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How the fuck am I supposed to meet people?
    #22141401 - 08/25/15 03:33 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

In the fucking woods looking for mushrooms?

Seriously, how the fuck do you guys meet people.

Im not a very social person only because I dont know anyfuckingone.

Im a one on one type of guy.

I want to meet a girl of similar thinking.

How do you guys meet people? :patlal:


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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: MajickMuffin]
    #22141407 - 08/25/15 03:34 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I haven't had a friend in 7 years (left home for military). Just me, wife, and cats. Don't ask me :lol:

I met my wife on plenty of fish when I got to first duty location 5 years ago and have been married for 4 in 2 weeks - worked for me.

I've never been able to find friends since leaving and coming back home - all high school friends are trash and I just don't even know where to start. every job I've worked is all people 10+ years older then me. also basically work from home now so it's even harder.

i will say the urge to have friends after being married for a while kind of diminishes


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

Life-long trip report


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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: pfxtc]
    #22141447 - 08/25/15 03:43 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Wow marriage sounds like it sucks.


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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: empty space] * 1
    #22141454 - 08/25/15 03:44 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Wow marriage sounds like it sucks.




best thing that ever happened to me. not sure how you got "it sucks" from what I said.


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: pfxtc]
    #22141462 - 08/25/15 03:46 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I mean I have friends but not anybody I could possibly have a relationship with thats what im talking about here :shrug:


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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: MajickMuffin]
    #22141465 - 08/25/15 03:46 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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I mean I have friends but not anybody I could possibly have a relationship with thats what im talking about here :shrug:




1) dress nice
2) talk to women?
3) try online dating

a car, a toothbrush, and a job really will help.


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

Life-long trip report


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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: pfxtc]
    #22141476 - 08/25/15 03:48 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

A job is what I need. Ive been thinking that would assist me in meeting people.

Online dating I tried once many months ago and that was a fucking bitch.


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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: pfxtc]
    #22141482 - 08/25/15 03:49 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I meet most of my now homies here at work. But it helps i work in a pretty big processing plant so there's lots of people here on any given day and a lot of them are in my age group


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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: MajickMuffin]
    #22141487 - 08/25/15 03:50 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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A job is what I need. Ive been thinking that would assist me in meeting people.

Online dating I tried once many months ago and that was a fucking bitch.




a job won't help you meet people necessarily, and by meet people i'm assuming you mean meet people (women) to have sex with.

it will make you more of a prospect in the eyes of any women you do happen to try and talk to.

what went wrong with online dating? i hated it lol - but got lucky regardless. was only on the site for a month before i got sick of it and deleted it (and also was dating my wife so I didn't need it any more).


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: pfxtc]
    #22141519 - 08/25/15 03:56 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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MajickMuffin said:
A job is what I need. Ive been thinking that would assist me in meeting people.

Online dating I tried once many months ago and that was a fucking bitch.




a job won't help you meet people necessarily, and by meet people i'm assuming you mean meet people (women) to have sex with.

it will make you more of a prospect in the eyes of any women you do happen to try and talk to.

what went wrong with online dating? i hated it lol - but got lucky regardless. was only on the site for a month before i got sick of it and deleted it (and also was dating my wife so I didn't need it any more).



What went wrong was nobody ever contacted me.

Even though I am good looking and have cool hobbies/views.

Maybe I just lost hope


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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: MajickMuffin]
    #22141530 - 08/25/15 03:58 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

if you're a man looking for women you need to literally send 100 messages a day :lol:
i met 3 girls, fucked 2 a few times randomly for a few weeks - both were fucking crazy as fuck. 3rd I met became my wife.

it's a pain in the ass but you gotta make the effort - no girl will message you typically. i had to instigate everything.


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

Life-long trip report


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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: pfxtc]
    #22141560 - 08/25/15 04:03 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Well thanks for the help man, maybe I will look into that if you had the success you say you did :creepylurker:


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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: MajickMuffin]
    #22141626 - 08/25/15 04:15 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Well thanks for the help man, maybe I will look into that if you had the success you say you did :creepylurker:




be warned - some bitches be crazy. one had a 4" stab wound in her abdomen from the week before from when she took all the pills in her cabinet and went psychotic and tried to murder her boyfriend. i fucked her for 4 hours and never talked to her again.

other one wouldn't let me inside her house. i had to come to her house and fuck her in the garage every day, and then leave. we watched a few movies and i had to pee outside in the yard.


weird.
my wife introduced me to her family, and was totally normal - much better lol.


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

Life-long trip report


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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: pfxtc]
    #22141642 - 08/25/15 04:18 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Well thanks for the help man, maybe I will look into that if you had the success you say you did :creepylurker:




be warned - some bitches be crazy. one had a 4" stab wound in her abdomen from the week before from when she took all the pills in her cabinet and went psychotic and tried to murder her boyfriend. i fucked her for 4 hours and never talked to her again.

other one wouldn't let me inside her house. i had to come to her house and fuck her in the garage every day, and then leave. we watched a few movies and i had to pee outside in the yard.


weird.
my wife introduced me to her family, and was totally normal - much better lol.



