You must be having a bad day.



Don't you think thats a pretty word to look at?
Let's elevate from the shackles


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OfflineThe5thBeatle
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Re: Can any of you colloquial intellectuals help me out? [Re: The5thBeatle]
    #22143827 - 08/25/15 11:22 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Lol is there a tv blur on that cartoon vagina? Hentai is weird. The internet is weird.

& yea, I was in a weird musical zone when I made this profile.. didn't really realize the implications. Even thought of a better name after it was too late. Oh well, I still love the fab four & most of their contemporaries.


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Re: Can any of you colloquial intellectuals help me out? [Re: The5thBeatle]
    #22143833 - 08/25/15 11:23 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

That's a Japan thing :lol:


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Re: Can any of you colloquial intellectuals help me out? [Re: falsereality]
    #22143840 - 08/25/15 11:25 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Oh believe me, I often wonder why I still waste my time on there. If it wasn't for long lost friends & relatives I'd like to stay in touch with, I'd have disconnected long ago

Haha fair enough twighead! I can't pretend to understand but I won't worry too much about it


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