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MajickMuffin
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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: pfxtc]
#22142036 - 08/25/15 05:25 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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XLCaps said:
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MajickMuffin said: Get yo monkey ass right on outa here
That's not nice. I present my anus to you as a fair and compassionate lover, and you respond like that? Wow dude, all you had to say was, "I've had enough anus pounding today and my hips are sore." 
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pfxtc said: shouldn't this thread be titled 'how to get meat-ed by several strange people, an essay on anonymous homoeroticism by dr.majickmuffin, dr. of cockology'.
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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: MajickMuffin]
#22142039 - 08/25/15 05:25 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Great response!
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Enjoywho
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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: pfxtc]
#22142067 - 08/25/15 05:30 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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pfxtc said: if you're a man looking for women you need to literally send 100 messages a day  i met 3 girls, fucked 2 a few times randomly for a few weeks - both were fucking crazy as fuck. 3rd I met became my wife.
it's a pain in the ass but you gotta make the effort - no girl will message you typically. i had to instigate everything.
Another thing i do is Facebook is something else i do. I'll literally just add every pretty girl on the you may know this person list that lives in my area.
"Do i know you?"
"Not yet but it's a beautiful day out wanna hang out and walk around and chit chat"
Not every girl says yes but you only need one too.
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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: Enjoywho]
#22142072 - 08/25/15 05:30 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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thats worked? lol.
-------------------- koods said: Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus. Life-long trip report
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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: pfxtc]
#22142091 - 08/25/15 05:33 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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cube talk said: don't waste your time with online dating
sure you might get real lucky, but srsly good luck with that
I always met people from the basketball court honestly.. you keep going and running into the same people. Just be cool and eventually as they get to like you you'll get an invite to do something or what not.
I got lucky 
are there lots of women hanging out at the basketball court? 
If I were single I think community college would be quite a haven.
Im thinking about going to our local community college for that very reason. Lot of pretty girls walking off the bus there.
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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: Enjoywho]
#22142120 - 08/25/15 05:38 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Enjoywho said:
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pfxtc said:
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cube talk said: don't waste your time with online dating
sure you might get real lucky, but srsly good luck with that
I always met people from the basketball court honestly.. you keep going and running into the same people. Just be cool and eventually as they get to like you you'll get an invite to do something or what not.
I got lucky 
are there lots of women hanging out at the basketball court? 
If I were single I think community college would be quite a haven.
Im thinking about going to our local community college for that very reason. Lot of pretty girls walking off the bus there.
i took 4-5 classes to finish out my undergrad there and the girls there were all kinds of antsy and wouldn't leave me alone after seeing my wedding ring - dirty whores. sounds perfect for you though!
you should probably also go for like a degree/education/etc. too though
-------------------- koods said: Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus. Life-long trip report
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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: Enjoywho]
#22142122 - 08/25/15 05:39 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Make a MeetMe & hit on some jail bait
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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: RainyWA]
#22142131 - 08/25/15 05:41 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I go to clubs, concerts, and festivals and offer people and specifically girls MDMA. If everything goes well by the end of the night I have myself a new lady friend. It's a shame I cant have sex with them on the spot because I can't get my dick up on MDMA
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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: MajickMuffin]
#22142132 - 08/25/15 05:41 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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MajickMuffin said: In the fucking woods looking for mushrooms?
Seriously, how the fuck do you guys meet people.
Im not a very social person only because I dont know anyfuckingone.
Im a one on one type of guy.
I want to meet a girl of similar thinking.
How do you guys meet people? 
you hide behind a tree, or if you are a good climber up in the tree tops and just wait till you spot someone, then start making hooter sounds to draw them in closer
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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: MajickMuffin]
#22142155 - 08/25/15 05:47 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: Sheekle]
#22142161 - 08/25/15 05:48 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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i've noticed most 'friends' you make at concerts are people you never see after that night, usually too drunk/high to remember they talked to you. happens a lot
-------------------- koods said: Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus. Life-long trip report
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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: makaveli8x8]
#22142163 - 08/25/15 05:48 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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MajickMuffin said: In the fucking woods looking for mushrooms?
Seriously, how the fuck do you guys meet people.
Im not a very social person only because I dont know anyfuckingone.
Im a one on one type of guy.
I want to meet a girl of similar thinking.
How do you guys meet people? 
you hide behind a tree, or if you are a good climber up in the tree tops and just wait till you spot someone, then start making hooter sounds to draw them in closer

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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: Enjoywho]
#22142169 - 08/25/15 05:49 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I go to the supermarket to pick up bitches. Bitches love to be hit on at the supermarket. Bitches also love to be called bitches, so make sure to open the conversation with something along the lines of "Dayum, you's supposed to be part iof my pack 'coz you's a fine ass bitch. What's yo' digits ho?" or "Sup bitch? Wanna come back to my place? I'll make you a bomb ass sausage wit' some rice-a-roni. I'll bust a nut in yo' pussy and then you can turn tricks for me wit' dat sexy booty." Or pretty much anything else along those lines, works for me every time.
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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: empty space]
#22142174 - 08/25/15 05:50 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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empty space said: I go to the supermarket to pick up bitches. Bitches love to be hit on at the supermarket. Bitches also love to be called bitches, so make sure to open the conversation with something along the lines of "Dayum, you's supposed to be part iof my pack 'coz you's a fine ass bitch. What's yo' digits ho?" or "Sup bitch? Wanna come back to my place? I'll make you a bomb ass sausage wit' some rice-a-roni. I'll bust a nut in yo' pussy and then you can turn tricks for me wit' dat sexy booty." Or pretty much anything else along those lines, works for me every time.
"call me something nice"
"booboo kitty fuck?"
-------------------- koods said: Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus. Life-long trip report
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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: pfxtc]
#22142181 - 08/25/15 05:51 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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YO BABY EVER HAD YOUR ASS LICKED BY A FAT MAN IN AN OVERCOAT?
Works every time.
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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: larry.fisherman]
#22142190 - 08/25/15 05:53 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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XLCaps said: YO BABY EVER HAD YOUR ASS LICKED BY A FAT MAN IN AN OVERCOAT?
Works every time.
"stuck up bitch" i literally laughed out loud
-------------------- koods said: Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus. Life-long trip report
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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: pfxtc]
#22142202 - 08/25/15 05:54 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Jay & Silent Bob, gotta love it lol
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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: pfxtc]
#22142267 - 08/25/15 06:09 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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pfxtc said: lol no problem be careful the most fucked up part is I bought the bitch with the stab wound a $25 salad at some restaurant - AND SHE DIDNT TAKE A FUCKING BITE OF IT AND DIDNT WANT TO TAKE IT HOME
hold the fuck up
did she even eat at all while you were there? what the fuck. i would have been like lemme get dat salad to go for me anyways.
lol that fuckt
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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: Salomon]
#22142291 - 08/25/15 06:14 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Yeah I wouldve left her at the restaurant and taken the salad home to snuggle.
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Re: How the fuck am I supposed to meet people? [Re: empty space]
#22142333 - 08/25/15 06:21 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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salad would have given better head then she did too probably.
-------------------- koods said: Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus. Life-long trip report
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