Wow dude.  :shitmypants:
Appreciate the warning.

Thanks for sharing those crazy bitches


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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: MajickMuffin]
    #22141649 - 08/25/15 04:19 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

lol no problem be careful
the most fucked up part is I bought the bitch with the stab wound a $25 salad at some restaurant - AND SHE DIDNT TAKE A FUCKING BITE OF IT AND DIDNT WANT TO TAKE IT HOME


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: pfxtc]
    #22141654 - 08/25/15 04:20 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Now thats fucked up.

I ALWAYS  take my leftovers home even if its cheap shit. Its just what to do :shrug:


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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: MajickMuffin]
    #22141657 - 08/25/15 04:21 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I joined Meetup and Plenty Of Fish today


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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: plektheplek]
    #22141667 - 08/25/15 04:23 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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I joined Meetup and Plenty Of Fish today



If thats a real picture of you as your avatar picture im just going to say straight up the only people your going to 'match' with are fat motherfuckers.


Jokin. ha :thatsaten:


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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: plektheplek]
    #22141672 - 08/25/15 04:23 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Now thats fucked up.

I ALWAYS  take my leftovers home even if its cheap shit. Its just what to do :shrug:




especially on a first date, as a woman. at least one bite.
nothin.

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I joined Meetup and Plenty Of Fish today




good luck. i HATED it and felt dirty using online dating, but it worked out in the end. so awkard trying to 'sell yourself' to 100's of women hoping one responds. if I was single now I'd be better at finding dates then when I was younger :lol:


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

Life-long trip report


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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: pfxtc]
    #22141836 - 08/25/15 04:53 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Wow marriage sounds like it sucks.




best thing that ever happened to me. not sure how you got "it sucks" from what I said.



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i will say the urge to have friends after being married for a while kind of diminishes



This. Ive broken up w countless amazing women because I didnt have time for my friends and community. Then again I live a very social lifestyle that is very different from how you described yours. To each their own but I couldnt be in a relationship where I lose touch with my friends.


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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: empty space]
    #22141855 - 08/25/15 04:57 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I see - I've always been pretty antisocial so I guess that makes sense. I should add my relationship had nothing to do with losing friends :lol:. Never experienced that at all. Notice I said I havent really had friends in 7 years and have been in a relationship for 5.


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

Life-long trip report


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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: pfxtc]
    #22141858 - 08/25/15 04:59 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

don't waste your time with online dating

sure you might get real lucky, but srsly good luck with that

I always met people from the basketball court honestly.. you keep going and running into the same people. Just be cool and eventually as they get to like you you'll get an invite to do something or what not.


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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: MajickMuffin]
    #22141864 - 08/25/15 05:00 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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In the fucking woods looking for mushrooms?



And you said you weren't gay.

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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #22141883 - 08/25/15 05:01 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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XLCaps said:
Quote:

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In the fucking woods looking for mushrooms?



And you said you weren't gay.

:wonka:



That must be a real pic of yourself as your avatar pic huh


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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: MajickMuffin]
    #22141893 - 08/25/15 05:02 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Why, are you intimidated? A chimp could rip your arms off and rape your supple, well used anus.


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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #22141901 - 08/25/15 05:03 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I was saying that, relating the intelligence of your post with the intelligence of the animal as your avatar :smugjerry:


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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: MajickMuffin]
    #22141908 - 08/25/15 05:05 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

That's okay. Chimps get to let their nuts swing in the breeze all the time. That sounds like the life.

I hink I'm actually just turning you on and you're trying to figure out if I'm a rapeable lower life form. :shrug:


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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #22141912 - 08/25/15 05:06 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

:yeahokaywaitwhat:


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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: MajickMuffin]
    #22141915 - 08/25/15 05:06 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

^the face you made with that first pinky in your bumhole


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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #22141916 - 08/25/15 05:07 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

:doublefacepalm:


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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: cube talk]
    #22141919 - 08/25/15 05:07 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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don't waste your time with online dating

sure you might get real lucky, but srsly good luck with that

I always met people from the basketball court honestly.. you keep going and running into the same people. Just be cool and eventually as they get to like you you'll get an invite to do something or what not.




I got lucky :shrug:

are there lots of women hanging out at the basketball court? :lol:

If I were single I think community college would be quite a haven.


