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The5thBeatle
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Can any of you colloquial intellectuals help me out?
#22143682 - 08/25/15 10:49 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Hello ladies & gents. Been a while since my last post, I haven't even lurked in a good while. New job, new lifestyle, lots of IRL things have my attention these days. Anyway, I'm in the middle of a facebook rant and need a polite-company synonym for douche. I thought to myself, what better place than the pub to pose this question. Thanks in advance! :P
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Re: Can any of you colloquial intellectuals help me out? [Re: The5thBeatle] 5
#22143691 - 08/25/15 10:51 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Douche (adj): someone who engages in Facebook arguments and then asks another social community to help with his rebuttal.
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Ihateyou
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Re: Can any of you colloquial intellectuals help me out? [Re: ModestMouse]
#22143695 - 08/25/15 10:52 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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a shower of water, typically used for washing out the anus or vagina.
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mollymadman
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Re: Can any of you colloquial intellectuals help me out? [Re: The5thBeatle]
#22143719 - 08/25/15 10:58 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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The5thBeatle said: Hello ladies & gents. Been a while since my last post, I haven't even lurked in a good while. New job, new lifestyle, lots of IRL things have my attention these days. Anyway, I'm in the middle of a facebook rant and need a polite-company synonym for douche. I thought to myself, what better place than the pub to pose this question. Thanks in advance! :P
Dude it isn't worth it. Don't waste your energy trying to convince simple people about trash. Its unhealthy.
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Re: Can any of you colloquial intellectuals help me out? [Re: The5thBeatle]
#22143726 - 08/25/15 10:59 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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dong
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zZZz
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Re: Can any of you colloquial intellectuals help me out? [Re: The5thBeatle]
#22143744 - 08/25/15 11:03 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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or just tell him he's not a very pleasant person, be a gentleman about it
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Re: Can any of you colloquial intellectuals help me out? [Re: zZZz]
#22143749 - 08/25/15 11:04 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Stupididiot
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Re: Can any of you colloquial intellectuals help me out? [Re: Does]
#22143752 - 08/25/15 11:06 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Does said: Stupididiot
Cmon man keep this trash outta my thread. You must be having a bad day.
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pfxtc
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Re: Can any of you colloquial intellectuals help me out? [Re: Does]
#22143754 - 08/25/15 11:06 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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the most perfect synonym for douche is chode.
-------------------- koods said: Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus. Life-long trip report
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Re: Can any of you colloquial intellectuals help me out? [Re: The5thBeatle] 1
#22143772 - 08/25/15 11:12 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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The5thBeatle said: Hello ladies & gents. Been a while since my last post, I haven't even lurked in a good while. New job, new lifestyle, lots of IRL things have my attention these days. Anyway, I'm in the middle of a facebook rant and need a polite-company synonym for douche. I thought to myself, what better place than the pub to pose this question. Thanks in advance! :P
Let me go post this question on Reddit
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The5thBeatle
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Re: Can any of you colloquial intellectuals help me out? [Re: Detached]
#22143783 - 08/25/15 11:14 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Haha oh no I'm not in an argument, I agree those are absolutely ridiculous & pointless. I'm just posting a rant of some absurdity I experienced at work today to entertain anyone who's still on fb.
Good thinking with the Reddit deference
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Re: Can any of you colloquial intellectuals help me out? [Re: The5thBeatle]
#22143787 - 08/25/15 11:15 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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The5thBeatle
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twighead
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Re: Can any of you colloquial intellectuals help me out? [Re: Detached]
#22143790 - 08/25/15 11:16 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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/b/ said to post this instead
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pfxtc
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Re: Can any of you colloquial intellectuals help me out? [Re: PLURAL]
#22143793 - 08/25/15 11:16 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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don't ever call me a pete best!
-------------------- koods said: Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus. Life-long trip report
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Re: Can any of you colloquial intellectuals help me out? [Re: pfxtc]
#22143809 - 08/25/15 11:19 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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A polite word for douche? Hmm... how about "miracle whip"?
Seriously though, deactivate that shit and remove a massive timesuck and amount of stress from your life.
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Re: Can any of you colloquial intellectuals help me out? [Re: mollymadman]
#22143817 - 08/25/15 11:20 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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mollymadman said:
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Does said: Stupididiot
Cmon man keep this trash outta my thread. You must be having a bad day.
Don't you think thats a pretty word to look at? Let's elevate from the shackles
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The5thBeatle
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Re: Can any of you colloquial intellectuals help me out? [Re: The5thBeatle]
#22143827 - 08/25/15 11:22 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Lol is there a tv blur on that cartoon vagina? Hentai is weird. The internet is weird.
& yea, I was in a weird musical zone when I made this profile.. didn't really realize the implications. Even thought of a better name after it was too late. Oh well, I still love the fab four & most of their contemporaries.
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twighead
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Re: Can any of you colloquial intellectuals help me out? [Re: The5thBeatle]
#22143833 - 08/25/15 11:23 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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That's a Japan thing
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The5thBeatle
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Re: Can any of you colloquial intellectuals help me out? [Re: falsereality]
#22143840 - 08/25/15 11:25 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Oh believe me, I often wonder why I still waste my time on there. If it wasn't for long lost friends & relatives I'd like to stay in touch with, I'd have disconnected long ago
Haha fair enough twighead! I can't pretend to understand but I won't worry too much about it
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