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

Life-long trip report


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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #22141928 - 08/25/15 05:09 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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:yeahokaywaitwhat:



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^the face you made with that first pinky in your bumhole




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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #22141931 - 08/25/15 05:09 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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XLCaps said:
Quote:

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:yeahokaywaitwhat:



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^the face you made with that first pinky in your bumhole






:doublefacepalm::doublefacepalm::doublefacepalm:


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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: MajickMuffin]
    #22141937 - 08/25/15 05:10 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

There's a lot of men in your post.


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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #22141943 - 08/25/15 05:10 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

with bald heads...
interesting


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

Life-long trip report


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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #22141944 - 08/25/15 05:10 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

:notgettingup:


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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: MajickMuffin]
    #22141976 - 08/25/15 05:15 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

You're saying you want to go to bed? :naughty:

You're even rolling over for me.

D'AWWWWW


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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #22141986 - 08/25/15 05:16 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Get yo monkey ass right on outa here


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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: MajickMuffin] * 1
    #22141990 - 08/25/15 05:17 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

shouldn't this thread be titled 'how to get meat-ed by several strange people, an essay on anonymous homoeroticism by dr.majickmuffin, dr. of cockology'.


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

Life-long trip report


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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: MajickMuffin]
    #22142003 - 08/25/15 05:19 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Get yo monkey ass right on outa here



That's not nice. I present my anus to you as a fair and compassionate lover, and you respond like that? Wow dude, all you had to say was, "I've had enough anus pounding today and my hips are sore." :rolleyes:


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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: pfxtc]
    #22142036 - 08/25/15 05:25 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Get yo monkey ass right on outa here



That's not nice. I present my anus to you as a fair and compassionate lover, and you respond like that? Wow dude, all you had to say was, "I've had enough anus pounding today and my hips are sore." :rolleyes:



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shouldn't this thread be titled 'how to get meat-ed by several strange people, an essay on anonymous homoeroticism by dr.majickmuffin, dr. of cockology'.



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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: MajickMuffin]
    #22142039 - 08/25/15 05:25 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

:laugh2:

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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: pfxtc]
    #22142067 - 08/25/15 05:30 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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if you're a man looking for women you need to literally send 100 messages a day :lol:
i met 3 girls, fucked 2 a few times randomly for a few weeks - both were fucking crazy as fuck. 3rd I met became my wife.

it's a pain in the ass but you gotta make the effort - no girl will message you typically. i had to instigate everything.




Another thing i do is Facebook is something else i do. I'll literally just add every pretty girl on the you may know this person list that lives in my area.

"Do i know you?"

"Not yet but it's a beautiful day out wanna hang out and walk around and chit chat"

Not every girl says yes but you only need one too. :shrug:


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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: Enjoywho]
    #22142072 - 08/25/15 05:30 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

thats worked? lol.


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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: pfxtc]
    #22142091 - 08/25/15 05:33 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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don't waste your time with online dating

sure you might get real lucky, but srsly good luck with that

I always met people from the basketball court honestly.. you keep going and running into the same people. Just be cool and eventually as they get to like you you'll get an invite to do something or what not.




I got lucky :shrug:

are there lots of women hanging out at the basketball court? :lol:

If I were single I think community college would be quite a haven.




Im thinking about going to our local community college for that very reason. Lot of pretty girls walking off the bus there.


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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: Enjoywho]
    #22142120 - 08/25/15 05:38 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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don't waste your time with online dating

sure you might get real lucky, but srsly good luck with that

I always met people from the basketball court honestly.. you keep going and running into the same people. Just be cool and eventually as they get to like you you'll get an invite to do something or what not.




I got lucky :shrug:

are there lots of women hanging out at the basketball court? :lol:

If I were single I think community college would be quite a haven.




Im thinking about going to our local community college for that very reason. Lot of pretty girls walking off the bus there.




i took 4-5 classes to finish out my undergrad there and the girls there were all kinds of antsy and wouldn't leave me alone after seeing my wedding ring - dirty whores. sounds perfect for you though!

you should probably also go for like a degree/education/etc. too though :lol:


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: Enjoywho]
    #22142122 - 08/25/15 05:39 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Make a MeetMe & hit on some jail bait:wink::thumbup:


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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: RainyWA]
    #22142131 - 08/25/15 05:41 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I go to clubs, concerts, and festivals and offer people and specifically girls MDMA. If everything goes well by the end of the night I have myself a new lady friend. It's a shame I cant have sex with them on the spot because I can't get my dick up on MDMA


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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: MajickMuffin]
    #22142132 - 08/25/15 05:41 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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In the fucking woods looking for mushrooms?

Seriously, how the fuck do you guys meet people.

Im not a very social person only because I dont know anyfuckingone.

Im a one on one type of guy.

I want to meet a girl of similar thinking.

How do you guys meet people? :patlal:




you hide behind a tree, or if you are a good climber up in the tree tops and just wait till you spot someone, then start making hooter sounds to draw them in closer


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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: MajickMuffin]
    #22142155 - 08/25/15 05:47 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

concerts


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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: Sheekle]
    #22142161 - 08/25/15 05:48 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

i've noticed most 'friends' you make at concerts are people you never see after that night, usually too drunk/high to remember they talked to you. happens a lot


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #22142163 - 08/25/15 05:48 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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In the fucking woods looking for mushrooms?

Seriously, how the fuck do you guys meet people.

Im not a very social person only because I dont know anyfuckingone.

Im a one on one type of guy.

I want to meet a girl of similar thinking.

How do you guys meet people? :patlal:




you hide behind a tree, or if you are a good climber up in the tree tops and just wait till you spot someone, then start making hooter sounds to draw them in closer




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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: Enjoywho]
    #22142169 - 08/25/15 05:49 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I go to the supermarket to pick up bitches. Bitches love to be hit on at the supermarket. Bitches also love to be called bitches, so make sure to open the conversation with something along the lines of "Dayum, you's supposed to be part iof my pack 'coz you's a fine ass bitch. What's yo' digits ho?" or "Sup bitch? Wanna come back to my place? I'll make you a bomb ass sausage wit' some rice-a-roni. I'll bust a nut in yo' pussy and then you can turn tricks for me wit' dat sexy booty." Or pretty much anything else along those lines, works for me every time.


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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: empty space]
    #22142174 - 08/25/15 05:50 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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I go to the supermarket to pick up bitches. Bitches love to be hit on at the supermarket. Bitches also love to be called bitches, so make sure to open the conversation with something along the lines of "Dayum, you's supposed to be part iof my pack 'coz you's a fine ass bitch. What's yo' digits ho?" or "Sup bitch? Wanna come back to my place? I'll make you a bomb ass sausage wit' some rice-a-roni. I'll bust a nut in yo' pussy and then you can turn tricks for me wit' dat sexy booty." Or pretty much anything else along those lines, works for me every time.




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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: pfxtc]
    #22142181 - 08/25/15 05:51 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

YO BABY EVER HAD YOUR ASS LICKED BY A FAT MAN IN AN OVERCOAT?

Works every time.


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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #22142190 - 08/25/15 05:53 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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YO BABY EVER HAD YOUR ASS LICKED BY A FAT MAN IN AN OVERCOAT?

Works every time.




"stuck up bitch"
i literally laughed out loud


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: pfxtc]
    #22142202 - 08/25/15 05:54 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Jay & Silent Bob, gotta love it lol


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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: pfxtc]
    #22142267 - 08/25/15 06:09 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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lol no problem be careful
the most fucked up part is I bought the bitch with the stab wound a $25 salad at some restaurant - AND SHE DIDNT TAKE A FUCKING BITE OF IT AND DIDNT WANT TO TAKE IT HOME



hold the fuck up

did she even eat at all while you were there?
what the fuck.
i would have been like lemme get dat salad to go for me anyways.


lol that fuckt


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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: Salomon]
    #22142291 - 08/25/15 06:14 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah I wouldve left her at the restaurant and taken the salad home to snuggle.


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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: empty space]
    #22142333 - 08/25/15 06:21 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

salad would have given better head then she did too probably.


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: pfxtc]
    #22142355 - 08/25/15 06:26 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

:lol: you silly sluts


To meet people your gonna bond with
Go to public events /places where you guy share interests

yoga, festival etc etc
college town coffeee shops

etc

Jus  think and go out an  look for yojr mates
Im lonely aswell, i have 0 true friends in my life atm
So im just improving myself, which ive made great progress
and im constantly looking whenever im out


Youlle find the people your meant to be with, so will I
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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: pfxtc]
    #22142404 - 08/25/15 06:36 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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thats worked? lol.




Ya man quite a few times how i met my current gf.


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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: empty space]
    #22142414 - 08/25/15 06:38 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Yeah I wouldve left her at the restaurant and taken the salad home to snuggle.




:rofl:


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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: Enjoywho]
    #22143187 - 08/25/15 09:05 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

When girls smile at you that usually means they're friendly

Kinda miss having a low wage job, but I hate being limited to those wages.

Growing old sucks, in highschool you could just see someone a second time and know you have somebody to chill with and who isn't going to flake out on you unless its someone really douchey.


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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: empty space]
    #22144667 - 08/26/15 06:57 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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I go to the supermarket to pick up bitches. Bitches love to be hit on at the supermarket. Bitches also love to be called bitches, so make sure to open the conversation with something along the lines of "Dayum, you's supposed to be part iof my pack 'coz you's a fine ass bitch. What's yo' digits ho?" or "Sup bitch? Wanna come back to my place? I'll make you a bomb ass sausage wit' some rice-a-roni. I'll bust a nut in yo' pussy and then you can turn tricks for me wit' dat sexy booty." Or pretty much anything else along those lines, works for me every time.



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